Like that old pro-reading PSA campaign. I think it was Ad Council?
Billboards up all over NYC. Pictures of sexy couples in suggestive poses in libraries.
And then, using the “got milk?” white font on black background, it read:
“got brain?”
…Lasted a while before anyone told the ad campaign funders what “getting brain” was slang for. And how it related to milk.?
Then those ad billboards and full-page photo spreads came down REAL quick!
I’m just glad jennifer is still going to therapy honestly
maybe they’ll get to “I fake-but-sort-of-really-left my boyfriend as a power move out of frustration that he reminded me of this other guy stopped being a source of drama and now he’s dating someone else” eventually
Not always. A notable exception would be Einstein’s.
cbwroses
I did not know that.
Interesting.
HueSatLight
Einstein had two lobes. He had an atypically large corpus callosum, it’s unknown if it’s a cause of, effect of, or incidental to his intellectual achievements.
Reminds me of an episode of Cheers where Sam and the guys were perving out over Rebecca’s butt. When Sam asks Woody what he thinks, Woody says he averts his eyes whenever Rebecca bends over. When the guys call BS, Woody basically says, “No, I really do… I’m a leg man.”
I honestly think that would be so good for Jennifer too, help her internally normalize her ‘geeky’ interests instead of stigmatizing them, accept a part of herself she mocks/ignores/rejects, etc.
So basically, either she keeps putting it off despite really wanting it out of leftover religious guilt, or else she jumps on him within the week and THEN ends up wracked with leftover religious guilt. Honestly, having once been in her shoes, I could easily see it going either way.
thejeff
She’s already given him a handjob and that didn’t seem to bother her much. They’re gonna do it and she’s gonna be fine. The guilt will probably show up, but it’s not going to be that bad.
ian livs
That’s true, but fundamentalism places so much emphasis on PiV sex as The Bad Sinful Thing. I was fine after lesser stuff and then felt like shit after “the real thing” (despite enthusiastic consent all around). Idk, it doesn’t make sense but that’s the point, I guess
150 thoughts on “Brains”
NGPZ
one way or another, Joyce gonna give him brain :p
Michael Steamweed
That’s using your…brain.
Laura
Like that old pro-reading PSA campaign. I think it was Ad Council?
Billboards up all over NYC. Pictures of sexy couples in suggestive poses in libraries.
And then, using the “got milk?” white font on black background, it read:
“got brain?”
…Lasted a while before anyone told the ad campaign funders what “getting brain” was slang for. And how it related to milk.?
Then those ad billboards and full-page photo spreads came down REAL quick!
Laura
Oh, BTW, NG,
You were asking about options to emigrate. There’s a Reddit thread with links to various possibilities:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmerExit/comments/urwlbr/a_guide_for_americans_that_want_to_get_out_of/
Freezer
It’ll be the bestest, smartest brains of his life.*
* Not beceaue of any skills Joyce may or may not have, but the fact that it’ll be Joyce-brand brain.
Sirksome
Is Joe a zombie?
Thag Simmons
Heya Joyce it’s Joe, from the dorm wing down the hall.
Laura
???♂️
???
Freezer
All I wanna do is motorboat your brains…
ValdVin
I’m not unreasonable, I’m not gonna motorboat your eyes.
UrsulaDavina
Obviously yes, why he be talking about going nuts over big uncovered ?.
RassilonTDavros
You say that, but literal mindfucking doesn’t even crack the Top 20 weirdest fetishes that I’ve encountered on the internet.
Steamweed
That pineal gland is some hot, hot stuff!
Lysbeth
Get ready for some hot pituitary action!
NGPZ
alien parasite here, can confirm :p ^^
Nono
He does wear a lot of green, like the zombie in Monster Prom.
Puppeteer Nessus
Or Shaggy from Scooby-Doo
John Campbell
We’ve never seen Joe and Shaggy at the same time…
JessWitt
Fitting, considering all of Joe’s talk about “brains”.
Thag Simmons
Good faces in this one.
Clif
Last panel. Is Jennifer buying it?
shadowcell
ah, another omniuseful panel
Michael Steamweed
4th panel or 5th panel? I love them both.
Dara
Jennifer, I feel your “ugh” at the rampant apparent heterosexuality, but I assure you: there is hope. xD
Michael Steamweed
Which part is bothering her more: the “hetero” or the “sexuality”?
Thag Simmons
Almost certainly the sexuality
Michael Steamweed
Them getting all hot and bothered over each other’s lobes.
Dara
ah yeah definitely the sexuality, I mean, I am freely choosing to project here
xD
Dara
AAAAAGH WHY CAN’T I QUOTE THE STRIP BACK AT IT
that’s hilarious
anyway panel 3
TWICE
we get to hear about joe and going and something and nuts
and it’s like joe, please xD
mindbleach
Alllll we wanna dooo is– bit early for the first of May.
jflb96
They don’t need to wait for the first of May, they’re indoors
Michael Steamweed
Poor Billifer. From frying pan to fire.
JA
Huuuge…tracts of brains!
Yeet
I’m just glad jennifer is still going to therapy honestly
maybe they’ll get to “I fake-but-sort-of-really-left my boyfriend as a power move out of frustration that he reminded me of this other guy stopped being a source of drama and now he’s dating someone else” eventually
HueSatLight
The twins (lobes).
True Survivor
They are mostly fat.
Dara
talking of the twins, here, I fixed something earlier today
Yumi
Yeah, I’d freak out about seeing a loved ones uncovered brains too.
jflb96
Yeah, it’s unhygienic. You need to get a tarp on that, stat.
cbwroses
The best option would be if the removed skull section is still intact; then you could pop that back into place Hannibal Lector style.
Nono
Huh, and here I thought Joe would be a butt man.
Guess it’s all about that brains, no tushie.
Sirksome
They do say the brain is the butt of the head…..They don’t say that.
cbwroses
It does kinda have a butt crack, tho.
NGPZ
Not always. A notable exception would be Einstein’s.
cbwroses
I did not know that.
Interesting.
HueSatLight
Einstein had two lobes. He had an atypically large corpus callosum, it’s unknown if it’s a cause of, effect of, or incidental to his intellectual achievements.
cbwroses
His anaconda don’t want none if she ain’t got brains, hun.
NGPZ
well, earthling brains are over 70% fat, and nice and squishy, so I do see where he’s coming from 😛
Freezer
Reminds me of an episode of Cheers where Sam and the guys were perving out over Rebecca’s butt. When Sam asks Woody what he thinks, Woody says he averts his eyes whenever Rebecca bends over. When the guys call BS, Woody basically says, “No, I really do… I’m a leg man.”
Spriteless Aunty
Cant talk about you, can’t talk about us, what do you want to talk about?
Joyce have you ever seen star wars? Let’s get you a new interest that is popular. Yeah.
anonymsly
I honestly think that would be so good for Jennifer too, help her internally normalize her ‘geeky’ interests instead of stigmatizing them, accept a part of herself she mocks/ignores/rejects, etc.
Shadowsnail
Step 1: Cosplay as Darth Talon
Step 2: Alice sees that she has changed
Step 3: ???
Puppeteer Nessus
I like that Joyce is actively clutching.
Icalasari
Well, that’s hilarious mental imagery
Taffy
Hottest Jennifer panel ever, at the end there. Like, holy fuck. I’m looking so disrespectfully.
zee
Yeah, fair. Hot strip tbh
Reltzik
These two are not convincing liars.
Clif
Practice makes perfect.
Sirksome
I’m starting to wonder how long these two can go without fucking. Like I don’t think they’ll last another week at this rate. Maybe not even a day.
MeghanTheDreamCrusher
Next strip they just start ripping each other’s clothes off right in the cafeteria
Sirksome
Designated sex area.
Skewbrow
At some point. Soon. DamnYouWillis will simply cut to their pillow talk. Then the story moves on.
Nono
Joe starts cooking more and more Mac and cheese to distract himself.
Joyce gets more and more into her life drawing.
Flash forward 5 years where Joe is a Michelin chef and Joyce is a famous artist.
They still haven’t gone beyond third base.
Teddae
This is incredibly funny
Reltzik
Joyce can be weirdly resilient in her hangups, and she’s got a lot of hangups about sex.
ian livs
So basically, either she keeps putting it off despite really wanting it out of leftover religious guilt, or else she jumps on him within the week and THEN ends up wracked with leftover religious guilt. Honestly, having once been in her shoes, I could easily see it going either way.
thejeff
She’s already given him a handjob and that didn’t seem to bother her much. They’re gonna do it and she’s gonna be fine. The guilt will probably show up, but it’s not going to be that bad.
ian livs
That’s true, but fundamentalism places so much emphasis on PiV sex as The Bad Sinful Thing. I was fine after lesser stuff and then felt like shit after “the real thing” (despite enthusiastic consent all around). Idk, it doesn’t make sense but that’s the point, I guess
Joy
Hehe heh heh
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