Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, we’re not sparing the Hymmel the Humming Hymnal!  You can read this month’s new bonus strip and the backlog of over a hundred previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night!  You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, patrons voted for Sal!  Also, bonus Dina.  And bonus elevator?  Look, I dunno.  You can read this month’s new bonus strip and the backlog of more than a hundred previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every night like clockwork!

What?  The new Dina/Becky Slipshine story drops this week during Slipshine’s SPRING SALE?  What incredible, fortunate coincidence!  Who let this happen?! “HOLD ON TO YER BUTTS,” the new 18-page NSFW story launches Saturday, March 26, and you can save a whole $15 bucks!  That’s like 3 to 4 boxes of cereal!  Definitely 3 if you want to also get milk. ALSO: All ELEVEN previous Dumbing of Age Pornographiques are currently remastered — resized and reuploaded for optimum viewing pleasure.  Aka: large.  You could see Dorothy’s freckles from space.

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, Amber’s feeling up!  You can read this month’s new bonus strip and the backlog of literally hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night!  You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, patrons voted for Carla!  Also, bonus Fuckface.  Maybe a little too much Fuckface.  You can read this month’s new bonus strip and the backlog of literally hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every night like clockwork!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, Walky’s not digging it, no.  You can read this month’s new bonus strip and the backlog of literally hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night!  You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, patrons voted to see Booster get to the bottom of things.  You can read this month’s new bonus strip and the backlog of literally hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every night like clockwork!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, make room in your schedule for the always-prepared Dorothy Keener.  You can read this month’s new bonus strip and the backlog of literally hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night!  You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.