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Babbling
Posted on July 2, 2012 by David M Willis

123 thoughts on “Babbling”

  1. Jen Aside

    After that Friday, they really fear waking SAL more?

    1. David Herbert

      She’s more likely to murder them since if she can disappear for days on end, it’ll be easier for her to know a good spot to hide the body.

      Hmm, wonder if we’re ever going to see where Sal goes?

      1. Jen Aside

        I don’t think Sal’s demonstrated actual violence, though, has she? Well, in THIS universe.

    2. DarkoNeko

      …you make a good point there.

  2. TheStranger

    Staturday?

    Dear god if that means a day when you have to figure probabilities just kill me now.

    1. Yotomoe

      it’s even worse than twosday

      1. Aizat

        I thought Shatterday was worst.

        1. Yotomoe

          It’s on par with Fryday

        2. Aizat

          I just hope that Thirstday never happened.

        3. Yotomoe

          it’ll be okay. it’s right after wetnessday

        4. Aizat

          Though I would really enjoy Sundae.

        5. fellixe

          But nothing that happens on Staturday is anywhere near as shocking as what occurs on Stunday

        6. Wonder Wig

          And unless you enjoy viewing people’s rumps I suggest you avoid Moonday.

        7. Plasma Mongoose

          Don’t forget Chewsday.

        8. Rowen Morland

          Sarah will be alright she just needs to hang on till hersday.

        9. Khrene Cleaver

          But if it goes on past then she’ll be hanging on hearseday… Meh this is like a cup of black coffee, too dark and leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

        10. Khrene Cleaver

          Looks at new Gravatar from switching browsers…

          Well shucks…

        11. Izzy

          Shatnerday is my favorite

        12. Aizat

          An entire day where everyone’s doing Shatner impressions? Sign me up.

        13. Izzy

          Okay. You’re signed up. Meet up with us the third Saturday of every month at garvin park in Evansville

        14. Aizat

          Wait, it does exists?

        15. Izzy

          Does now. I just started it. Even ordered shirts.

        16. Izzy

          http://m.facebook.com/groups/244251175692626

        17. Aizat

          I’m afraid I couldn’t make it on the count of me living in a different country and all.

        18. Plasma Mongoose

          Why. Would. Any. One. Sign. Up. For Will. Iam. Shat. Ner. Day?

        19. Izzy

          No, plasma. You don’t use equal spacing between every word. You. nEEd to. Mix IT Up

        20. Khrene Cleaver

          Evansville, Indiana?

          It… peekedmyinterests, but. I… Live in..CalIFORnia

        21. Izzy

          Yes. EvANSVILLE inDIana.

        22. Nearphotison

          Shatnerday… In the park… I think it was the fourth of July.

        23. Cholma

          You sir, win an internet.

        24. Tucker

          I got a little hard when I read that.

    2. Kitschensyngk

      Not as bad as Shunday.

    3. gangler

      See I was thinking Statutory Saturday. State mandated weekend.

  3. Gundi

    Billie and Joyce hanging out, being friends. Is nice. Although all college students have a sacred right to sleep in on Saturdays. It’s sacred, gosh darn it!

    1. Ridureyu

      You forgot the best part!

      Whoever wakes first gets to berate the other roommate for being lazy, no matter how late the first one slept!

  4. Sir Robin

    Did Walky touch breast or not?!?

    1. Aizat

      Yes.

    2. Yotomoe

      They’re actually still in her room. They’re draggin’ it out DBZ style

      1. Null Set

        “This is a tough old bird, I’ll give her two more minutes.”

        1. Ziaheart

          A month worth of episodes later… “I’m impressed she lasted this long! I’ll give her five more minutes!:

      2. Galeus

        Now you’ve made me picture Walky with spiky blonde hair, screaming for about ten minutes while his hand moves closer and closer to Dorothy’s breast.

        1. Sir Robin

          That’s what will happen when Walky is instructed to go UNDER the shirt

        2. Valdrax

          Reminds me of a funny story from college.

          My roommate and I were watching DBZ on a TV which faced away from the door which we habitually kept open. We were watching a scene with lots of grunting and powering up, and our friend from New Jersey stopped by the door with this look on his face. His words?

          “Are you guys watching gay porn?”

        3. Roborat

          Now, THAT was funny. Well done sir.

    3. Wonder Wig

      Walky touched all the beasts.

      1. Aizat

        Beasts? I never knew Dorothy kept animals under her shirt.

        1. Yotomoe

          She released the Beasts

        2. Wonder Wig

          It’s because her breasts are man-eaters.

        3. Raiser

          Whoa-oh, here she comes
          Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up
          Whoa-oh, here she comes
          She’s a man-eater

        4. Wizard

          What, you’ve never heard of sweater puppies?

  5. Aizat

    I wonder what Joyce and Billie is talking about on a Staturday morning?

    1. Cholma

      Statistics. Duh!

      1. Drunken Nordmann

        Do they have charts? There have to be charts! How do you want to discuss statistics without charts?

        I mean isn’t that statistically necessary?

        1. Aizat

          I see no charts on the floor.

        2. Drunken Nordmann

          Maybe DoA Faz has some to lend.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Maybe they were using pie charts, made from actual pies.

        4. Drunken Nordmann

          100 % delicious!

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          But only about 50% accurate.

        6. Drunken Nordmann

          Great, now I crave for Baumkuchen… ironically that’s a cake, not a pie.

        7. Drunken Nordmann

          – without the “for”. I hate to make mistakes while writing in English. -.-

        8. Plasma Mongoose

          It depends on which you think is better, cake or pie?

        9. Usayasha

          Actually, it still works with the “for,” so you’re in the clear.

        10. Drunken Nordmann

          Depends on the cake or the pie.

        11. Kryss LaBryn

          Pie. The cake is a lie.

        12. Khrene Cleaver

          But heres the conudrum, which do you classify cheesecake?

          I mean it has cake in the name, but what if its baked in a pie styled crust? It’s still called cheesecake.

  6. Yotomoe

    Joyce and Billy …getting along?
    Sarah must be having one hell of a dream. I’m waiting for Joe to come out of the closet any second now.

    1. vlademir1

      Well…. That might at least make Ethan happy…

      1. Yotomoe

        I don’t think Joe’s Ethan’s type…unless Joe is still a closet Transformers fan

        1. Aizat

          Of course Joe’s not a Transformers fan. He’s a Yuusha fan.

        2. HMRC4EVR

          Please don’t lump Joe in with the Yuusha crowd!

          We already have enough problems as it is, trying to explain to people when we mention it that 1)it’s not a knock off line of Transformers 2) ran for nearly a decade in over 9 different shows and 3)had some of the more inventive molds ever.

          Joe would set us back. Trust me.

        3. Drunken Nordmann

          He is.

        4. Darth Cariss

          This is a David Willis comic. Atleast 75% of the cast are Transformers fans.

  7. Joe H

    That’s right, Sarah. Sal’s the cool one. She gets to sleep.

    1. Aizat

      Cool people don’t need sleep….or so I have been told.

      1. slicedtoad

        Right, but cool people can want sleep. And cool people get what they want.

      2. gangler

        No rest for the Wicked Awesome!

  8. Sensedog

    I had almost forgotten what it was like to see Billie sober.

    1. Creativerealms

      Which is weird, you would think she would spend Friday night getting drunk and would still be in bed or have a horrible hangover on Staturday.

  9. aitherion

    Billie’s pretty cute with her hair down and glassesless.

    1. Aizat

      Her cheeks looked so good to pinch right now…..err…ignore what I just said.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Which cheeks were you refering to? 😀

        1. Aizat

          The ones on her face of course. Though the other cheeks does look tempting.

    2. Ziaheart

      Oh, wow. I was wondering why Dina was worried about Sal.

  10. Aizat

    Is it just me or is Billie is a bit chubbier?

    1. Brasca1

      Without her glasses and her hair down she looks different, but not really chubby.

      1. Yotomoe

        Billie was hiding donuts in her ponytail.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Yeah, Billie’s FACE looks chubbier in panels 5 and 6.

      1. Aizat

        There you are Plas. What took you so long?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I was out shopping for Ugg boots but I couldn’t find any in size 13.

  11. vlademir1

    I almost didn’t recognize Billie here: sober, cheerful, no glasses, hair down…

    1. Yotomoe

      Who are you and what have you done to my mean spirited, bespecticled, alchoholic with a ponytail!

      1. Aizat

        Either way she looks great.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Replaced her with a pod-person naturally.

    2. Kernanator

      What manner of sorcery is this?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Maybe this is what Billie is like when she remains sober after the hangover dissipates.

        1. Kernanator

          That… is actually plausible. Though she might start exhibiting withdrawal symptoms soon.

        2. Roborat

          She is Nega-Mike

  12. Kernanator

    Yeah, I’d be scared of Sal too. Then again, I’d be scared of Sarah as well, given what happened that Friday.

  13. Plasma Mongoose

    Did Sarah find their silent chatter deafening cos they weren’t saying nothing in the first panel.

    1. Yotomoe

      They were taking turns making white noise.

  14. TacosForever

    …Wait, does this mean Sal was actually in her room? Sleeping? This is clearly some sort of alternate reality. As if there weren’t enough of those with these characters.

    1. gangler

      They couldn’t find her but you never know with Sal. She could be hiding anywhere.

  15. Uniqueantique

    So Billie is sober, and talking to Joyce nicely. At the foot of Sarahs bunk. And Sal is sleeping in her own room. Humm. Very odd.

    1. Raoullefere

      Yes, I expect Dottie to show up wearing a beard any time now, confirming we’re in an Alternate Universe, ah University.

      (I thought about awarding Ethan the beard, but he’d already got one a few strips ago.)

      1. Joebo

        I see what you did there.

  16. skeletonpiper

    Just keep it Staturday. It’s too fantastic to let it go.

    1. George

      Better yet, make a new storyline about the holiday of “staturday”. When it finally cycles out of the buffer we’ll all think you made up a new holiday just for the storyline!

  17. dusk

    If they didn’t want to waker her up, then they should yell

  18. Resne

    Lesser of two evils, I suppose.

  19. WhiteEyedCat

    Personally I like the Staturday, it adds a level of realistic-ness since nobody can be expected to pronounce all words properly after being woken up in the morning.

  20. Complex

    woah isn’t Sarah sleeping in Joyce’s bunk? Wasn’t Sarah spanking Joyce to get up the ladder into that bunk last night?
    WO/AH.

    1. David

      They both have bunks.

      1. TacosForever

        But are they in one bunk bed, or in two separate beds, both lofted? Now that Complex mentions it, I am slightly confused that they seem to both sleep in the top bunk.

        1. David

          there are no bottom bunks.

  21. Shen

    Why did Sarah wear lipstick to bed? Expecting a prince charming to come by?

    1. Yotomoe

      Sarah kissed a snowman when she was little and now has permanent advanced frostbite.

  22. Ryan Balis

    Billie looks lovely without her glasses on <3

  23. Suilean Dubh

    She just woke up, I think it makes sense that she’d garble her words.

  24. sonthedoctor

    Sarah has a weird and creepy boob shadow. It’s like she’s being felt up by a ghost.

    1. Kernanator

      They all have boob shadows like that. You just can’t see it.

    2. Yotomoe

      Casper got a little perverted in his later years.

  25. Rob

    What the………Dammit Willis, did Walky touch that boob or not!?

  26. skeletonpiper

    Noooooooo!
    STATURDAY!!!!
    (salutes with tears in eyes)
    You were a good word. Farewell letter.

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