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This Saturday and Sunday I'm going to be at the Columbus, Ohio, downtown Metro Library for CXC! But two weeks after that, on Friday, October 12, we've just inked in my annual return to Bloomington, Indiana! I'll be at Vintage Phoenix Comics that day from 5-7pm, for signings and things!
I'm going to amass as many "Cat Statue" Pokestop gifts as I can.
165 thoughts on “Buttcha”
artschoolrage
Aw, Walky and Billy are friends. 🙂
newllend(henryvolt)
Though one would never admit to that.
If I were to put their relationship into proper context I would say Walky is the little brother Billie never wanted but still has so they might as well try to make it work.
BBCC
Nah.
They’re siblings – in some ways, far moreso than he and Sal are, and Billie doesn’t seem to see Sal as a sister.
DailyBrad
Pretty much. At least, I sure fucking hope she doesn’t, given she drunkenly tried to mack on her once. Sal did not appreciate that.
BBCC
Plus, when Joyce was shipping Billie and Walky, Billie told her in no uncertain terms she’d rather bang Sal.
Cheesy1
“She has multiple personalities and likes to hit people. A lot.”
Doctor_Who
Have enough personalities and you are literally everybody.
Clif
Yes, we are.
Pablo360
“Again, not narrowing it down.”
Doctor_Who
Panel 4: is Billie glancing outward at the cartoonist and acknowledging his obvious preferences?
Walky_Talky
Breaking the fourth wall in the fourth panel. So meta.
CJ
Or just,” yeah, I do, too”.
(Though she’s wearing contacts now)
ValdVin
Hee hee. Should have thrown in something about short stature, IIRC.
SailorCakes
Of course the first person Walky goes to is Billie 😛
DailyBrad
Billie’s probably his closest friend, and who he went to when he had his problems with Sal before Walky and her made up, where Billie actually had decent-ish advice from what I remember, so he could do worse. Who else would he have to go to? He doesn’t really know Joe that much, and Joyce is too close to the situation.
newllend(henryvolt)
Yeah like hell he’s going to go to Joyce with this and we all know getting dating advice from Joe is a bad idea. The only two people I can see him going to is Billie or Jason and if I had to choose between the two well I think I’d get better advice on girls from a girl rather than the dude who nearly destroyed his life do to a recent fling.
DailyBrad
I hadn’t considered Jason, but that’s definitely a conversation that could be interesting. Speaking of interesting, I wonder how it’d play out if Walky knew Sal and Jason had their fling. Like, I don’t *think* he knows it was Sal, does he? I maybe just forgot.
thejeff
He does not. Though there were a few hints.
Darkoneko
has “hey, Billie, can you keep a secret” ever been a good idea ?
Inahc
only if the secret is booze.
HeySo
I’m actually rather sure that “Billie, can you keep the booze” is an even worse idea..
Kamino Neko
She can only keep that in her belly.
mcdevinpants
But she does not share it, so technically…
Darkoneko
she didn’t have a problem with sharing some with Walky last time
MatthewTheLucky
“She saved Dorothy’s life!”
“Oh, right, Agnes.”
HeySo
I wonder if Willis will ever fix all the mistags for Agnes.. :/
Reltzik
Billie: “That is literally everybody! …. except me. Because I don’t wear glasses. Being a popular girl and all that.”
ShinyNeen
Billie doesn’t wear a hat either, so it might soon suck to be Walky’s privacy.
Keulen
It’s too bad she doesn’t, I think Billie looks better with glasses.
Nono
There aren’t that many dark haired girls in the cast, are there? Billie, Sal, Sarah, Amber, Dina, Mary… Carla has dark red hair I suppose.
newllend(henryvolt)
Malaya, Marcie, Roz (Replace Marcie with Mary and you get a line up I like to call “The slightly unfavorable 3”)
ǝ snow ʍousɐ
Roz can be a little overbearing, but I’d hardly compare her to Malaya or Mary.
BBCC
Yeah, Roz generally is pretty okay.
DailyBrad
Roz is typically a good enough person, with some really rotten moments. I guess that makes her the counter to Robin, who has been a bad person with moments of not-so-rotten flashes. Speaking of, wonder what’s happening with her. Guessing we’ll find out, eventually.
BBCC
Yeah, and Roz’s rotten moments aren’t generally worse than most non-Mike cast members, really.
thejeff
I wouldn’t even compare Malaya to Mary.
Malaya’s annoying. Mary’s a villain.
newllend(henryvolt)
Each one of the 3 are on are their own level, Mary obviously being the worse because she’s in her own League.
•Malaya -Being the most tolerable of the group because she’s just a run of the mill obnoxious douchebag who doesn’t mind being hated by everyone but still manages to play nice. Plus she hasn’t done anything as cold blooded to put someone else in Harm’s Way like the other two, at least not yet.
•Roz- a special case because for me a it’s hard not to notice the parallel between her and her sister. In compare and contrast one thing the two have in common are that they both seem to be completely oblivious To how their actions seem to put others at risk, much like Robin supporting legislation that would crucify individuals like Becky and Leslie and not thinking much of it or Roz getting her so called ” favorite college professor in a life-ruining scandal” just to bring down her sister an obvious Vendetta masqueraded as a crusade. But the difference between them is something else, Robin doesnt have a fully developed sense of morality or a proper conscious but as for Roz she does so what her excuse?
•Mary- I have personal distaste for her, obviously being the worst of the three even though Christian upbringing should include the need to share love and compassion for all including Thy neighbor and thy enemy and yet she has none of that. She has nothing but contempt in her heart for everyone around her and viewing them as nothing but either a pawn or an adversary. While at the same time she sees no fault in our self but all the fault in the world in everyone else. She’s the worst combination of Pride and Wrath, and she seems to have Embrace those two core aspects of herself then Christian beliefs she claims to care so much about.
Personally I have nothing against them except for Mary, but I just call it how I see it.
BBCC
Leslie fully agreed to try and seduce Robin. That was a plan she accepted and went into with her eyes open. That’s not on Roz. If she’d leaked the picture, it would be, but she’s already said she didn’t do it and we don’t have any reason to think she was lying.
DailyBrad
Yeah, Malaya’s unpleasant, but there’s plenty where I can see where she isn’t a flat-out horrible human being or something, she’s just obnoxious.
Mary is simply trash, and is by the “grace” of Blaine, Ross, and Ryan that she’s not rock-bottom tier. I’d put her well below Linda Walkerton or Joyce’s mom, and somewhere in the vicinity of Ethan’s mom.
Needfuldoer
Raidah, Rachel, Sierra, Rose, Bloodrose, Sue, Faye…
ShinyNeen
Aww dang Walky, guess you’re gonna have to go learn more about Amber. Hop to it!
And I see that “butt” there. Is that supposed to be some kind of stealth pun? Or is that just Walky’s natural speech?
King Daniel
It’s a symptom of early-onset Butts Disease.
butts
yes hello i sit on walky
Deanatay
Hardly ‘early onset’ – Willis has had it for years…
Deanatay
I mean, it’s even joined the commenters… ^^
King Daniel
…but(t), eighteen is far too young! And Walky has shown an awareness of The Disease before: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/vouch/
Kris
I just noticed Walky pretty much has the same or a very similar accent to Sal, but no one ever calls him out on it.
Norah
But Wally doesnt say “Ah” for “I”. I forget what other Southernisms she uses, but that’s the most noticeable. Walky has more of a colloquial or lazy Midwestern accent. I grew up in Michigan, which isn’t Indiana, but it is the Midwest. I still struggle not to talk like that, nearly 40 years after I left.
Norah
Walky, not Wally.
BBCC
Yeah, Walky doesn’t have an accent. He just speaks sloppily, like Becky.
Stephen Bierce
*plays some Stevie Nicks on the hacked Muzak*
Bagge
Come on, Billie. You are supposed to be the gossip around here. How you supposed to do that without remembering people? Get yourself a clipboard or something. STEP UP YOUR GAME!
butts
buttcha to you too, billie
butts
*walky
fuck
Cattleprod
A fake face tattoo that she removes every time she’s Amazi-Girl *would* help with the secret identity.
Sporky
“You know, Amber. Athletic? Chubby? Angry? Mentally ill?”
“… Are you hitting on me? Is this some weird new form of negging?”
Tacos
Getting Billie to keep a secret is a horrible idea.
cbwroses
I don’t know. She never really let slip verbally about the lesbian suicide pact she had with Ruth. She just rolled low on her stealth checks.
Michelle J. Caboose
I was going to say that, if it hadn’t been for Mary, no one would have known — but I think it’s more accurate to say that, if it hadn’t been for Mary, no one really cared.
Kris
I don’t think Billie cares who you’re potentially boning Walky.
ShinyNeen
Aww, Billie cares at least a little. Yesterday she did try pretty hard to help Walky cope with his breakup.
She’d definitely never admit that she cares though.
abysswatcher1993
The amount of cute women with glasses in this college is astounding.
newbie
given how Walky and Amber are now mirroring each other, I do hope they make this relationship solid.
BBCC
Walky, try ‘the girl at Joyce’s party who refused to drink and wasn’t Joyce’.
Bagge
“THAT nerd, even when I brought the good stuff.”
Kyrik Michalowski
Considering how spectacularly unhelpful Billie’s advice has been in the past, why in the blue blazes is Walky going to her for advice now? Walky I’m not questioning your methods I’m just- wait, no, that is exactly what I am doing. What the hell are you doing Walky?
Kris
Billie is probably Walky’s best friend in the entire campus. I don’t know if he’s so much looking for advice as much as someone to confide in like Amber just did with Ethan. Advice will probably be given though, and it will probably be bad.
Kyrik Michalowski
Good point, this ship was destined to crash long before it ever set sail, wasn’t it?
Fart Captor
They’ll be fine. Walky has enough sense to not listen to Billie’s advice when it’s clearly bad
Sneaky
Hey now, when walky had a falling out with sal, billie’s advice was pretty decent!
Fart Captor