Fun fact, the song’s title is actually “what’s up” despite that phrase appearing nowhere in the lyrics, because “what’s going on” was already taken as a title by Marvin Gaye and many others.
Azhrei Vep
Kinda like the well-known 80s hit by Bon Jovi featuring the chorus of “Shot through the heart / and you’re to blame / you give love a bad name” not being named Shot through the Heart as most people I’ve known have assumed. Nah, that was taken.
… by an earlier Bon Jovi song, actually.
(It’s called You give love a bad name if you’re curious)
I don’t think they need a translator Joyce just needs someone to sit down with her and explain sex talk, innuendos, jokes, and the actual deed. If she had that this would be Smarting of Age in no time… except for the other characters, not counting Sal&Dan because I love them and I don’t think they’re that dumb most of the time.
I dunno, I practically grew up on the internet and I feel like I still don’t know what I’m saying half the time. If I’m lucky, I’ll catch it just after I said it.
I mean, are we counting that time Joyce and Dorothy held hands while Joyce had her first intentional orgasm, with Dorothy’s help? Because I know THEY don’t count that, but like…
mindbleach
I’m counting what is definitely about to happen and cannot possibly be an impending failure with disastrous consequences.
It is entirely possible for two heterosexual women to have and enjoy all sorts of sexual activities with each other. Sexual attraction isn’t necessarily required for sex to be enjoyable. That’s why some asexual people still have and enjoy sex- it works a bit like a massage, where you don’t need to experience massagual attraction for it to feel good.
buuuuut that does not appear to be what’s going on here.
Dorothy doesn’t usually telegraph her embarrassment out-loud like that. Joyce is all about “I’m definitely not doing this sexual thing!” Dorothy mostly gives a particular look and slinks off.
As best I recall, Ruth is the only person Carla has ever openly spoken to about the fact she’s trans. Admittedly, that was in the context of Ruth completely failing in her job because she was breaking All the Rules, but would have done the right thing if she wasn’t open to blackmail at the time, but still. That does indicate a level of honesty that’s often shared only between friends.
I mean, it’s not really a high bar for honesty when that fact was in the national news. Not that I’m disagreeing with Sirksome (not sure what I think about that; does Ruth even know about Charlie yet?), but literally the only person who didn’t know was Joyce. Part of Carla’s attention-getting shtick is about making sure people also know she’s that Carla. The one who’s definitely named Carla now.
thejeff
Part of it, but she also never brings it up. Which is why Rabid Rabbit said “has ever openly spoken to”.
I don’t know if it really says anything about level of honesty or friendship, since it only happened after Mary dragged it out into the open.
The only other person I can think of was Malaya, when they asked her about it directly over their own concerns about being non-binary.
They are both sophomores and have that extra year of university experience and lacking the lost-freshman trait, while living among a gaggle of lost-freshman types.
Joyce you don’t wanna get wrecked on your first time, you need to work your way up. It’s similar to how you can THINK you’re a size queen, but it’s better to not put that into practice until after you’ve had fun things inserted and you can really gauge what girth seems best for you.
193 thoughts on “Four-Eyed Blondes”
Doctor_Who
Four-Eyed Blondes sounds like a geeky indie cover band of 4 Non Blondes.
Which is ironic, because they definitely left Ruth and Carla wondering what’s going on?!
Doctor_Who
Welp, should have checked the alt-text, Willis has bested me.
Opus the Poet
Still good, to think of that before you read the alt-text.
Steamweed
Always check the alt-text first. It’s just natural law.
clif
Hey, I’m just disappointed it wasn’t wishing us a happy Hitler’s birthday.
Laura
Plenty of better things to celebrate on 4/20.
Puppeteer Nessus
Hey this is that song He-Man does
Thag Simmons
Worse cultural legacies for a song to have.
RassilonTDavros
Honestly that’s probably one of the best cultural legacies for a song to have.
DJTsurugi
especially with how accurate it is. ~<3
someone
Fun fact, the song’s title is actually “what’s up” despite that phrase appearing nowhere in the lyrics, because “what’s going on” was already taken as a title by Marvin Gaye and many others.
Azhrei Vep
Kinda like the well-known 80s hit by Bon Jovi featuring the chorus of “Shot through the heart / and you’re to blame / you give love a bad name” not being named Shot through the Heart as most people I’ve known have assumed. Nah, that was taken.
… by an earlier Bon Jovi song, actually.
(It’s called You give love a bad name if you’re curious)
Furie
I think you’ll find it’s Prince Adam singing, not He Man. How could you mix that wimp and that hunk with the exact same body type and hairstyle up?
BBCC
They both know Joyce well enough now to know they need a translator.
ZombieKyrik
I don’t think they need a translator Joyce just needs someone to sit down with her and explain sex talk, innuendos, jokes, and the actual deed. If she had that this would be Smarting of Age in no time… except for the other characters, not counting Sal&Dan because I love them and I don’t think they’re that dumb most of the time.
Li
https://www.dumbingofage.com/mandangle/
To be fair, she’s probably less reluctant to google things now!
Opus the Poet
Nice reminder that I was able to comment before the Ana and Jen that day. I had forgotten that.
Inahc
I dunno, I practically grew up on the internet and I feel like I still don’t know what I’m saying half the time. If I’m lucky, I’ll catch it just after I said it.
S.R.
I’m not sure it’s practical to fill her in on literally every single existing innuendo, which is what would be needed to avoid them entirely.
Nono
I do find it kinda cute that Carla refers to it as hanky panky around Joyce.
I mean, 90% she’s making fun of her as she does it, but still.
Falco
Making fun of can be a sign of affection!
Steamweed
Carla is the goddess who knows how to talk to her worshippers. (and everyone’s a worshipper, whether they know it or not)
Sirksome
There’s definitely an extremely heterosexual explanation for this…….right?
Steamweed
Absolutely.
Completely.
Definitely.
Totally.
Undoubtedly.
clif
Not.
mindbleach
Sure, Joyce’s second time is gonna be with Joe.
tdf
I mean, are we counting that time Joyce and Dorothy held hands while Joyce had her first intentional orgasm, with Dorothy’s help? Because I know THEY don’t count that, but like…
mindbleach
I’m counting what is definitely about to happen and cannot possibly be an impending failure with disastrous consequences.
… this is the one Jeph Jacques writes, yeah?
TerribleTransit
There is absolutely a heterosexual explanation for this.
It’s not the correct explanation. But there is one.
S.R.
It is entirely possible for two heterosexual women to have and enjoy all sorts of sexual activities with each other. Sexual attraction isn’t necessarily required for sex to be enjoyable. That’s why some asexual people still have and enjoy sex- it works a bit like a massage, where you don’t need to experience massagual attraction for it to feel good.
buuuuut that does not appear to be what’s going on here.
Astariel
There is if you ask Jennifer.
Yumi
Okay, so it was a reversal of before in a different way than I was thinking.
Yumi
Okay, so that wasn’t what I was trying to do before.
Thag Simmons
The HTML defeated you.
Steamweed
Dorothy doesn’t usually telegraph her embarrassment out-loud like that. Joyce is all about “I’m definitely not doing this sexual thing!” Dorothy mostly gives a particular look and slinks off.
Rosicrucian
Dorothy mentally calculating if she has to actually wreck Joyce for instructional purposes, or if she can just give helpful tips on being wrecked.
Thag Simmons
Do the right thing Dorothy.
Proxiehunter
Joyce?
Puppeteer Nessus
That seems right to me
Deanatay
Joyce is, indeed, the right thing.
Meaning, she’s the one on the right, when they’re walking.
Steamweed
Dorothy, as Nike (the company, not the goddess) would say, “Just do her.”
(dunno, maybe the goddess would say it, too)
Joe Moose
♫ And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs ♪
[possum screm]
NGPZ
I prefer edibles myself for gettin real high ^^
Happy 4/20 AND Easter! Also Dotty X Joyce Bedtime fun begins!!!
*plays “No Joke!” from Steins;Gate Music CD on hacked muzak*
ZombieKyrik
Damn, I was hoping for more Billie/Alice time, so I’ll have to assume they are getting soft serve, and talking.
Someone please help Joyce with sex language and idioms. I cringe when she says stuff like this because I realize how off-putting it is.
Yumi
They reach Joyce’s room only to find that Billie and Alice are already banging in it
Li
One would think they’d have headed back to Forest to use one of THEIR rooms! How inconsiderate can you get ?
Yumi
It was close by and it was empty
Sirksome
Side note. I think Ruth and Carla are best friends, or at least as close to best friends as either of them are capable of admitting.
Opus the Poet
I think you’re right:
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/todo/
Maybe not the best example but An Example.
Rabid Rabbit
As best I recall, Ruth is the only person Carla has ever openly spoken to about the fact she’s trans. Admittedly, that was in the context of Ruth completely failing in her job because she was breaking All the Rules, but would have done the right thing if she wasn’t open to blackmail at the time, but still. That does indicate a level of honesty that’s often shared only between friends.
Jamie
I mean, it’s not really a high bar for honesty when that fact was in the national news. Not that I’m disagreeing with Sirksome (not sure what I think about that; does Ruth even know about Charlie yet?), but literally the only person who didn’t know was Joyce. Part of Carla’s attention-getting shtick is about making sure people also know she’s that Carla. The one who’s definitely named Carla now.
thejeff
Part of it, but she also never brings it up. Which is why Rabid Rabbit said “has ever openly spoken to”.
I don’t know if it really says anything about level of honesty or friendship, since it only happened after Mary dragged it out into the open.
The only other person I can think of was Malaya, when they asked her about it directly over their own concerns about being non-binary.
Steamweed
They are both sophomores and have that extra year of university experience and lacking the lost-freshman trait, while living among a gaggle of lost-freshman types.
RassilonTDavros
Pretty sure they’re both juniors, actually.
Steamweed
Oh! That just tells me I need to re-re-read the whole dang thing, from very first episode.
Wendy
4-eyed blondes, time to square up with the 4-eyed redheads.(They’d get their asses kicked though.)
Steamweed
Carla is roller-derby material. Ruth isn’t but definitely could be. Both Dorothy and Joyce would be the freshest of fresh meat.
Dara
Ruth’s look of absolute stunned shock, so stunned she can’t even make a face because all the circuits have shut down, is so beautiful here xD
Needfuldoer
She’s in “you don’t realize what you just said, do you” overload.
Steamweed
Their brain cells do not accept that (1) Joyce actually knew what she was saying and (2) meant it.
clif
Well, my brain cells have not actually accepted it either, but that’s partially because Willis is a known tease.
Steamweed
What? You don’t believe fully completely in your heart that Willis will provide us a Dorothy-Joyce sex scene? Shirley you can’t be Sirius!
Derek
Joyce you don’t wanna get wrecked on your first time, you need to work your way up. It’s similar to how you can THINK you’re a size queen, but it’s better to not put that into practice until after you’ve had fun things inserted and you can really gauge what girth seems best for you.
darkoneko
Neither have you, Carla.
IntangibleMatter
Carla always knows what she’s saying, she just doesn’t much care
RassilonTDavros
Welp I guess I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head for the next few hours-and-or-days. He-Man is risen indeed!
(now is time for CAKE)
StClair
The Power of Greyskull COMPELS you!
IntangibleMatter
Joyce is the only person in this comic who isn’t feeling thoroughly awkward in some way, and that’s because she’s the only one who’s being so awkward.
Also Dorothy’s facial expression, dammit girl needs a hug.
Jamie