My Peer Group’s Smoochy Chart Is Basically Now An Ouroboros will collect “Year Thirteen,” spanning the four storylines that start on August 22, 2022, and complete on August 15, 2023. This includes new commentary, behind-the-scenes artwork, and new character designs into a 218-page tome with luxurious glossy paper all bound up into a sturdy, full-color presentation.   They’re fancy!   Includes new commentary, behind-the-scenes artwork, and new character designs into a 218-page tome with luxurious glossy paper all bound up into a sturdy, full-color presentation. There’s 24 new Patreon bonus strips collected!  And, as always, there’s a buncha character magnets you can grab along the way. Two character magnets you can pledge for right off the bat, and this year they’re CARLA and CHARLIE! Get just Carla+Book! Get just Charlie+Book! Get both Carla and Charlie+Book! All things are possible. And if/when we reach $35K, we unlock LUCY FOR EVERYBODY! huzzah I know, I know, this is all according to script, you get it. But I gotta say it anyway. Here’s to 30 days of me being on an adrenaline high as I run this thing. Phew!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, DINA… came in fifth, after a bunch of nominations for folks that I keep strongly hinting are currently ineligible, but YAY DINA, DINA WINS!  HERE’S A STRIP ABOUT DINA!  Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  JOYCE BEGINS: it’s the earliest of possible Joyce moments???   Sure.  Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, victory belongs to CONQUEST, as birthright demands!  Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  ASMA is the focus of this outing, as well as Walky’s annoying questions.  Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.

In two Saturdays, I’m coming back to Dumbing of Age‘s hometown of Bloomington, Indiana, after 4 long years!  Suck it, plague!  I’ll be at Vintage Phoenix Comic Books on Saturday, February 17, 2024, from 3-6pm! I’ll have some books and magnets and they’ll be on a table and I’ll be in a chair and you can come say hello! and also i’ll be cursing god because of all the stuff i’ll have to redraw ‘cuz it got rebuilt in the past half-decade maggie has covid and so i am staying home you can still go visit vintage phoenix comic books if you want, i just won’t be there this weekend

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, DINA hungers for the spotlight!  Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  There was a very close second in this month’s voting, and so I decided the second bonus strip will feature CHARLIE!  Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.

It’s a Monday!  For cybering!  I think!  Anyway, today you can use code MONDAY25 at the Dumbing of Age online store to get 25% off any order larger than $20!

Turkey Time is over and not only is it Folgers Siblings Time again, but it’s also CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SEASON NOW AND FOREVER and so that means the new book is now available in my online store for purchase for everyone!  Dumbing of Age Book 12: Her Hugs Are Traps is here!  Seasons Tidings, Happy Holidays, etc. let me copy-paste my webstore’s write-up down here, like a professional

This 224-page full-color book includes the entire seventh year of strips (four full storylines) from August 2021 through August 2022! There’s commentary! There’s cast bios! There’s bonus features! There’s a year’s worth of bonus strips from Patreon! There’s a Foreword by Steve Horton! You can also pay extra to get it doodled in and autographed, because this is America.

There’s also last year’s Kickstarter Magnet set, or at least what’s left of it to sell.  We’re down an Amber!  You can find that here: Dumbing of Age Character magnet set of 11 (Book 11) Now, this weekend there’s a coupon code to ease you into your holiday shopping.  If you use code THANKS20, you can lift 20% off any order over $20!  that’s right you have to buy at least one book, that’s how i getcha Anyway, that code’ll last until Sunday night.  Head on over to The Store!