“Last Night was an A1, tip-top, clubbing, jam fwap. It was a sandwich of fwap, on ecstasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like fwapping disco fudge. Now if only I could control these FWAPPING MOOD SWINGS!”
If she(Amazi-Girl) was smart, she would have turned off the phone before giving it back, that way she can run away before Dotty’s phone finished turning itself back on.
The real paparazzi use cameras with telescopic lenses.
Cody B
Actually, saying she’s not immune to paparazi sounds like criticism, so there’s a good chance the statement is invalid in a ‘given A then B’ sort of way.
Amazigirl deleted two things – the photo and the shortcut to the camera app. By the time Dorothy has found it the night will have hidden Amazi in its cool embrace again.
Friggin’ annoying phone OS? The kind that takes long enough to boot up the camera option, that Amazi-Girl can turn and walk away from.
(I think she’d have up to a couple of seconds even without that, since the camera would need to adjust to the non-existent light. They’re not near a street lamp, either.)
No, no, clearly it was when she wasn’t involved in a train accident, didn’t have a plane crash onto her remote, uni-gendered island, turned down a trip to space and instead had a normal day at her school science lab.
I’m trying to think what else we’ve missed.
Yotomoe
she didn’t get exposed to gamma radiation, avoided mutated spiders,and her skeletal system was not replaced with a antimintium.
She also wasn’t exposed to cosmic radiation, nor did she participate in an experimental super-soldier program.
Nerdman
She didn’t volunteer to be a test subject involving nanotechnology or get a mask that completely covers anything resembling a face. She wasn’t born a mutant, clone of a superhero, the son/daughter of Odin. And finally, she has never built anything IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!
Raoullefere
Her family stayed home the day they were due to be mowed down in a mob firefight, she wasn’t selected to be a galactic policeman of any sort, the super-soldier serum intended for her got injected into lab rat which immediately died, and the decrepit hermits who might’ve taught her legendary mystic and/or martial arts took one look at her and decided to let their secrets go to the grave with them.
HMRC4EVR
Nor did she meet an old wizard in a subway station, learn his name was an acronym for six powerful dieties and become the Wizard’s champion in this new age.
Shade
She also didn’t get afflicted with a rare illness as a child from being bitten by a green and her parents certainly didn’t use an untested serum, after which she did not turn green and her parents did not die in a boating accident.
Lieutenant Dan
She told her significant other he could fix his own damn watch.
AngryBamboo
She didn’t offer herself up as the herald of a world eating demigod in order to save her planet and thus become imbued with the power cosmic
Usayasha
She was not made in a lab out of various foodstuffs, paraphernalia, and CHEMICAL X.
Andiemus
Aw… I wanted to do Dr Strange. She also is not a spy with crazy skills picked up from her days in the circus, nor has she ever been exposed to Cosmic radiation.
Andiemus
Dammit, mongoose already did fantastic four.
Kryss LaBryn
Also she is in no way from Mars, and was never beamed to Earth in a weird scientist’s-basement experiment. And she doesn’t have any issues with fire.
AngryBamboo
She wasn’t found by a glowing alien ring that was sent by its bearer in desperation to find a successor
Trieo
She didn’t steal devices from a museum where she worked as a nightwatchman and then travel back in time to become popular.
Chronos
Also, when offered a choice of pills, she chose red.
Prosthetic Conscience
She was also never struck by lightning and doused in electrified chemicals, nor is she the time-displaced grandchild of anyone who did.
also, she did not get hit in the FACE with a canister of radioactive toxic waste that fell off the truck that was illegally transporting it through the city!
Amber only fills in for Amazi-Girl when Dina is too busy answering call for vengence. Which is a rare event due to the super-contacts she needs to apply which are super difficult to get in.
Her powers in no way come from her skin tight super suit that is incredibly damage prone and thus has a habit of leaving her defenseless at inopportune times.
A cookie for anyone else who gets nothri’s reference!
She was not the princess of an ancient civilization that ruled the moon and nor was she the leader of any sort of sailor-themed heroine patrol. She didn’t find the book filled with tarot cards in her basement.
She didn’t accidentally find herself in the cockpit of any sort of transforming mecha during an alien invasion.
She hasn’t ever met a party of travellers in a tavern.
She was not raised in a forest with a race of eternal children and didn’t stop a man trying to get a set of magical golden triangles by pulling an ancient sword from a pedestal.
JepMZ
she was not molested as a kid, end up homeless, get befriended by a call girl and join the call girl corporation which also happens to be owned by one of the six most powerful business people in the U.S. and end up living the life of world class prostitution and espionage and being naturally good at deciphering the stockmarket and learning all sorts of fighting and being lovers with said powerful boss only to run away with first friend with a couple million dollars to live a normal life affter her friend dies from HIV and now living with her high school friend whom she loves but is an unrequisted love and also is stuck in a love triangle
Sarzeath
She wasn’t given a suit and instruction manual by aliens that if she hadn’t lost the manual too would give her superman’s powers plus some, although she would never get flying down pat if she did…
If it’s made of a heavy enough material, such as leather, it wouldn’t need to be. Either way it takes a good bit of skill to do something like that with a cape.
170 thoughts on “Awesome”
Jen Aside
OH FWAP
fellixe
Fwap! Fwap! Fwap!
Damn moths!… What did you think that was?
Zoey
ROFL jen aside and fellice you fwap me up
Chronos
People, please! Find someplace secluded to fwap. The rest of us don’t need to see that.
david with a small d
“Last Night was an A1, tip-top, clubbing, jam fwap. It was a sandwich of fwap, on ecstasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like fwapping disco fudge. Now if only I could control these FWAPPING MOOD SWINGS!”
Ridureyu
Now quick, take another picture while she runs away!
NCP19
But then you won’t be able to see her FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Blob Marley
Might get a good shot of her femurs though
bobjohnsonandthediglets
you should sell it…
for a nickel
Caffienated
Oh that is awesome! Nice try Dorothy!
addude
What’s to stop her from taking another picture now that she has her phone back?
Yotomoe
the sheer awe of her some
fellixe
And the sum of her awe.
Plasma Mongoose
If she(Amazi-Girl) was smart, she would have turned off the phone before giving it back, that way she can run away before Dotty’s phone finished turning itself back on.
TheBenenator
Amazi-Girl is immune to criticism.
Plasma Mongoose
But not immune to the paparazzi.
Shippy McShipper
Sure she is! You just saw it!
Plasma Mongoose
The real paparazzi use cameras with telescopic lenses.
Cody B
Actually, saying she’s not immune to paparazi sounds like criticism, so there’s a good chance the statement is invalid in a ‘given A then B’ sort of way.
Furie
Amazigirl deleted two things – the photo and the shortcut to the camera app. By the time Dorothy has found it the night will have hidden Amazi in its cool embrace again.
BD
Friggin’ annoying phone OS? The kind that takes long enough to boot up the camera option, that Amazi-Girl can turn and walk away from.
(I think she’d have up to a couple of seconds even without that, since the camera would need to adjust to the non-existent light. They’re not near a street lamp, either.)
Plasma Mongoose
That’s a much better idea than the suggestion I made yesterday about throwing the phone away.
oooo
Quick! Take another picture! Of her FACE!
Henry
You mean her FAAAAAAAAAACE?
Sorry, I needed that.
vsophi
And your Gravatar is quite apropros.
The Sound Defense
Well that was rather badass. How long has Amber been Amazi-Girl, exactly?
Yotomoe
ever since her parents didn’t die in an alley, her uncle picked her up from the bookstore and wasn’t the last survivor of her race.
Plasma Mongoose
Her powers also didn’t appear after touching a radio-active 3DS.
pyrofreakpenguin
Radio-active indeed! Wireless technology is a blessing.
Regalli
No, no, clearly it was when she wasn’t involved in a train accident, didn’t have a plane crash onto her remote, uni-gendered island, turned down a trip to space and instead had a normal day at her school science lab.
I’m trying to think what else we’ve missed.
Yotomoe
she didn’t get exposed to gamma radiation, avoided mutated spiders,and her skeletal system was not replaced with a antimintium.
Plasma Mongoose
She also wasn’t exposed to cosmic radiation, nor did she participate in an experimental super-soldier program.
Nerdman
She didn’t volunteer to be a test subject involving nanotechnology or get a mask that completely covers anything resembling a face. She wasn’t born a mutant, clone of a superhero, the son/daughter of Odin. And finally, she has never built anything IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!
Raoullefere
Her family stayed home the day they were due to be mowed down in a mob firefight, she wasn’t selected to be a galactic policeman of any sort, the super-soldier serum intended for her got injected into lab rat which immediately died, and the decrepit hermits who might’ve taught her legendary mystic and/or martial arts took one look at her and decided to let their secrets go to the grave with them.
HMRC4EVR
Nor did she meet an old wizard in a subway station, learn his name was an acronym for six powerful dieties and become the Wizard’s champion in this new age.
Shade
She also didn’t get afflicted with a rare illness as a child from being bitten by a green and her parents certainly didn’t use an untested serum, after which she did not turn green and her parents did not die in a boating accident.
Lieutenant Dan
She told her significant other he could fix his own damn watch.
AngryBamboo
She didn’t offer herself up as the herald of a world eating demigod in order to save her planet and thus become imbued with the power cosmic
Usayasha
She was not made in a lab out of various foodstuffs, paraphernalia, and CHEMICAL X.
Andiemus
Aw… I wanted to do Dr Strange. She also is not a spy with crazy skills picked up from her days in the circus, nor has she ever been exposed to Cosmic radiation.
Andiemus
Dammit, mongoose already did fantastic four.
Kryss LaBryn
Also she is in no way from Mars, and was never beamed to Earth in a weird scientist’s-basement experiment. And she doesn’t have any issues with fire.
AngryBamboo
She wasn’t found by a glowing alien ring that was sent by its bearer in desperation to find a successor
Trieo
She didn’t steal devices from a museum where she worked as a nightwatchman and then travel back in time to become popular.
Chronos
Also, when offered a choice of pills, she chose red.
Prosthetic Conscience
She was also never struck by lightning and doused in electrified chemicals, nor is she the time-displaced grandchild of anyone who did.
lazarusLong
also, she did not get hit in the FACE with a canister of radioactive toxic waste that fell off the truck that was illegally transporting it through the city!
Plasma Mongoose
If only she had Tromatons to help her sense and destroy EVIL!
Gargamel
She is not a deformed turtle without any pupils trained to be a ‘kicking rad’ ninja by a giant rat in New Yorks sewers.
Cheredarenee
this is one of the best comment threads in DoA history
GenericScreenName101
Amber only fills in for Amazi-Girl when Dina is too busy answering call for vengence. Which is a rare event due to the super-contacts she needs to apply which are super difficult to get in.
Jared
She has never met an insane man with a blue box?
hmrc4evr
If the Doctor ever shows up in DOA the walls of reality will shatter and the Worlds of Walky will blend with our universe!
Not saying that’s a bad thing mind you…
nothri
Her powers in no way come from her skin tight super suit that is incredibly damage prone and thus has a habit of leaving her defenseless at inopportune times.
stikibunn
A cookie for anyone else who gets nothri’s reference!
She was not the princess of an ancient civilization that ruled the moon and nor was she the leader of any sort of sailor-themed heroine patrol. She didn’t find the book filled with tarot cards in her basement.
She didn’t accidentally find herself in the cockpit of any sort of transforming mecha during an alien invasion.
She hasn’t ever met a party of travellers in a tavern.
She was not raised in a forest with a race of eternal children and didn’t stop a man trying to get a set of magical golden triangles by pulling an ancient sword from a pedestal.
JepMZ
she was not molested as a kid, end up homeless, get befriended by a call girl and join the call girl corporation which also happens to be owned by one of the six most powerful business people in the U.S. and end up living the life of world class prostitution and espionage and being naturally good at deciphering the stockmarket and learning all sorts of fighting and being lovers with said powerful boss only to run away with first friend with a couple million dollars to live a normal life affter her friend dies from HIV and now living with her high school friend whom she loves but is an unrequisted love and also is stuck in a love triangle
Sarzeath
She wasn’t given a suit and instruction manual by aliens that if she hadn’t lost the manual too would give her superman’s powers plus some, although she would never get flying down pat if she did…
Joe
To everyone in this comment thread, I just want to say that I love each and every one of you.
Jim
When she discovered she had a vajajay… even if MN outlaws it, they are still useful in the other 49 states. I try to use one regularly.
Cholma
Go A-G! Go A-G! Go A-G Go! 😀
GoldStarz
Who would win in a fight Batman or Amazi-Girl?
RJ
The fans, for being able to watch such an Awesome Fight of Awesomeness
Yotomoe
I still gotta vote batman, man…
Zanosuke_Kurosaki
They wouldn’t fight, unless she made the mistake of trying to intrude on “MY CITY!”
Stumblebee
Amazi-Girl would win if she had enough preparation time.
jimbo
amazigirl cause shes got boobs.
TARDIS With A Hat
appropriate Joe avatar is appropriate
Plasma Mongoose
But Batman has bat-nipples.
Kaylee
That is one useful cape!
Plasma Mongoose
It must has weights on the edges.
vlademir1
If it’s made of a heavy enough material, such as leather, it wouldn’t need to be. Either way it takes a good bit of skill to do something like that with a cape.
Deemah
HELL YEAH AWESOME!!!
Darth