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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 12, 2023 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    coming soon: the Adventures of Briscoe County, Jr.Quad

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      November 12, 2023 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

      also an advantage of atheism

      services held at “whenever the fuck I feel like getting up”

      (also, no mandatory services)

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        November 12, 2023 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

        Atheism: at least we get to sleep in on Sundays.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          November 12, 2023 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

          Not if you’re an idiot who works in the restaurant industry, you don’t. At least I work at 8 instead of 7 like my other 4 days.

          • Kazuma Taichi
            Kazuma Taichi
            November 12, 2023 at 11:11 am | # | Reply

            nah, when I worked in the restaurant industry I didn’t get up until noon

            of course that also meant I was working until 2 or 3

          • Mravac Kid
            Mravac Kid
            November 12, 2023 at 11:16 am | # | Reply

            You only work 5 days? Proper burgeoisie, that is. :p

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              November 12, 2023 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

              A little, honestly. It helps that I am quite good at my job and I maintain all the filters that I leave at the door when I hop on this website.

              But yeah, I do recognize that I’m lucky to be where I am. Had a really really really bad kitchen manager this year who almost got me to quit and I don’t think I’ll ever have a job this good again.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          November 12, 2023 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

          Not when there’s a dinosaur game to be made :p

          • clif
            clif
            November 12, 2023 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

            I hold that sleeping late is a perfectly valid way of worshipping.

        • ktbear
          ktbear
          November 12, 2023 at 1:34 am | # | Reply

          Not when your mothers dogs insist on being fed at stupid o’clock.

          • azrael
            azrael
            November 12, 2023 at 8:44 am | # | Reply

            It’s my cats who would start a riot if not fed at 3am. Once they get used to it, they never forget a feeding time.

            Asphalt life.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            November 12, 2023 at 9:19 am | # | Reply

            Just do the tennis ball trick but with their food. Act like you’re pouring it but secretly have the bag where it’s already been the entire time, and then act like the dog is just being dumb for not noticing the food you definitely poured.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            November 13, 2023 at 4:07 pm | # | Reply

            We free feed our pets. so as long as there is food in their bowls, all is good.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          November 12, 2023 at 9:54 am | # | Reply

          “At least”?!? Dude, that’s one of many, mamy, benefits. Support charity of choice, no mandatory tithing, no paedo-priests, no fake-nice social posturing, no hell-fire or eternal damnation, no worrying about picking the wrong side, no proselytizing, no mandatory hate, AND we can still celebrate holidays BUT we get to pick and chose all our favourites and only do the parts we like.

          It’s like winning at the sport of winning.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            November 12, 2023 at 9:55 am | # | Reply

            No spell check if we don’t feel like it… ?

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        November 12, 2023 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

        Don’t even have to study any scriptures.

      • Furie
        Furie
        November 12, 2023 at 2:34 am | # | Reply

        Give freely of your time and time you shall not have. Take gladly of your bed, and bed you shall be glad of.

        Furie – 3:16

    • Allen Alberti
      Allen Alberti
      November 12, 2023 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

      i loved that show!

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        November 12, 2023 at 9:43 am | # | Reply

        Just here today to follow the Briscoe County Jr. thread. How has Fox started and killed so very many great shows? They even tried – earnestly – to kill the Xfiles. Thanks be that they failed.

        Pity that not only can chins not talk, they can’t murder t.v. execs either. ?

    • Psychie
      Psychie
      November 12, 2023 at 11:31 am | # | Reply

      It is worth noting, for those unaware, that Briscoe is one of the furthest dorms away from Read on the campus, with, to my knowledge, the new Persimmon dorms being the only ones further. Read is toward the southern extreme of the campus, and Briscoe is on the northern extreme, so he’s basically telling her to commute all the way across campus in the snow while wearing that dress, lol. The buses are almost certainly not running at that time, and even if they were I don’t believe there is a direct line from Read to Briscoe, so there’d be significant walking and/or standing at bus stops regardless. I don’t expect her to drive there, and I don’t expect her to have much luck getting an Uber at that time in that weather. Walky basically picked the single least convenient place to send her without being too implausible, and I’m here for it!

      We’re talking around a half hour’s walk under GOOD walking conditions, with snow it’s likely closer to an hour or more.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        November 12, 2023 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

        She’s got a corporate Zoomr (not to be confused with Zoomer) account, probably can get one on-demand.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 12, 2023 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Carla (24 hours later, checking map): I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      November 12, 2023 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

      This made me smile. Thank you.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      November 12, 2023 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

      “Hoboken!? Oooohh, I’m dying again!”

    • Queen Anthai
      Queen Anthai
      November 12, 2023 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

      Careful. David Zaslav might come in here and delete that comment for a tax break.

      • Jahu
        Jahu
        November 12, 2023 at 1:15 pm | # | Reply

        Ouch. True, but ouch.

    • BadRoad
      BadRoad
      November 12, 2023 at 1:31 am | # | Reply

      Carla *does* have strong Bugs Bunny energy.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      November 12, 2023 at 2:18 am | # | Reply

      Carlamari dama-cy-y-y-y-y

      –Dave, avoiding bringing the naruto references in

  3. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    November 12, 2023 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    I sure hope he ain’t really earnest about going to Church.

    Because if he does go AND what he said to Carla turns out to be a lie, he’s gonna have TWO things to bite him today O_O

    • Dara
      Dara
      November 12, 2023 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

      yeah watch it turn out that he’s right lol

      except she’s literally never there double lol?

      • Jo_Cubstar
        Jo_Cubstar
        November 12, 2023 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

        That would be hilarious

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        November 12, 2023 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

        Jennifer would be mad he was right, so appropriate gravatar is appropriate.

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 12, 2023 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

      well it was his idea, tho i can imagine him telling lucy “hey let’s just skip today and just chill” unless lucy is super serious about not skipping

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 12, 2023 at 11:45 am | # | Reply

      Jesus is going to return, to bite Walky for what he did to Carla. What’s the second one?

  4. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    November 12, 2023 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Walky is going to wake up tomorrow in the Amazon, right?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 12, 2023 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

      DoA is a more realistic webcomic than Shortpacked, so Walky is going to wake up in the nearest Amazon Fulfillment Center.

      All fun and games until he asks where the bathroom is and starts a riot.

      • JR
        JR
        November 12, 2023 at 1:18 am | # | Reply

        Oh, that would be deliciously meta.

        • Carla's #2 Fan
          Carla's #2 Fan
          November 12, 2023 at 3:46 am | # | Reply

          No Facebook’s crimes against humanity are different

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            November 12, 2023 at 8:43 pm | # | Reply

            And innumerable to boot.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 12, 2023 at 8:40 am | # | Reply

        He’ll be tied up in a shipping crate on its way to Abu Dhabi.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      November 12, 2023 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      By drone instead of a flying car, but yes.

  5. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    November 12, 2023 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    As someone who knows next-to-nothing about IU beyond what comes up in this comic I have absolutely no idea if Briscoe Quad is even a real thing.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      November 12, 2023 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

      Google returns a real place. I remember Willis at one point saying that he had to change some dialogue because he was about to drop an actual room number where a real person probably lived and even though it would have been completely incidental he still felt weird about it.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        November 12, 2023 at 1:04 am | # | Reply

        Sal’s room, iirc. She said it was in the student directory, instead of just saying her room number like a normal person. In the alt-text, Willis knew it was kinda clunky, but didn’t want to specify somebody’s actual room.

        Why do I remember these things, I don’t even remember some of the places I’ve lived.

        • Ray Radlein
          Ray Radlein
          November 12, 2023 at 1:31 am | # | Reply

          He could have simply used a nonexistent room number? Like “430” on a floor where the room numbers only go up to 425, or some such?

          • asmodai
            asmodai
            November 12, 2023 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

            And risk someone noticing that he wasn’t referencing a real place? I bet that’s a big no-no!

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            November 12, 2023 at 8:17 am | # | Reply

            Or room 555.

            • Decidedly Orthogonal
              Decidedly Orthogonal
              November 12, 2023 at 9:46 am | # | Reply

              You can’t use the exchange. That’s the street number. 1212 is the room number.

              • Decidedly Orthogonal
                Decidedly Orthogonal
                November 12, 2023 at 9:47 am | # | Reply

                p.s. It’s a party line.

          • Mark
            Mark
            November 12, 2023 at 5:13 pm | # | Reply

            Not Room 222?

            • Slartibeast Button, BIA
              Slartibeast Button, BIA
              November 12, 2023 at 7:18 pm | # | Reply

              This strip *would* be improved by more Karen Valentine, yes.

              • Weatherheight
                Weatherheight
                November 12, 2023 at 11:43 pm | # | Reply

                Donkey is old enough to both recognize and approve of this sentiment.
                Two hooves up.

                • Ray Radlein
                  Ray Radlein
                  November 13, 2023 at 2:46 am | #

                  Welp, earwormed by the theme song now

                  AGAIN

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          November 12, 2023 at 1:41 am | # | Reply

          I remember insane details like that sometimes.

          Did you know the only blindspot on an Andalite is directly on top of their head between their eyestalks?

          • crys
            crys
            November 12, 2023 at 1:05 pm | # | Reply

            ive learned a new animorphs fact?? u made my day

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              November 12, 2023 at 3:27 pm | # | Reply

              Normally I’m all for works being in their original format, because I hate that it takes getting a movie/TV series to “legitimize” it, but that is a series that needs a goddamn revival and full series adaptation. Get KA Applegate on the writing staff (no ghost writing the finale, come on), throw a million billion dollars at it, and bring back one of the best “kids in a warzone” trauma-fest that’s ever been put to paper.

  6. Jonah Sanville
    Jonah Sanville
    November 12, 2023 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    crossing my fingers walky magically guessed it right, cause how perfect would that be??

    • Dara
      Dara
      November 12, 2023 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      and then he’s all like “oops I accidentally did Carla a solid, nothing now but arch her I guess”

      (“Can you arch someone with nachitos?” “First we gotta figure out how to make Night Guy into a supervillain”)

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        November 12, 2023 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

        What’s arch? Google doesn’t help.

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          November 12, 2023 at 2:26 am | # | Reply

          Until proven otherwise, I am going to assume it is the present-tense verb for firing an arrow. Thus making an archer “one who arches.”

        • Dara
          Dara
          November 12, 2023 at 2:44 am | # | Reply

          To arch-enemy a superhero. I finally watched The Venture Brothers movie tonight. xD

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            November 12, 2023 at 5:23 am | # | Reply

            verbing weirds language

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 12, 2023 at 1:21 am | # | Reply

      well, 50/50 on it working out but also amusing if the ppl that were getting ready for the morning all fawned over carla anyways or so, but is a chance to introduce potentially new/more charas

  7. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    November 12, 2023 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I feel like Walky just made a powerful enemy. Their battle will be legendary.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      November 12, 2023 at 5:34 am | # | Reply

      Poor Walky, caught in between Carla and Booster’s drama.

  8. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    November 12, 2023 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    I feel your pain Walky; I remember being forced to go to church, and hating it. Fortunately I haven’t been in a church in over a decade.

    • Jo_Cubstar
      Jo_Cubstar
      November 12, 2023 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

      I just went for the first time in decade a few weeks ago… for a funeral, and it was such a strange experience

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 12, 2023 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

      Perhaps at least he can have some amusing *discourse* with the Pastor there?

      Life give you lemons, make lemonade.

      • clif
        clif
        November 12, 2023 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

        Upgrade your lemons to lime.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          November 12, 2023 at 8:44 am | # | Reply

          Then put it in the coconut.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            November 12, 2023 at 2:18 pm | # | Reply

            And shake it all up! :p

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 12, 2023 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

      considering he turned back around i hope he would be heading to the showers first rather than going under dressed lol if not lucy dressing hjim up again

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 12, 2023 at 9:19 am | # | Reply

      He’s not being forced to go though. Makes a difference.
      I volunteered to keep my girlfriend company a few times in college. It certainly didn’t inspire a conversion or any need to regularly, but it wasn’t a horrible experience.
      Would have hated being forced to go every week, but as an occasional thing it wasn’t that bad.

  9. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 12, 2023 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Try to not fall asleep during the service. Well, I hope you don’t snore.

  10. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 12, 2023 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Look at the bright side, Walky. Lots of churches have coffee, which implies coffee.

    … served AFTER the service. Huh.

    … do they WANT people to sleep through the sermon? I don’t think they want people to sleep through the sermon, but it almost sounds like they want people to sleep through the sermon.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 12, 2023 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      *lots of churches have coffee HOUR, which implies coffee. Durp.

    • Dara
      Dara
      November 12, 2023 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

      rather have people falling asleep during the sermon than leaving to pee during the sermon I suppose?

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      November 12, 2023 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Back when I still let my mom try to indoctrinate me there was a break between “Sunday School” and the main service where people would get coffee in the church kitchen.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 12, 2023 at 2:34 am | # | Reply

      Meh. I don’t drink coffee to wake up. If I need something to perk me up that means I should still be asleep.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      November 12, 2023 at 6:37 am | # | Reply

      “Well, I seem to have lost my place… so I’ll start over.”
      “Aw, for the love of crumb cake!”

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      November 12, 2023 at 12:50 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve admittedly only gone to church, like, a dozen times in my lifetime, but based on my limited experience, I’d say it’s because churches are more about community than anything else, so encouraging people to stick around and chat after the service is more important than keeping people awake during the service. People who really really want to pay attention to the service will find ways to do that on their own, and those who don’t can just soak up the good vibes at first and then wake up all the way afterwards with the help of coffee, snacks, and gossip.

  11. Osopescado
    Osopescado
    November 12, 2023 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Walky get’s up at an ungodly hour to go to church. The irony is lost on his sleep deficient neurons.

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 12, 2023 at 1:28 am | # | Reply

      wouldn’t every hour be considered godly to those who believe? 8D; that said, i’m sure some preiests are busy in their day to day lives but i wouldn’t be surprised if there was some 24 hour church or a place that holds sermons every say, 3 hours bc even on sundays there might be ppl working and woudln’t have time even if htey wanted to /want a 9-10 pm service

  12. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    November 12, 2023 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Does Charlie even go to this school or was she visiting BOOSTER?

    Mike’s ghost might know.

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      November 12, 2023 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

      She does have the same gender studies class as Carla, Jennifer, Ruth, and Becky so I hope she goes to this school.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 12, 2023 at 8:17 am | # | Reply

      she’s enrolled in a class so probably

  13. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    November 12, 2023 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    In Earnest? I thought you were in [blank]

    I thought you were in [blank]

    (Match Gamr music, sounds of CNR using a marker)

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      November 12, 2023 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Has Walky finally realized The Importance Of Being Earnest?

      • clif
        clif
        November 12, 2023 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

        Dead Earnest.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        November 12, 2023 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

        that’s pretty wilde

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 12, 2023 at 8:46 am | # | Reply

      He won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain.

  14. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    November 12, 2023 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    What church they going too that starts that early? He and Lucy gonna help with setup or something?

    • Masumi
      Masumi
      November 12, 2023 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

      Plot twist: it’s 10am, Walky and Booster just sleep in.

    • Bash
      Bash
      November 12, 2023 at 2:26 am | # | Reply

      I think some places have an 8am service, which would mean getting up at 7. That’s pretty early for a college student, who likely stays up late.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 12, 2023 at 3:28 am | # | Reply

      It’s winter in Indiana. Sunrise isn’t until something like 8 AM. If services start at 9 and he plans to shower and dress up and then walk to Lucy’s place first and then have some breakfast with her then, yeah, he probably needs to be up before the sun.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        November 12, 2023 at 7:16 am | # | Reply

        Ah. You can’t convince me he’s acting this tired and it’s after 7am, let alone after 8am which isn’t even early. He had to go to school before right. I know college typically lets you set your own schedule but morning classes still exist and even Booster is acting like this is some unreasonably early hour.

        • asmodai
          asmodai
          November 12, 2023 at 8:33 am | # | Reply

          It’s a sunday… to most students, 11am on a sunday is too early! Got to catch up on all the sleep they lost because of staying up late while having morning classes the next day!

        • Tan
          Tan
          November 12, 2023 at 4:24 pm | # | Reply

          Our best guess for the current date is January 23. Sunrise on that date in Bloomington Indiana is 7:59am. And it looked an awful lot like sunrise in the first panel 4 strips ago: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-14/02-its-the-love-i-havent-got/knockknockknockknockknockknock/

          (Sunset is 5:56pm, if you’re curious)

    • Bittersweet
      Bittersweet
      November 12, 2023 at 9:14 am | # | Reply

      Most churches I went to growing up had 7 am or 8 am services, and every once in a blue moon when my mom would randomly decide we were doing church again, it was always the earliest service possible. I wasn’t very fond of waking up at the crack of dawn when it was still dark out (because we’d have to drive 30-40 minutes in Houston traffic) to go to this random church only to be told that I was going to hell for listening to Katy Perry in passing while on the bus. Especially since they used to just promise me play-dough time while they rambled on about Jesus.

      Inevitably what would happen was my mom would eventually leave the decision of if we went to church up to me and the answer became always “Nnnoooo, I prefer sleep.” I didn’t even know Protestant churches did communion until I was 25 despite having been a Christian until 23.

      Basically, early morning services suck.

  15. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 12, 2023 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Joyce and Billie
    Takes place after that one comic strip about wanting to crawl in her shirt and be safe and warm forever.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      November 12, 2023 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Son.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        November 12, 2023 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

        Do you still not take commissions? That gif deserves more frames.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          November 12, 2023 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

          I can’t say I DON’T take commissions. I’m just VERY selective.

          • Schpoonman
            Schpoonman
            November 12, 2023 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

            So I just took another look and a few things I noticed after just reading dialogue and bluescreening like Joyce. All the unsound effects (“anime bounce”, incredible) and the title of the tab (billie_bounce.gif). Doing god’s work and I hope whatever commissions you do take pay like a muddytrucker.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              November 12, 2023 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

              There’s a very specific sound I imagined that bounce making and I couldn’t think of any other way to put it than “anime bounce”
              Like that deep bassy timpany drum sound.

              • Schpoonman
                Schpoonman
                November 12, 2023 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

                Heh, like Jennifer is just a walking One Piece episode.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 12, 2023 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

      ??? I have no words. Magnificent work, Porn Lord Yoto.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 12, 2023 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

      I believe somewhere on this server there’s already a file called yotomoe-billieboobsjoyce.png

    • Dday
      Dday
      November 12, 2023 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

      So like tomorrow your gonna animate some motorboarding right i mean that is clearly a given

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 12, 2023 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

      to be fair a nice hug with soft boobs can be comforting in a non sexual way too

      https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1871 being a powerful narcotic 8D;

      But woo

      • PirateTawnee
        PirateTawnee
        November 12, 2023 at 1:47 am | # | Reply

        There are over 5000 strips in that webcomic, and yet I know exactly which one that link goes to just from the words “powerful narcotic”.

        Sometimes, *sometimes*, I like my brain.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      November 12, 2023 at 1:38 am | # | Reply

      Chef’s kiss.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      November 12, 2023 at 6:54 am | # | Reply

      I’d say the literal descriptor anime bounce is too brazen, but it’s exactly what Billie is going for.

    • milu
      milu
      November 12, 2023 at 7:24 am | # | Reply

      On the one hand it was a matter of time before Yoto animated Billie’s boobees.

      On the othee hand, ?????

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 12, 2023 at 8:49 am | # | Reply

      Nicely done.

  16. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    November 12, 2023 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    If Walky and I are anything alike (we are), the extra 5-10 minutes awake before his alarm will actually help a lot getting read.

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 12, 2023 at 1:34 am | # | Reply

      lol i could never do snoozing, mainly b/ci have a hard time faling back asleep but i’d worry about oversleeping too, but too bad we can’t automagically get ready, like the shower having a machine that’d also brush your teeth and change you too, but it’ll prolly wake him up if they have to walk to church aso pposed to getitng a ride

  17. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    November 12, 2023 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

    If Walky is wrong Carla’s vengeance shall be elaborate, oh who are we kidding it’s going to be a pie to the face

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      November 12, 2023 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

      But the build-up.

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 12, 2023 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

      i mean even if she did live in that quad doesn’t mean she’d leave her dorm at that time

      or carla would be too busy ‘peacocking’ to not notice charlie in a crowd if she passed yb

  18. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 12, 2023 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Uh huh. Sorry, Walky, you said you wanted to go.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      November 12, 2023 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

      To me it kind of read like one of those offers you were expecting them to decline but they didn’t and you instant regret it.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 12, 2023 at 9:26 am | # | Reply

        I can’t imagine even Walky at his most oblivious expecting Lucy to decline that.

      • Mark
        Mark
        November 12, 2023 at 5:39 pm | # | Reply

        I’m guessing that they wrote off the experience at the game as too awful to qualify as a date, and Lucy is now eagerly waiting to count Attending Church Together as Third Date.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      November 12, 2023 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

      I have to admit that I was not prepped for a “Walky vs Religion” arc. We have so many Joyce vs. Religion arcs, I forget other characters actually might/will have direct religion arcs, too.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        November 12, 2023 at 2:20 am | # | Reply

        I’m kinda looking forward to the inevitable Walky v Joyce confrontation when she finds out.

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 12, 2023 at 1:33 am | # | Reply

      well, it’s the obligation on top of being woken up even earlier b/c of carlas antics

  19. sdrainbow
    sdrainbow
    November 12, 2023 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

    i can’t believe i’m saying this

    but fuck yeah, walky

  20. shrub
    shrub
    November 12, 2023 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Well done Walky (credit where credits due)

  21. chuckroast
    chuckroast
    November 12, 2023 at 12:56 am | # | Reply

    I’ve never loved Walky as much as I do right now.

  22. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    November 12, 2023 at 1:09 am | # | Reply

    On one hand, Carla does prank people. On the other hand, Carla pranks people back.

    Briscoe is like the furthest away. It’s snowing. Carla’s excited in the butterflies in stomach way, and made herself emotionally vulnerable. He’s going to deserve it.

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      November 12, 2023 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

      Hey, maybe Charlie does live in Briscoe. It’s possible

      • Angel
        Angel
        November 12, 2023 at 1:32 am | # | Reply

        i don’t know if booster would’ve told him or an educated guess but if he does know i imagine he would’ve said something diff /something he knows booster hasn’t brought up but i’d hope carla would have teh sense to bring a jacket with her

        • Prior Semblance
          Prior Semblance
          November 12, 2023 at 1:37 am | # | Reply

          Panel 2 makes it pretty clear he doesn’t know

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 12, 2023 at 8:53 am | # | Reply

        IU only has so many residence halls, Charlie doesn’t live in Read, and at least one must be only for graduate students. That only leaves so many possibilities.

        • Michael
          Michael
          November 12, 2023 at 5:41 pm | # | Reply

          Grad students tend not to live in residence halls, or at least not at any school I’ve attended. They get apartments off campus. Maybe in a university owned building, but full apartments nonetheless.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          November 12, 2023 at 9:57 pm | # | Reply

          In real life, about 14 that aren’t apartments.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 12, 2023 at 2:12 am | # | Reply

      She should tell him that she offered to give Booster an x-box, and they turned it down. At a bare minimum.

      • Steve C
        Steve C
        November 12, 2023 at 6:41 am | # | Reply

        If Walky had known there was a potential X-box involved, he would have woken Booster back up and demanded he answer Carla’s question.

    • shrub
      shrub
      November 12, 2023 at 2:29 am | # | Reply

      No Walky doesn’t deserve any payback, you don’t turn up at someone’s room at zero dark hours and start making demands

      Fuck that

      Carla got what she deserved

    • sakamism
      sakamism
      November 12, 2023 at 2:46 am | # | Reply

      Nah, he doesn’t. Carla’s being annoying, and I can see her telling a similar lie to someone just for shits and giggles.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 12, 2023 at 4:22 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, there’s a slight gap between “was slightly annoying first thing in the morning” and “gave me bad directions, causing me to walk outside in the cold for too long”. She’ll wanna bridge that gap for sure.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        November 12, 2023 at 5:27 am | # | Reply

        She barged in someone sleeping peacefully and demanded attention. Anything that happens to her from now on is on her XD

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 12, 2023 at 6:38 am | # | Reply

          That’s not the point. It does matter what’s on who.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            November 12, 2023 at 6:45 am | # | Reply

            Doesn’t matter, rather. Thanks, phone.

      • Bash
        Bash
        November 12, 2023 at 6:49 am | # | Reply

        It wasn’t like he gave her vague directions that caused her to wander around unnecessarily. He just sent her to the wrong location. Presumably she knows how to get there, or can find out.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 12, 2023 at 7:14 am | # | Reply

          I’m not interested in negotiating at this moment in time.

  23. Bryy
    Bryy
    November 12, 2023 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

    The dealbreaker in this relationship is gonna be not believing in God, not the racism.

    • Angel
      Angel
      November 12, 2023 at 1:33 am | # | Reply

      i mean, i think lucy already knows walky isn’t hte ‘churchgoing’ type, unless he decides to be a snarky asshole to the pastor/all her church friends or so (but i mean she gets along with becky well enough, tho becky does believe so any jokes she made wouldn’t have any barbs to them as opposed to anything ‘blasphemous’ walky might say)

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        November 12, 2023 at 3:26 am | # | Reply

        Lucy thinks she can forcechange anyone.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 12, 2023 at 2:06 am | # | Reply

      I think she’s ok with his irreligion. https://www.dumbingofage.com/proselytize/

  24. adam Black
    adam Black
    November 12, 2023 at 3:25 am | # | Reply

    Predictions: Charlie DOES live in Briscoe. Walky tired and probably heard it before and forgot.

    • adam Black
      adam Black
      November 12, 2023 at 3:49 am | # | Reply

      2nd Prediction: this “date” is a disaster for multiple reasons, some as of yet unknown.
      Walky is tired and frustrated and will say something insensitive. which will remind Lucy of Linda.

      The next reason is Lucy is lying about her feelings. She’s exaggerating them due to wanting a perfect social boyfriend. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was bi or a lesbian. Shes so caught up in her idealism she she isn’t paying attention to her inner feelings.
      Her inner feelings say “don’t bang Walky”. That is why she has been pushing them to have sex and inventing excuses after excuses NOT to do it.

      Walky has also been going along for the ride because they are good friends and he thinks it’s enough they are compatible and like each other. He’s wrong. You need a spark. There is none here.
      Worse, Walky was given the worse advice to bury his feelings by his ex. He had a chance to be honest and fix things even if it was embarrassing.

      3rd Prediction: there ain’t no slipshine here.

      Lucy is Leading Walky on. To Nowhere. Linda has spoiled their fake relationship because

      • Bittersweet
        Bittersweet
        November 12, 2023 at 9:22 am | # | Reply

        If anybody is leading someone on in this relationship, I’d be really hard-pressed to say it was Lucy. She’s basically carrying this entire relationship. Walky is as emotionally available to her as a brick. The sermon might put the entire sleeping with each other conversation to bed permanently though. Or it might be mildly alarming in some form or fashion and Walky might nope out which might lead to their first actual fight which would be good for them.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 12, 2023 at 8:56 am | # | Reply

      If Walky’s right, it’s just going to make him a “reliable source” for Carla to pester whenever she needs social information about the freshman class.

      Walky doesn’t know, but his flippant guesses are always correct. Carla pesters him even more.

      It’s his blessing, and his curse.

  25. adam Black
    adam Black
    November 12, 2023 at 4:38 am | # | Reply

    3ed prediction: no sex, breakup city. Walky wants to get laid. Lucy doesn’t and has been leading him on. Lucy wants to be liked. Lucy craves conformist approval she didn’t get in highschool. Lucy wants Linda to approve of her or she’s invalidated as Walkys girlfriend. she needs ALL his friends to accept her. EVERYONE must like her or it attacks her purpose of enacting a het cis girlfriend. She’s a social climber doing it for approval. If only her own approval.

    I don’t even think she remembers that she told Walky she wanted sex. Maybe she did before. Before her Brother. Before Raidah. Before Sarah. Before Linda. now that’s way, way on the back burner.

    ( Going to be astonished if they actually bang. If they do, still breakup city )
    I don’t think Walky was too horny before Lucy was outed as liking him and considering being with him a date. But she put it in his head and yanked it away a bunch of times. Walky actually thinks Lucy wants him physically. And he’s going to feel rejected when she has some specious reason for not wanting him. ( All her specific reasons for offering sex but delaying were related to arbitrary social approval.

    Nobody NEEDS a reason for wanting or not wanting to have sex at any time.
    Or not being ready. Walky hasn’t even pressured her. It’s more of issue of leading some on in false pretenses. Maybe she doesn’t want walky as a bf. But she’s attracted to the idea of the idea. Like a comic book. It’s a new thing. She saw a boy she liked. 4 months ago
    Went after him. Never told him. Friend zoned herself on purpose, because she’s passive ( she could have dated him passionately last September. Her feelings cooled off. But now she likes a dog that caught the car. Walky thinks he’s taking it slow so his feelings catch up to here. And she’s played up hers.
    But I think the passion already cooled and what’s left is social approval of having a boyfriend to show off that she earned. For many people that isn’t enough. But for Lucy who feels marginalized as a geek, and is a nascent social climber, it’s everything.

    • TerribleTransit
      TerribleTransit
      November 12, 2023 at 6:27 am | # | Reply

      Those are some red-hot takes you’ve got there if you think *Lucy* is the one who doesn’t want sex and is leading *Walky* on.

      • Bash
        Bash
        November 12, 2023 at 6:44 am | # | Reply

        If anything Lucy is pressuring Walky into sex. She went nuclear on Danny trying to achieve her self-imposed third date rule so they could bang. And then when that plan didn’t work, Walky didn’t seem particularly bothered about it.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      November 12, 2023 at 6:53 am | # | Reply

      If Lucy doesn’t remember she told Walky she wanted sex, then I’m concerned about her short term memory, since the most recent time of the many, many occasions she’s said it was the last time we saw her, which was less than twelve hours ago.

    • milu
      milu
      November 12, 2023 at 7:02 am | # | Reply

      Wow.
      Someone’s been reading a different comic than me

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        November 12, 2023 at 9:41 am | # | Reply

        Right? These are like hot takes from a completely parallel universe a couple thousand steps down the long earth.

        • Doom Shepherd
          Doom Shepherd
          November 12, 2023 at 8:59 pm | # | Reply

          That’s a great series.

  26. Suet
    Suet
    November 12, 2023 at 5:32 am | # | Reply

    Early to bed, early to rise, makes Ultra Car-haters meet their demise.

    Briscoe looks nice.

  27. Yeet
    Yeet
    November 12, 2023 at 7:25 am | # | Reply

    Genuinely surprised Walky is bothering going to church but maybe he feels like he has to make up for his parents.
    Is he christian-by-default like a lot of people who were raised into it but don’t seem to bother caring one way or the other?

    • KM
      KM
      November 12, 2023 at 8:41 am | # | Reply

      I mean I’m sure he’s only bothering because he told Lucy he would to make up for the debacle with his parents the day before.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 12, 2023 at 7:43 pm | # | Reply

      does not sound like he was raised in it.
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/playbyplay/
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/freeandhappy/

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        November 13, 2023 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

        So it really doesn’t seem like Wally’s parents will approve of Walky going to church. They are going to dislike Lucy even more. Especially if his grandma is a different kind of Christian than Lucy is.

  28. Pergola
    Pergola
    November 12, 2023 at 7:51 am | # | Reply

    Walky, one day you will thank Carla for this.

    ( maybe charlie does live in briscoe )

  29. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    November 12, 2023 at 8:24 am | # | Reply

    If Charlie doesn’t live in Briscoe, I sense a pie in his future

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 12, 2023 at 9:15 am | # | Reply

      It*. Briscoe is a building.

      • Vulcanodon
        Vulcanodon
        November 12, 2023 at 11:11 am | # | Reply

        Sorry, that thought was open to different readings. “his” refers to Walky. If Carla goes over to Briscoe and Charlie doesn’t live there, Walky has a pie in his future.

  30. WAhydrohead
    WAhydrohead
    November 12, 2023 at 8:59 am | # | Reply

    It’a amazing the lies a man will tell himself and others to either get sleep or sex.

  31. Hof1991
    Hof1991
    November 12, 2023 at 10:22 am | # | Reply

    Walky is definitely Charles son. He will do as his woman tells him even if it makes no sense to him.

  32. Mym
    Mym
    November 12, 2023 at 2:42 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t think Walky realizes, if Charlie is not in Briscoe, he will have made a very creative enemy

  33. KayleeDragonfly
    KayleeDragonfly
    November 12, 2023 at 5:27 pm | # | Reply

    Betcha Charlie does, in fact, live in Briscoe Quad.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 12, 2023 at 7:25 pm | # | Reply

      Or she crosses paths with Carla and fails to notice her again.

  34. Lien
    Lien
    November 13, 2023 at 1:21 pm | # | Reply

    I really don’t understand this casual and petty evil…
    Not being able to tell people that you don’t know/don’t care but preferring to lie to them instead ?
    Walky had some unlikable traits but there he shown that he actually doesn’t have any redeemable ones…

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