I knew a friend once who described it as marital activities. Hanky panky was apparently too graphic for her environment and the notion of pre-marital too radical to be considered. In contrast she was very open and tolerant in just about every other way.
Odds are greater than the probability… so you are sayimg that there are 9 total chances and in 8 of them she has beer on her breath? Seems like pretty good odds there.
416 thoughts on “Atoned”
Phil
How cute
Phil
Now, Billie and Ruth performs a sex?
EvergreenFir
please yes
newllend
I wouldn’t push your luck
Parnifia the Bastard
I’ve already pushed my luck past the breaking point, otherwise I’d lend you guys some.
MichaelHaneline
Hello, Parnifia?
This is Michael calling from the Luck Insurance company. I’m afraid we’re going to have to triple your premiums.
Aisling
Parnifia! Imagine meeting you here! (from dynasty scans).
Jessica Sideways
MAKE IT SO!
zoabeast
Full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes. 😀
nibblrrr
The torpedos being dicks, yes?
Arkadi
Probably means Shipping Torpedoes: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShippingTorpedo
Morgan
Yeeeessss
gka
Ruth has a hockey uniform and Billie has a cheerleader uniform. It seems like a logical next step.
hof1991
A hockey sweater might be nice, a full uniform – not so much. It would take too long to get out of.
Ocbrad1
Please?
JeffreyATW
No, because the acronym’s too weird. BaRPaS!!!!!!
Bilfred
ROMANCE!
gka
With a side of bromance!
Eeeeeeeee~
rachel
MY EYES SKIPPED ALL THE BORING DIALOGUE
rachel
WHAT’S BILLIE’S HAND DOING
rachel
seriously all the “fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff”s
Deathjavu
Left hand is still visible in panel 4.
Well, going by the first panel (yes, there were 5 panels, not just two), her right hand is (probably) still holding Ruth’s hand.
Which, quite frankly, makes this even more adorable.
Plasma Mongoose
There was dialogue?
rachel
all I see is smooches
(all I ever see is smooches)
((I get arrested a lot))
Tunaro
Quick summary: “‘Blah, blah, blah.’ ‘Blah,blah,blah.’ ‘Blah, blah-SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tom Speelman
Yeah, pretty much.
The Sound Defense
http://thesounddefense.tumblr.com/image/76298889084
Subtitled for your convenience.
Jen Aside
PERFORM A SEX
David Herbert
Pre-marital hanky panky!
Doctor_Who
We need to turn that into a verb somehow, so we can tell people to do it.
“Pre-Maritally Hank-a-Pank!”
Sageress
PERFORM A PRE-MARITAL HANKY PANKY
Trolldrool
I knew a friend once who described it as marital activities. Hanky panky was apparently too graphic for her environment and the notion of pre-marital too radical to be considered. In contrast she was very open and tolerant in just about every other way.
Agera
Woot
Opus the Poet
Yes. W00T indeed. W00T! damnit!
Kelly
Nine tails saying that is pretty funny actually 🙂
LazerWulf
I think you mean WiiGii!
otusasio451
Well, that took long enough. How long before something goes wrong? Do I have bids?
JebJeb
I give it a week. Either comic time or real time. It’s a 50-50.
Cephalo the Pod
Within the real-time year.
Tanarin
I put the odds at 3:2 something goes horribly wrong within a year.
Mr. Random
Sure, hedge your bets.
I put four Internets on tomorrow. Real-time.
Mr. Random
BOOM, called it! One day, real-time.
Also,
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Doctor_Who
Next strip. Either that or we cut back to Danny.
Which definitely counts as something going wrong.
Psi-Baka-Onna
Next strip is Danny interrupting them. He’s stopped Danning up his own relationship for now so he might as well Dan up someone else’s.
Yotomoe
It could be as soon as 12 hours from now.
Tunaro
I put we switch to a different subplot tomorrow at 15:1.
Icalasari
At most, a year in comic time
SuperActionJackson
I’ll take the, “nothing goes wrong and danny never messes up again” at 1000000000000000:1, I’m daring…and danny-level stupid.
AgentKeen
30 seconds. This is actually a decoy strip.
Rutee
If it takes 3 days, absent a time skip, I will be shocked.
Mr K
Billie turns out to be Faz in a full-body suit.
nellydreadful
I’m gonna go with “five seconds, because someone has booze breath.”
TBeckett
Oooooh, good job!
a4lbi
uh oh…
David Herbert
I thought the next Slipshine was supposed to be Leslie and Robin, not these two.
Dean
It’s Billie and Ruth cosplaying as Leslie and Robin. Halfway through they switch roles.
Plasma Mongoose
Two words: FOURSOMES!
Kelly
Cross-dimensional foursomes?
Plasma Mongoose
Crossing the streams… what is the worse that could happen?
nothri
Right now I could make a potty joke. It would be awful. I’m not going to do that. Never say I never did anything for you.
nothri
That’s one word. Are you keeping one as backup?
Plasma Mongoose
My bad, I should have said two syllables.
Doctor_Who
Daaawwwww.
Vegas odds Billie has beer on her breath? 8:1?
Maveric1984
No bet. I think you’re underestimating the odds.
The Specter
Odds are greater than the probability… so you are sayimg that there are 9 total chances and in 8 of them she has beer on her breath? Seems like pretty good odds there.
(Gravitar irony time)
“Billie! Have you been drinking?!?” XD
Dorsilus
well, at least someone’s having a good day.
nothri
Yeah. Walky.
Jaxx Sentinel
everyone but Danny, Blaine and Amber. hell, Sal got a damn free DS!
VizardJeffhog
THEY’RE GOING TO PERFORM A SEX
LiaHansen
WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE PERFORMING SEXES ALL OF A SUDDEN
Doctor_Who