Three days left in the Dumbing of Age Book 14 Kickstarter, and BOOM!  The Lipsyncing Lucy magnet is unlocked at $55k!  Pledge at the LIPSYNCING LUCY MAGNET tier to get a Lucy magnet along with your book!   (And don’t forget you get a free DOROTHY magnet in there too!)  Or if you’re aiming for Lucy plus two or four other magnets of your choosing, huzzah, there’s the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers!  And if you want all of them unlocked during this campaign?  Well, there’s a few tiers that hand you COMPLETE MAGNET POWER! Unlocking next at $60K is… the final, thirteenth magnet: THE DREAMHORSE!  It’ll be 5.5″x5″ which would be… probably definitely the largest magnet I’ve ever done.  It won’t be to exact scale with the others, mind you, since that magnet’d be like a foot tall and wouldn’t fit in a book, much less a stamped envelope, but it’ll be to scale with… your BJ Cat magnet, if you have that one. And just under three days remaining!  This thing shuts down Tuesday night.

Hey, Maggie’s doing some Dumbing of Age animations.  DO YOU WANT TO SEE DOROTHY AND JOYCE RIDE A DREAM HORSE of course you fuckin’ do

The Dumbing of Age Book 14 Kickstarter is finally past $50k! And that means JACOB is unlocked! Pledge at the JACOB MAGNET tier to get a Jacob magnet along with your book! (And don’t forget you get a free DOROTHY magnet in there too!) Or if you’re aiming for Jacob plus two or four other magnets of your choosing, huzzah, there’s the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers! And if you want all of them unlocked during this campaign? Well, there’s a few tiers that hand you COMPLETE MAGNET POWER! Up next are LIPSYNCING LUCY at $55K and…. DREAM HORSE at $60k!  That’s right, it’s Dorothy and Joyce on a horse!  Let’s make DREAM HORSE happen! One week remaining!  This thing ends next Tuesday just before midnight (Eastern)!  So pledge today!  or between now and then, whichever

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, folks voted for KAITLIN, Becky’s former roommate at her original college who was gay exactly once and then stopped that forever after she learned her lesson, probably! Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

Free Comic Book Day is coming Saturday, May 3, and Laughing Ogre Comics in Columbus, Ohio, is featuring some local cartoonists!  And guess what?  I’m local cartoonists!  So from noon to 2pm, you’ll find me at a table inside the store.  I’ll have some Dumbing of Age books, bookmarks, and probably some magnets!

Dumbing of Age Book 14 Kickstarter update: It’s time for one final SURPRISE magnet unveiling this year!  At the incredibly important and not at all random number of $46,354, we’re throwing down the gauntlet of BEATRICE!  She’s one of the few remaining members of Lucy’s dorm crew that’ve yet to get a magnet!  And she’s technically in this book!  unlike zaph, sorry zaph Pledge at the BEATRICE MAGNET tier to get her tucked into your signed/doodled Book 14 along with the free DOROTHY magnet!  Or choose to get her and a handful of others at either the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers!  Or go whole-hog with the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier and get every magnet unlocked in this campaign! Next up: JACOB unlocks at $50K, LIPSYNC LUCY unlocks at $55k, and I’m announcing now there will be a THIRTEENTH magnet this year if we pass $60K, and it’s a big’un.  So big it’ll have eight legs!  To help get us there, pledge today!

The Dumbing of Age Book 14 Kickstarter reached the next stretch goal of $45K on Good Friday, unlocking the PAJAMAS DINA MAGNET tier!  That’s right, Christ has fallen and DINA IS RISEN.  Take that, LORD!!!! Pledge at the PAJAMAS DINA MAGNET tier to get a Dina magnet along with your book!  (And don’t forget you get a free DOROTHY magnet in there too!)  Or if you’re aiming for Dina plus two or four other magnets of your choosing, huzzah, there’s the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers!  And if you want all of them unlocked during this campaign?  Well, there’s a few tiers that hand you COMPLETE MAGNET POWER! Up next?  Jacob, I think, at $50K.  I don’t have a silhouette for him yet.  Still trying to decide which look to go for him: exercise wear?  casual wear?  It’s a quandry!!!  But there’s a surprise magnet reveal popping up soon who’s not Jacob!  They do have a silhouette.

The Dumbing of Age Book 14 Kickstarter is at $41,752! And you know what that means: absolutely nothing!!!! But we’re surprise-revealing the EXERMACISES SARAH magnet anyway! Pledge at the EXERMACISES SARAH MAGNET tier to get just Sarah (plus the free Dorothy magnet), or go all-in at one of the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tiers and consider her and all other unlocked magnets automatically yours! Want more than just one magnet but less than the whole roster? We got PICK THREE and PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers available for you folks.\ Still unlocking at $45K: PAJAMAS DINA MAGNET tier! And some more after that, probably!

The Dumbing of Age Book 14 Kickstarter has passed $40K, which means: Double magnet unlocking! The HALLOWEEN BILLIE and HALLOWEEN RUTH magnet tiers are now available! Or get both of them (plus the free DOROTHY magnet) by pledging to the HALLOWEEN BILLIE AND RUTH magnet tier! And, of course, if you went all-in on a COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier, consider them added to your pile. Don’t want the whole run, but want a choice of three magnets? Of five magnets? Then the PICK THREE and PICK FIVE magnet tiers are there for you. Scheduled next is the PAJAMAS DINA magnet at $45k! Plus, you know, sudden surprise magnets may occur. (well, a surprise if you don’t recognize distinctive silhouettes) And even more TBA!