Well great, now I need somebody to draw that nightmare fuel.
SgtWadeyWilson
How would one go about getting your nightmares?
Cuz’ I’m not the biggest Joyce fan, but that sounds like a pleasant stroll through the park compared to… well, about half the dreams I wouldn’t call nightmares.
Roborat
Check out Apricot Cookies.
N0083rp00F
mmm those are almost as too sweet as my date cookies.
Dina can probably make them work. Maybe Marcie as well.
Doctor_Who
Dina could be on the Jumbotron and no one would notice.
SgtWadeyWilson
Premise: Dina and Becky on the kiss cam, but everybody just thinks some crazy girl kissed the air. Adorably confounded headline over image that obviously also includes Dina, but less than half the cast actually notices Dina is there.
Steven Fisher
Dina and Marcie on the kiss cam. The couple behind them also kiss.
Eukon
Plot Twist: Dina isn’t actually being overlooked. She is actually part-invisible. Her and Dina go on a journey through time to save the dinosaurs and discover that her father is really…. JOHN CENA.
In the entirety of this comic very few people have acted sensible, and even then it’s pretty short lived until the plot takes them. It wouldn’t be very fun if nobody made mistakes, and everyone was nice to each other.
I’m pretty sure this is called the foot-in-the-door technique, right? Been a while since I covered it in Psych, but I dig it.
Joyce and Sarah are best sisters <3
It’s not an uncommon tactic in dealing with censors. If you start with something rather profane or obscene, you can whittle it down to appease them and get more than if you had just asked for that to begin with.
Similarly, “The Shape of Water” was pitched to be black and white, not because Del Toro actually wanted that, but so he could “compromise” on that detail while getting other demands met.
I remember my first time learning about this, with discussion of “The Beach” episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender. I can’t find an image of the “original” swimsuit outfits designed for the episode now, but they were pretty…damn. Pretty much no reason for them to be that sexy unless they were expecting to whittle it down.
Marisa Mockery
Google the Lake Titikaka song from Animaniacs. Even the WRITERS had no idea how that passed
I think Matt Stone and Trey Parker did that a lot with south park. Also a common tactic in negotiating your starting wage when looking for a job
segnosaur
I actually backfired on Stone/Parker once. When they were making the south park movie, they thought they’d run into problems with censorship at the MPAA. So, they deliberately added some rather crass humor/dialog that they thought would be objected to, that they could later cut out to make the movie they wanted.
But, the MPAA surprised them and accepted the scenes as-is. The result is that they made the movie dirtier than they actually wanted.
Nah, those shitehawks just do whatever they want, right out of the gate. They only backpedal and “compromise” after they’ve already done their damage. Even then, though, their backpedaling is done with the attitude of a petulant child, indignant that he can’t have six more cookies after he already ate fourteen of them. And then his “compromise” is to split those remaining six among himself and five of his friends, making sure to act as though he’s being extremely generous.
Sorry, I think I accidentally channelled Jim Sterling, for a moment.
Jason
Jim Sterling is an excellent person to channel on occasion. <3
…given the topic matter that was a little more innuendo-y than intended.
Most of the time, when people say, “there ought to be a word for that,” usually the example provided is something that is clever but not particularly necessary.
This is a word that English speakers like myself have needed, but we never knew we needed it. Until now.
Incidentally, it would be more grammatically correct to say ‘I am in kalsarikänni’ or ‘I am kalsarikännissä’.
Or maybe not, since Finnish and English grammar don’t mesh well.
Then again, we did get you to refer to sauna by our word for it without it sounding that painful, so what do I know.
I don’t.
Mostly because it’s winter right now and it’s COLD. There has to be a word for that in Finnish too, right? Like “drinking alone in a multitude of clothing”?
The group walked out of the map store as Danny recounted his tale of the mysterious girl and his newfound abilities.
Walky: So, you can summon someone to fight for you?
Danny: I guess so
Walky: Doesn’t that essentially make you a stand user?
Danny thinks about this for a moment
Danny: I don’t know…
Dorothy: Wait does this mean that you can’t use the uke without summoning her anymore?
Danny: Aw crap.
Billie: Woo!
Danny: Anyway, where are we supposed to go.
Joyce: Through those woods over there apparently.
Joyce points to a dark wood right outside the village.
Walky: eugh
Billie: You said it Walky.
And so, our heroes step into the wood and continue their quest.
Walky: Hey I was just thinking.
Dorothy: About what?
Walky: Aren’t you and Danny way more powerful than anyone else here.
Dorothy: Nah!
Walky: Well I have a sword I don’t know how to use, Billie has a hammer, and Joyce has a larger sword she doesn’t know how to use. Meanwhile you have a book that can allow, you to summon fireballs and who knows what else, and Danny can summon fucking gods!
Danny: Avatars of one god.
Walky: Whatever.
Dorothy: Don’t worry, besides I have four spells. The Books is mostly blank.
Walky: Really?
Joyce: What are they?
Dorothy: Let’s see here…Ignitus Fireballus, Electra Nimbus, Tempus Medicus, and Aurum Clipium. (note: a prize for anyone who can guess what they all do)
Joyce: Wait I hear something.
Billie: Probably giant spiders…
Dorothy: yeah
Walky: yep
Danny: Hope not, but probably.
Joyce: Please anything else, please be anything else.
Suddenly a majestic centaur appears before them. With dark black fur and a womanly face on a masculine torso.
Joyce: Woo, not spiders!
Centaur: What brings you here strange ones?
Joyce: Who are you?
Centaur: I am the one who feeds on misery. Fire is my blood and tears are my drink.
Suddenly the centaur starts to sprout hairy legs out of its sides and grows fangs out of its mouth.
Creepy Ass Centaur: I am the agent of Solis. Formed from the mating of a spider and horse. I am Equus Aranea!
177 thoughts on “Bargain”
Ana Chronistic
psst good magicians don’t reveal their tricks
motorfirebox
So… Joyce is an evil magician?
Arawn
Depends on what moral spectrum you’re judging from. =3 Attempted adultery fits.
Mr. Bulbmin
Is she the Dark Magician Girl?
MasakiSayz
Well great, now I need somebody to draw that nightmare fuel.
SgtWadeyWilson
How would one go about getting your nightmares?
Cuz’ I’m not the biggest Joyce fan, but that sounds like a pleasant stroll through the park compared to… well, about half the dreams I wouldn’t call nightmares.
Roborat
Check out Apricot Cookies.
N0083rp00F
mmm those are almost as too sweet as my date cookies.
FacelessDeviant
Or a bad one.
BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
Chaotic neutral, more likely
SomeDumbGuy
The issue is not whether Joyce is good or bad. From a moralistic standpoint she is Good. The remaining question, then, is – is Joyce a magician?
I believe Joyce is a Good Non-magician.
Ed Rhodes
No. An EVIL magician doesn’t leave anyone around to know that a trick was done;
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070115#.Wma8H0xFzmI
zoomer296
I’d say chaotic neutral. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/helping/
zoomer296
Ah used the wrong danged email.
Ozzi
Cough cough cough Penn and teller
Lawzlo
“ILLUSIONS”, Ana.
King Daniel
Psst, Sarah, there have been like zero successful instances in this comic of someone successfully sealing themselves off in those chairs
Cattleprod
I’m sure it happens, we just don’t see it because ‘someone sits quietly and is never interrupted’ doesn’t sound that interesting.
Keulen
Yeah those privacy chairs are not living up to their name very well so far.
tim gueguen
Dina can probably make them work. Maybe Marcie as well.
Doctor_Who
Dina could be on the Jumbotron and no one would notice.
SgtWadeyWilson
Premise: Dina and Becky on the kiss cam, but everybody just thinks some crazy girl kissed the air. Adorably confounded headline over image that obviously also includes Dina, but less than half the cast actually notices Dina is there.
Steven Fisher
Dina and Marcie on the kiss cam. The couple behind them also kiss.
Eukon
Plot Twist: Dina isn’t actually being overlooked. She is actually part-invisible. Her and Dina go on a journey through time to save the dinosaurs and discover that her father is really…. JOHN CENA.
It explains everything.
Safgaftsa
In half a semester they’ve only failed twice.
Mordecai
Hey, if anyone’s gonna try regardless it’d be her.
Lingo
If they’re supposed to be privacy chairs, then why are they in the LOBBY, Sarah
UniqueSnowflake2
Well, obviously we haven’t seen the people who successfully hid in the chairs.
poofdepoof
Aw 🙂
Seriously though, can Joyce go to the nurse already?
Doctor_Who
Just as soon as the comic changes its name to “Being Sensible of Age”.
Woobie
ha!
geno
In the entirety of this comic very few people have acted sensible, and even then it’s pretty short lived until the plot takes them. It wouldn’t be very fun if nobody made mistakes, and everyone was nice to each other.
Tempest
I mean, I’m sure someone could write a good comic under those restrictions. But the resulting comic wouldn’t be Dumbing of Age.
Ryek Hvek
Everyone could be as sensible as the heroes of a Hardy Boys style of juvenile fiction, and the title would become The Smarting of Youth.
SgtWadeyWilson
That sounds painful…
geno
There would be zero character development. Hell that’s basically a Chick Tract without the shitty morals
Cattleprod
Letting her read over your shoulder isn’t helping.
electriccombines
I’m pretty sure this is called the foot-in-the-door technique, right? Been a while since I covered it in Psych, but I dig it.
Joyce and Sarah are best sisters <3
Yumi
This is actually the door-in-the-face technique; foot-in-the-door is the opposite.
Needfuldoer
I’ve heard it both ways.
McBogue
Not to be confused with the foot-in-the-face technique, which I think Amazi-Girl has used from time to time.
Clif
It can be surprisingly effective.
Jamie
Foot-in-the-door is not going to be good for her toenail.
DailyBrad
It’s not an uncommon tactic in dealing with censors. If you start with something rather profane or obscene, you can whittle it down to appease them and get more than if you had just asked for that to begin with.
Similarly, “The Shape of Water” was pitched to be black and white, not because Del Toro actually wanted that, but so he could “compromise” on that detail while getting other demands met.
Yumi
I remember my first time learning about this, with discussion of “The Beach” episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender. I can’t find an image of the “original” swimsuit outfits designed for the episode now, but they were pretty…damn. Pretty much no reason for them to be that sexy unless they were expecting to whittle it down.
Marisa Mockery
Google the Lake Titikaka song from Animaniacs. Even the WRITERS had no idea how that passed
Roborat
Goodnight everybody.
Beef
I think Matt Stone and Trey Parker did that a lot with south park. Also a common tactic in negotiating your starting wage when looking for a job
segnosaur
I actually backfired on Stone/Parker once. When they were making the south park movie, they thought they’d run into problems with censorship at the MPAA. So, they deliberately added some rather crass humor/dialog that they thought would be objected to, that they could later cut out to make the movie they wanted.
But, the MPAA surprised them and accepted the scenes as-is. The result is that they made the movie dirtier than they actually wanted.
Jack Spade
And there’s me, the gamer, who knows this technique as “EA bullshit”.
Delicious Taffy
Nah, those shitehawks just do whatever they want, right out of the gate. They only backpedal and “compromise” after they’ve already done their damage. Even then, though, their backpedaling is done with the attitude of a petulant child, indignant that he can’t have six more cookies after he already ate fourteen of them. And then his “compromise” is to split those remaining six among himself and five of his friends, making sure to act as though he’s being extremely generous.
Sorry, I think I accidentally channelled Jim Sterling, for a moment.
Jason
Jim Sterling is an excellent person to channel on occasion. <3
…given the topic matter that was a little more innuendo-y than intended.
Passchendaele
Chances are Joyce already read the books. More than once. 😛
Tacos
Now will they also make a privacy cube?
Keulen
Damn that was more manipulative than I expected from Joyce. Fortunately she’s using it for good for now.
Dean
“So now we are sitting next to each other, oh no my shoe is falling off.”
kitty
here is kitty’s finnish word of the day!
kalsarikännit (drinking alone in underwear)
you know, that thing everyone does
have a nice day!
Marsh Maryrose
Most of the time, when people say, “there ought to be a word for that,” usually the example provided is something that is clever but not particularly necessary.
This is a word that English speakers like myself have needed, but we never knew we needed it. Until now.
Lingo
If water counts, then I am kalsarikännit right now.
the Nerdytimes
Incidentally, it would be more grammatically correct to say ‘I am in kalsarikänni’ or ‘I am kalsarikännissä’.
Or maybe not, since Finnish and English grammar don’t mesh well.
Then again, we did get you to refer to sauna by our word for it without it sounding that painful, so what do I know.
CoMa
I don’t.
Mostly because it’s winter right now and it’s COLD. There has to be a word for that in Finnish too, right? Like “drinking alone in a multitude of clothing”?
Remmington Steele
Meanwhile, in Finland …
Mr.J
Too cute. Gonna die.
Mr.J
Also apperantly i’m blowjob cat now. Neat.
Jess
Con…grats?
nothri
More like Con….cats! Who offer blowjobs. Get it? Cause he is one?
HeySo
Where’d the B in your name go?
SgtWadeyWilson
Obviously in nicknames of this sort it goes ‘designation’ ‘last initial.’ One can assume, with this knowledge, that the ‘B’ remains in his first name.
(The Cat part is like the Racoon part in Rocket Racoon. It merely means that he is a Racoon named Rocket, not that his last name is Racoon.)
Some1
Dungeons and Dumbing Part 4
The group walked out of the map store as Danny recounted his tale of the mysterious girl and his newfound abilities.
Walky: So, you can summon someone to fight for you?
Danny: I guess so
Walky: Doesn’t that essentially make you a stand user?
Danny thinks about this for a moment
Danny: I don’t know…
Dorothy: Wait does this mean that you can’t use the uke without summoning her anymore?
Danny: Aw crap.
Billie: Woo!
Danny: Anyway, where are we supposed to go.
Joyce: Through those woods over there apparently.
Joyce points to a dark wood right outside the village.
Walky: eugh
Billie: You said it Walky.
And so, our heroes step into the wood and continue their quest.
Walky: Hey I was just thinking.
Dorothy: About what?
Walky: Aren’t you and Danny way more powerful than anyone else here.
Dorothy: Nah!
Walky: Well I have a sword I don’t know how to use, Billie has a hammer, and Joyce has a larger sword she doesn’t know how to use. Meanwhile you have a book that can allow, you to summon fireballs and who knows what else, and Danny can summon fucking gods!
Danny: Avatars of one god.
Walky: Whatever.
Dorothy: Don’t worry, besides I have four spells. The Books is mostly blank.
Walky: Really?
Joyce: What are they?
Dorothy: Let’s see here…Ignitus Fireballus, Electra Nimbus, Tempus Medicus, and Aurum Clipium. (note: a prize for anyone who can guess what they all do)
Joyce: Wait I hear something.
Billie: Probably giant spiders…
Dorothy: yeah
Walky: yep
Danny: Hope not, but probably.
Joyce: Please anything else, please be anything else.
Suddenly a majestic centaur appears before them. With dark black fur and a womanly face on a masculine torso.
Joyce: Woo, not spiders!
Centaur: What brings you here strange ones?
Joyce: Who are you?
Centaur: I am the one who feeds on misery. Fire is my blood and tears are my drink.
Suddenly the centaur starts to sprout hairy legs out of its sides and grows fangs out of its mouth.
Creepy Ass Centaur: I am the agent of Solis. Formed from the mating of a spider and horse. I am Equus Aranea!
Joyce: Fudge me!
geno
That was fun to read. Don’t suppose someone has link to parts 1-3?
Roborat
Just got back a few pages, there has been one episode a day.
King Daniel