Dumbing of Age turns TEN YEARS OLD today! Enjoy a brand new semester.
wait i've never done a "this strip is ten years old today, enjoy more of this strip" blog post before
usually the strips end before now
how do i do this
Speakin’ ’bout blog weirdness, this site changed colors on that news box thingy and some names before i hit the road, so i spent several minutes trying to calibrate a laptop’s screen colors thinking it was off, cause last time i seen them at my home pc, they were more of a salmon color, now they’re more like a minecraft pig.
BRYAN SCOTT LANGLEY
I love that ‘minecraft pig’ is a color! Pantone should adopt it!
It involves drinking beer from a tap on a keg while doing a handstand on said keg.
It’s unbelievably stupid. As in, it’s so completely pointless and in no way looks fun that I can’t really believe anyone does it other than because someone told them that keg stands are cool or something.
The last college party I went to (which was long after college, maybe a decade ago) I brought the keg. (Party was for my former neighbors who were graduating, keg was my homebrew that they’d helped make for the occasion. I had great neighbors, even if they were vegetarians.)
Somebody made a joking comment about a kegstand. One of the former neighbors made a joking comment about breaking arms for disrespecting good beer.
Do you think we’ll be getting flashbacks to certain plot relevant moments? I want to see Joyce’s confrontation with her mother, or is that upcoming? How Is this 2020, or 2021? would Carol rationalize Trump’s associations with Ghislaine Maxwell?
Forget the car, what about the tree?! It’s storyline was finally getting good and now we cut back to these chuckleheads? Ugh, Willis’ priorities are wack.
You know how Willis does things – he cuts to another scene, just when the drama was getting good. You’ll have to wait another week or two for the automobile-parking-lot resolution.
How hard is it to maintain that kind of hairstyle? You have to carefully keep the other side short and probably trim the long side once in a while, at least.
Skater Girl
It’s not that difficult. You take electric clippers to the short side every week or two. The long side you trimmed the same as you do any other hairstyle.
Lexi
It’s super easy! Best hair decision I made ever was to do a side shave. You know how some days (especially with curls) you wake up and half your hair is PERFECT and the other half looks like a bird’s nest? And you just know that you’ll never be able to match the bird’s nest to the perfect curls without like, showering or something?
That doesn’t exist with a side shave. Either your hair is ALL perfect or ALL a mess, and then you deal with it. I love it. I just make my husband shave it for me every couple weeks or so.
But is she as difficult to translate into a physical object as a My Little Pony?!
Needfuldoer
In order for her hair to work the same on a figurine as it does in the comic, it would have to be a solid piece of transparent orange plastic. Kind of like the late 90s iMacs.
If they worked out a way to make Walkyverse Mike’s hair work as a serviceable figurine, this should be a walk in the park.
I should have expected Joyce to not really change over the time skip. She strikes me as the type to pick a look and stick with it for the long haul.
Though… where did they go on break? I cannot imagine Joyce would have gone home to where her Mom is. Yet, at the same time I cannot see Joyce spending Christmas of all things away from family.
Probably just celebrated with Hank and Jocelyne, since Hank and Carol are likely to be separated by now. Hank has been very nice to Becky, and we know that Becky and Jocelyne get long. So it could have been a pleasant time.
307 thoughts on “And we’re back!”
Ana Chronistic
You put a keg on the flat side
so it stands
hence the name
…duh
Ana Chronistic
also I guess you soft reboot it every ten years is how, blog post
Gash
Speakin’ ’bout blog weirdness, this site changed colors on that news box thingy and some names before i hit the road, so i spent several minutes trying to calibrate a laptop’s screen colors thinking it was off, cause last time i seen them at my home pc, they were more of a salmon color, now they’re more like a minecraft pig.
BRYAN SCOTT LANGLEY
I love that ‘minecraft pig’ is a color! Pantone should adopt it!
clif
It was a fast 10 years though. (Well deserved congrats, by the way).
So we have Joyce and Becky, check. Next is Walky and Billie?
Chris
So very sheltered.
JaneDoe
You think that’s bad? I’m 35 years old and I’m STILL not sure what a keg stand is ?
LauraS
I think it involves a funnel. (27)
Victor
You’re thinking buttchugging.
Needfuldoer
Remember to mark those days on your calendars.
FacelessDeviant
I think you’re thinking of a beer bong.
Victor
I’m almost 50. I’ve seen video.
It involves drinking beer from a tap on a keg while doing a handstand on said keg.
It’s unbelievably stupid. As in, it’s so completely pointless and in no way looks fun that I can’t really believe anyone does it other than because someone told them that keg stands are cool or something.
The last college party I went to (which was long after college, maybe a decade ago) I brought the keg. (Party was for my former neighbors who were graduating, keg was my homebrew that they’d helped make for the occasion. I had great neighbors, even if they were vegetarians.)
Somebody made a joking comment about a kegstand. One of the former neighbors made a joking comment about breaking arms for disrespecting good beer.
Foxhack
Something tells me these girls heard about too many 80s college movies.
Doctor_Who
“Let’s watch this one! It’s about Saint Elmo, so it must be spiritual!”
“No, this one! It’s about a house full of animals!”
Slartibeast Button, BIA
This one is about an angel’s heart!
fridge_logic
“I bet it’s like Noah’s Frat House! Maybe there will be a flood.”
Victor
https://robertbowenart.com/wp-content/gallery/art/st-elmos-fire.jpg
(Click it. Totally worth seeing. Not even joking, you’ve got to see this.)
psychaondy
I was not disappointed.
He Who Abides
It’s . . . it’s . . . BEAUTIFUL.
0kami
Here’s a good one! It’s got that pig from the Looney Tunes!
Geneseepaws
Really, this one, looks a little spooky, but kinda Batman-esque…it’s about a flying guy, The Crow.
Willoughby Chase
TOGA PARTIES!
Octopus Ink
Happy DOAnniversary!
(I can’t believe it’s been a decade!)
Doctor_Who
Becky’s hair has gotten even Beckier. But is she the Beckiest?
Meanwhile, Dina has systematically replaced every item of furniture in her room with dinosaurs.
Regalli
Her desk is an Ankylosaurus! (With a flat surface over its back to make for an actual desktop, whatever.)
All-Purpose Guru
Im surprised she isn’t livin’ with Dina.
True story, at my college a couple girls were dating and decided to become roommates, they’re still together 30 years later.
Skater Girl
My guess is that her religious sensibilities won’t let her live with her girlfriend until they are married.
He Who Abides
She finds Dina irresistible, and is worried that anything beyond kissing and cuddling will end in premarital hanky-panky.
Twitcher
Do you think we’ll be getting flashbacks to certain plot relevant moments? I want to see Joyce’s confrontation with her mother, or is that upcoming? How Is this 2020, or 2021? would Carol rationalize Trump’s associations with Ghislaine Maxwell?
TheKelliestKelly
The Beckiest Becky
Slartibeast Button, BIA
But what happened to the brown car?
Doctor_Who
Well, the Brown is here, presumably she arrived in something.
Farmer_10
Forget the car, what about the tree?! It’s storyline was finally getting good and now we cut back to these chuckleheads? Ugh, Willis’ priorities are wack.
Deanatay
You know how Willis does things – he cuts to another scene, just when the drama was getting good. You’ll have to wait another week or two for the automobile-parking-lot resolution.
Kamino Neko
It gets around town, it’s a brown car, it’s brown.
It likes to get around because the car is brown.
(Any excuse to link the Frantics.)
BBCC
Happy Dumbiversary!
I love these two nerds.
Zor
Oh holy shit I just realized they’re mirroring the first episode that came out EXACTLY ten years ago this is amazing
StClair
omg, you’re right.
… omg, that art.
All-Purpose Guru
Hopefully the inaugural poop is off-screen.
Ana Chronistic
It’s so far off screen it got deleted
Srsly, Patreon bonus
Deanatay
Check the alt-text.
Regalli
It’s so nice to see Becky leveled up in lesbian over the break!
CorporateDronesDontHaveMissiles
Becky’s new hairstyle in profile is excellent.
Leorale
Absolutely, those long luxurious locks. She’s like a My Little Pony.
Nono
How hard is it to maintain that kind of hairstyle? You have to carefully keep the other side short and probably trim the long side once in a while, at least.
Skater Girl
It’s not that difficult. You take electric clippers to the short side every week or two. The long side you trimmed the same as you do any other hairstyle.
Lexi
It’s super easy! Best hair decision I made ever was to do a side shave. You know how some days (especially with curls) you wake up and half your hair is PERFECT and the other half looks like a bird’s nest? And you just know that you’ll never be able to match the bird’s nest to the perfect curls without like, showering or something?
That doesn’t exist with a side shave. Either your hair is ALL perfect or ALL a mess, and then you deal with it. I love it. I just make my husband shave it for me every couple weeks or so.
Undrave
But is she as difficult to translate into a physical object as a My Little Pony?!
Needfuldoer
In order for her hair to work the same on a figurine as it does in the comic, it would have to be a solid piece of transparent orange plastic. Kind of like the late 90s iMacs.
If they worked out a way to make Walkyverse Mike’s hair work as a serviceable figurine, this should be a walk in the park.
Keith Curtis
Think of the strain to keep your head upright, though!
Buli-Buli
I should have expected Joyce to not really change over the time skip. She strikes me as the type to pick a look and stick with it for the long haul.
Though… where did they go on break? I cannot imagine Joyce would have gone home to where her Mom is. Yet, at the same time I cannot see Joyce spending Christmas of all things away from family.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Go celebrate with Joycelyne? (sp?)
Mra
Joycelyne? I thought it was Joshilyne.
Norah
Jocelyne
Jamie
Leather Jacket Joyce, though…
LiterallyJustSomeGuy
She spent it with Becky’s family! … Oh. Oh, uhh… Dina’s family?
Undrave
Sarah’s Family where she was the favorite? Or with her dad at his new bachelor pad?
Rotunda
Probably just celebrated with Hank and Jocelyne, since Hank and Carol are likely to be separated by now. Hank has been very nice to Becky, and we know that Becky and Jocelyne get long. So it could have been a pleasant time.
BBCC
If they’re not divorced or separated yet, it was probably awkward but survivable with her dad there.
If they are, probably was with Hank.
bryy
Yeah, I 10000000000000000000% don’t see Christmas or even Thanksgiving at her moms.
Schpoonman
Damn, look at Becky. I wish I were that cool.
Mra
So are they sharing the dorm now? Where is Sarah?
tim gueguen
Hiding under the bed to avoid their cheerfulness?
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Shacked up off-campus with Jacob. But his brother still thinks he is with Joyce. Hilarity ensues.
Blob
And if they’re not roommates, who is Becky going to live with?
showler
I was thinking that Sarah might pair well with Dina.
Also give Willis a good chance to shake things up a bit and torment us about where Amber is for as long as possible.
Sirksome
Yeah, Becky’s in school! That was an easy call!
Cattleprod
Becky has longer hair, and now I wish I actually *stated* that prediction so I could claim to be right about it.
Jamie
It’s important. How else do you get internet kudos?
Nono
In darker news, Sarah is now rooming with one of: Roz, Mary or Raidah.
How to Get Away with Murder: Indiana Edition
Undrave