I’m trying to work out if anything from Las Locuras del Emperador/The Emperor’s New Groove applies to me. But I’m coming up empty-handed. I guess maybe I aspire to be as chill as Pacha? He DOES make a good parental figure for Cuzco? But I like the movie more for Yzma and Kronk than Pacha or Cuzco, so I dunno.
Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama, funny llama
Llama, llama, duck!
Clif
There is no reason to just aspire to be a mad scientist. Between inexpensive genetic engineering, machine learning with graphic cards, and the general state of technology nowadays, it’s no more expensive to be a mad scientist than many other hobbies.
The Emperor’s New Groove doesn’t need any excuses. It’s a buddy road trip comedy that just so happens to be a Disney animated movie. It’s an underrated gem that gets left off the Disney Renaissance list because it didn’t make 4x its budget at the box office. In this essay I will
The challenge for me is thinking of a movie that I would consider my favorite. I’m usually more of a tv-series person than a movie person. The only movies I rewatch with great frequency for myself tend to be ones attached to a tv series.
All that said, upon consideration, I think mine is Adolescence of Utena. I’ve always seen myself reflected in Anthy, and I aspire to be part of a lesbian-powered motorcycle someday.
My favorite movie has changed over time, as I’ve gotten older and new ones have come out. That said, pretty much all of them would be “aspirational”; my own life is, by design, as boring as I can make it. In that regard, I suppose one of my choices – the original animated The Hobbit – is reflective.
To be fair, when I was that age, my answer to ‘Favourite movie’ was ‘The Last Samurai, for I too long to shoot at Tom Cruise with a gatling gun.’. Not every kid considers a question seriously and with any sort of depth!
Some ppl are into fashion though, but idk how many ‘classic’/pre late 2000s movies would appeal to becky’s tastes. Maybe “Bound” if she discovered that lol
Though I half expected her to say something dino related b/c of dina lol
It makes sense if you’re desperately looking for representation, possibly before knowing quite what’s up with yourself. Or if you just like the movie a lot, because it’s a super fun movie, and also you want an answer where you get to announce I’M A LESBIAN. Which Becky is. She’s a lesbian. Have you heard?
Considering I don’t think that the new Baldur’s Gate game is even out of early access still, I have given up on knowing when games will finally be out.
Albeit how common it is to see in gave-dev, I still feel guilty about getting people’s hopes up only to not deliver on time because of events nobody could predict.
Considering what you said, I don’t think I’ll even bother giving ETAs anymore, although I do intend to post updates on Twitter.
Taffy
Better late than Sonic ’06, I always say.
Kimi
Does it beat Link and the faces of evil?
Taffy
It’s hilarious to me that Nintendo got so paranoid over Sony’s increasing influence that they said “No thanks on that Play Station thing, actually. We’re gonna help invent YouTube Poop instead”.
Clif
There is a YouTube Poop game? Man! I am so far out of the loop.
Taffy
There’s probably a few. What I mean is, after cutting off the Play Station deal with Sony, Nintendo turned to Phillips for their CD attachment, which resulted in 3 iconically terrible Zelda titles (“I wonder what’s for dinner?”) and Hotel Mario (“I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!”), and that’s more or less all Nintendo got out of that situation. Well, that and one of their longest-standing competitors, since Sony reforged their Play Station like the shards of Narsil, dropped the space between the words, and awakened the sleeping primordial might of the Square button.
Kimi
Always better to wait and release a working game than a buggy one. I just feel like it has been years now, partially due to covid, and I don’t know if they are even going to bother to release the non early access at this point.
Mark
You feel this way because you are a good being, and should be rewarded with patience.
I guess her relationship with the dentist is going well? It’s probably consistently reassuring that Becky’s largely landed on her feet, too. And no other runaways have landed in Leslie’s lap.
I really hope it’s not that dentist. I much prefer not knowing for sure and believing it’s some other nice lady that treats Leslie with respect over the chronic criticizer.
Nerrin
Leslie’s relationship joys and woes seem (narratively) important enough as something that Becky sets her own standards against that I feel like it’d come up. So more hoping that anything like that has fallen by the wayside as they’ve started to mesh in the relationship.
Clif
You’ve got to leave something for future narrative development.
anon
she seemed to be into the negging? or at least i imagine it’s more of a casual hookup/fling as opposed to like moving in together
Well she’s apparently in a stable relationship hopefully not with Anna, her lesbian pseudo-daughter is thriving and no longer homeless, and she no longer has an annoying congresswoman squatting at her house and making her part of a public scandal. Oh, and she’s not teaching a class that has pre character development Joe or Walky in it. I’d be pretty happy with that status quo.
I mean, depends on the character. Do you aspire to free yourself and others from the shackles of traditional academia? Make artwork of huge dongs? Or of course, blow shit up with your mind? It’s been a while but I think the only truly wrong answer is “be a good con artist”.
158 thoughts on “Aspirational”
darkoneko
Really ?
C.T. Phipps
I admit, my response is, “Are there many lesbians in the Coast Guard?”
(all I remember is the life preserver joke)
StClair
Same (look down), and you told it better.
Ana Chronistic
so on THOSE criteria, mine is Turning Red after all
those are absolutely my aunties (although my aunties are on the Japanese side, but Grandma Wu’s definitely my grandma)
Savail
I’m trying to work out if anything from Las Locuras del Emperador/The Emperor’s New Groove applies to me. But I’m coming up empty-handed. I guess maybe I aspire to be as chill as Pacha? He DOES make a good parental figure for Cuzco? But I like the movie more for Yzma and Kronk than Pacha or Cuzco, so I dunno.
Savail
Or maybe I just aspire to be an evil mad scientist.
The Wellerman
That would be SPLENDID. ?
Deanatay
Or, perhaps you aspire to be a llama?
Savail
Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama, funny llama
Llama, llama, duck!
Clif
There is no reason to just aspire to be a mad scientist. Between inexpensive genetic engineering, machine learning with graphic cards, and the general state of technology nowadays, it’s no more expensive to be a mad scientist than many other hobbies.
Kimi
Do you have to aspire to be something in a movie if it’s just that you enjoy the humor from it?
Savail
Leslie assigned the homework; I’m just trying to complete it!
It’s a fun thought exercise, at any rate.
Clif
Aspiring isn’t necessary, but it helps.
Needfuldoer
The Emperor’s New Groove doesn’t need any excuses. It’s a buddy road trip comedy that just so happens to be a Disney animated movie. It’s an underrated gem that gets left off the Disney Renaissance list because it didn’t make 4x its budget at the box office. In this essay I will
Rose by Any Other Name
The challenge for me is thinking of a movie that I would consider my favorite. I’m usually more of a tv-series person than a movie person. The only movies I rewatch with great frequency for myself tend to be ones attached to a tv series.
All that said, upon consideration, I think mine is Adolescence of Utena. I’ve always seen myself reflected in Anthy, and I aspire to be part of a lesbian-powered motorcycle someday.
FaerwenOfValenwood
My favorite movie is The Godfather and I don’t think I even want to know what that says about me
Ed Callahan
That great film making appeals to you. And remember, alway leave the gun but take the cannoli.
ktbear
Im PRETTY sure Aliens is aspirational, theres no way Im as cool as Ripley. Or the alien for that matter.
StClair
My favorite movie has changed over time, as I’ve gotten older and new ones have come out. That said, pretty much all of them would be “aspirational”; my own life is, by design, as boring as I can make it. In that regard, I suppose one of my choices – the original animated The Hobbit – is reflective.
nobodybasically
Kinda weird to base your favorite movie on how the main character dresses.
Doctor_Who
What if your favorite movie is Iron Man?
Clif
Now I want to see Iron Man: Peak Lesbian Fashion.
Greebs
To be fair, when I was that age, my answer to ‘Favourite movie’ was ‘The Last Samurai, for I too long to shoot at Tom Cruise with a gatling gun.’. Not every kid considers a question seriously and with any sort of depth!
Gigafreak
This would fall in the Aspirational category
anon
Some ppl are into fashion though, but idk how many ‘classic’/pre late 2000s movies would appeal to becky’s tastes. Maybe “Bound” if she discovered that lol
Though I half expected her to say something dino related b/c of dina lol
Leorale
It makes sense if you’re desperately looking for representation, possibly before knowing quite what’s up with yourself. Or if you just like the movie a lot, because it’s a super fun movie, and also you want an answer where you get to announce I’M A LESBIAN. Which Becky is. She’s a lesbian. Have you heard?
v.gay.person
Nah, 90% of the time I modelled myself after movie characters or musicians. I still do, but now they’re niche enough no one notices.
Although my “favourite movie’ used to just mean “whatever one with whoopie goldberg or queen latifa I remember at this exact moment” was
The Wellerman
*plays “Godzilla Bio Wars” on hacked muzak*
?Hope you are all having a great Halloween weekend so far!
? Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances, the horror game i planned isn’t coming soon. Probably not even by Christmas. Maybe Valentine’s day?
Kimi
Considering I don’t think that the new Baldur’s Gate game is even out of early access still, I have given up on knowing when games will finally be out.
The Wellerman
Albeit how common it is to see in gave-dev, I still feel guilty about getting people’s hopes up only to not deliver on time because of events nobody could predict.
Considering what you said, I don’t think I’ll even bother giving ETAs anymore, although I do intend to post updates on Twitter.
Taffy
Better late than Sonic ’06, I always say.
Kimi
Does it beat Link and the faces of evil?
Taffy
It’s hilarious to me that Nintendo got so paranoid over Sony’s increasing influence that they said “No thanks on that Play Station thing, actually. We’re gonna help invent YouTube Poop instead”.
Clif
There is a YouTube Poop game? Man! I am so far out of the loop.
Taffy
There’s probably a few. What I mean is, after cutting off the Play Station deal with Sony, Nintendo turned to Phillips for their CD attachment, which resulted in 3 iconically terrible Zelda titles (“I wonder what’s for dinner?”) and Hotel Mario (“I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!”), and that’s more or less all Nintendo got out of that situation. Well, that and one of their longest-standing competitors, since Sony reforged their Play Station like the shards of Narsil, dropped the space between the words, and awakened the sleeping primordial might of the Square button.
Kimi
Always better to wait and release a working game than a buggy one. I just feel like it has been years now, partially due to covid, and I don’t know if they are even going to bother to release the non early access at this point.
Mark
You feel this way because you are a good being, and should be rewarded with patience.
The Wellerman
? thank you
Steelbright
Does Leslie seem.. Like… Happier lately?
darkoneko
Maybe her dates went well finally
Nerrin
I guess her relationship with the dentist is going well? It’s probably consistently reassuring that Becky’s largely landed on her feet, too. And no other runaways have landed in Leslie’s lap.
Sirksome
I really hope it’s not that dentist. I much prefer not knowing for sure and believing it’s some other nice lady that treats Leslie with respect over the chronic criticizer.
Nerrin
Leslie’s relationship joys and woes seem (narratively) important enough as something that Becky sets her own standards against that I feel like it’d come up. So more hoping that anything like that has fallen by the wayside as they’ve started to mesh in the relationship.
Clif
You’ve got to leave something for future narrative development.
anon
she seemed to be into the negging? or at least i imagine it’s more of a casual hookup/fling as opposed to like moving in together
Sirksome
Well she’s apparently in a stable relationship hopefully not with Anna, her lesbian pseudo-daughter is thriving and no longer homeless, and she no longer has an annoying congresswoman squatting at her house and making her part of a public scandal. Oh, and she’s not teaching a class that has pre character development Joe or Walky in it. I’d be pretty happy with that status quo.
Thag Simmons
she’s definitely still dating the dentist
RassilonTDavros
…Ya know, she’s not wrong.
Sirksome
Meh, ack to the Future’s okay I guess.
UrsulaDavina
I’d rather aspire to be Mothra
Thag Simmons
Eh, Mothra’s always the casualty. She either takes the bullet or dies giving another monster her powers.
Taffy
Yeah, but she looks damn good doin’ it.
Thag Simmons
Her wings are very pretty, I’ll give her that.
Stephen Bierce
–But it might just save your life!
That’s the Power of Love!
RassilonTDavros
*plays “No Credit Card” by Neil Cicierega on the hacked muzak*
Plain Marie
You don’t need money, don’t take fame…
Yeet
Now I’m thinking about how I’d see myself reflected in Accepted and I don’t like it at all
Proto
I mean, depends on the character. Do you aspire to free yourself and others from the shackles of traditional academia? Make artwork of huge dongs? Or of course, blow shit up with your mind? It’s been a while but I think the only truly wrong answer is “be a good con artist”.
butts
facts
Clif
butts
JBento
Cliffs
Taffy
bento
Leorale
Donkey!
JBento
KHAAAAAAAN!!!!
The Oracle
TetsuooOOOOO
Suet
Yeah, Godzilla is soooo one semester ago. Now it’s more _______
Peak — now cut that out
StClair
So Becky’s a sailor? That’s why she’s got the life preserver?
The Wellerman
I don’t get it. Is there a human meme thing I missed?
StClair
In Back to the Future (1), people in 1955 constantly mistake Marty’s orange jacket for a life vest.
Thag Simmons
“is being susiezilla something you think about a lot?”
PB
No Ruth, Godzilla was the perfect choice