27 thoughts on “Merry Christmas from Joyce!”

  1. Mkvenner

    She does know she is dress as a pagan, right?

    1. ShadowWing Tronix

      “Pagan?” St. Nicholas is an actual Catholic saint and is the main source (with other sources) of the Santa Claus legend.

      1. David

        A more pertinent question is whether she knows she’s dressing as a Catholic.

    2. Vic! Perfecto

      Joyce is kind of young. We try not to secularize her.

      1. David

        You are my favorites.

        1. Vic! Perfecto

          I try, Willis. ::dons blood diamond tiara::

        2. Mkvenner

          *Backstabs Vic! Perfecto for buying blood diamonds*

        3. Vic! Perfecto

          To spare me further stabbings:
          http://cricridb.tumblr.com/post/3363958555/annie-what-does-it-mean-pierce-what-you-mean

          (since apparently this is like, the one Community clip that HASN’T been uploaded as a video)

      2. Tucker

        Aren’t elves magical, ungodly creatures? Hmm…

  2. Paul Roth

    Um. Could we please get this on cards in your store? To actually send out for next Christmas? I would purchase!

    1. David

      I was thinking about it! I probably will.

  3. Jetstream

    Heh. Ezekiel. Right.

    Someone hasn’t paid attention to the Song of Solomon 😀

    1. Jabberwocky

      I was just wondering what Joyce would think of the Song of Solomon XD

    2. David

      Dude, Song of Solomon is about loving monogamy!

      Ezekiel 23 is about gang-banging prostitutes.

      1. Jetstream

        But does it go into explicit detail about the fuckin’ like Solomon does? I haven’t actually read all of Ezekiel, but you just mentioned one chapter. SoS is a whole book about bangin’.

        1. David

          Again, it’s about monogamous sexual love. DoA Joyce wouldn’t consider that dirty, no matter how much of the book was full of it.

          Ezekiel 23 is a metaphorical story about two sisters who seek anonymous sex with multinational gross dudes. It uses colorful language to describe the quality of these dudes’ semen.

          So, yes. I have paid attention to the Song of Solomon. Everyone who’s even heard of the Bible knows about the Song of Solomon. It’s not the dirtiest thing in the Bible. It’s not even A dirty thing in the Bible. It’s a husband talking about how much he loves his wife, in physical terms. So, yes, it’s dirty if you think married sex is dirty. Joyce doesn’t, but I guess you do?

        2. Tucker

          Barney Stimson agrees with Jetstream…

        3. TheBenenator

          ONE of his wives, anyway. ;~)

        4. David

          Ehhhh, Song of Solomon wasn’t actually written by Solomon. 🙂 (Though Joyce probably believes it is.)

      2. Lord Harlock

        Personally, I’ve always had a love/hate thing going with Genesis 19: 30-36. It’s where Lot’s daughters got him drunk to impregnate them because they thought that he was the last man on Earth. I’ve always felt weird about those verses.

        1. David

          Yeah, that story kind of goes pretty far out of its way to imply that Lot’s line of people are all inbred. It’s a pretty long walk.

  4. Conuzor

    Joyce exposing some bare shoulder to celebrate the birth of our Lord!? Now I’ve seen it all!

    1. Jackson

      Actually, you have not seen it all. Far from it. You’d probably have to resort to fanart for that.

      I appreciate the subtle implications of your avatar for this comment, btw.

      1. Confuzor

        Fanart doesn’t really do it for me like when the official artist does it.

        Oddly enough until very recently my Gravatar was Roz.

    2. ryan

      at least she isn’t showing off her navel.

  5. DeWeese07

    My 1yr old son is named Ezekiel… particularly because the book of Ezekiel was so wierd. We wanted something biblical without going for “John, mark, james, etc”

  6. Crimson Magic

    Ohh very nice! Looks kind of Bruce Timmy

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