Don’t, don’t, don’t let’s start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you’re my precious little girl
But don’t, don’t, don’t let’s start
I’ve got a weak heart
And I don’t get around how you get around
This is the worst gambit I have ever seen. This gambit makes David Xanatos cry to even consider it’s in the same category as something he’d come up with.
Joyce, hon, I know you’re probably tired of everyone questioning your stated preferences, but checking out Carla and wanting your legs to look their best for Dorothy are just adding fuel to the fire.
I will say for two adamantly straight girls this whole masturbation lesson plan seems pretty gay. Like is Dorothy planning on watching Joyce? Is it gay to watch your bestie get off?
And somehow some commenters think these two are completely straight. This plan is so gay I’m surprised Becky hasn’t spontaneously appeared.
Sajuuk-Khar
Becky and Dina are off-panel, aghast at how bad of a first gay experience Dorothy has planned. They want to intervene, but it’s like watching a car crash.
khn0
I first read “car wash” and was forced to pause to consider what if it was about toy cars that stayed in pockets before remembering that there’s no kid here whose pockets need to be emptied of toys.
Needfuldoer
Gotta give Walky credit, he empties his pockets before laundry day.
Felian
we don’t actually have proof for that. Have we ever seen him do his laundry?
I’ve definitely masturbated in the same area as friends without it meaning that we were in any way sexually inclined toward each other. It was a completely physical thing that we laughed about while we were doing it. I would include more context that might help explain why this made sense at the time, but I fear that some people would get judgy.
I’m willing to gamble that Joyce is too much of a self-insert for Willis to do a slipshine featuring her. I don’t mean this in a negative way, just an observation based on 16 years* of reading his comics.
That said, I wouldn’t gamble much.
*oh god I need to go lie down
Sajuuk-Khar
I don’t think that’s quite the case…? Like, all the cast are very close to his heart and also he’s drawn Joyce lewds before, Joyce explicitly has sexual desires for Joe, there’s SOMETHING going on twixt her and Dorothy, I think it’s only a matter of time before Joyce is in a Slipshine.
THAT BEING SAID, it would be a huge weird surprise to me if this particular scenario ended up with her in a Slipshine. I think that’s decidedly unlikely and a lot of people would take issue with it.
Laundry machines are such a rip-off. If my dormitory was anything to go by, you’d probably get a better “dollars per orgasm” rate from an actual prostitute.
I was super hopeful it was mostly going to be descriptive conversation and like a *nudge nudge wink wink* if you’re ever *alone* in the laundry room you can sit on a dryer and it feels good
I feel like she could’ve bought Joyce a non penetrative vibrator and it would achieve the same goal.
Rose by Any Other Name
Bullet vibe. Those ones that look like easter eggs. You can get a decent one for like $20 on sale.
Rose by Any Other Name
Sorry, meant to also add – she should do that for BETTER results.
I mean, everyone’s built different, but I do not see how vibrations upon her lower vulva is going to do a damn thing for her clit. Even with thighs pressed tightly together, I can’t imagine she’s get more than a light buzz where it counts – nothing close to orgasm levels.
Then again, I know that I use my own experiences to judge what is and is not realistic when I write porn, so perhaps this is based on actual testing. As noted above, everyone is built different, so maybe this works for some people. **shrug**
The best vibe we’ve purchased so far is one of those tiny little ones with the super soft plastic and a bunch of different settings and patterns, and I’m not even sure it wasn’t just a freebie thrown in as a bonus for a larger purchase. Little purple thing is a godssend.
zee
Hell even a shit one will get the job done once, get the point across
DailyBrad
She would have, but I am sort of seeing this as a proof of concept.
If she likes this, then you get the bullet vibrator.
Felian
I think this is the most low-key way to ease Joyce into it.
It took me ages after getting out of sex-negative indoctrination to actually be able to *touch* myself. That doesn’t mean i didn’t masturbate, but ways to do it without undressing and without direct touch can be easier.
Easier to cheat than to actually full-on sin (the whole concept of using loopholes not to sin is utter bs, but it’s how fundy christians get by…. or get off)
Oz
Honestly I think it’s Dorothy tricking Joyce into a position that Joyce has no reason to avoid (because she has no idea of the sex culture around driers, just as I didn’t before reading the comments on the last few strips, thank you all) but that might work regardless. I wonder what she will do next. Distract Joyce with a theoretical review of masturbation while she waits for the trick to work?
Nothing says safe, sane, and consensual like abusing your mother figure status with your autistic friend to make them ride a public dryer *full of someone else’s clothes* while in her panties where anyone can walk in and watch her possibly orgasm against *their* consent.
Laura
Yeah.
Joy
Why are people calling Dorothy Joyce’s mother figure that is nonsense nonsense nonsense. They acted like a married couple in the fall and literally pretended to be one recently.
Taffy
People are taking the term “mom friend” too literally.
Oz
Wull I too am squeaky on the public place thing but on the Joyce consent thing, I think that was settled last strip? She was very verbal on agreeeing to this
People seem eager to ignore this because they want these two to be gay more than anything, but Dorothy has a power and control/obsessive dynamic with Joyce that makes this whole scenario feel like a train wreck in slow motion to me.
Completely agree. Dorothy’s obsession and control/anger when her attempt to exert that control is met with resistance (ie Joyce still wanting to date/sleep with joe) makes me really uncomfortable. D thinks she has the right to insist Joyce make only the choices she seems correct. This also seems to have gotten worse since Joyce’s possible dx. (Which happens all the time…the infantilizing of people with certain dxs). Especially given Joyce’s background surviving sexual assault this is at best inconsiderate and at worst predatory and potentially giving Joyce the message that her body is at the command of others. (And not in a fun consensual way) true Joyce did consent but the power dynamic and angry response that Dorothy had when Joyce tries to exert some boundaries makes that consent not quite consent. (Because there may be fear of the emotional backlash of the other person if she says no).
Shade of Blue
Very well put. People seem to think you can’t have an uneven power dynamic without an institutional power structure.
This is 100% NOT about “helping Joyce,” it’s about how Dorothy feels. And this is explicitly laid out when she brings up Joe.
Yeah as soon as she said it I thought Dorothy was going way to far on this Joe thing. It’s especially uncomfortable that she’s pushing Joyce into doing this knowing what happened to her first semester.
428 thoughts on “Bigger”
Ana Chronistic
she’s actual size but she seems much bigger to me
[later: Sarah walks in with a book titled “57 Varieties of Ketchup“]
Decidedly Orthogonal
I guess Joyce is in for…
some dry humour. ?
(Y’all thought I was going with “a while dried.”)
True Survivor
I guess this is where we add another relevant pun, but I’m coming up dry.
Keep your pants on, I’ll come up with something eventually.
Queen Anthai
Honestly I prefer a dryer sense of humor
bengrue
I think the dryer will invoke new humors!
Owlmirror
If the dryer works as intended, Joyce will get wetter.
Counterintuitive, but there you go. Or there she comes.
/whatami,twelve?
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Not that counterintuitive really – a towel gets wetter the more it dries, as well. 😉
Some Ed
Yes, but that would make Joyce the actual drier, and she isn’t.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
So then really – if the dryer works then it’ll get wetter, and Joyce as well! And that means she will have be cum one with the dryer!
Oz
Would you say this drier might turn a saint into the sea?
Decidedly Orthogonal
Joyce may not understand what’s happening, yet. But I’m reasonably sure it’ll come to her.
Delavan
She might be Giant(s)?
thejeff
What are we going to do unless she are?
Shadowsnail
Don’t lets start. This is a slippery slope.
Hof1991
Don’t, don’t, don’t let’s start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you’re my precious little girl
But don’t, don’t, don’t let’s start
I’ve got a weak heart
And I don’t get around how you get around
The Wellerman
From Willis’s brain to your eyeballs! Behold! Dororthy’s Gambit!
I’ll go make popcorn! ???
*plays “Race for Sweets” from Adventure Time” on hacked muzak*
Stephen Bierce
You can actually HEAR a Muzak in a laundry with all the machines going? 😀
The Wellerman
I said hacked muzak. I didn’t say how I hacked it. ?
Decidedly Orthogonal
They’re hacked too, to synchronize with the bass line.
The Wellerman
Computerized laundry machines? They have those?!?! ?
Mark
It’s a university. With an engineering school. What do you think those folks do? study all day? (See “internet Coke machine”)
Doctor_Who
Then considering what they’re about to be used for, maybe we could do the girls a solid and swap out the muzak for some dubstep on this occasion.
Sajuuk-Khar
This is the worst gambit I have ever seen. This gambit makes David Xanatos cry to even consider it’s in the same category as something he’d come up with.
Fred
I dunno. Either way, there’s Drama for our entertainment, so he wins again.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
It’s not a Xanatos Gambit. It’s not even a Batman Gambit. Face it, it’s more of a Chief O’Hara Gambit. 😛
Hof1991
Its a Gambit gambit. And he’s the worst.
Decidedly Orthogonal
What!? No. The wurst is german, and Gambit is Cajun.
“Look at dis here. I be the thief, chere…and there you go off stealin’ my heart.”
–[Gambit](https://www.angelfire.com/scifi/nextx/quotes2.htm)
Doctor_Who
Joyce, hon, I know you’re probably tired of everyone questioning your stated preferences, but checking out Carla and wanting your legs to look their best for Dorothy are just adding fuel to the fire.
Sirksome
I will say for two adamantly straight girls this whole masturbation lesson plan seems pretty gay. Like is Dorothy planning on watching Joyce? Is it gay to watch your bestie get off?
deathjavu
And somehow some commenters think these two are completely straight. This plan is so gay I’m surprised Becky hasn’t spontaneously appeared.
Sajuuk-Khar
Becky and Dina are off-panel, aghast at how bad of a first gay experience Dorothy has planned. They want to intervene, but it’s like watching a car crash.
khn0
I first read “car wash” and was forced to pause to consider what if it was about toy cars that stayed in pockets before remembering that there’s no kid here whose pockets need to be emptied of toys.
Needfuldoer
Gotta give Walky credit, he empties his pockets before laundry day.
Felian
we don’t actually have proof for that. Have we ever seen him do his laundry?
Twitcher
Is this going to lead into an unusually clinical, nonerotic, aromantic Slipshine, I wonder?
Electric
“aromantic”
AbacusWizard
cut to Becky staring off into space and muttering something about sensing a great disturbance in the Force
anonymsly
Dorothy plans to scowl, judge Joyce, and repeat ‘this is for Anyone But Joe’ over and over.
Meagan
I’ve definitely masturbated in the same area as friends without it meaning that we were in any way sexually inclined toward each other. It was a completely physical thing that we laughed about while we were doing it. I would include more context that might help explain why this made sense at the time, but I fear that some people would get judgy.
Kyrik Michalowski
Indeed, this might very well Joyce discovering she likes girls too. I’m hoping this gets steamy and the result being a slipshine.
shellshockbp
I’m willing to gamble that Joyce is too much of a self-insert for Willis to do a slipshine featuring her. I don’t mean this in a negative way, just an observation based on 16 years* of reading his comics.
That said, I wouldn’t gamble much.
*oh god I need to go lie down
Sajuuk-Khar
I don’t think that’s quite the case…? Like, all the cast are very close to his heart and also he’s drawn Joyce lewds before, Joyce explicitly has sexual desires for Joe, there’s SOMETHING going on twixt her and Dorothy, I think it’s only a matter of time before Joyce is in a Slipshine.
THAT BEING SAID, it would be a huge weird surprise to me if this particular scenario ended up with her in a Slipshine. I think that’s decidedly unlikely and a lot of people would take issue with it.
Amós Batista
Adding it to her blushing all path from her room to laundry.
Sirksome
Okay now I’m a little iffy on this.
Doctor_Who
Right? Bad plan, Dorothy.
Laundry machines are such a rip-off. If my dormitory was anything to go by, you’d probably get a better “dollars per orgasm” rate from an actual prostitute.
Bix
I was super hopeful it was mostly going to be descriptive conversation and like a *nudge nudge wink wink* if you’re ever *alone* in the laundry room you can sit on a dryer and it feels good
But like….this is too much
Sirksome
I feel like she could’ve bought Joyce a non penetrative vibrator and it would achieve the same goal.
Rose by Any Other Name
Bullet vibe. Those ones that look like easter eggs. You can get a decent one for like $20 on sale.
Rose by Any Other Name
Sorry, meant to also add – she should do that for BETTER results.
I mean, everyone’s built different, but I do not see how vibrations upon her lower vulva is going to do a damn thing for her clit. Even with thighs pressed tightly together, I can’t imagine she’s get more than a light buzz where it counts – nothing close to orgasm levels.
Then again, I know that I use my own experiences to judge what is and is not realistic when I write porn, so perhaps this is based on actual testing. As noted above, everyone is built different, so maybe this works for some people. **shrug**
The Wellerman
Yeah, she’s probably gonna need extra help from something (or someone) to finish the job. ?
Mr D phone posting
*bonk*
Horny jail for you
ButWhyASpoon
*Pays the Bail*
Taffy
The best vibe we’ve purchased so far is one of those tiny little ones with the super soft plastic and a bunch of different settings and patterns, and I’m not even sure it wasn’t just a freebie thrown in as a bonus for a larger purchase. Little purple thing is a godssend.
zee
Hell even a shit one will get the job done once, get the point across
DailyBrad
She would have, but I am sort of seeing this as a proof of concept.
If she likes this, then you get the bullet vibrator.
Felian
I think this is the most low-key way to ease Joyce into it.
It took me ages after getting out of sex-negative indoctrination to actually be able to *touch* myself. That doesn’t mean i didn’t masturbate, but ways to do it without undressing and without direct touch can be easier.
Easier to cheat than to actually full-on sin (the whole concept of using loopholes not to sin is utter bs, but it’s how fundy christians get by…. or get off)
Oz
Honestly I think it’s Dorothy tricking Joyce into a position that Joyce has no reason to avoid (because she has no idea of the sex culture around driers, just as I didn’t before reading the comments on the last few strips, thank you all) but that might work regardless. I wonder what she will do next. Distract Joyce with a theoretical review of masturbation while she waits for the trick to work?
GholaHalleck
Nothing says safe, sane, and consensual like abusing your mother figure status with your autistic friend to make them ride a public dryer *full of someone else’s clothes* while in her panties where anyone can walk in and watch her possibly orgasm against *their* consent.
Laura
Yeah.
Joy
Why are people calling Dorothy Joyce’s mother figure that is nonsense nonsense nonsense. They acted like a married couple in the fall and literally pretended to be one recently.
Taffy
People are taking the term “mom friend” too literally.
Oz
Wull I too am squeaky on the public place thing but on the Joyce consent thing, I think that was settled last strip? She was very verbal on agreeeing to this
JBento
NOW?
Thag Simmons
look it’s not called Smarting of Age
Shade of Blue
People seem eager to ignore this because they want these two to be gay more than anything, but Dorothy has a power and control/obsessive dynamic with Joyce that makes this whole scenario feel like a train wreck in slow motion to me.
Steve C
Willis specializes in slow motion train wrecks.
Opus the Poet
Even the Slipshine comics are slow-motion train wrecks with fewer (or no) clothes.
Eromer
Completely agree. Dorothy’s obsession and control/anger when her attempt to exert that control is met with resistance (ie Joyce still wanting to date/sleep with joe) makes me really uncomfortable. D thinks she has the right to insist Joyce make only the choices she seems correct. This also seems to have gotten worse since Joyce’s possible dx. (Which happens all the time…the infantilizing of people with certain dxs). Especially given Joyce’s background surviving sexual assault this is at best inconsiderate and at worst predatory and potentially giving Joyce the message that her body is at the command of others. (And not in a fun consensual way) true Joyce did consent but the power dynamic and angry response that Dorothy had when Joyce tries to exert some boundaries makes that consent not quite consent. (Because there may be fear of the emotional backlash of the other person if she says no).
Shade of Blue
Very well put. People seem to think you can’t have an uneven power dynamic without an institutional power structure.
This is 100% NOT about “helping Joyce,” it’s about how Dorothy feels. And this is explicitly laid out when she brings up Joe.
Beef
Yeah as soon as she said it I thought Dorothy was going way to far on this Joe thing. It’s especially uncomfortable that she’s pushing Joyce into doing this knowing what happened to her first semester.
crow
Its the focus on Joyces thighs for me.
Also I dont get what she means about Carla.
Fart Captor
She means booba
Buli-Buli