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Better
Posted on October 17, 2014 by David M Willis

226 thoughts on “Better”

  1. Jen Aside

    The best part is secretly getting to cop a feel

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Billie: “Is that a Bible in your pocket or are you too happy to see me?”

      1. L33tmaster

        It was both 😉

      2. Jen Aside

        “No, it’s just the Book of Psalms, silly!”

        “Still waiting on that fat Jesus room…”

        1. saltchocolate

          It was First Peter.

        2. Drakey

          I… I love you. That’s a beautifully inappropriate pun.

        3. JacHunter

          Second.

      3. GoldStarz

        Joyce: I am happy to see you but what does that have to do with my Pocket Cross?

      4. Malchus

        Is that what they’re calling afterglow now?

      5. Cheryl

        Shes getting a hold of her two tablets if you know what i mean……Im going to hell arnt I….

      6. vangeln

        Jesus is happy too!

      7. Truk2

        No No no, I just have a couple of nickels in my pocket…

        They come in handy ya know

  2. Khaner

    KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!

    1. Doctor_Who

      “The names of the five children shall be Gillie, Tillie, Fillie, Millie, and Vanillie!”

      1. Hoodiecrow

        Meet Ruby and her BRuthas.

      2. Thasvaddef

        And their brothers Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur?

      3. Thasvaddef

        And their brothers Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur?

      4. Charlie Spencer

        Andi, Mandi, Sandi, and the twins, Candi and Khandi

    2. An Average Loser

      Are you alluding to what I think you’re alluding?

    3. JetstreamGW

      ~\o
      I see you come, I watch you go; you never seem to leave me, though.
      So is this love or hate? We’ll see…you’re makin’ me crazy!
      Inside my dreams, you’re all I see. Well, all I see is you and me.
      Lady, maybe, or host? I find I really don’t mind

      If I had to choose a rose, in this garden of romance,
      Maybe we could take this chance…maybe you’re my love! o/~

      1. JetstreamGW

        No I’m not posting the phonetic Japanese lyrics.

      2. Khaner

        And I would like to find
        A hand like yours to take mine
        And with just one kiss
        We could stop time
        And I’d fall in love with you
        Tomorrow’s far away
        Let’s place our hope in today
        Just you and me
        In a beautiful spring
        And we’ll always fall in love, again

    4. NaYa

      Thanks guys, now the song is stuck in my head and I want to watch it again.

  3. Vince

    There’s always room for fat Jesus. Or jello.

    1. Robin

      “Eat; this is my body.”

    2. Kirt

      Why use wine for the Eucharist when you can use JELLO SHOTS?!

    3. TheSpectre

      The fat Jesus balances out the two thin ones.

  4. otusasio451

    “The bread is my body. The wine is my blood. Both are extremely high in cholesterol.”

    1. Jen Aside

      “And then I did the last supper, and I gave them some wine and I said, drink this wine – it is my blood.”

      “You said what?”

      “I said, drink this wine it is my blood. I was trying to make it a ceremony.”

      “But that’s vampirism! Vampiric thing, drink my blood. You’ve got Pagan things right there on day one of the new religion!”

      “Oh, sorry.”

      “Why didn’t you say, drink this wine it’s a Merlot?”

      “Oh, yeah.”

  5. Khantalas

    So who will get artificially inseminated through the use of a magic super soaker?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      A turkey baster would work better.

      1. Airyu

        or, uh, adoption can be a thing.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Neopets don’t count as real children. 😛

        2. ShaggyDonahugh

          But Tomagachi’s do!

        3. Hoboturtle

          Oh… um… than I think I might be going away for child endangerment. Freedom was good while it lasted…

        4. Tunaro

          Am I the only person who owned a Digivice instead’a a Tamagotchi?

        5. Jen Aside

          I had a Tamagothi

        6. JacHunter

          I miss my Digivice…that was over a decade ago XD

        7. Airyu

          xD I didn’t say they needed to adopt a thing, I said adoption can be a thing.

    2. Morgauxo

      If only they could visit the Walkieverse

    3. JWLM

      Are these two ready for triplets, though?

  6. beege

    Only Joyce can be this inappropriate and this adorable at the same time.

    It’s her superpower.

    1. Airyu

      this.

  7. JQuire

    Holy crap, Joyce’s eyebrows have done come off!

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      …and they were never seen again…

      1. WeezerLuvr3030

        I would love it if the next comic she appeared in she was in a hospital bed with bandages over her eyes, her family gravely bedside her, praying, while the doctors searched for one or two donors. In another comic’s background, a collection can for Joyce is set in the main entrance to the dorms. Later on, Joyce is forced to justify the requisite blood and hair transfusion when she falls secretly in love with a fundamentalist Jehovah’s Witness. Only later still, we learn the new eyebrows are really cybernetic experimental eyebrows, but the nanotechnology that controls their expressions has been HACKED. And then when they are finally defeated and tossed into a volcano… They crawl back out. Then they get their own Slipshine.

        1. ninja_jesus

          “I didn’t pray for this.” – Joyce Jensen

        2. Kryss LaBryn

          That… is incredibly detailed.

        3. Robin

          Man, just wait until you read the slipshine.

          First, Joyce █████████ her lover, while he █████████████████████████████ next she touches his ███████████ and ██████████████████████ until █████████████████████ with a rubber duck ███████████████ chocolate ██████████████████████ “Twenty! Twenty!” █████████████████████████████ six inches of █████████████████████████████ big, juicy █████████████████████ George H.W. Bush ███████████████ Twitterfeed ███████████████████████████████ and it turns out he was a robot the whole time!

        4. Deanatay

          Whoa, lots of classified stuff in that fanfic.

        5. gwalla

          It’s a matter of national security.

        6. JWLM

    2. Deanatay

      Escape From Joyce’s Face
      the shocking new book
      by Joyce’s Eyebrows

    3. JWLM

      Oh, oh, eyebrow-beasts. I’ve missed you so much.

  8. ShaggyDonahugh

    Huh, someone teach me the art of lifting my eyebrows off my face please.

    1. ShaggyDonahugh

      Damn, done been beat to the punch

      1. Koms

        No but I really love it when that happens. And the eyebrows continue being levitated in the last panel. The secret is Wingardium Leviosa.

        1. ShaggyDonahugh

          “It’s LeviOHsa, not LevioSAA”

  9. Nono

    Can someone explain the joke this time?

    1. liahansen

      Joyce is oblivious and everyone talks funny

    2. Viktoria

      “Leave some room for Jesus” is a thing that gets said by teachers at dances as a way of complaining about kids standing too close to each other. Basically, stand like there’s a man between you and your partner, otherwise you are sinful slutty sinners. Note, you even hear this at public schools.

      Billie is saying it because it would appeal to Joyce, and get her to GET OFF HER BACK.

      1. timemonkey

        So they’re training all the kids for threesomes? The boy works the back, the girls works the front and Jesus comes again?

        1. Jen Aside

          I see what you did there

        2. Arkadi

          And it was good.

        3. saltchocolate

          And the evening and the morning were the first day.

        4. oldFart

          Oh you guys this is a great joke for an ex fundie like me. I needed the laugh, thanx.

        5. Arkadi

          *Thumbs up*

        6. Roborat

          And there was much rejoicing.

        7. pyrophobia

          I WOKE UP my fiancee to tell her this one.
          She normally is hard to wake up, not to mention her disliking it, but she laughed out loud and thanked me for rousing her to tell her your joke.
          Applaud yourself, sir/ma’am.

    3. sps48

      Chaperones tell dancers to leave the amount of space sufficient for someone the size of Jesus between each dancer, keeping inappropriate touching to a minimum.

      Billie wants more than that.

      1. Arkadi

        And Joyce will have none of it 😀

    4. Airyu

      when people dance close to each other, some Christians who think that is not appropriate will tell them to leave room for Jesus, like, leave space between them. So when Joyce hugs her, Billie is asking to leave a space between them, and she says “a very fat Jesus” implying a bigger space… it’s her way of saying “please stay away / no hugs.”

      1. Airyu

        Man, I hate that my internet is so slow that many other people will answer a post in the time it takes for mine to show up. ><;;

      2. Rutee

        Oh, I thought it was because with 5 kids there’s no room for jesus, and since Billie and Ruth will probably not have kids, there needs to be a very, very fat jesus there…

    5. L33tmaster

      What they said…. GO FAT JESUS

  10. Plasma Mongoose

    Buddha is like a fat Asian Jesus in a way, so…

    1. JessWitt

      Shoot, beat me to it.

    2. liahansen

      technically both Buddha and Jesus are skinny asian Jesuses. Jesi? Jesodes?

      1. WeezerLuvr3030

        Jesoids. Or Buddhagons or Siddharthahedrons if we’re merely talking geometry.

        1. StClair

          “For all problems, assume a perfectly spherical Jesus of constant density D.”

        2. cesium133

          “We’ve excited Jesus into the Fat state using a two-photon process. Fat Jesus has a lifetime of 33 microseconds, but briefly returns to the Fat Jesus state after decaying. Spectroscopy of the Fat Jesus state also revealed Fat Buddha, Fat Moses, and Fat Zeus resonances.”

    3. nothri

      Santa is like a fat Jesus except instead of dying for your sins he gives you presents. Honestly it seems like a better deal for all parties involved.

      1. Dean

        Fat Jesus is the party Jesus.

    4. David M Willis

      Jesus’ factory setting is Asian, but a lot of folks have upgraded him to White.

      1. Dakhran

        That’s not an upgrade, just an alternate setting – problem is, the “white” setting has errors which can lead to rampant bigotry and fanaticism, even torture and human sacrifice. Too many people seem determined on using the product in a manner opposite of the designer’s intent…

        1. pyrophobia

          +1

        2. Jan

          This comment, plus that avatar. Perfect.

        3. Deanatay

          Kinda like we use a bottle of Sprite and a roll of Mentos?

      2. khambatta

        Jailbreaking your Jesus may invalidate your warranty.

      3. bananarama

        I thought is Middle Eastern descent Asian? Not trolling, Google doesn’t have a straight answer.

        1. Morid

          Technically, I believe it would depend where you draw the line for “Asian” . The people of the Middle East at around 0AD were descended from three sources: The people of the Steppes via Turkey and Georgia, The people of the Fertile Crescent, and the occasional Greco-Roman-Egyptian heritage, from recent migratory waves, caused by drought, famine, and plagues.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          While the Middle East is located on the Asia continent, the Midden Eastern people are not as a rule not classed as Asian.

        3. Aris Katsaris

          As a racial term, I think “Asian” is typically used by Americans to mean East-East-Asian (e.g. Japanese/Korean/Chinese/etc), and by the British to means South-Asian (Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi/etc). I don’t think I’ve seen anyone use “Asian” to refer to the race of the peoples around Israel/Palestine, even though it geographically it belongs to Asia.

          As for whether the historical Jesus was “white”, from ancient descriptions we know that ancient Semitic peoples were whiter-skinned than the Egyptians, but I don’t know whether they’d be white enough to pass for what modern-day Americans consider “white”.

        4. Arkadi

          Geographically? Yes, the Middle East was traditionally considered a part of Asia. From a “racial” point of view, I think (?) most folks would classify historical Jesus as “Semitic” (duh) or “Mediterranean”, rather than Asian. Not that racial classifications ever made any sense, mind you…

        5. kelticat

          TYT has also classified Jesus and Saint Nicholas as Arab/Mediterranean. Cenk also thanked Fox News for calling him “white”.

  11. Raine

    I’m just saying… If Ruth carried the baby…

    Would she be nice?

    1. That Damn Rat

      Hmm, pregnancy can cause mood swings, due to fluctuating hormone levels as well as all the stresses it places on the body, so it would have a chance to ramp Ruth up to Turbo-bongoiness.

      1. EEWWW

        Like my ex…

      2. I.care.0

        So she would remain pretty much the same?

    2. Amazi-Stool

      More important: Who would be niece?

      As Billie treats Walky like a sibling, maybe the presidents daughter?

  12. liahansen

    where have I seen that Joyce face before?

    1. ShaggyDonahugh

      Probably in your nightmares, before she filtered you through her baleen grin along with the rest of the world.

    2. Maxy

      It was released as art a couple months ago on the Tumblr. I had it as my phone background for a while.

  13. alicemacher

    OMG Joyce. ^__^ <3

    1. Bagge

      Happy Joyce is adorable Joyce

  14. caesaria82

    OMG Joyce, calm down lol. Flying eyebrows, immediately followed by the return of the dreaded triangle grin, we’ve reached critical excitement mass.

  15. Emperor Kiva

    Then Billie drops the “I’m in love with Ruth” bomb, causing everyone to go crazy.

  16. Plasma Mongoose

    Am I the only one imaging that Joyce is poking Billie with her girl-boner in the last panel?

    1. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      No. No you are not the only one. The last panel contains much girl-boner.

      1. Emperor Kiva

        That’s because you’re both high

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          High on Life!

  17. Dean

    Is that really a side hug in the last panel? It’s more of a regular hug from behind.

  18. someguywithakatana

    Who you think you’re kidding?
    She’s the Earth and Heaven to ya!
    Try to keep it hidden.
    Honey we can see right through ya!
    Girl, ya can’t conceal it
    We know how ya feel and
    Who you’re thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinking oooooooooof

    1. someguywithakatana

      the Mary gravatar gives this an entirely different and unfortunate context…

      1. JWLM

        What do you mean? This is DoA — there are no unfortunate contexts.

    2. L33tmaster

      Aproved!

    3. pyrophobia

      It’s too cliché, I won’t say I’m in love

  19. L33tmaster

    Go fat Jesus save her from the love….
    Wait is that what fat Jesus does?

    1. ShaggyDonahugh

      “All life is suffering.”
      In a word, yes.

  20. Kernanator

    God, blushing Billie is way too cute.

    1. Bagge

      She looks… happy, relaxed and completely adorable

  21. newllend

    Funny how her question is “what are you going to name you kids,” instead of what’s his name.

    1. Jen Aside

      Joyce is a typical romantic: knows will be married some day and is just auditioning for the role of husband

      1. newllend

        Since she never watched a Disney movie before I think

        1. newllend

          The movie Frozen would be perfect for her.

  22. Kodra

    I look forward to Joyce trying to awkwardly maintain her positive outlook when she realizes Billie is in love with a woman.

    1. Catullus

      “…That is fantastic.”

      1. Kodra

        Yeah, that’s about right. I wonder if Mary will be the one to out Billie to Joyce.

    2. LeslieBean4Shizzle

      I eagerly await an answer to that question.

    3. Arkadi

      I eagerly await for the look on everyone’s faces when it sinks in that Billie is in lesbians with Ruth.

    4. Thomas64

      It shouldn’t come as a complete surprise to Joyce, given that the topic did come up at least once before…

    5. JWLM

      Actually, I’m not sure how hard it will be for Joyce — my sense is that we keep underestimating her fundamentally Christian outlook. For all her idiocies, she’s shown herself to be willing to confront the bigoted environment where she was raised and decide whether its tenets were good or evil.

      Look:
      Dorothy — Atheist
      Dorothy/Walky — unrepentant premarital hanky-panky
      Amber — “ex-girlfriends are not inescapably hatable”
      Ethan — gay, but now we know why she needs to be his beard

      Joyce is actually painted as quite an amazing young woman. , and, for her own good if not Becky’s, she’s changing blindingly fast, for the better.

  23. nothri

    I think that’s more a “Christian full nelson” than a Christian side hug.

  24. Catullus

    Things are getting better!

  25. Viktoria

    “Christian side-hug”? It looks more like a wrestling pin to me…

  26. Idon'tcarenomore

    God, throw a net on her. Joyce is freakin’ annoying.
    Billie is cute 🙂

  27. Emoroffle

    Joyce is going to be very disappointed. Though if she knew any science she could just recommend Ruth and Billie go with in-vitro egg to egg fertilization.

    1. timemonkey

      Yeah, disappointment is inevitable, she thought Billie would have better taste in women.

      1. Rutee

        Yes, this comic is just rife with good, responsible adults to bang, isn’t it?

        1. John

          Well, there’s Dorothy, and… um… uh……. Asma maybe?

        2. timemonkey

          Ruth is a self-destructive, depressed, suicidal, alcoholic. She’s pretty much the bottom of the girlfriend barrel, only Mary would be a worse choice. Why not hook up with Daisey? She’s into girls and her only character flaw shown is that she’s really sexually frustrated.

        3. John

          Also totally
          okay           with Billie putting the moves on her          .

        4. Rutee

          I’m pretty sure you know this, but daisy is also in a position of authority over Billie (or was), and was pretty blatantly making her uncomfortable with her horniness, like treating Billie’s harassment as schlick material. And just to get them out of the way, Mandy and Grace probably don’t have the maturity (or interest) in a poly relationship with Billie.

          Don’t let dislike of Ruth blind you to the fact that pretty much nobody in focus is particularly mature or datable by adult standards.

        5. Rutee

          Also, we’re talking about Billie. She’s only not suicidal on that list, and that’s only for now (pr hopefully ever). She should be avoided by nearly everyone with the same zeal you advertise for Ruth.

    2. Dragon

      But she doesnt know any science, so that’s off the table, unfortunately. I look forward to her reaction when she finds out who Billie is in love with. It will be hilarious 🙂

      1. pyrophobia

        Indeed. We are, after all, talking about the girl who called Billie her ‘hero’ for standing up to Ruth a.k.a. ‘that bully.’

      2. Emoroffle

        Joyce implosion is imminent.

    3. oldFart

      What, they can do that now? I am so…old. I thought they still needed sperm. After hearing about the recent development of turning skin cells into germ cells, I figured the next step would be to get a sperm from one woman to fertilize the egg of another. But if they can go egg to egg, none of that is necessary.

      1. Kryss LaBryn

        You can’t get sperm from women.

        But all you need is two sets of half-chromosomes, so they can take the chromosomes from one egg and implant them into the other egg. It’s pretty interesting, actually.

        1. Norj

          It’s now possible to turn adult stem cells into egg and sperm cells, but it has only been done with mice.

        2. Fit-to-freak

          I mean you can from some women but generally not cis women

        3. oldFart

          I was referring to recent research where they started with a skin cell and ended up with either a sperm or an egg, can’t remember which. I think I remember the germ cell could be the opposite of the donor’s naturally produced germ cells, i.e., sperm could come from women, eggs from men. Don’t remember the species of the subjects. They were saying it may eventually be used to treat infertility, but I remember thinking, “why not same-sex couples?” I may have remembered it wrong, and I do not feel like an involved Internet search.

      2. Arkadi

        No, they can’t o_O Dunno why Eromoffle said that. I mean, science is *getting* there fast, but it isn’t there just yet. It’s safe to bet that we’ll get to see it in our lifetimes, though.

  28. arank11

    Jennifer Jr, Wayne, David, and then the twins: Mary and Jon

  29. sun tzu

    I think that’s the happiest Joyce smile ever, and that’s saying something.

    1. NF

      “I think that’s the happiestscariest Joyce smile ever, and that’s saying something.”

      FTFY

      1. StClair

        I’m reminded of MegaTokyo, specifically the face that Yuki’s friend Asako made when she found out Yuki “liked” a boy (who, as we find out in the next strip, “everyone” but Yuki knew had been crushing on her for years).

        Gaze into the face of fear.

        1. StClair

          … bloody tags.

    2. Barf Ninjason

      Joyce is actually a pretty good fount of simple joy…

      1. Barf Ninjason

        ce.

  30. Malchus

    I want to feed on Joyce’s eventual shock and disappointment.

  31. boomwolf

    I’m now trying to imagine a fat Jesus… would they have to make the cross bigger?

    1. WeezerLuvr3030

      Communion pumpernickels instead of wafers.

      1. Deanatay

        Are they Scarlet?

      2. boomwolf

        I’ve had regular Communion Wafers, having them be actual pumpernickle would probably be an improvement

        1. JWLM

          My wife can’t have gluten. Communion is quite a production for her.

    2. Verdande

      Fat Jesus balances out the two skinny ones.

  32. ComicJoshe

    That alt text is so great.

  33. RavensLand

    Leave room for Jesus and put those eyebrows back where they belong young lady.

    1. WeezerLuvr3030

      …before somebody with velcro walks by and you never see them again.

  34. JessWitt

    Five kids, Joyce? Really?! Is this some kind of Christian thing?

    1. Yotsuyasan

      This should answer your question:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

      1. JessWitt

        And enlightened am I.

        1. Yotsuyasan

          Glad to be of service.

    2. Arkadi

      Maybe fundie girls are trained to extrapolate from the size of a woman’s hips or something?

      1. Bagge

        …or she comes from a big family and extrapolates from her own experiences, you know, like all of us do.

        1. Arkadi

          Maybe.

  35. DT

    Joyce unleashes her ultimate attack.. FULL NELSON!

  36. Verdande

    Of course there’s a fat Jesus! He balances out the two skinny ones!

    Unless it’s the other way around…I may need to rewatch some Monty Python.

  37. Jacob Newburn

    Oh my god xD. I remember in my baptist church, there where signs all around that told boys and girls to leave room for the holy spirit, and to have at least one bibles length between themselves.

    1. Kryss LaBryn

      So… Do the tiny pendant-versions count? 😉

  38. RED

    Heh fat Jesus
    And I wonder how Joyce will react when she finds out its Ruth….

    1. Jen Aside

      like the panel

      1. Jen Aside

        there was a “last” before “panel,” I swear

  39. NotPiffany

    Ok, Joyce is creeping me out in that next to last panel.

  40. Ray Radlein

    Why not just leave room for the Holy Ghost? It’s much more cozy.

  41. caramelundqueer

    Here’s that Ruth and Billie playlist I threatened to make: http://8tracks.com/amandaskankovich/until-the-end-of-everything/edit. It ended up being longer than I originally planned XD

  42. 1958Fury

    Ack! Panel 5 scary Joyce is going to eat my soul!

  43. Chris M

    How has no one linked this yet?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8w

  44. Lulu

    Oh boy, I can’t wait to see Joyce face when she will learn that it’s a girl and there can’t be any kids ^^
    At least this is not Shortpacked universe yet to do so.
    From other side I want to see Ruth acting like she is in love, 100% time more angry and bongoy to others.

    1. TheStranger

      Science says “yes, we can.” It’s just, y’know, expensive and not within the means of a couple college students.

  45. acher4

    Things are suddnly so nice…
    Why are things suddenly so nice?

    What is coming?

    1. Emoroffle

      Midterms.

    2. Robin

      Winter

    3. pyrophobia

      Mary.

      1. JWLM

        There’s no clear evidence that Mary gets off on tormenting other people. She’s probably no more than a sadistic psychop…

        Yeah… Nevermind

    4. StoryMagnet

      Valdez

  46. Bagge

    That’s good reporter instincts there, Dorothy. I’m pretty sure you will figure out who is the lucky person first. And yet again have too much power of another person (also, have your femurs targeted by Ruth which is never a good thing)

    1. Rutee

      …unless you’re Billie, then it’s a very good thing.

  47. Bill

    “side hug”.  I just discovered “Sister Claire” and had been binge-reading it.  The term “side hug” also appears in that comic as well.

  48. Volkai

    Days when I wish I never moved away from Bloomington, Indiana in 1992 (or any year between then and tomorrow.)

  49. Rutee

    I meant to say this before too, but I love that Dotty’s figured out the gist of it already. Billie’s so cute when she’s like this too; you know, when she’s not saying crazy shit like “hey let’s just forget about classes”. Actually that was kind of cute too, but also kind of ‘love makes you kinda Weird and dumb I keep forgetting’.

    Now to hope mai waifu doesn’t find this post.

    1. Bagge

      Happy Billy is adorable. It is almost like she doesn’t feel the need to be on the edge and fight everything for once

  50. Aris Katsaris

    Next Slipshine comic concerns a threesome and is titled “Joyce and Billie leave room for Jesus”.

  51. DogeofHipster

    Her eyebrows are doing the Joe thing

  52. chris73

    Even for Joyce that look is one out of the box.

  53. anonymous

    Alternate 4th panel:
    “Guys, she’s in a premarital hanky-panky relationship.”
    The following panels remain the same.

  54. Jackson

    Ironies from hell to breakfast.

  55. Crumplepunch

    http://i.imgur.com/qUhjIz0.gifv

    I was compelled.

    1. pyrophobia

      I… I can’t look away…

    2. Tenn

      BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE (blue-and-gold flying saucer enters from left) BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE (saucer splits in top and bottom half) BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE (Joyce is sitting in saucer, wiggling eyebrows) BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE (saucer halves recombine, starts to descend towards huge fortress with some kind of giant cross in front) BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE Bwee Bwee bwee bwee bwee bwee…

  56. anon

    Methinks Dorothy has already put two and two together, judging by those eyebrows.

  57. DiDi

    I never knew there was a way to tell a person that something was none of their business that didn’t sound assholish in some way. Just because of the phrase.

    But this comic seems to have done so.

  58. Aolbain

    And this is why Dorothy will make president by 2028

    1. John

      I’m pretty sure Dorothy’s still going to be in her freshman year of college in 2028. She might have made it to second semester by then.

      1. Aolbain

        If my plans comes through (they require both me and Willis living forever) they’ll all have graduated by the heath death of the universe.

  59. Evoker Of Code

    I have decided to post a list of the people who I imagine voicing Dumbing of Age characters, because why not.

    Dorothy- Tara Strong as Twilight Sparkle

    Joyce- Kristen Schaal as Mabel Pines
    or Arleen Sorkin as Harley Quinn

    Ruth- Alison Pill as Kim Pine

    Danny- Jason Ritter as Dipper Pines

    Sal- Ashleigh Ball as Applejack

    Carla- Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley

  60. Yarrr

    In love? That’s so sweet. Maybe she actually is, that’s cool I didn’t know Billie that depth to her.

    1. Arkadi

      She’s definitely in lust, and that alone is adorable enough (I mean, look at that second and third panels. D’aww, gurl!) Love? Would be sweet, yeah. We’ll see ^^

  61. syd

    it is just unreal how much air those eyebrows are getting

  62. Aolbain

    I’ve done Joyce’s job for her: Mary-Bob, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Stern.

    1. Yotsuyasan

      Drop one Wayne and add a Garth! 🙂

      1. Emperor Kiva

        Awesome

  63. Richard Cardenas

    http://jw-jeong.deviantart.com/art/Do-You-Believe-in-Jesus-327131630

    The instant I saw that last line, I had to.

  64. Eisog

    Why do I sense storms on the horrizon Willis?

  65. Mada

    Really? Nobody’s pointing out the fact that Joyce appears to be lifting Billie there?

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