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The fun thing about POD tshirts is that you can throw up a design because you feel like you should and it’s perfectly okay when absolutely nobody buys it. I’m looking at you, Indomitable Sex Monster. A number of people greater than zero may buy the Roller Derby Team t-shirt.
(Also available as masks and mugs????) 
Sexy comics for EVERYONE! This week only, skip the initial sign-up fee and subscribe to Slipshine for only $9.99 a month from now until FOREVER! Over 100 original erotica series from the best in the business, with over 24,000 pages in our archive! That means for less than ten bucks you can read all 10+ of my totally canon NSFW comic stories (totaling about 200 pages)! Check us out today! 
Celebrating ten years of Dumbing of Age is this new limited print: Ten Garbage Years! Everyone’s all congregated on Garbage Roof in the middle of October, staring into…. the FUTURE. These babies are 11″x17″ glossy cardstock, numbered (1 to 45) and signed. I will mail them in a very large cardboard envelope. Get ’em before they run out!
If plain ol’ printed art ain’t your thing, then there are way too many alternatives over on my TeePublic store. T-shirt, mug, face mask? They’re probably available. Probably. This design is 35% off for the next two days. 
There’s some new stuff today in the Dumbing of Age TeePublic store!
A new t-shirt: “Iguana On Your Head!”
Now Let’s Go Commit Something Mildly Subversive Which, at Worst, Will Serve as a Humanizing Anecdote and Not as Anything Truly Threatening to the Power Structures at Hand, aka Dumbing of Age Book 9 (let’s just call it “Book 9”) is now up for Kickstartering! See, it’s that time of year for us again, plus a month or so, because World Be Crazy, but we’re trying to do this anyway!
Book 9 is 216 pages! It’s got the usual strip commentary! It’s got bonus art and rejected strips! It’s got 24 Patreon-only strips! It’s got a foreword by Dork Tower‘s John Kovalic!!!
And, as per usual, we’ve also got magnets. You can pledge for Sal and/or Amber to start, and a free Sarah magnet for everybody unlocks at $35k!
Anyway, pray the post office still exists when this comes out later this year.
The current storyline which begins today, “When It Crumbles,” is sort of a… season finale, in terms of stakes? It’s the end of Year Ten! Stuff is gonna happen! Sometimes scary stuff! I mean, it’s still Dumbing of Age, so we’re not gonna go full thrasher film or anything, but there will be Sustained Sense Of Danger. More danger than usually allotted. Just giving you all a heads up, in case you want to bow out and come back June 23 when the storyline ends so you can read it at your own pace. Or nope out! Your choice, no judgment.
yeah yeah i know this is the worst timing, re: social distancing, but 
The world is friggin’ WHAT these days, but at least we’ll always have sequential drawings of people touching themselves and others. In these alone-y times, during which we aren’t allowed to see the outdoors but can readily see our computer monitors far from prying eyes of society, Slipshine has returned with a SPRING SALE! The price for a Slipshine membership is currently slashed down to $9.95! That means for less than ten bucks you can read all 10+ of my totally canon NSFW comic stories (totaling about 200 pages), plus the 20,000 pages across the rest of the site, updating daily!
Save lives, stay home and jerk it.
(i’ll swap back the content warning post and this in a few days) 
It’s CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SEASON NOW and so that means the new book is now available for purchase for everyone! Dumbing of Age Book 8: Up Here We Can Be Garbage is here! Seasons Tidings, Happy Holidays, etc.
let me copy-paste my webstore’s write-up down here, like a professional
This 228-page full-color book includes the entire seventh year of strips (four full storylines) from September 2017 through August 2018! There’s commentary! There’s cast bios! There’s bonus features! There’s a year’s worth of bonus strips from Patreon! There’s a Another Foreword by Jeph “butt.church” Jacques! You can also pay extra to get it doodled in and autographed, because this is America.Book 8 and more can be found in the online store!
It’s getting to be Thanksgiving-ish, meaning HOLIDAYS are soon upon us, which in turn means it’s time to throw last year’s Kickstarter magnets up on the online store!
This 12-magnet set includes Amber, Marcie, Malaya, Sal, Howard, Asma, Lucy, Billie, Ruth, Danny, Blowjob Cat, and Sierra. Most are about 4″ tall, but they vary. I have extremely limited numbers of the Carla and Dina magnets, and you can include them (for extra moolah) for a limited time, while supplies last, etc. There’s a selection on the order page.
You can also get all four magnet sets together in a bundle for a pretty good discount. 
