Nothing against the rug from Aladdin, it’s a pretty righteous dude, but I get the feeling it would be awfully… chafe-y…
Reg
Don’t worry. It’s magic.
N0083rP00F
… and silk … not that camel hair stuff …. ouchies ….
NightmareWarden
Look either you get a rough and scratchy carpet which you can’t slip off OR you get a rug that cannot handle the vicious weather conditions and the weight of a couple people.
Joe isn’t shown being manipulative or coercive. He just liked fucking ladies who like fucking him.
Yotomoe
What lady wouldn’t? He’s JOE.
Aras Pabedinskas
Leslie.
Aras Pabedinskas
Well so far we have yet to see him actually hit on a lady, except Joyce and I forget how that went because I have yet to do another read through of the archives, so we have no clue how he goes about his way.
RECAP: Joyce dated Joe and hired Mike to punch Joe in the face if he got too ‘forward’, the date didn’t go too well.
Yotomoe
It went great for Mike.
Mr. Random
Everything works out great for Mike. He’s Mike.
Jackson
Can’t be that great. There’s still happiness in the world.
DapperAnarchist
It seemed… normal. They talked, a date was arranged due to mutual assumed interests (for Joe, sex, for Joyce, marriage), date failed, Joe was angry about being punched, not about any failure to have sex.
163 thoughts on “Binary”
Jen Aside
and how many new STDs, Joe? =p
Baroncognito
I’m betting Joe’s careful enough not to have picked up any.
Baroncognito
I mean, just because you have sex a lot and you’re adventurous doesn’t mean that you’re stupid about it.
Led
True… Besides, this is Joe we’re talking about. He prolly has some kind of multidimensional alien power of being immune to them
Mr. Random
I think Joyce is frustrated that Joe might have something to offer her…
StolenProperty
In his wrinkle? its just a sign that it grows 0_o
Neospector
Joe doesn’t have a wrinkle, he has a canyon.
Plasma Mongoose
I believe Joyce is worried about developing wrinkles.
Resne
When you spend so much time starch-pressing your white linens any hint of color is a threat
GoldStarz
Wrinkles? Nah, she’s gonna shatter.
Wonder Wig
In Joe’s case, hopefully that glorious tapestry wont turn out to be an aids quilt.
Plasma Mongoose
+1 LIKE
Aras Pabedinskas
YOUR AVATAR IS CURRENTLY DAPHNE WEARING VELMA’S SWEATER! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?
Plasma Mongoose
Actually today’s grav is Ringo Tsukimiya from the anime Uta no Price-sama, a crossdressing singing idol.
Aras Pabedinskas
But you see it, right?
Plasma Mongoose
Kinda.
AJBulldis
Crossdressing, you say?
So it’s actually Shaggy in Velma’s sweater.
DapperAnarchist
And Daphne’s wig.
Izzy
And Freddy’s boxers?
And old man Jenkins’ shoes?
Lamachine
And he would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids…!
Makkabee
Jinkies!
motorfirebox
This is why I read the comments.
Nono
Was a tapestry involved in one of those positions?
Yotomoe
He had sex with a tapestry.
DrunkenGator
…and something tells me the wants it back…
DrunkenGator
Lemme try the HTML again…
…and something tells me the Kinsey Institute wants it back…
Mr. Random
His children shall be recreational Van Gogh recreations.
Skull025
The Tapestry is actually a well known sexual position. It involves two bottles of Sake and the magic rug from Aladdin.
But, if you plan on actually getting off, god help you.
AgentKeen
Nothing against the rug from Aladdin, it’s a pretty righteous dude, but I get the feeling it would be awfully… chafe-y…
Reg
Don’t worry. It’s magic.
N0083rP00F
… and silk … not that camel hair stuff …. ouchies ….
NightmareWarden
Look either you get a rough and scratchy carpet which you can’t slip off OR you get a rug that cannot handle the vicious weather conditions and the weight of a couple people.
Yotomoe
Joe is the best role model.
Plasma Mongoose
PUAs think Joe is a rightous dude.
Jackson
Joe isn’t shown being manipulative or coercive. He just liked fucking ladies who like fucking him.
Yotomoe
What lady wouldn’t? He’s JOE.
Aras Pabedinskas
Leslie.
Aras Pabedinskas
Well so far we have yet to see him actually hit on a lady, except Joyce and I forget how that went because I have yet to do another read through of the archives, so we have no clue how he goes about his way.
Plasma Mongoose
RECAP: Joyce dated Joe and hired Mike to punch Joe in the face if he got too ‘forward’, the date didn’t go too well.
Yotomoe
It went great for Mike.
Mr. Random
Everything works out great for Mike. He’s Mike.
Jackson
Can’t be that great. There’s still happiness in the world.
DapperAnarchist
It seemed… normal. They talked, a date was arranged due to mutual assumed interests (for Joe, sex, for Joyce, marriage), date failed, Joe was angry about being punched, not about any failure to have sex.
maxh
He does, however, suggest getting Joyce drunk to have sex with her.
DapperAnarchist
Oh crap yeah, I didn’t re-read first… Ok, that was creepy. But realistic, frankly.
Tristan J
I’m both genuinely moved by Joe’s observation and desperately hoping Joyce explodes at him next strip because that would be funny.
Yotomoe
I think her literally exploding would also be funny.
Wack'd
Nah, that’s what we have Dina for. 😛
Mr. Random
I think she’d show up, stare, and explode, because she felt she had neglected her duties.
Yotomoe
But it’s never funny when Dina does it.
AsimovSideburns
It may not be funny, but it’s the best she can do.
piemanpie24
I like how this shows the character development of Joyce. Earlier in the comic, she’d be slightly horrified at what Joe said. Now she’s just angry.
Jackson
Just slightly? In response to a remark like Joe’s, I’d think three-weeks-ago Joyce would be staring blankly ahead in soul-shocking dumbstruck horror!
Jon P
And confused, to boot! “How can there be different… positions?”
Luzahn
Aw, now I’m actually interested in why Joyce isn’t doing Horror Face.
I’d guess she expects this sort of thing from Joe. It’s not a mind-breaking revelation to learn that Joe likes the sex.
WebComicGeek11
There probably would have been and exclamation of : “PRE-MARITAL HANKY-PANKY!”
timemonkey
I’m going to believe he picked up a couple from Danny.
Yotomoe
Like the “Whine”, the “Oblivious idiot” and of course the “Please be gentle!!!”.
ninja_jesus
As long as he never uses the “Dan”, because apparently Daning things into the ground is a big turn-off.
Mal
He learned the DHAEI (Dry-Hump-an-Elvis-Impersonator).
Sporky
Joyce’s expression in the last panel is aces.
Vivvav
Your avatar is aces.
Totz the Plaid
Doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah…
Yotomoe
A-GENT P!
Aras Pabedinskas
DOOFENSCHIRMTZ EVIL INCORPORATED!
AsimovSideburns
Doof-enshmirtz Contin-uing ED CLASS!
timemonkey
Yeah Joyce, people like things you don’t, someday you’ll have to learn to live with it.
Rex Hondo
For Joe, life is a glorious Tap-it-stry.
some bad dude
Can’t be unseen. Joe you punny bastard.
Kernanator
As always, Willis, your facial expressions are superb. That is the perfect supressing-the-urge-to-murder-everyone face.
JepMZ