Stacy O’Malley

Posted on August 1, 2013 by David M Willis

Amber’s mom, Stacy O’Malley, suffered no huge changes in her translation from Shortpacked! other than shaving about a decade off her age.  (Shaving a decade off one’s age doesn’t matter quite as much when we’re talking about scooting it from 50 to 40, versus, say, 20 to 10.)  She’s a smidge skinnier and her chin is sharpened, but that’s about all that’s visibly altered.

That said, this process seems to have moved her from “I’d hit that, sure” to “God daaayyum.”  Speaking for myself.

Don’t judge me.

20 thoughts on “Stacy O’Malley”

  1. Raine

    With that face in today’s fourth panel, I’d hit that as much as Joe’s dad is right now.

  2. Justnobody

    It’s O.K. Willis, I want to tap that too.

    1. AngryBamboo

      i’d tap that ass…to be a part of the city planning commission.

  3. AgentKeen

    Of course we’re going to judge you. It just makes us hypocrites.

  4. pan_dim_onium

    Is it wrong that I find it amusing that all 3 commentors who would also “hit that” have female character avvies? Also, I’d totally tap that.

  5. Thomas

    Speak for yourself, indeed! 😀 I’m much more partial to the charms of Mrs. Keener & a bit towards Mrs. Saruyama. (It’s the hat.)

  6. Zesty Piquante

    I am forced to concur with Willis’ initial assessment of “daaaaaayum” and further the matter with no fewer than two “homina”s.

    1. Bluebird

      I second my esteemed colleague’s Homina. The motion is passed, Amber’s mom is hot.

  7. Jackson

    Stacy has got it goin’ on.

  8. Kernanator

    I am judging you. And I give you a 10.

  9. MrSpkr

    She makes dabbling in watercolors both understandable and acceptable. Dayumm, indeed.

  10. Rheinman

    I believe the technical term is a zaftig shiksa. And I am both judging you and cutting ahead in line. (10.0, 10.0, 9.8, 10.0 and 8.5 from the East German judge)

  11. Moffitartan

    With that figure and those hips? “Daaayyum” is right. That’s a straight up Big Beautiful Woman right there. No wonder Amber has such a thick curvy figure if she got it from her mom.

    BTW, thanks Willis for including curvy, zaftig and rubenesque women in your comics. As a man who is highly attracted to women of that shape and form, it’s good seeing them being portrayed as the confident, sexy ladies that they are and have every right to be.

    1. taekwondogirl

      Another comic that portrays women of that shape like that is Worsted for Wear. It’s about knitting which I am not interested in at all, but the characters keep me coming back.

  12. Thomas

    I’m pretty sure there will be a Hottest Mom Poll in the near future. 😉

    1. AgentKeen

      The winning answer will be ‘Your mom, with a nickel.’

  13. blackaeon

    I’d fap that. Nevermind, already did?

  14. Emoroffle

    I wonder if Stacy would mind a little lesbian tryst. Because I would totally be all over that fine woman.

  15. newllend

    Ya, she has it going it going on I Would hit that ,too bad joes dad us too it

    1. newllend

      Beat us too it

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