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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 12, 2019 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    “hahahahaha no I wouldn’t HARVEST them”

    …

    “wait uh I mean”

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      February 12, 2019 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

      I like that Walky’s reaction to her sweetness is to be creeped out rather than charmed.

      🙂

      “You remind me of Joyce and she’s a serial killer in the making.”

      • Arawn
        Arawn
        February 12, 2019 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

        Harvesting his organ… on the black market…
        Slipshine theme?

        • abysswatcher1993
          abysswatcher1993
          February 12, 2019 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

          Or Repo! the Genetic Opera homage.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          February 12, 2019 at 1:54 am | # | Reply

          “You Stole My Heart (and more)”, a Valentine’s Day Dumbing of Age pornographique by David “dude seriously do you need a hug or something” Willis

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        February 12, 2019 at 6:47 am | # | Reply

        He doesn’t look creeped out. I think he’s just joking.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 12, 2019 at 7:57 am | # | Reply

      Afer-last panel Lucy: Uh… yeah….

      *hurriedly pushes surgical tray with chloroform and surgery knives under the couch*

  2. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    February 12, 2019 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    So they ended up being just two

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      February 12, 2019 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

      Ergo Walky had to split up his McNuggets very little. And Lucy got him all to herself.

      A win-win.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        February 12, 2019 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

        But Walky didn’t want to share his McNuggets though.

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 12, 2019 at 2:59 am | # | Reply

          He enjoyed sharing them with Dorothy and he would have enjoyed sharing them with thic Dorothy Amber,

          • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
            ǝ snow ʍousɐ
            February 12, 2019 at 11:00 am | # | Reply

            Excuse me, there are TWO c’s in THICC tyvm

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              February 12, 2019 at 2:46 pm | # | Reply

              You tell them Amber.

  3. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    February 12, 2019 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Dumbing of Age Book 9: yeah just the last panel

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 12, 2019 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

      DOA 9: Just the third panel.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        February 12, 2019 at 3:33 am | # | Reply

        DoA Book 9: Was This, Um, Fun?

    • Ob
      Ob
      February 12, 2019 at 5:36 am | # | Reply

      Book 9: … Yeah.

  4. AntJ
    AntJ
    February 12, 2019 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Awww, this is so sweet.

    Who’s ready for emotional whiplash?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      February 12, 2019 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      I’m definitely not, which means it must be just around the corner.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 12, 2019 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

        Sometimes I really dread checking my inbox at midnight. It’s like “Haha, that was funny, ooh, tomorrow’s strip yay patreon drama noooo.”

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      February 12, 2019 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

      Let’s be real sunset in this comic basically just means we’re about to see the world implode; between Amber and Sal’s last two evenings I was visibly alarmed to see it was now dark out because that means the _monsters_ are coming.

      By which I mean maybe Billie?

      • AntJ
        AntJ
        February 12, 2019 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

        “Hey Lucy, you said you were trying to get Billie to come, and maybe Ruth too. Where are they?”
        *Billie walks in hungover*
        “Hey Billie, where’s your girlfriend?”
        *silent panel*
        *cut to shot of Ruth somewhere else, possibly drinking alcohol*

        • mrnoidea
          mrnoidea
          February 12, 2019 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

          Fuck, I can see that happening.

        • Norah
          Norah
          February 12, 2019 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

          Oh shit, I hope not.

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          February 12, 2019 at 6:49 am | # | Reply

          She wouldn’t be hung over yet, hangovers are an activity for the day after.

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        February 12, 2019 at 1:47 am | # | Reply

        In this strip, if you say “monster,” I think, “Amber’s POS Dad.”

    • Woomy
      Woomy
      February 12, 2019 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      I’m expecting it like two comics from now

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 12, 2019 at 3:32 am | # | Reply

      This is definitely sweet, so I’m betting the next couple strips will be something sad involving Billie and Ruth’s fight.

  5. Piotr W
    Piotr W
    February 12, 2019 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    “Damn! How did you guess?!?”

    *the sound of Lucy pulling out scalpels*

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 12, 2019 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Have you seen the way Walky takes care of himself? I’m sure there are better quality organs around somewhere. Not Billie’s.

      • Dean
        Dean
        February 12, 2019 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

        Billie called dibs on the liver.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          February 12, 2019 at 7:59 am | # | Reply

          “So… there’s a DEMAND for them…!”

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 12, 2019 at 2:03 am | # | Reply

        That just means Walky’s organs have been tested under load, so you know they’re good. They’re not “used”, they’re “certified pre-owned”!

  6. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    February 12, 2019 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Oh she certainly wants to ‘harvest’ ONE organ in particular…

    • Catman
      Catman
      February 12, 2019 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Yikes

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        February 12, 2019 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

        Yep. The heart!

        🙂

        • Catman
          Catman
          February 12, 2019 at 4:03 am | # | Reply

          He needs that to live!

    • Dana
      Dana
      February 12, 2019 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

      Glad I scanned the comments before saying something along those lines myself.

      • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
        ǝ snow ʍousɐ
        February 12, 2019 at 11:05 am | # | Reply

        Same!

  7. Zolota
    Zolota
    February 12, 2019 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    That sixth panel genuinely hurts, and it’s hard to pin down the exact reason at first viewing.

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      February 12, 2019 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Lucy isn’t used to being solitary.

      But a genuine connection with one person (especially someone like Walky who is really good with emotions) is far better than many superficial connections with the rest of the people on her floor.

      • BigDogLittleCat
        BigDogLittleCat
        February 12, 2019 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

        Walky? “really good with emotions”? Which Walky is this?

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          February 12, 2019 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

          Yeah, Walky’s historical response to difficult emotions has been to tune them out, by his own admission: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/to-navigate/

          • AntJ
            AntJ
            February 12, 2019 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

            He can’t manage his OWN but he has serious skill at being the supportive boyfriend. He de-stressed Dorothy and defused Amber, now he’s being there for Lucy when the world is deserting her.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              February 12, 2019 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

              Walky’s been a pretty great boyfriend thus far, yeah (though, tbf, nobody knows the extent of Amber’s problems). He does have a problem with trouble, but it’s also true that sometimes supporting family and supporting dates are very different matters. (Especially when the problem is you are finally, finally noticing your parents are bigoted, abusive tools).

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        February 12, 2019 at 1:37 am | # | Reply

        OK, while “good with emotions” may not be exactly the phrase you’re looking for, I will say that Walky does care a lot for his girlfriends; whenever he just gets past his own toxic upbringing.

        “I just want you to be able to everythin’ you wanna do.” is how it finally ended with Dorothy. And that is probably my favourite Walky moment ever, in all its sadness.

        The phrase goes “If you love someone, set them free.” How many stories do we ever see where that actually happens, as opposed to “if you love someone, pursue them forever and ever”. Not very often.

        And this one went one step further, because the saying (and thus the stories) often continues with how they will/should then come back on their own accord. This time, that is not likely to happen. Walky certainly doesn’t expect it to happen. And he said it anyway. He truly and fully meant those words.

        Walky has a lot of growth to do in many areas… But strip away his eternal “I’ll laugh this off” attitude, and you’ll find that he does care about other people. Very deeply.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 12, 2019 at 7:06 am | # | Reply

          One of the things I really love about this comic is that so many characters are mostly defined by their surface defense mechanisms, but you get just enough glimpses past that to what’s really underneath. If you’re paying attention, that is.
          If you’re not it’s easy to just write them off based on the surface.

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            February 12, 2019 at 3:00 pm | # | Reply

            Cerberus taught me to look for what’s underneath.

      • Zee
        Zee
        February 12, 2019 at 5:27 am | # | Reply

        My guess is that Lucy is used to being solitary. Like, too used to it. I’m guessing she was lonely in highschool and that’s why she’s no pushy to make friends now

        • Emily
          Emily
          February 12, 2019 at 8:56 am | # | Reply

          Yeah, that’s definitely my read on her too. Her wariness about Billie’s cheerleader status gives me the impression she had a pretty not great time at high school and “cool” kids had a hand in it.

  8. Mr D
    Mr D
    February 12, 2019 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    OH NO MY ORGANS

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 12, 2019 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

      *awakens in bathtub full of ice*

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 12, 2019 at 2:49 pm | # | Reply

      Oh no, my cabbages!

  9. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    February 12, 2019 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    I want Amber x Walky, but these two seem really good for each other too!

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      February 12, 2019 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Honestly Walky seems cute with nearly everybody. He’s just naturally good at being a supportive boyfriend, and soooo many characters need a person like that in their life

      • Rex Vivat
        Rex Vivat
        February 12, 2019 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

        …maybe not with Sal, tho.

        • AntJ
          AntJ
          February 12, 2019 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

          TWINCEST

          • Catman
            Catman
            February 12, 2019 at 4:05 am | # | Reply

            FOLGERS COFFEE INTENSIFIES

      • torrent29
        torrent29
        February 12, 2019 at 12:51 pm | # | Reply

        Walky x Mary?

        • adjudicus
          adjudicus
          February 12, 2019 at 7:51 pm | # | Reply

          *inhuman screeching noises*

  10. Dr T
    Dr T
    February 12, 2019 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    She might be interested in at least one organ.

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      February 12, 2019 at 6:53 am | # | Reply

      The liver?

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 12, 2019 at 2:50 pm | # | Reply

        Hammond.

  11. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    February 12, 2019 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I guess after FOTN they saw Back to the Future (1) and Robocop (1)?
    *plays Huey Lewis & The News’ “Back In Time” on the hacked Muzak*

  12. Screwball
    Screwball
    February 12, 2019 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    So with no Billie, no one else showed up? If she wasn’t interested in him, she would have declared the night a disaster…

    Lucky bugger…

    • Rex Vivat
      Rex Vivat
      February 12, 2019 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

      There’s still time for her to declare it a disaster. Wally thinks she seems nice, but I don’t think he’s attracted to her.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      February 12, 2019 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

      The big question is: where is Billie? And if they aren’t with Billie, where are her 3 Fangirls?

  13. Yumi
    Yumi
    February 12, 2019 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Aw, they took my freakin’ kidney!

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      February 12, 2019 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

      Candy Mountain, Charlie!

      • StClair
        StClair
        February 12, 2019 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

        blllllp!

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      February 12, 2019 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

      No big, you still have the other one, don’t you?

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        February 12, 2019 at 1:04 am | # | Reply

        As much as this was just a reference to a video I loved in middle school, fun fact about me: I might only have one kidney! I’m not sure! And, like, how many people who have yet to have kidney problems are truly aware of how many kidneys they have?

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          February 12, 2019 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

          In my case, I had a congenital cyst that generally develops around the same time as the kidneys and may result in only one kidney happening, but not necessarily. So like. Who knows.

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            February 12, 2019 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

            Hardly a week goes by when I don’t learn something about the human body that makes me think that life truly runs along on a catastrophe curve.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          February 12, 2019 at 1:18 am | # | Reply

          This caused me to ponder. I’ve always assumed I have two kidneys, but it’s not like I ever made a point of verifying that. As you say, who knows?

          • Catman
            Catman
            February 12, 2019 at 4:09 am | # | Reply

            I have one kidney and one portal to the deepest pits of hell.

            You might be wondering how I found out about this biological abnormality.

            Tennis.

          • Khno
            Khno
            February 12, 2019 at 5:40 am | # | Reply

            but, but, but… don’t you get like physicians systematically checking for that in utero, at birth, three times as a baby, twice as a toddler, and then like every three years during school?
            Am I really in a communist country because not only healthcare is almost free but also mandatory until adulthood?

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              February 12, 2019 at 10:03 am | # | Reply

              I dunno about kidneys, but my parents were told I had a heart condition not long after I was born because of things like check ups.

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              February 12, 2019 at 10:20 am | # | Reply

              In utero I could see it coming up, but maybe it just didn’t, or it was hard to tell? But after that, definitely not to mine or my parents’ recollection. If I have one kidney, it’s doing the job well enough not to cause me any issues, so there hasn’t been a ton of reason to check post-birth. I also didn’t find out this was a thing until I was 22 and had the (by that time very large) cyst removed, and a doctor was like, “By the way, sometimes when this happens, you only have one kidney. Crazy, right?”

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                February 12, 2019 at 2:52 pm | # | Reply

                Seems to me that would have been a good time for them to check and verify the situation, don’t you think?

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  February 12, 2019 at 3:02 pm | #

                  If you mean during the surgery, they didn’t have to cut me open for it, and the ultrasounds and stuff leading up to it were focused lower than where the kidneys would be. I did want to be like, “Well…can we check on that?” But I already had the various bills from the surgery and wasn’t really feeling like any more appointments.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  February 13, 2019 at 3:05 pm | #

                  Ah, that makes more sense. I thought it was a surgery, so they would have been in there anyway, so looking to verify a kidney was actually present would have been trivial.

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              February 12, 2019 at 10:38 am | # | Reply

              I was born long before ultrasound was even available for fetal monitoring. As far as I can tell, ultrasound wasn’t routine before the 80s.

              After birth, if a baby appears to be healthy, and there’s no reason to put them through some kind of screening (x-ray, CAT scan, ultrasound, MRI), they could have one kidney and never know it, and be happy and healthy. (One kidney is all you need, assuming it’s functioning properly.)

              • Miri
                Miri
                February 12, 2019 at 2:55 pm | # | Reply

                My sister was born in ’92. Mum had scans with her because she was an ‘older mother’ at 34. She didn’t get them with my brother (’82) or me (’84).

                Blood flow to kidneys was one of the things they checked in utero with my two bubs (’14) and (’17) as part of the routine scans.

            • woobie
              woobie
              February 12, 2019 at 8:27 pm | # | Reply

              No. Kidneys and cysts look alike, and soft tissue is not easy to differentiate generally, and the best way involves maybe 14 grays of exposure. If you show no symptoms, nobody will look.
              t. has 1<x<2 kidneys now.

          • chalcara
            chalcara
            February 13, 2019 at 9:31 am | # | Reply

            I have two and a half! One of my kidneys split during fetal development and isn‘t quite working right. Never wouldn‘t known if it hadn‘t been prone to infections.

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    February 12, 2019 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Interesting. I highly look forward to what happens next. I’m having trouble reading Lucy’s feelings in panel 6. Is she feeling bittersweet about it being just them? Is it her reflecting on this not being the only time she’s been stuck watching movies alone?

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 12, 2019 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

      I could see it being like, she’s reflecting on how she’s so used to being alone (if she was, pre-college) that even the group activity she had planned was a “solitary activity” and she hadn’t even realized it.

      Or, like, a million other things. She’s looking down at the tools she’s gonna use to cut Walky open. I don’t know.

    • Oz
      Oz
      February 12, 2019 at 9:17 am | # | Reply

      I assume it has something to do with her massive insecurity towards people liking her (compounded by every interaction she had with Malaya and Billie) and Walky’s answer being less “being here with you was nice” and more “watching movies alone is nice”

  15. Deadjolras
    Deadjolras
    February 12, 2019 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    You’ve finally done it, comments section: you pointed out how slow time passes in the strip so many times that now Willis has skipped almost an entire day! Are you happy? Is this what you wanted?

    (The above paragraph was made entirely in jest.)

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 12, 2019 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      At currently 69 (nice) strips, this is a shorter day than average, though there is some variance. My point being, we could be close to the end of the day, but there’s still time for shit to go down.

      • AntJ
        AntJ
        February 12, 2019 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

        Willis stated that this storyline runs through March 3.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          February 12, 2019 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

          Get out of here with your facts.

          (No, but really, good to know.)

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 12, 2019 at 1:52 am | # | Reply

      Forest Wing is in a different timezone (citation needed)

    • Emily
      Emily
      February 12, 2019 at 8:58 am | # | Reply

      Yes.

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 12, 2019 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Well, not for the black market anyway. 😉

  17. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    February 12, 2019 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Walky, she’s not after your vital organs. She’s trying to sap your precious bodily fluids. (Well, some of them at least.)

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      February 12, 2019 at 9:03 am | # | Reply

      Skeksies not hurt Gelflings, Skeksies LOVE Gelflings. We just want your vital essence!

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 12, 2019 at 2:54 pm | # | Reply

        Well, that was a reference I was not expecting.

  18. Yumi
    Yumi
    February 12, 2019 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Good news for Lucy: This is the 69th strip of this chapter.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      February 12, 2019 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

      If I know anything about Willis based off his comic, it is 100% intentional.

      • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
        ǝ snow ʍousɐ
        February 12, 2019 at 11:04 am | # | Reply

        Lucy and Walky perform a–no, actually, they don’t, that would be absolutely bonkers

  19. MatthewTheLucky
    MatthewTheLucky
    February 12, 2019 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Not his organs! He needs those to live!

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      February 12, 2019 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

      But his femurs are already spoken for! (Ruth called “dibs” on the entire building)

  20. lilyliv --> ian livs
    lilyliv --> ian livs
    February 12, 2019 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Idk, you wouldn’t have mentioned it if it hadn’t at least crossed your mind, Walky.

  21. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    February 12, 2019 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Omg, if this nerd ass get’s laid AGAIN, like. YOU NEED TO SORT OUT YOUR DRAMA BEFORE YOU MOVE ON TO THE NEXT BOO, WALKY

    • drs
      drs
      February 12, 2019 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

      The crisis when Joe discovers Walky is getting laid more than he is.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        February 12, 2019 at 6:58 am | # | Reply

        So far we have 2 confirmed sexual partners for Walky and 2 confirmed for Joe. The question becomes what we’re going to do about potential-but-not-confirmed sexual partners, of which Joe has at least one, and about sexual partners who didn’t show up in the story because it all took place off-panel.

        So, in short, I don’t think Walky’s getting laid more than Joe.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 12, 2019 at 7:15 am | # | Reply

          Three confirmed for Joe (Roz, Penny & Malaya). I suspect there weren’t any others and it was all just bluster, but it’s possible.

          Depending on what counts, only one for Walky. He made out with Amber, but there’s no indication it went farther than that.

          Of course, if you go from “number of sexual partners” to “number of times having sex”, Walky almost certainly wins. Sex seemed to be a pretty regular thing with Walky and Dorothy.
          Which matches my college experience: The boring people who paired off into couples had a lot more sex than the supposed studs who were trying to score with different girls every party.

          • Sunny
            Sunny
            February 13, 2019 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

            Oh yeah, I forgot Penny.

            Also, wasn’t there some whisper of Willis that Joe and Roz had sex multiple times? Not saying you’re wrong (you’re probably right), but just saying.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 13, 2019 at 7:47 am | # | Reply

              A couple of times at least. The sex tape and the slipshine. Implied others. When Roz couldn’t find someone she liked better. Heavily implied to have ended sometime before the list came out as Roz got tired of his shit.

        • drs
          drs
          February 12, 2019 at 1:41 pm | # | Reply

          “So, in short, I don’t think Walky’s getting laid more than Joe.”

          Over the course of their lives, or even college careers (all two months), no. *Right now*, maybe.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 12, 2019 at 2:55 pm | # | Reply

        I am more interested in Billie’s reaction when she walks in on them.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      February 12, 2019 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

      I have trouble thinking of Walky as having drama. I mean, sure he accidentally started dating the person who stabbed his twin, but that kind of wasn’t his fault? And he seems to be handling it in a pretty low-drama way, all things considered. (I haven’t forgotten his lurking outside Sal’s door, but that seems more like semi-deliberate slapstick than real drama.)

      Drama around him doesn’t seem to change who he is or how he behaves. He’s got a lot of integrity that way. “You need to sort out your drama” reads to me like “You need to stop reacting in a bad and unusual way to this thing that’s thrown you off-center.” But Walky isn’t off-center.

      So, aside from making a simple decision about Amber (and hopefully communicating it to her) I don’t really see that Walky needs to do any changing before getting together with Lucy … if that’s going to happen, which somehow I feel like it won’t.

      • Norah
        Norah
        February 12, 2019 at 2:58 am | # | Reply

        He’s not handling his problems with his math class very well. But I don’t think I’d call that drama, exactly.

      • Emily
        Emily
        February 12, 2019 at 9:02 am | # | Reply

        I think of it more “you need to get a handle on all of the shit going on in your life and that requires your full attention right now.” Walky has drama heading his way he’s not even aware of (Amber changing his grades). Dude’s got a lot going on and he needs to buckle down and deal with it instead of finding distractions.

    • Khno
      Khno
      February 12, 2019 at 5:42 am | # | Reply

      well you need to sort your drama before having a relationship, if you can, but I don’t see why it would stop you from getting laid…

  22. JA
    JA
    February 12, 2019 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    During butchering, you want to keep the animal calm (distraction by feeding for example) because adrenaline from fear while dying will mean tough meat. Walky will be…most tender.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      February 12, 2019 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

      Um – I hope you keep the animal calm during slaughter (and before), not during butchering. During butchering it should be dead.

      …At least, if you’re human, the food should be dead. Most predators don’t seem to care much about including prey in their circle of sympathy.

      • Khno
        Khno
        February 12, 2019 at 5:44 am | # | Reply

        You should see the 60’s documentary “The Pig” of Jean Eustache. It’s a 50 minute flick about old school peasants butchering a pig and making food out of it. At the start the pig is still alive.

    • Mister Sparkle
      Mister Sparkle
      February 12, 2019 at 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      > you want to keep the animal calm (distraction by feeding for example)

      But that would mean Costco is… Oh. Oh my god.

  23. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    February 12, 2019 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    *tilts head* . . . I can’t tell if Walky is being purposely dense or if he really is just that naturally dense. Also I think I only half support this ship. I want Lucy to be happy mind. . . but then again it is WALKY we are talking about and his emotional depth. . .is not the most evolved.

    Hell I think that Joe before his relapse might have actually had more emotional maturity if not mental and sexual.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      February 12, 2019 at 1:47 am | # | Reply

      I saw the following tweet not long ago (but did not make it):

      Me: I am so dense when it comes to girls being interested in me, they can smack me on the back of my head to show they like me, and I won’t have a clue.

      Lady friend: *smacks me on the back of my head*

      Me: Hey, what the hell did you do that for?!?!

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 12, 2019 at 3:09 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, I don’t so much see this as Walky being dense so much as Walky making an inane comment to break the conversational ice.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 12, 2019 at 3:46 am | # | Reply

      Some guys really are so dense that they’ll miss even the most blatant hints that a girl likes them.

  24. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    February 12, 2019 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    I hate this ship on every conceivable level. It’s like Littlefinger and Sansa to me.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      February 12, 2019 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

      As someone who also hates Littlefinger/Sansa on every conceivable level, I gotta say – goddamn, I underestimated your hate for this ship. That’s some intense ship hate. 😛

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        February 12, 2019 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

        Been a little while since I read the books (and I dropped the show after, like, Season 3), but if your hate for that ship matches mine for Tauradonna…

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 12, 2019 at 1:54 am | # | Reply

      So, like, Lucy thought Walky’s dad was super hot or something?

      • Zatar
        Zatar
        February 12, 2019 at 5:45 am | # | Reply

        “Nerd stuff isn’t a pit. Nerd stuff is a ladder.”

    • Emily
      Emily
      February 12, 2019 at 9:04 am | # | Reply

      I mean I hate it a whole lot but not the same amount as I hate a grown man preying on a traumatized child.

    • Tan
      Tan
      February 12, 2019 at 9:53 am | # | Reply

      Sounds like how I felt about Walky and Amber from start to (hopefully*) finish

      (*: I dread we have not actually seen the last of it)

      As for this one, I’m not enthused, but it does not have me screaming internally and/or externally.

    • Eyebrow
      Eyebrow
      February 12, 2019 at 10:25 am | # | Reply

      What, Lucy and Walky? I think it’s kinda detached. Walky, at least, is not the slightest bit interested, and he’s too preoccupied with his other lady troubles to even get his mack on.

      I have this vision of the two of them going to bed together and then wondering what they’re doing there, and if it’s nice.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 12, 2019 at 2:58 pm | # | Reply

      I initially read this as Littlefoot, and I was very, very confused.

  25. Bobcat
    Bobcat
    February 12, 2019 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    I mean, Walky’s not wrong, Blancmange music videos were indeed kind of creepy.

  26. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    February 12, 2019 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Walky: I’m glad after two breakups that I can just sit back and enjoy a movie with someone I’m not attracted to.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 12, 2019 at 1:55 am | # | Reply

      He hasn’t really given any indication one way or another he’s thought of her in that way, but we also don’t know that he never will. He’d met Amber before they got to smooching, and he didn’t immediately go ga-ga for her like he did Dorothy.

  27. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 12, 2019 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think she wanted all his organs, and only to borrow the one she wanted.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      February 12, 2019 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

      And Iclasari ninja’d me.

  28. sunflowerofice
    sunflowerofice
    February 12, 2019 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Hmmmm you would only find a cluster of chicken nuggets no actual organs.

  29. foducool
    foducool
    February 12, 2019 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

    nah dude, your organs are safe, SHE WANTS YOU WHOLE!

  30. Tacos
    Tacos
    February 12, 2019 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

    No you don’t want his organs. Have you seen his diet? His organs probably aren’t good quality.

  31. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    February 12, 2019 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Oh the conclusions Walky’s mind formulates for possible ulterior motives.

  32. Bon
    Bon
    February 12, 2019 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

    These two really don’t seem to have much chemistry to me. I can’t really find myself rooting for her and him to get together.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 12, 2019 at 2:22 am | # | Reply

      Lucy is sweet in many ways. I hope the fact that Walky isn’t interested in her doesn’t break her heart too badly!

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      February 12, 2019 at 9:51 am | # | Reply

      I take Lucy and Walkie to be the start of something real, possibly lasting. Start slowly make a bonfire. Cup of gasoline on a pile of sticks –and once the gas is gone, it goes out.

  33. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 12, 2019 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Oh no! What if Lucy is on the run from the cops and travels town to town to murder way macho dudes and stealing their shirts for her trophy wall?

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/02-guess-whos-coming-to-galassos/freshstart/

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      February 12, 2019 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

      You can’t prove anything! 😛

      What’re you anyways, a cop? 😛

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 12, 2019 at 3:13 am | # | Reply

        Also, experts (Dorothy/Danny) have determined that if she is murdering macho dudes, Walky is safe.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          February 12, 2019 at 4:48 am | # | Reply

          What if Walky is Lucy’s idea of a macho dude?

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            February 12, 2019 at 5:32 am | # | Reply

            What if Walky is Lucy’s idea?

            • Emperor Norton II
              Emperor Norton II
              February 12, 2019 at 2:58 pm | # | Reply

              What if Walky is?

            • Amazi-Stool
              Amazi-Stool
              February 12, 2019 at 3:01 pm | # | Reply

              Perfect gravatar for this comment!

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 12, 2019 at 4:42 pm | # | Reply

          I’m not sure either of those two are what I’d like to call experts on the subject.

  34. Someguywithakatana
    Someguywithakatana
    February 12, 2019 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

    It’s be real nice if walkthrough were just like “hey I’ve had two breakups in the span of a week and I’m really not emotionally in a spot to entertain the thought of a new relationship, because I think I’m one bad relationship away from mental implosion” and then Lucy was like “Oh hey that is understandable. As much as I think you are fuckable, because I am a good person, let me back off but also be friendly and supportive and just help you through this difficult time, out of genuinely selfless motivations, because I just like you as a person.

    I don’t think that’s what’s gonna happen, because they are stupid college kids. But, you know, it’d be nice.

    • Someguywithakatana
      Someguywithakatana
      February 12, 2019 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

      My phone turned walky into walkthrough

      • C.
        C.
        February 12, 2019 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

        Walkthrough is a good nickname.

    • Catman
      Catman
      February 12, 2019 at 4:14 am | # | Reply

      As a stupid college kid, I feel confident in saying that that response is more common than you would think, but less common than you’d hope

    • Tan
      Tan
      February 12, 2019 at 9:48 am | # | Reply

      That conversation exactly will happen.

      And then they’ll fuck.

    • Farmer_10
      Farmer_10
      February 12, 2019 at 11:49 am | # | Reply

      Well, the title of the comic isn’t “Smart and Emotionally healthy decisions of Age”.

  35. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    February 12, 2019 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Walky would be surprised when Lucy turns out to be a Repoman working for Roti Largo and his murderous children.

    Also, it’s sad that Lucy was left alone by her supposed friends. I hate the term sheeple for it’s right wing implications, but her friends seem like sheep. Again, that term is offensive to both people and sheep.

    • PB
      PB
      February 12, 2019 at 1:50 am | # | Reply

      “It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it!”

      … shit you’re right, Lucy COULD be a Repoman.

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        February 12, 2019 at 9:02 am | # | Reply

        The Anti Lucy would have a good evil singing voice.

  36. PB
    PB
    February 12, 2019 at 1:50 am | # | Reply

    Poor Lucy. I can’t believe everyone ditched her like that. But this is still really cute.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 12, 2019 at 1:56 am | # | Reply

      None of her “friends” seemed terribly reliable, to be honest. You know your wing’s probably not great when you try to reach out to friggin MALAYA and BILLIE to talk to.

    • chalcara
      chalcara
      February 12, 2019 at 3:08 am | # | Reply

      Hobestly, I don‘t think what Lucy thinks of her friends EVER were her friends.

      From what I‘ve seen the relationship basically consisted out of lucy mistaking their superfluous politeness for friendship. And Lucy ran after them and the more clingy she got, the less they wanted to do with her.

      But since polite people don‘t yell at their roommates and Lucy’s a bit desperate, she missed all the „nope, I‘m just cordial, don‘t WANT a friendship“ signals from the others.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        February 12, 2019 at 12:09 pm | # | Reply

        Honestly, it may also simply be Lucy is showing a movie no one wants to see.

        • Emily
          Emily
          February 12, 2019 at 1:29 pm | # | Reply

          It was already established that the deciding factor for those weirdo sheeple was whether or not Billie was going to be there.

          • C.T Phipps
            C.T Phipps
            February 12, 2019 at 1:58 pm | # | Reply

            Billie is a lot of fun! Mature and CHEERLEADERY.

            🙂

        • Roger
          Roger
          February 12, 2019 at 2:00 pm | # | Reply

          What comic have you been reading dude

  37. BenRG
    BenRG
    February 12, 2019 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Things are always either the best-case or worst-case scenario with you, aren’t they Walky?

  38. ZerglingOne
    ZerglingOne
    February 12, 2019 at 2:05 am | # | Reply

    Oh Walky. There’s definitely one “organ” she wants to harvest.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      February 12, 2019 at 2:42 am | # | Reply

      Sustainably!

      • Zaxares
        Zaxares
        February 12, 2019 at 10:35 am | # | Reply

        And repeatably!

  39. Clif
    Clif
    February 12, 2019 at 2:53 am | # | Reply

    Dang. I was hoping Walky would have gotten a text.

  40. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    February 12, 2019 at 2:53 am | # | Reply

    I hear that is a common concern with 20 year old college students in Indiana.

  41. BenRG
    BenRG
    February 12, 2019 at 4:11 am | # | Reply

    Here’s a question: Is it a date if only one of the participants thinks of it as a date? 😉

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      February 12, 2019 at 5:36 am | # | Reply

      No, it’s an afternoon with Slender Man.

    • Charlotte
      Charlotte
      February 12, 2019 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

      No, it’s not.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      February 12, 2019 at 10:46 am | # | Reply

      I suppose it’d depend which one you asked. 😉

      Seriously though, no.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 12, 2019 at 1:12 pm | # | Reply

        I’ve had a couple dates that were only so in retrospect. 🙂

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 12, 2019 at 11:48 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t think Lucy thinks it’s a date. She is crushing on him, but I think even she would know better than to think something is happening yet.

  42. CoreBrute
    CoreBrute
    February 12, 2019 at 4:36 am | # | Reply

    As someone whose been on one of those, the answer is no. No it is not. *cry*

  43. BenRG
    BenRG
    February 12, 2019 at 4:59 am | # | Reply

    It also occurs to me that Billie isn’t around. I do hope that she hasn’t reacted to the incident with Ruth by doing something foolish.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      February 12, 2019 at 10:08 am | # | Reply

      Honestly doing something foolish (usually involving alcohol) seems like Billie’s standard course of action.

  44. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    February 12, 2019 at 6:51 am | # | Reply

    Uh oh Walky. Its thinking like that that could end up costing you a kidney.

  45. torrent29
    torrent29
    February 12, 2019 at 7:19 am | # | Reply

    Its sweet, but it also seems kind of sad. Lucy seems to be a very nice character, which is kind of unlike any one else so far.

    • Charlotte
      Charlotte
      February 12, 2019 at 7:54 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, it is really sad. Lucy needs to find some normal people to be friends with, quickly. (No, not Walky.)

    • Makkabee
      Makkabee
      February 12, 2019 at 10:10 am | # | Reply

      There are a lot of nice characters. Dina’s a sweety, Dorothy is always trying to make the world a better place, Jacob’s consistently kind and thoughtful, etc.

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      February 12, 2019 at 12:49 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, Lucy is the anti-Joyce. Shy, and sort of respectful, sort of, and sweet.

  46. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    February 12, 2019 at 7:56 am | # | Reply

    Well, I mean…you’re not WRONG…

  47. Angelicfiend
    Angelicfiend
    February 12, 2019 at 8:31 am | # | Reply

    darn it Willis! Stop making me ship everyone with Walky!!!

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 12, 2019 at 3:03 pm | # | Reply

      I said this a while ago, this is going to turn into a harem manga.

  48. Roger
    Roger
    February 12, 2019 at 8:44 am | # | Reply

    This is just kinda sad tbh

    • Emily
      Emily
      February 12, 2019 at 11:01 am | # | Reply

      Most of the strips with Lucy are kinda sad.

  49. Makkabee
    Makkabee
    February 12, 2019 at 10:07 am | # | Reply

    Poor naive Walky. I’ll miss him. Except for the spleen.

  50. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    February 12, 2019 at 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    So, Lucy just casually moves in on Walky after his breakup. Not cool. Not cool at all.

    • Emily
      Emily
      February 12, 2019 at 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      So did Amber, and Walky did the same with Dorothy after her breakup with Danny. Also, I’m not much for the idea of relationships requiring a mourning period especially not the like 2 day one Walky had with Amber (assuming that one is even over).

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        February 12, 2019 at 1:11 pm | # | Reply

        Yes and they got all manner of crap for it.

        • Emily
          Emily
          February 12, 2019 at 1:19 pm | # | Reply

          And it was kind of silly then too.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 12, 2019 at 1:14 pm | # | Reply

      It’s so casual that Walky hasn’t even noticed.

      I mean, I guess she’s putting herself out there, but she’s hardly doing anything about it.

    • Deadjolras
      Deadjolras
      February 12, 2019 at 5:04 pm | # | Reply

      Can you believe she said “yeah” three times and she actually went as far as asking if he had fun watching a movie? The nerve, I tell you!

  51. Ziggy
    Ziggy
    February 12, 2019 at 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    Well, there is a particular part of you that she is interested in “harvesting”. Well, more like “milking”. But you have been with Dorothy enough times to know this

  52. nlips
    nlips
    February 12, 2019 at 2:33 pm | # | Reply

    Walky gonna get laaaaid.

    3 women in one week though. There’s gonna be drama.

  53. Amazi-Stool
    Amazi-Stool
    February 12, 2019 at 3:10 pm | # | Reply

    Girls saying “Yeah”. It’s a trope now!

  54. Luna
    Luna
    February 12, 2019 at 5:01 pm | # | Reply

    I’m extremely neutral about these two as a ship, but if she and Walky could just be fun nerd friends, I think that’d be really great. Lucy’s obviously pretty starved for reliable friendships, and I think she’d ultimately enjoy it more than getting mired in Walky’s romance problems.

    • Axel
      Axel
      February 12, 2019 at 5:15 pm | # | Reply

      I’m fairly neutral about it as a friendship to but yeah, it would be better for both of them and also I don’t want it to be a relationship just because they’re attracted to each other’s gender and happened to meet while single.

  55. Su Xing
    Su Xing
    February 12, 2019 at 7:19 pm | # | Reply

    I think it could be fun to see Lucy mired in Walky’s romance problems as long as she’s not one of them. They could both use a kind friend with whom they don’t already have complicated ties and maybe they could end up supporting each other’s growth in a good way. I think they could learn from each other in other ways, too, like Walky gets a good look at what it looks like to put real effort into making friends instead of just waiting for them basically to fall in your lap and Lucy could see what it’s like to have a bit more…chill, I guess?

  56. Ragingagnostic
    Ragingagnostic
    February 13, 2019 at 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    THAT was a concern for him?

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