Chapter: 02 - I Was a Teenage Churchmouse

• *frightening body horror manifesto re: punishing the undutiful*
• cheating is evil and has forever tainted Joyce/Dorothy
• cheating is bad but Joyce/Dorothy could still atone
• literally could not care what joyce/dorothy do, this is a comic strip
• they're college freshman and horny idiots, so, like,
• cheating is probably bad, but more importantly it's amusing
• i hope jakey dies
• they're girls kissing so i don't care
• cheating is great!!!!! more cheating please!!!
• cheating is evil and makes me like Joyce/Dorothy more

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