There’s six Dumbing of Age books, and now you can get them all at once for a reduced price! Just log on over to the Dumbing of Age online store, and you’ll find the six-book combo listed there. Get the whole thing (so far) at once! It’ll all come in two padded flat-rate envelopes, three books per! For an extra $10 I will doodle/autograph inside them all!
For those of you overseas, there’s a little extra bonus for you. International shipping is way expensive, especially for TWO packages full of large heavy-ass books, so I’ve eaten the portion of the shipping costs. It’s down $15 if you live in Mexico/Canada, and down $20 to everywhere else! So hop on that. Consider it a “jeebus yes you bought six whole dang books from across the globe” special rebate. Don’t forget you can add a Dina magnet to your order!
don’t worry i will still love you if you only get one or two books
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Dumbing of Age SIX BOOK COMBO is now available in the online store!
There’s six Dumbing of Age books, and now you can get them all at once for a reduced price! Just log on over to the Dumbing of Age online store, and you’ll find the six-book combo listed there. Get the whole thing (so far) at once! It’ll all come in two padded flat-rate envelopes, three books per! For an extra $10 I will doodle/autograph inside them all!
For those of you overseas, there’s a little extra bonus for you. International shipping is way expensive, especially for TWO packages full of large heavy-ass books, so I’ve eaten the portion of the shipping costs. It’s down $15 if you live in Mexico/Canada, and down $20 to everywhere else! So hop on that. Consider it a “jeebus yes you bought six whole dang books from across the globe” special rebate. Don’t forget you can add a Dina magnet to your order!
don’t worry i will still love you if you only get one or two books It’s Walky! book now available in the store!
Before Dumbing of Age, these characters featured in another universe, another webcomic! I guess that’s the tl;dr intro to…
The It’s Walky!: Year Zero book is now available in the online store! It’s 112 pages of the first It’s Walky! storyline from way back in 2000, plus its 2004-2014 redraw! Get the book clean or get it signed/doodled in! S’up to you. Excuse me, would you like to hear more about Slipshine?
Did you know that I’ve drawn nine NSFW stories for Slipshine? And that they’re all canon? Did you know I’ve also drawn 32 stand-alone pages of NSFW art to accompany them? Just checking, because my overlords would really like you to know, just in case you didn’t!
Here’s a quick run-down of most of them!:
Walky Performs A Sex: The original! Dorothy and Walky come in from the rain.
Mask Or No Mask: Amazi-Girl has a very good day with Danny.
Finally: Billie and Ruth relieve that building sexual tension like a volcano from Hell.
Head of the Class: Sal and Jason, probably!
Tales of Sinterest: An anthology! Includes Roz, Sayid, and more.
To the End of the Line: Originally titled “Upside-Down on a Grappling Hook.” You fill in the rest.
Keep It Clean: Whoops it’s Billie and Ruth again, but in the shower?????
…and I’m in the middle of doing a Joe/Malaya one. Need to finish that one up, I’m like four pages in. And one TBD for, what, August? *checks* Yeah, August. I’ll keep you posted.
A Slipshine membership gets you access to all of them, plus all the other stand-alone pages!
And now you all are fully informed. Carry on.
Here’s a quick run-down of most of them!:
Walky Performs A Sex: The original! Dorothy and Walky come in from the rain.
Mask Or No Mask: Amazi-Girl has a very good day with Danny.
Finally: Billie and Ruth relieve that building sexual tension like a volcano from Hell.
Head of the Class: Sal and Jason, probably!
Tales of Sinterest: An anthology! Includes Roz, Sayid, and more.
To the End of the Line: Originally titled “Upside-Down on a Grappling Hook.” You fill in the rest.
Keep It Clean: Whoops it’s Billie and Ruth again, but in the shower?????
…and I’m in the middle of doing a Joe/Malaya one. Need to finish that one up, I’m like four pages in. And one TBD for, what, August? *checks* Yeah, August. I’ll keep you posted.
A Slipshine membership gets you access to all of them, plus all the other stand-alone pages!
And now you all are fully informed. Carry on. Galasso’s Pizza (and subs) t-shirt!
Display your fealty to Galasso’s Pizza (and subs) by wearing this dominating new t-shirt! It’s 30% off for the first three days, so stategically position yourself for savings! New set of character magnets now in the store!
You can now get the Book 5 Kickstarter magnets in the Dumbing of Age store! These are the 11 magnets that are left over, since after the campaign I’m out of Malayas. (Joyce is also in relatively limited quantities.)
These join the Book 4 Kickstarter magnets set, a set of 8 magnets since that set’s Joyce is gone. Additionally, I’ve just got SIX Carlas left, and once she’s gone, it’ll be suddenly and magically become a set of 7 magnets.
There’s also a bundle of both magnet sets, if you want to spend a little less moolah on the pair. T-shirts, yo!
I’ve never done terribly well with t-shirts, which is generally why I never, like, have t-shirts to sell. It’s not rocket science. BUT there are apparently a lot of places on the Interwebs these days where you can just, like, upload an image and then someone will sell that t-shirt and you don’t have to keep an inventory and also cry because you have an inventory for forever. Long story short, I was curious to see if my T-shirt Curse is still a thing, so I uploaded some simple graphics to TeePublic to see how they fare. Just an experiment to see, like, will people buy something with Carla on it. These are not high-concept shirts. (Well okay one of them is sort of high-concept.) So if “Dumbing of Age character on a t-shirt” intrigues you, then there is good news for you today. It is especially good news for the next two days (as of this posting), ‘cuz the introductory price is $6 off the regular price. So! It’s time to take inventory of Welcome to the Fuck Zone!
New store items!
Dumbing of Age Book 5 is now available in the online store! I GUESS holiday shopping season has officially started as of today, so have at it! You can buy it normal and plain, or upgrade to a signed/sketched version.
There are also some five-book combo packs of both Dumbing of Age and Shortpacked! books.
Also new to the store is a set of 8 character magnets left over from the Book 4 Kickstarter. It’s missing the ninth magnet, Joyce, because I’m kinda out of her Book 4 magnet, but for now there are eight magnets left you can get as a set.
Also also new in the store is the “To Those Who Ground Me” 11″x17″ poster! It’s new to the store because I forgot to put it in the store last spring when it was actually new. But it’s pretty! Cubs
Antichrist
Here’s a “comic” of sorts that I put on my various social media accounts yesterday, but figured maybe it wouldn’t hurt for them to have a permanent on-my-actual-website-which-I-personally-own home. So here they are!
This is one of those ideas which don’t really have a place in the webcomic itself, as Joyce and her universe are kinda anchored outside of time. Dumbing of Age doesn’t exist in any specific year (as mentioned in the FAQ), and this idea required the calling out of actual years and actual events in real history. Sliding timescales are neat but sometimes also kind of not!
plus also if i wrote this comic yesterday and put it into the buffer today it wouldn’t even publish until next january anyway so
(comments closed because i was tired of the flood of shit about how killary is the REAL antichrist –the point’s kind of flying directly over your noggin)


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