Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, JULIA GRAY won everyone’s vote!  Guess we still want a side dish of Joyce/Dorothy subtext along with our Joyce/Dorothy text!  Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

Nobody saw this coming!  (nobody saw this cumming?)  It’s JOYCE(?!) and DOROTHY in “FRIEND OF DOROTHY (THE BIGGEST),” the newest Dumbing of Age Pornographique featured over on SLIPSHINE!   It’s 19 all-new, full-page comic pages of definitely Not Safe For Work stuff.  It hankies AND it pankies.  It knows all the sexifying ways without having to Google anything first! So go grab a subscription and your wife, I mean girlfriend.  I definitely meant to say girlfriend.

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!   This month, we knock on WALKY‘s door, guaranteeing both last month’s and this month’s second bonus strips are about pooping.  Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, JOCELYNE got 80 votes!  I wonder if she’d still have gotten 80 votes if folks’d known she was showing back up in the strip like in two days.  Probably!  Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

The Tricerahoodie Dina Plush preorder period has been extended by seven more days!  Why?  SO I CAN BRING HER WITH ME TO SMALL PRESS EXPO THIS WEEKEND AND HOLD HER UP AND SAY “HEY LOOK!  SEE?  GET HER!!!!!!!” anyway, i’ll be at small press expo this weekend in bethesda maryland, at table F2, september 13 and 14 with dina

Extra!  Extra!  Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!   This month, we get to check in with MALAYA!  Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!

Do you know I was last at Small Press Expo back in 2013?  That’s wild!  But I’m coming back this year!  With a table!  Full of things!  because i have like thirteen whole books now (the fourteenth is currently printing) Come say hello to me September 13 and 14 in Bethesda, MD, at Table F2!  That’s in two weeks!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, voters voted for KITCHEN DOCTOR, whose real name may or may not be Dr. Kit Chen (no relation to Alice).  Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

You’ve pledged to make the prototype happen!  The prototype’s happened!  It’s been approved!  And now, starting today, we have the final campaign.  From now until September 9, if you haven’t already pledged for Dina, you can HOMPK! yourself over to Makeship and put in a preorder! Ships December 3!  Don’t miss out on her!

You’ve pledged for Makeship’s Tricerahoodie Dina sight unseen, but starting Monday, August 18, at noon Eastern time, you can properly preorder her! Sight seen! The prototype has been made and shown to me and approved, and this coming week it’ll be time to properly launch her! Be back here Monday!