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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    March 9, 2020 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    YOU’RE FUCKER

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      March 9, 2020 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

      “I intend to.”

      … wait, I think I messed that up.

    • cathasach
      cathasach
      March 10, 2020 at 10:48 am | # | Reply

      How do I get this poster?

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        March 10, 2020 at 11:55 am | # | Reply

        Not from a Jedi.

  2. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    March 9, 2020 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    The Great Silence.

  3. MaddMaxx
    MaddMaxx
    March 9, 2020 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    The perfect title. That’s it, that’s all we need.

  4. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 9, 2020 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Look at me
    I’m as helpless as a kitten up a tree…

  5. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 9, 2020 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Oh, right, feelings.

    Crap.

    • Kyoulkoa
      Kyoulkoa
      March 9, 2020 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

      feelings, not even once

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      March 9, 2020 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

      Feelings. Still? It’s been at least a week and wasn’t he just grinding on thic Dorothy moments ago?

      • clif
        clif
        March 9, 2020 at 1:21 am | # | Reply

        Yes. That’s the point. Something else to feel garbage about.

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        March 9, 2020 at 4:54 am | # | Reply

        Amber. He was grinding on Amber. Not sure he can tell the difference, either.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        March 9, 2020 at 6:15 am | # | Reply

        All of Dorothy’s exes rebound to Amber.

        All of Danny’s exes rebound to Walky.

        • Stanistani
          Stanistani
          March 9, 2020 at 11:37 pm | # | Reply

          It’s a closely-knit ecosystem.

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      March 10, 2020 at 8:53 pm | # | Reply

      Whoa, whoa, whoa… feelings?

  6. auroki
    auroki
    March 9, 2020 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    That’s me in the corner.
    That’s me in the spotlight.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      March 9, 2020 at 6:54 am | # | Reply

      Losin’ my religion.

  7. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    March 9, 2020 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    you’r fucké

  8. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 9, 2020 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    What do you got to feel bad about Walkman you’re bout to get a free ride for this semester!

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      March 9, 2020 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

      Maybe he just found out that that’s actually a myth.

  9. Kravis
    Kravis
    March 9, 2020 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    There are two types of people in this world.

    The:
    You’re Fucked

    And the:
    You’re a Fucker

  10. RowenMorland
    RowenMorland
    March 9, 2020 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    It isn’t a Lord Kitchener style poster with Mike’s face saying he wants your mum for a nickle?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      March 9, 2020 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      What is it with commenters associating Mike with woodpeckers?

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        March 9, 2020 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

        His hair looks like a bird. Krillis said on Scritter that it’s a Homestuck reference.

      • clif
        clif
        March 9, 2020 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

        A woodpecker goes out and bangs it’s head on a tree. Mike goes out and bangs your mom. The parallelism is obvious.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 9, 2020 at 7:00 pm | # | Reply

      That sounds like a DoA book stretch goal!

  11. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    March 9, 2020 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    So, we can probably expect to find out what actually happened to Mike around July 15?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      March 9, 2020 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

      2022

      • clif
        clif
        March 9, 2020 at 5:01 am | # | Reply

        Keep that optimism handy. You never know when you might need it.

  12. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 9, 2020 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Oh thank god, he at the very least changed his underwear.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 9, 2020 at 1:41 am | # | Reply

      One day he’ll do laundry.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      March 9, 2020 at 7:21 am | # | Reply

      Shouldn’t those character boxers at least be tagged?

  13. Beef
    Beef
    March 9, 2020 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    How can you do that alt text to me Willis

  14. Jess
    Jess
    March 9, 2020 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

    How does the meme go? <Dumbing of Age Volume ??: You'r Fucke

  15. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 9, 2020 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    *cries*

    • clif
      clif
      March 9, 2020 at 5:02 am | # | Reply

      Shakes fist at sky.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        March 9, 2020 at 7:05 pm | # | Reply

        joyce-screaming-damn-you-willis-at-the-sky.png

  16. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    March 9, 2020 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    That alt text is some Hussie level of messed up, Willis. Also, is Walky feeling guilt about having sex with someone after he and Dorothy broke up?

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      March 9, 2020 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

      Walky doesn’t seem to have parsed that emotionally he and Dorothy are through with her being entirely okay with that. He fell in love with her and, well, she didn’t.

      • Nono
        Nono
        March 9, 2020 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

        Just because Dorothy didn’t go and make Bad Decisions after the final break up doesn’t mean she wasn’t in love.

        • clif
          clif
          March 9, 2020 at 1:32 am | # | Reply

          She just smiled and waved at Walky. If that’s not a bad decision, I don’t know what is.

      • Sam
        Sam
        March 9, 2020 at 1:13 am | # | Reply

        You have that the wrong way around. Dorothy said she loved him and meant it, he said it because ‘he was supposed to’ and Walky feels guilty because he literally jumped from Dorothy to Amber with like, a day maybe between and I don’t think Dorothy knows.

        • Lingo
          Lingo
          March 9, 2020 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

          No, she knows.

          • Diane
            Diane
            March 9, 2020 at 4:28 pm | # | Reply

            She super knows.

            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/02-but-the-sun-still-shines/acknowledge-2/

    • Kat
      Kat
      March 9, 2020 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

      I read it as him feeling sad that what he had with Dorothy was over and still being all emotionally tore up over it. He may also be deciding that Amber is just a rebound. Heartbreak does not go away easy.

    • AGV
      AGV
      March 9, 2020 at 3:09 am | # | Reply

      I think that it’s about him not studying

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        March 9, 2020 at 6:39 am | # | Reply

        All of it tied up into one messy bundle.

  17. PB
    PB
    March 9, 2020 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

    ACTUALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH NOW

  18. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    March 9, 2020 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Look, EVERYONE, stop taking that exit from the building. NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS ON THOSE STAIRS!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      March 9, 2020 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

      (Disclaimer: I haven’t actually checked to see if anything good has happened on those stairs. Feel free to archive binge to prove me wrong.)

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        March 9, 2020 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

        Joyce looked at some tape. Some rapist dude got harassed by some chick with a phone and he wound up in hospital.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          March 9, 2020 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

          Those both ended up pretty angsty. Next?

          • clif
            clif
            March 9, 2020 at 1:18 am | # | Reply

            Angsty of not, rapist dude winds up in hospital meets my criteria for good.

            • Alanari
              Alanari
              March 9, 2020 at 4:24 am | # | Reply

              Dorothy needed to go to therapy afterwards and Amber’s condition got significantly worse because of that.
              That’s not good. It’s actually pretty bad.

              • 3oranges
                3oranges
                March 9, 2020 at 11:15 am | # | Reply

                Relative to “dude doesn’t get stopped” it’s pretty good. Relative to “dude trips and manages to hit his head so hard he ends up in a many-year coma” it’s been pretty hard on the other characters.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      March 9, 2020 at 2:53 am | # | Reply

      Are those the break-up stairs, or am I confusing them with a different set of stairs?

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        March 9, 2020 at 8:00 am | # | Reply

        I for one have stopped trusting stairs altogether in this comic.

  19. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    March 9, 2020 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

    Dorothy: *sings We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together*

    Walky: *shocked Pikachu face*

    Their relationship in a nutshell.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      March 9, 2020 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

      I don’t know, based on her smile in panel 4 I suspect Dorothy would be ok with getting back together with Walky eventually. Walky definitely seems to be taking their breakup harder though.

      • Shane
        Shane
        March 9, 2020 at 4:40 am | # | Reply

        I didn’t perfectly understand her reasoning. I heard something in between “I need to become president of the USA instead of having a boyfriend” which felt like “ohhhhhkay” and “I don’t feel super good about enabling your ADD non-studying and co-attendant self-loathing.”

        On some level Walky could be missing her hot, hot body (even if Amber has a hot hot body too, one can appreciate both!) And maybe more complex feels about missing what was and might have been even as he’s happy with some of what he has with Amber too.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 9, 2020 at 6:46 am | # | Reply

          I didn’t see any of the latter. She spend a bunch of time worrying about what was going on with him and then some time trying to help him study. I don’t recall anything about enabling him.

          She did feel bad about jerking him around and not sticking to limits that she’d set herself – “just for fun” turning into “love you” and “the pause was a lie”. I’d actually like to see a bit more of how she’s dealing with the aftermath and with her basic conflict of her emotional needs fighting with her plan.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            March 9, 2020 at 7:10 pm | # | Reply

            I think Walky was definitely feeling guilty that Dorothy was running herself ragged tutoring him with no success on top of all her extracurriculars to make her resume look nice for Yale so she could become president. (I don’t really look forward to Dorothy actively realizing that the effort you put in and the qualifications you have don’t actually matter to politics. At the same time, it will be interesting.) And then Dorothy was still running herself ragged so they called the pause. But yeah, I think the biggest issue on Dorothy’s end was that she was watching herself shift those goal posts and it didn’t seem fair to Walky to get that invested when she still plans on transferring.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        March 9, 2020 at 10:05 am | # | Reply

        I think it’s more of her saying: “No hard feelings”. Because there aren’t for her; she’s on top of it but Walky isn’t yet.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 9, 2020 at 10:51 am | # | Reply

          We see one look from her and it’s very much a public face look. Hard to say what’s going on in her head. She might be on top of it. She might still be heartbroken.

          We’ve actually seen very little of her reaction post breakup and I’d like to see more.

  20. Hazel
    Hazel
    March 9, 2020 at 12:56 am | # | Reply

    *reads hovertext*

    As a reader of yours for over 13 years, I am impressed by your evolving methods of making me go “Damn you, Willis”.

  21. ktbear
    ktbear
    March 9, 2020 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Thats funny, I actually thought the poster was refering to Walky cause… well actually the because should be obvious. Nice of Willis to clear that up for us. Well, maybe not “us,” probably I’m the only one with a sufficient surfeit of smuttiness to have gone there in the first place.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      March 9, 2020 at 2:00 am | # | Reply

      It can be both.

      • clif
        clif
        March 9, 2020 at 5:07 am | # | Reply

        I’d go listen to a band named Sufficient Surfiet of Smuttiness.

  22. BenRG
    BenRG
    March 9, 2020 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

    Oh dear. Dorothy has moved on but Walky hasn’t!

  23. Acher4
    Acher4
    March 9, 2020 at 3:48 am | # | Reply

    Where.IS.Mike?!?

    😛

    • Shane
      Shane
      March 9, 2020 at 4:42 am | # | Reply

      The hospital? Hell? Chained in Blaine’s torture basement?

      It’s an open question at this point really.

      • clif
        clif
        March 9, 2020 at 5:07 am | # | Reply

        The only thing we can agree on is that it involves lotion.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          March 9, 2020 at 6:32 pm | # | Reply

          So is it the hospital? Hell? Chained in Blaine’s torture basement?

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        March 9, 2020 at 5:33 am | # | Reply

        I’m honestly thinking that Carol’s phone call does indeed mean she knows what happened to Mike.

        But also: batshit theory. Mike is being held captive on Joyce’s old block and this is gonna become a Waco thing.

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      March 9, 2020 at 5:47 am | # | Reply

      With Toedad’s mom. Mike paid twice his going rate because she had to deal with raising a toe for a son

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 9, 2020 at 6:10 am | # | Reply

      He’s in the basement of an abandoned house, holding the bad dads at the bottom of a disused well, threatening them with a hose, and making them rub lotion on each other.

  24. fire_daws
    fire_daws
    March 9, 2020 at 3:54 am | # | Reply

    Who is this ‘Mike’ that is referred to in the alt-text?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 9, 2020 at 5:23 am | # | Reply

      No idea. Sounds like an asshole.

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      March 9, 2020 at 11:19 am | # | Reply

      Apparently he was Amber’s imaginary friend who ended up sacrificing himself for her. That’s probably why you’re forgetting him, just like whoever it was from Inside Out was forgotten.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 9, 2020 at 6:53 pm | # | Reply

      I think he was a nickel aficionado.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        March 9, 2020 at 8:09 pm | # | Reply

        And one who is often mistaken to have been a big fan of European woodpeckers, for some reason.

  25. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    March 9, 2020 at 6:49 am | # | Reply

    There are some ex’s you’ll never truly get over, Walky. I learned this the hard way. *wry smile* All you can really do is remember the good times you had together, and that you broke up for a reason. CLING HARD TO THAT REASON.

  26. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 9, 2020 at 7:51 am | # | Reply

    Let it go, Elsa

  27. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    March 9, 2020 at 8:26 am | # | Reply

    Dorothy made her bed.

    So Walky can no longer sleep in it.

  28. hof1991
    hof1991
    March 9, 2020 at 9:38 am | # | Reply

    His inner Mike is talking to him too.

  29. Joe Covenant
    Joe Covenant
    March 9, 2020 at 11:22 am | # | Reply

    On a scale from one to ten, my friend,
    You’re fucked!
    In lack of other words I’d say,
    You’re fucked!
    You are as they say, in Japanese,
    Fucked from the head
    Down to the knees!
    I am sorry to inform you are
    Fuuuuuuu… ndementally fucked!

    (Ylvis – Yes, those “What does the Fox Say” guys!)

  30. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    March 9, 2020 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    Dumbing of Age Book 10: Down Here We Can Feel Garbage

  31. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    March 9, 2020 at 7:38 pm | # | Reply

    It’s weird how I genuinely think Amber is a much better boyfriend for Walky and don’t ship Dot with any of her love interests (maybe Joyce).

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 9, 2020 at 11:56 pm | # | Reply

      You meant “girlfriend”, right?

      I ship Amber with therapy, as someone suggested a couple of days ago.

      As for Dotty, I ship her with Jacob.

  32. woobie
    woobie
    March 9, 2020 at 9:30 pm | # | Reply

    Been there, Walkerton.

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