Turkey Time is over and not only is it Folgers Siblings Time again, but it’s also CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SEASON NOW AND FOREVER and so that means the new book is now available in my online store for purchase for everyone!  Dumbing of Age Book 12: Her Hugs Are Traps is here!  Seasons Tidings, Happy Holidays, etc. let me copy-paste my webstore’s write-up down here, like a professional

This 224-page full-color book includes the entire seventh year of strips (four full storylines) from August 2021 through August 2022! There’s commentary! There’s cast bios! There’s bonus features! There’s a year’s worth of bonus strips from Patreon! There’s a Foreword by Steve Horton! You can also pay extra to get it doodled in and autographed, because this is America.

There’s also last year’s Kickstarter Magnet set, or at least what’s left of it to sell.  We’re down an Amber!  You can find that here: Dumbing of Age Character magnet set of 11 (Book 11) Now, this weekend there’s a coupon code to ease you into your holiday shopping.  If you use code THANKS20, you can lift 20% off any order over $20!  that’s right you have to buy at least one book, that’s how i getcha Anyway, that code’ll last until Sunday night.  Head on over to The Store!  

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, patrons put all hands on deck for MARCIE!  Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

Hey, you probably know I have a Patreon where you can get bonus Dumbing of Age comics and maybe read tomorrow’s strip a day early.  But fewer people know I’ve got a second NSFW Patreon where sometimes I draw naked people!  I thought I’d bring up that I’ve finished uploading a 14-page Walky/Joyce sexytimes comic (basically a prototype Slipshine Pornographique) that I drew for my then-girlfriend/future-wife all the way back in 2005 that I’d never shown anybody ever!  But now it’s shown.  And it’s over there at the NSFW Patreon. yeah i know, walky/joyce seems like a crazy-ass pairing 18 years later, and it honestly feels like different people entirely at this point (they had superpowers and fought aliens and got to age into their thirties!!!), i dunno.  the pre-dumbingofage-verse was a wild place. but the sexytimes comic exists! and now you can read it, etc etc if you’re over 18, i should probably mention because, again, sexytimes

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! I’ve decided the second bonus strip will feature ROZ! and VOTING!  …which is ironic because nobody got to vote for her this round at all.   Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, patrons voted for JACOB!  What’s he been up to?  Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! I’ve decided the second bonus strip will feature RUTH!  I’m sure she has some great insights.  Very different insights versus Agatha’s.  Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice!  This month, patrons voted for AGATHA!  All the other nominees are suspiciously dead from kindness.  Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!

HEY! On Sunday, October 1 (next weekend), from 1pm to 5pm, I’ll be at the LaughingOgreOH‘s guest table at CXCFestival! That’s table 110, in the far corner.  Come see me! i just got all my book 12s delivered in-hand today, so i’ll probably bring a few with me

From today through the rest of the week, you can find strange by-me content over at John Kovalic’s Dork Tower!  It’s a Dumbing of Age crossover?  What?  That’s nuts.  What decade is this?  Who even does crossovers these days? me, i do them, i’m old

Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! I’ve decided the second bonus strip will feature the one-two punch of both SAL and RACHEL!  An unseparable pair who’ve… never spoken in like a quarter century.  Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.