Maybe if Henry (nice name BTW) hadn’t been eating them live, covered in rattlesnake venom and rusted nail shavings, he would have survived. It’s true, look it up.
i doubt leaving after raidah said in the last panel would be possible. this is gonna be a car crash.
Puckish Rogue
I predict Joyce being taken down but, for dramas sake, i’d like to see both Raidah and Joyce…hell lets not leave Dorothy out it she can be part of the crash as well
Proto
Joyce is going down and Dorothy’s gonna stick up for her but also somehow get owned but ultimately Joyce will win because Raidah being mean is going to make Jacob dislike her.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
She kind of already is. The whole Keener family really has no idea how deal with 4chan’s IRL counterparts to save their lives. Pressing toward the ‘let’s get Raidah to tell us more about herself’ conversation path is her best bet, but she may let that slip through…
This also makes more difficult the oft-desired ending where Jacob flees, declaring a pox on both their houses. He’s got to interrupt and ask/tell Raidah to get out of the way, first, and depending on just how long his obliviousness lasts, he may find it difficult to do that once things have built up a real head of steam.
Sorry, Dorothy, it would take at least two of you to successfully defuse this conflict. And Jacob would first need to realize there’s a conflict at all!
The problem with Dorothy is that she assumes everyone is an optimist, and that being selfish is bad. There’s nothing wrong with selfishness, as Dorothy herself broke things off with Dan just to push for her overachiever future. As long as selfishness doesn’t interfere with the rights of others to make their own decisions (selfish or selfless), there’s no reason to defuse the situation.
The first thing she needs to realize is that keeping your mouth shut in a negotiation is the best strategy. The first person who talks is in a position of weakness, because they’re trying to bait the other person to give them something to counter, like the first person to move in chess. At this point, Raidah’s comments don’t have to mean anything or follow any logical pattern, because she continuously has the last word, and Dorothy is always on the defensive.
The better solution is to shut up, and let Raidah fill the void with something so hateful that Jacob will start to see what she’s like. Or better yet, ask her point blank “How do you know Sarah?”
Or, better yet, realize that in another 20 years, even if Raidah is successful, her success will be based trying to constantly one-up her peers and driven by jealousy. She will never know a moment’s peace or happiness just doing the things that would truly make her happy, while Joyce, choosing something that provides a modest future, a family, and the lifestyle she wants will still win in the long run.
This is classic asymmetrical warfare applied to a quality of life question. Do you consider quality of life as a measure against others’ changing standards for what is measurable success, like Raidah, or do you measure against your own internal goals, where external factors have little drive, like Joyce?
Like Dorothy thinks “What’s the ONE thing that could tip off JOYCE without giving it away to Raidah?” and she asks to say a prayer. Joyce immediately gets the idea and calls a break.
cbwroses
You know Joyce would be ecstatic if Dorothy wanted to pray, believing she’d finally convinced her to come to God.
Doctor_Who
She invites Dorothy to lead the table in prayer, but all Dorothy can think of is the Litany Against Fear from Dune.
Agemegos
Or the Possibly Proper Death Litany from Roger Zelazny’s Creatures of Light and Darkness.
Freemage
Agemegos, that was literally my first thought to Doctor_Who’s post.
Needfuldoer
They say there are no atheists in foxholes…
Emily
That saying has always struck me as weird because it implies religion is just an irrational fear response in the face of your own mortality which seems counter to its intent.
thejeff
That’s what it seems like to me too, but then I’m an atheist.
I suspect those using it think of atheism differently: In the face of death you’ll abandon this faddish pretense and accept what you really know to be true.
Killer Klown
I’ve always seen it as desperation causing people to grasp at whatever straws are available. The idea of ‘god’ is unquantifiable by nature – there’s a good deal of unknown variable in what god can or cannot do, so as such there exists a slightly greater chance that ‘god’ will come and bail you out instead of ‘mommy’.
thejeff
But that’s because you’re not Christian (I assume from your comment, or at least not that kind of Christian).
In a proper fundy Christian mindset, we are all called to Christianity and it’s only because of our rebellious sinful nature that some turn away. In the face of death we realize that and return to our true selves.
It’s bullshit of course, at least from my perspective, but it’s not the same kind of bullshit because the axioms are different.
Roborat
I remember reading an essay arguing that it would be more accurate to say that they are all atheists in foxholes, as the experience of combat causes more people to loose their faith than gain it. Did a quick google search but couldn’t find it.
Sigh
In the face of death, you grasp desperately for any hope that things will get better. If not in this life, then in another one.
I’m an atheist, but if one of my kids died, would I hold onto hope that somewhere, somehow, they were still alive in some other way? Of coursse. I love my kids. Most humans don’t like this idea of death being permanent.
It doesn’t have to be irrational. Belief in the afterlife is a completely reasonable desire to impending death of yourself or others.
the Nerdytimes
I read about it from somewhere that suggested that the real meaning is that if you see someone in danger, you *don’t* ask whether or not they are an atheist before you help them. And conversely, if you’re in danger yourself and someone offers you help, you *don’t* ask about their beliefs before you’re safe.
Freemage
That’s… a nice interpretation, and it would be lovely if that how it were to be used in regular parlance, but no, that’s not the original context at all–it appears, ultimately, to trace back to a line from a WWI soldier’s memorial service, that explicitly made clear that it’s the idea that extreme danger promotes piety in unbelievers: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/11/02/foxhole/
Hmm. I know it’s a long shot, but what if in addition to wanting to make Joyce look bad in front of Jacob, Raidah is just generally Like This? Some people are just naturally argumentative and make friends through being adversarial and challenging them
She’s learned to mask her true colors a little better. Lawyers only make it into the well-off places in society *if* they’re successful.
Shooting for a fake but flashy life in places almost exclusively dominated by non-minorities raised by families of snobs about as used to diversity as Joyce was before going to college is enough adversity as it is.
Having both Jersey Shore-level character and socially-related control issues bad enough to warrant seeing a therapist makes her order that much taller.
Figuring growing as a person isn’t an acceptable option….?
Depended on the exact page in question, but as I recall his hair was generally depicted as some sort of auburn-to-dark-red color. So not exactly the same hair color as Becky…but still, that’s a pretty funny mental image all the same. 😛
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Ana Chronistic
her fursona’s a lamprey, isn’t it
Doctor_Who
Maybe that’s why she and Jacob are really together, their common interest is being furries.
Zach
Is this cannon
butts
boom
darkoneko
Boom
King Daniel
…goes the cannon
Ana Chronistic
shake the room
kitty
lamprey furry would be very metal
No Name
Hmm… Bloodsucking, slimy and, unlike the leech, has a backbone. It’s perfect!
LookingIN
But unlike a leech, has no use except sucking blood and copulating…at least a leech can save a life, a lamprey? not so much.
Graham
Lampreys are edible, apparently excellent in pies. Somewhat out of fashion since Henry I died from eating a “surfeit”.
Delicious Taffy
Maybe if Henry (nice name BTW) hadn’t been eating them live, covered in rattlesnake venom and rusted nail shavings, he would have survived. It’s true, look it up.
King Daniel
Lampreys don’t even have fur, though
or scales
emmavoid
Don’t worry, there’s definitely fish furries
Sigh
You’re going to make me defend lampreys, aren’t you? I see how this is going…
butts
oh dotty you precious little dork
please leave before this gets messy
Puckish Rogue
Dorothy is in a dilemma here, leave and be part on the looming car crash or stay and watch Joyces hubris blow up in her face (or possibly Raidahs)
We however can all enjoy the coming drama
Danni
i doubt leaving after raidah said in the last panel would be possible. this is gonna be a car crash.
Puckish Rogue
I predict Joyce being taken down but, for dramas sake, i’d like to see both Raidah and Joyce…hell lets not leave Dorothy out it she can be part of the crash as well
Proto
Joyce is going down and Dorothy’s gonna stick up for her but also somehow get owned but ultimately Joyce will win because Raidah being mean is going to make Jacob dislike her.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
She kind of already is. The whole Keener family really has no idea how deal with 4chan’s IRL counterparts to save their lives. Pressing toward the ‘let’s get Raidah to tell us more about herself’ conversation path is her best bet, but she may let that slip through…
Sir_Naff
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas#Crash
I AM READY
Puckish Rogue
Damn it that doesn’t make sense at all, more fool me for trying to work and post at the same time
Freemage
Part of the issue, here, is that Raidah and Joyce are in the aisle seats–when this goes sideways and catches fire, Jacob and Dorothy are both pinned to the wall, next to the posters: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/04-of-mike-and-men/wrong-3/
This also makes more difficult the oft-desired ending where Jacob flees, declaring a pox on both their houses. He’s got to interrupt and ask/tell Raidah to get out of the way, first, and depending on just how long his obliviousness lasts, he may find it difficult to do that once things have built up a real head of steam.
ValdVin
Yep. And if she want to go the other way, Dorothy would have to go thru a plate glass window. Glazed with Galasso’s likeness on it.
That’s also a no.
ShinyNeen
Sorry, Dorothy, it would take at least two of you to successfully defuse this conflict. And Jacob would first need to realize there’s a conflict at all!
Keulen
Jacob’s probably still thinking about pizza.
Needfuldoer
Maybe? It sure looked like his train of thought snapped back to the conversation yesterday…
thejeff
Well of course. His brother is great.
Still no idea anything’s going on between Joyce and Raidah though.
AnvilPro
Dorothy can’t even get peaceful negotiations between two college girls. She’s qualified to be president.
CMasta
+1
BBCC
It’s hard to negotiate an end to a conflict when sitting in front of a party who doesn’t and isn’t supposed to (in her mind) know about a conflict.
Norah
She’s 17 years away from even being old enough to run for President!
Jim
16 years… It was established early in the webcomic that Dorothy is 19…
Spriteless Girl
Well, it’s good practice!
MM
Yeah, now she’ll know better than to try that “human cost of our actions” line on Senate leadership.
Betty Anne
*smashing the +1 button*
Chris B
The problem with Dorothy is that she assumes everyone is an optimist, and that being selfish is bad. There’s nothing wrong with selfishness, as Dorothy herself broke things off with Dan just to push for her overachiever future. As long as selfishness doesn’t interfere with the rights of others to make their own decisions (selfish or selfless), there’s no reason to defuse the situation.
The first thing she needs to realize is that keeping your mouth shut in a negotiation is the best strategy. The first person who talks is in a position of weakness, because they’re trying to bait the other person to give them something to counter, like the first person to move in chess. At this point, Raidah’s comments don’t have to mean anything or follow any logical pattern, because she continuously has the last word, and Dorothy is always on the defensive.
The better solution is to shut up, and let Raidah fill the void with something so hateful that Jacob will start to see what she’s like. Or better yet, ask her point blank “How do you know Sarah?”
Or, better yet, realize that in another 20 years, even if Raidah is successful, her success will be based trying to constantly one-up her peers and driven by jealousy. She will never know a moment’s peace or happiness just doing the things that would truly make her happy, while Joyce, choosing something that provides a modest future, a family, and the lifestyle she wants will still win in the long run.
This is classic asymmetrical warfare applied to a quality of life question. Do you consider quality of life as a measure against others’ changing standards for what is measurable success, like Raidah, or do you measure against your own internal goals, where external factors have little drive, like Joyce?
Doctor_Who
So now they become best friends and braid each other’s hair over pints of Ben & Jerry’s, right?
Who am I kidding. Dorothy, the phrase “minimum safe distance” should be arriving in your head right now, along with the word “kilometers”.
Fogel
Perhaps Dorothy needs a safe word to get out of this?
Schpoonman
Like Dorothy thinks “What’s the ONE thing that could tip off JOYCE without giving it away to Raidah?” and she asks to say a prayer. Joyce immediately gets the idea and calls a break.
cbwroses
You know Joyce would be ecstatic if Dorothy wanted to pray, believing she’d finally convinced her to come to God.
Doctor_Who
She invites Dorothy to lead the table in prayer, but all Dorothy can think of is the Litany Against Fear from Dune.
Agemegos
Or the Possibly Proper Death Litany from Roger Zelazny’s Creatures of Light and Darkness.
Freemage
Agemegos, that was literally my first thought to Doctor_Who’s post.
Needfuldoer
They say there are no atheists in foxholes…
Emily
That saying has always struck me as weird because it implies religion is just an irrational fear response in the face of your own mortality which seems counter to its intent.
thejeff
That’s what it seems like to me too, but then I’m an atheist.
I suspect those using it think of atheism differently: In the face of death you’ll abandon this faddish pretense and accept what you really know to be true.
Killer Klown
I’ve always seen it as desperation causing people to grasp at whatever straws are available. The idea of ‘god’ is unquantifiable by nature – there’s a good deal of unknown variable in what god can or cannot do, so as such there exists a slightly greater chance that ‘god’ will come and bail you out instead of ‘mommy’.
thejeff
But that’s because you’re not Christian (I assume from your comment, or at least not that kind of Christian).
In a proper fundy Christian mindset, we are all called to Christianity and it’s only because of our rebellious sinful nature that some turn away. In the face of death we realize that and return to our true selves.
It’s bullshit of course, at least from my perspective, but it’s not the same kind of bullshit because the axioms are different.
Roborat
I remember reading an essay arguing that it would be more accurate to say that they are all atheists in foxholes, as the experience of combat causes more people to loose their faith than gain it. Did a quick google search but couldn’t find it.
Sigh
In the face of death, you grasp desperately for any hope that things will get better. If not in this life, then in another one.
I’m an atheist, but if one of my kids died, would I hold onto hope that somewhere, somehow, they were still alive in some other way? Of coursse. I love my kids. Most humans don’t like this idea of death being permanent.
Needfuldoer
That’s how I’ve always interpreted it.
Dorothy needs a lot more practice at conflict resolution. (Remember when she tried to straddle the fence in the Ultra Car vs D&MM argument?) She doesn’t have the skills to defuse Joyce v. Raidah, and may have just thrown some gasoline on the fire.
Sigh
It doesn’t have to be irrational. Belief in the afterlife is a completely reasonable desire to impending death of yourself or others.
the Nerdytimes
I read about it from somewhere that suggested that the real meaning is that if you see someone in danger, you *don’t* ask whether or not they are an atheist before you help them. And conversely, if you’re in danger yourself and someone offers you help, you *don’t* ask about their beliefs before you’re safe.
Freemage
That’s… a nice interpretation, and it would be lovely if that how it were to be used in regular parlance, but no, that’s not the original context at all–it appears, ultimately, to trace back to a line from a WWI soldier’s memorial service, that explicitly made clear that it’s the idea that extreme danger promotes piety in unbelievers: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/11/02/foxhole/
Amazi-Stool
Let us remember what Dorothy already has pointed out:
“This atheist is the foxhole!”
Shiro
Hmm. I know it’s a long shot, but what if in addition to wanting to make Joyce look bad in front of Jacob, Raidah is just generally Like This? Some people are just naturally argumentative and make friends through being adversarial and challenging them
C.T Phipps
I don’t think Raidah came to this table to make friends. Even before she was gunning for her man, Joyce was Sarah’s friend.
BBCC
Agreed. Raidah’s here to win.
Arianod
And yet she could be digging her own grave here. From Jacob’s perspective, she’s just gonna start being mean to Joyce for no reason.
kitty
true or at least this is what i tell myself when looking at the replys on twitter.com
ScarvesandCelery
Doesn’t seem consistent with the way we saw her making friends with Sarah in Sarah’s flashback story, though.
Z
Sarah’s a future lawyer. She wasn’t making friends, she’s networking.
I don’t know if she knows about Dorothy’s political aspirations- but she knows that *Joyce* is not going to help her career goals. So, not networking.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
She’s learned to mask her true colors a little better. Lawyers only make it into the well-off places in society *if* they’re successful.
Shooting for a fake but flashy life in places almost exclusively dominated by non-minorities raised by families of snobs about as used to diversity as Joyce was before going to college is enough adversity as it is.
Having both Jersey Shore-level character and socially-related control issues bad enough to warrant seeing a therapist makes her order that much taller.
Figuring growing as a person isn’t an acceptable option….?
Needfuldoer
No we’re not.
King Daniel
Ah yeah, the Picture Bible, with its Caucasian red-haired white-robes-and-blue-sash Jesus
Always kind of weirds me out when Willis tweets pictures from it, since I actually used to have it as a kid
Doctor_Who
Jesus had red hair in Joyce’s bible?
Okay, I just had a hilarious mental image of Joyce meeting him, only to find that he’s gotten an undercut identical to Becky’s.
King Daniel
Depended on the exact page in question, but as I recall his hair was generally depicted as some sort of auburn-to-dark-red color. So not exactly the same hair color as Becky…but still, that’s a pretty funny mental image all the same. 😛
ShinyNeen
Love that idea! Jesus Intensifies.
Crusading Barista
I’ve heard of white Jesuss, and black Jesus, but not once have I ever heard of Jesus being a redhead….
Was he secretly Irish?
King Daniel