Never settle. There’s 8 billion people on this silly little planet, and one of them is bound to be exactly what you want. Or a murderer. It’s a coin flip.
See, I know nothing about what colours go together, but I distinctly remember being told that green and purple were a no-no unless you were a comicbook supervillain. Not that I listened.
I think Joe’s outfit looks fine, but then I also like Danny’s hat, so what do I know?
KiaStirling
saturation and brightness are key. if you have like lime green and fluro purple, gonna look a little 1970s Marvel. But a dark purple shirt and green jeans for instance is p good.
Yes, I remember how sex negative Walky and Dotty were. Amazigirl is very sex negative with her always being prepared for anything. Sal hates sex. Ruth and Billie have not fucked in public on a gay demon altar. Dina’s scientific inquiry into sex is clearly sex negative.
Danny’s joke about being on brand is less about being sex negative and more about continuing (and commenting on) literally the oldest ongoing joke/character dynamic in the multiverse that dates all the way back to the very first Roomies! strip.
Dorothy, Walky, Dina, Mike (rip), Joe, Amber, Ethan—minor characters like Sierra, who is poly with several others. These characters all seem pretty sex positive to me, or at least neutral. Danny is a prude, maybe, and Becky and Joyce are programmed to feel extreme shame. Sal and Sarah seem defensive about sex.
Dorothy has her issues about sex – mostly about know that as a woman with ambitions for public life, she’ll be judged on it.
Not sure why Danny would be a prude. He’s had sex dangling from a grappling hook.:)
The only signs he might be that I can think of are aimed at Joe and Joe canonically has issues about sex and women. Being concerned about Joe’s attitudes isn’t being sex negative or prudish.
Necessary disclaimer: Yes, Joe is improving drastically and he was never as bad as he presented himself. Nonetheless.
I dunno. How often do slipshines get published after the storyline in which they’ve taken place?
thejeff
I doubt it honestly.
We usually get more indication of the first time a new couple has sex.
Sirksome
Not all the time. I assume Walky and Amber had sex at least once based how astoundingly thirsty and attracted to each other they were, and most ever shown of them was implied dry humping and a few smooches. Asher and Jen have banged, we know this cause them possibly boning was used as a gag. I assume at this it’s very possible Jason and Ruth have shagged with how often he’s been seen in her room. Hookup don’t have to be shown every time, just because it’s a first time for the couple. Especially if it’s not a big deal like a possibly asexual dinosaur going Jurassic on her deeply repressed fundamentalist Christian girlfriend for the first time. Not every hook up is at that level. Sure Willis can de-confirm this if they want, but I chose to believe!
thejeff
You assume Walky and Amber, like you assume Sal and Danny.
Asher and Jen hooked up during the timeskip and how it happened is still backstory mystery, so that’s a very different situation.
They’re SKETCHES Danny boyo, that’s what a sketch is, a shitty quick drawing, just like the comic you’re in when it was new, which was like 269 years ago in internet years!
129 thoughts on “Beaming”
darkoneko
Well THAT sure was a mood whisplash
darkoneko
Really, thank you for that Danny
Lumino
Honestly, this is why Danny is Joe’s best friend. Best friends are the people who will be bluntly honest with you.
Like when Joe said Danny’s hat was straight. Lesson didn’t stick, but the effort was there.
Sporky
No one asked for a link to the strip but I just suddenly couldn’t rest until I found it so here it is
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/stufflikethis/
Decidedly Orthogonal
You! Are a scholar and a fine example of a human being!
Sharaku
Couldn’t find the scene but i’m reminded of that moment in Gravity Falls where Sooz mocks Lazy Susan’s makeup and Mabel and Wendy explode at him.
“He’s doing the best he can, Danny!”
Wizard
Season 2, Episode 7, Society of the Blind Eye
Ana Chronistic
prolly better than Douglas Reynholm’s tho
UrsulaDavina
He was no Truman Capote.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Maybe if he turned it off and on again?
Rose by Any Other Name
… is the Joyce pic in there? Is Danny about to see the Joyce drawing?
Leorale
Danny actually getting to talk about feelings with his bff, I want this for them.
anonymsly
Seconded! They need a good genuine non-toxic bro-down.
Needfuldoer
I’m torn between “this is how he tells Danny” and “he gave that one to her”…
shadowcell
Dumbing of Age Book 13: I Dunno If Your Good Mood Is That Warranted, These Are All Pretty Terrible
MacareuxMoine
Dumbing of Age Book 13: I Dunno If Your Good Mood Is That Warranted
that’s totally sufficent
Enaluxeme
Dumbing of Age book 13: I’ve spent the past hour in the presence of a naked woman.
Pablo360
Dumbing of Age book 13: Check Out My Sketches
Mark
So, a kind of anti-advertising?
BBCC
Sorry, alt-text, Danny has best friend ribbing rights. Beginner status or no.
Blume
The sweetness is giving me a tooth ache. Look how happy he is!
Taffy
Yeah but his happiness is probably “inherently predatory” or something equally stupid like that, so we’re not allowed to just enjoy it with him.
The Wellerman
SquidwardEverybody’sACritic.gif ?
Joe Moose
He’s trying, dangit. Be more kind.
Sirksome
Whelp I guess he can’t draw. The idea of the complete package is a myth. Learn to settle people.
The Oracle
Never settle. There’s 8 billion people on this silly little planet, and one of them is bound to be exactly what you want. Or a murderer. It’s a coin flip.
Proxiehunter
One of them is bound to be the murderer you want.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Finally a way outta this shit-hole.
Clif
That went dark fast.
Thag Simmons
Eh you’ve gotta start somewhere.
Nicoleandmaggie
Over-rating the Jeffepp comment below. (I do think it’s more underrated than over though).
jeffepp
“Plus, Joyce and I might be dating.”
“Who’s Joyce?”
Shade of Blue
Underrated comment.
Clif
It’s hard to rate it from above.
Johan
Joe needs a new hat and a blue art pad (blart pad) and then maybe Danny boy will accept him.
DailyBrad
It should be said, purple is a good color on Joe.
Enkrod
Color wise Joe has great fashion sense, the purple with that shade of green is just *chef’s kiss*.
The eggplant-shirt is just a walking dick-joke though…
Daibhid C
See, I know nothing about what colours go together, but I distinctly remember being told that green and purple were a no-no unless you were a comicbook supervillain. Not that I listened.
I think Joe’s outfit looks fine, but then I also like Danny’s hat, so what do I know?
KiaStirling
saturation and brightness are key. if you have like lime green and fluro purple, gonna look a little 1970s Marvel. But a dark purple shirt and green jeans for instance is p good.
alongcameaspider
So what are the odds he forgot to leave his Joyce sketch out of the stack he handed Danny
Steelbright
I was assuming he left it in on purpose…. But maybe communicating feelings with TWO people is a lot!
aww the cute
I kinda hope Joyce kept it.
Axel
High, but I was kind of hoping he gave it to Joyce
RassilonTDavros
Danny: professional Mood Killer
Huehuetotl
I kind of want to see the sketches too. I wonder if Willis did more of the model than the two partials we’ve seen.
V.gay.person
Triangle smile, meet trapezoid grin.
Not proud I had to google trapezoid to check I was referring to the right shape
Carla's #2 Fan
That’s what quick figure drawing is! They’re supposed to be kind of recognizable and not much more.
Suet
Joe’s infected with the Joyce Virus. Shame.
If everyone’s a critic, then I’m Jay Sherman
Sporky
Do you want us to buy your book?
Taffy
If a person didn’t want people to buy their book, they wouldn’t write a book in the first place.
Clif
Did you ever read “Steal This Book” by Abbie Hoffman?
Jamie
But are they better than your BFFs drawing from kindergarten, Danny?
C.T. Phipps
Everyone’s pretty sex negative in this strip except Roz.
Sirksome
Joe specifically can be pretty annoying though.
BOOSTER SHOT
Yes, I remember how sex negative Walky and Dotty were. Amazigirl is very sex negative with her always being prepared for anything. Sal hates sex. Ruth and Billie have not fucked in public on a gay demon altar. Dina’s scientific inquiry into sex is clearly sex negative.
Danny’s joke about being on brand is less about being sex negative and more about continuing (and commenting on) literally the oldest ongoing joke/character dynamic in the multiverse that dates all the way back to the very first Roomies! strip.
DailyBrad
I think it’s mostly since Danny’s been around him for a long time and is used to his shtick. Danny and Amazi-Girl certainly weren’t sex-averse.
Shade of Blue
Dorothy, Walky, Dina, Mike (rip), Joe, Amber, Ethan—minor characters like Sierra, who is poly with several others. These characters all seem pretty sex positive to me, or at least neutral. Danny is a prude, maybe, and Becky and Joyce are programmed to feel extreme shame. Sal and Sarah seem defensive about sex.
thejeff
Dorothy has her issues about sex – mostly about know that as a woman with ambitions for public life, she’ll be judged on it.
Not sure why Danny would be a prude. He’s had sex dangling from a grappling hook.:)
The only signs he might be that I can think of are aimed at Joe and Joe canonically has issues about sex and women. Being concerned about Joe’s attitudes isn’t being sex negative or prudish.
Necessary disclaimer: Yes, Joe is improving drastically and he was never as bad as he presented himself. Nonetheless.
Matthew Davis
I sure hope Danny doesn’t think Joyce was the woman in question. That would be zany, but…
Taffy
Danny, you fucked in a sound booth like 20 minutes ago. Brand or no brand, you’re the pervert here.
The Wellerman
Huh. Say Taffy, if that really did happen, wouldn’t we get a slipshine or at least a Tumblr pin-up by now?
Taffy
I don’t like to constrain myself with minor quibbles of that nature. The bun is in your mind.
Bryy
They’re right, you know.
Sirksome
They definitely banged. When the slip shine drops we’ll all pretend it was a surprise but we know the truth.
The Wellerman
I dunno. How often do slipshines get published after the storyline in which they’ve taken place?
thejeff
I doubt it honestly.
We usually get more indication of the first time a new couple has sex.
Sirksome
Not all the time. I assume Walky and Amber had sex at least once based how astoundingly thirsty and attracted to each other they were, and most ever shown of them was implied dry humping and a few smooches. Asher and Jen have banged, we know this cause them possibly boning was used as a gag. I assume at this it’s very possible Jason and Ruth have shagged with how often he’s been seen in her room. Hookup don’t have to be shown every time, just because it’s a first time for the couple. Especially if it’s not a big deal like a possibly asexual dinosaur going Jurassic on her deeply repressed fundamentalist Christian girlfriend for the first time. Not every hook up is at that level. Sure Willis can de-confirm this if they want, but I chose to believe!
thejeff
You assume Walky and Amber, like you assume Sal and Danny.
Asher and Jen hooked up during the timeskip and how it happened is still backstory mystery, so that’s a very different situation.
Ruth and Jason is a fair case.
Gash
They’re SKETCHES Danny boyo, that’s what a sketch is, a shitty quick drawing, just like the comic you’re in when it was new, which was like 269 years ago in internet years!
drs