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Categorizes
Posted on January 18, 2021 by David M Willis

205 thoughts on “Categorizes”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    like and SUBscribe

    1. Kyrik Michalowski

      Are you trying to imply something about Becky? I can’t be sure.

      1. Lenora

        Becky is a sub.

        1. BarerMender

          Of course she is. Because the sub is in charge.

        2. Ponk

          Well, my partner may be the one in charge for our relationship, but I’m still the one who gets us where we need to go on time!

        3. BarerMender

          There’s a certain laziness to being a sub. Sometimes the dom needs to crack the whip.

        4. Demoted Oblivious

          Disagree. I cannot stand a lazy sub. There is a world of difference between lazy, passive, and submissive. While they may all describe a general sense of related ideas, in practice I prefer a sub who is creative and has some level of initiative. If I wanted a sack of flesh to beat I’d get a corpse from the morgue.

  2. Sirksome

    Uh oh! Becky’s purity might be in danger!

    1. Rose by Any Other Name

      We can only hope.

      1. Mariah Hardnett

        Someone need to tell becky that jesus said its cool.

        1. BarerMender

          If Dina keeps operating like this, Becky will forget all about Jesus.

        2. Peter Lewerin

          In one of the more obscure verses, Jesus said “The kingdom of heaven is like when two women layeth beside the featherless bird of prey, and one shall be gentle and the other meek, and David himself shall not sunder them.”

        3. ktbear

          Are you sure?? I’ve just spent 2 1/2 hours trying to find it but so far no luck.

        4. Ob

          It’s not a story the priests would tell you.

        5. BarerMender

          I think you’ve been led on. The verse sounds like hokum to me.

        6. Peter Lewerin

          It’s only in the most obscure bibles.

        7. Jhon

          This is why we have apocrypha.

        8. TheHorseCouncil

          Aren’t you just talking about this comic strip?

        9. Thomas

          Jesus said: “I’ll do it!” and he turned the other cheek!

        10. Pedantic Jerkass

          “But then, He stopped in the middle, and, lo, both cheeks were turned.”

        11. Felian

          …. and where it says “cheek“ can we be sure the translation means the upper cheeks?

    2. Deanatay

      When those two finally do it, it’s gonna be the purest loss of purity ever.

  3. Doctor_Who

    Great, now Becky’s gonna have a fetish for Dina’s feet as well as her scalp.

    If only she’d pay more attention to the 95% in between.

    1. Sirksome

      Are you kidding? Dina wiggled her toes and that’s already enough fuel to tease a slipshine. I don’t think Becky would make it to the end of this semester if she started paying attention to the rest.

      1. Deanatay

        Becky Does A Toe Worship

    2. Yotomoe

      Haha who’d have a thing for feet? That’d certainly be weird right haha.

      1. Reltzik

        As fetishes go, that one’s actually fairly pedestrian.

        1. Yotomoe

          I see what you did there. Also don’t worry I do now its vanila trust me I have a metric ton of kinks. Waaaaay too many.

        2. Demoted Oblivious

          Yo-TOE-moe. No worries I see what you did there the first time. Respect. It may not be a kink exactly, but someone who can play with words stills arouses interest. Just check your altitude, there’s some things you’re still flying over. 😉

        3. BarerMender

          Pedestrian. Good one.

    3. Jhon

      Other things she can do with her toes…

  4. Icalasari

    Their Slipshine would be adorably awkward

    1. Chris

      Dina Performs A Sex And Takes Copious Notation

      1. Br44n5m

        Becky touches a head

    2. ThunderNight

      dina attempts a sex

    3. Tandel

      Though Rigorous Application of Empirical Testing Dina Optimizes a Sex

      1. Opus the Poet

        And we have a winner! This is pure Dina (and Sheldon Cooper).

        1. Demoted Oblivious

          Despite Dina’s previously professed Ace status, I still feel like she would get very VERY different results than Dr Cooper on such an activity.

    4. He Who Abides

      Please Don’t Leave Your Hat On.

  5. Zor

    Holy fuck I’ve missed these two

  6. Kyrik Michalowski

    Dina is the ultimate woman: cute, intelligent, fun and able to disembowel someone with a well placed kick. So of course she’s sexually intimidating as well.

    1. Geneseepaws

      Fine take all the upvotes. You earned them, now gettum outta here.

    2. Demoted Oblivious

      I find it wierd that she was previously declared Ace and yet also seems rather sexually aggressive. I’m just curious to see where this goes. Although she does not appear as physically turned on as Becky here. Almost as though Dina likes the idea of being sexually engaged but somehow just doesn’t get there.

      1. Charlie

        When was Dina ever said to be ace?

  7. Johan

    Wow their dorms are massive

    1. UnfrozenNeanderthal

      Are they? They feel small to me, given it’s shared between two people.

      1. Wereg

        Yeah, that dinobed can’t be too much larger than a Twin bed. That plus a modestly sized dresser and a door? Unless the other dimensions of the room are sizable, that seems somewhat small.

    2. Needfuldoer

      Remember, the dino plush replaced her regular twin XL loft bed. It’s not taking up otherwise empty space in the room.

      1. Needfuldoer

        Assuming those doors are at least 32″ wide (for ADA compliance), I’m guessing the room is probably 12 to 15 feet wide and 16 to 20 feet long?

        1. Ryek Hvek

          Luxury. Our dorm rooms were at best a snug 10×15, and all the furniture was built in, minus the wooden chairs.

        2. thejeff

          According to a random unsourced floorplan found on Pintrest, approximately 10’x17′ 🙂

        3. Needfuldoer

          Close enough!

          That’s still 85 square feet per resident, not counting hall and half-bath access rights-of-way. One of the colleges I looked at years ago would have stuck four people in that amount of space in their freshman dorms.

        4. thejeff

          If I remember the location correctly, the dorm I was in back in the 80s had about 160 sq feet as a double.

        5. Needfuldoer

          This was mid-2000s, shortly before the economy climaxed and chafed itself. Things were getting cartoonish up to that point.

          (And me being the timid antisocial nerd I was, decided to commute to night school instead.)

  8. Mr. Random

    Well now. THAT’S an image.

    1. Bagge

      Not that Becky noticed or anything…

  9. Joe Moose

    [eating popcorn intensifies]

  10. Suet

    Oh dearie, she’s catching on!

    Yes… come back to the Dina side…

  11. Raen

    I’m a little afraid to ask how this has happened to Dina enough for her to use such a habitual phrasing.

    1. crow

      I’m assuming she’s just seen a lot of internet people say “I want her to step on me” in regards to fictional characters.

      1. Reltzik

        Or maybe variations of “pound me” or “eat me”.

        1. BarerMender

          Yeah, I went straight to “eat me.”

      2. Mel Drake

        You’re being too light, I regularly would see sapphics wanting particularly impressive/strong ladies to punch them in the face, killing them instantly

        1. yarrr

          You know, when someone else says it. It sounds weird.

        2. Jhon

          Did your English teacher tell you what ‘die’ means in poetry?

        3. Sunny

          Isn’t that only the case when it comes to little deaths?

        4. thejeff

          Brings an entirely new meaning to “A coward dies a thousand times”

        5. Delicious Taffy

          Why rush into off to war when you can instead “comfort” all the unsatisfied partners everyone else left behind?

        6. BarerMender

          “There ain’t no use in going home/Jody’s got your girl and gone.”
          –Old marching song

    2. Seregiel

      She’s read Amber’s fanfics.

  12. Wagstaff

    Does Dina know how to take care of her uh… ….urges… by herself?

    If not, that would make for an interesting story arc.

    Otherwise, this arc is already interesting for the fact that the eventual turnout is anyone’s guess.

    1. timemonkey

      New story arc: Sarah teaches the girls how to masterbate! Complete with a trip to the sex toy store!

      1. Steamweed

        Coming (ahem) soon to Slipshine!

      2. Kyrik Michalowski

        That’s cute that you think Sarah would do that. As someone who until recently had a Sarah gravatar, I feel uniquely “qualified”* to say she would not do that. Dorothy might though.

        *Qualifications pending

        1. timemonkey

          Well, I don’t think she’d demonstrate or stand there and walk them through it but she can cover the basics.

        2. Lanie

          I totally feel like Dina is both analytical and well versed enough in biology that she likely has done some research on, um, reproductive anatomy and functionality.

          Although a girls trip during which Sarah and/or Dorothy has to answer the home-schoolers’ questions about sex toys might just be the funniest thing I’ve imagined in a minute. Or they could just get Roz?

        3. Miri

          Roz would be hyper-judgemental about them not knowing. Even though Toedad and Carol were/are totally the sort of parents who would have viewed their children’s privacy as non-existent and bedroom doors as a privilege (barge in at any time unexpectedly, go through their things (Carol would claim to just be tidying up, Toedad would have been astonished and angry had anybody suggested he couldn’tgo through Becky’s things – they’re all ultimately his after all), read diaries, probably time-limited showers…) ?

        4. Needfuldoer

          I think we can give the Browns a pass on time-limited showers. When you’ve got three or four adults sharing one water heater, compromises have to be made.

        5. Delicious Taffy

          Compromise is for the weak. Shower on your own time, kids. Mom brought her Gameboy and half a pizza, and she ain’t comin’ out til these crusts are gone and Ganon’s history.

        6. Seregiel

          As a parent of a teen, we have started limiting shower length. There are seven people in this house, you CANNOT be in the bathroom an hour unless you are dying.

        7. drs

          I note that Roz lives a few doors down, is explic- openly involved in sex ed, and released a sex tape.

        8. Reltzik

          At the most, Sarah would roll her eyes, give an exasperated groan, say, “You want to know what? Okay, I’ll start by SHOWING YOU YOU HOW GOOGLE WORKS BECAUSE THAT WILL END THIS CONVERSATION FASTER THAN TRYING TO TELL YOU NO!” and then forward them some links.

      3. Bagge

        I assume – and I want to be very clear, there is no need to provide proofs of the assumtion I am now going to make – that there are dinosaur themed sex toys.

        1. Sunny

          I went and had a look, and there are SO MANY DINOSAUR THEMED SEX TOYS HOLY SHIT! Dildos and strap-ons, masturbation sleeves, vibrators, things to slide over one’s penis to make it more like a dinosaur penis. Dinosaurs seem to be a major fetish.

        2. Felian

          Bad Dragon.

          Omg. This would make Dina very happy. And horny like a triceratops.

      4. Slartibeast Button, BIA

        I suppose the shop from Questionable Content is too far away for a road trip…

        (Couldn’t find it, sorry.)

        1. Slartibeast Button, BIA

          Of course, as soon as I say that, I have another idea and find it.

          https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1379

    2. BarerMender

      It hasn’t been too long since Dina told Amber she’d yet to experience those urges.

      1. Opus the Poet

        Dina is canon Ace, she doesn’t pursue sexual activity, but she does enjoy when it happens.

        1. BarerMender

          I somehow missed where that appears in the canon.

  13. timemonkey

    WOO! Finally, a strip with Becky I can actually enjoy.

    1. poofdepoof

      Yes, savoring this

  14. BBCC

    JESUS these two. OM. XD

    God I ship these two.

    1. Kyrik Michalowski

      I’m hoping these two have a lasting relationship, they are so cute together. Also I’m hoping Becky loosens up and they do a horizontal tango but that’s for other reasons.(I’d finally have a reason to pay for slipshine)

      1. Delicious Taffy

        I think Becky, Dina, and Carla are the only ladies in this hall who haven’t been on there yet. I think.

        1. King Daniel

          And Carla’s sex-repulsed ace, I believe we thus have Word of Willis to that effect that she’ll never ever be on Slipshine.

        2. Felian

          only if Willis is really, really mean and has Carla appear out of nowhere while people have sex, because she can’t stand that people do things without her being the center of attention. 😛

        3. Felian

          just… passing through from hallway through half bath on rollerblades. just for “stop what you’re doing because I NEED TO BE CENTER OF ATTENTION“ and then leaving again.

        4. Needfuldoer

          And isn’t Joyce only on there in a “this will never canonically happen in a million years but here it is anyway” one-off?

        5. Opus the Poet

          I believe the scene alluded to in the practice room was Becky/Dina.

        6. Opus the Poet

          That’s page 108 of the pornographique.

        7. BarerMender

          Joyce? Who’d she appear in Slipshine with?

        8. Needfuldoer

          Dorothy.

          It was uploaded on April 1st.

  15. Stephen Bierce

    *plays Michael & Janet’s “Scream” on the hacked Muzak*

    1. RANdom

      *Follows it up with Michael Jackson’s “Dangerous”*

  16. Mada

    Come forth, Slipshine!

    1. Jhon

      The power of the Internet compels you!

  17. Bryy

    Yup, Dina, I know those feels.

  18. Wraithy2773

    Well, yes, Dina…

    …but it should be noted that most of that dialog is also written by straight men to be directed by straight men for the consumption of straight men, so it may not be entirely reflective of reality…

    1. Mariah Hardnett

      Ive met enough lesbians to know not all of it is but go off i guess.

      1. BarerMender

        Yeah, I used to know, back in the ’80s, several members of the Lesbian Sex Mafia. Otherwise known as Lesbian Sado-Masochists. They can get graphic on you.

        1. BarerMender

          I had a roomie who was a member.

      2. Mel Drake

        Yeah clearly they’ve never seen lesbians going feral for buff chicks and wanting to be greviously injured by them it’s me I’m lesbians

      3. BarerMender

        If Dina makes one more sexy remark, Becky will go off.

      4. Wraithy2773

        Oh, that’s not to say that they don’t get stuff right on occasion, just that… well, yeah, a lot of lesbian characters in popular culture are, shockingly, not written by lesbians or women.

        1. Jhon

          Space aliens?

  19. Bicycle Bill

    Asking for graphic violence to be done to you?  Even if this statement WASN’T coming out of Dina’s mouth in her very precise manner of speech (does she EVER use contractions, or did she learn how to talk from Damon Runyan short stories?), that is just too effin’ weird!

    1. Nono

      One of those ‘step on me’ things, I think.

    2. Yotomoe

      I dunno my taste in women is pretty much just “will do graphic violence to me”. That and “Will probably ruin my life”.

    3. Mel Drake

      I’m starting to realise I might be in the gay side of tumblr and Twitter a bit TOO exclusively by the fact so many people here haven’t come across some of the phrasing sapphic women use. “I want her to punch me in the face” isn’t entirely uncommon

      1. Yotomoe

        Either that or they’re just not around horny people nearly as much as I am.

        1. CJ

          And people wonder why I never get they are flirting…
          I mean, seriously?

  20. Agemegos

    Is that what the kids are calling handiwork these days? Or does this explain some puzzling events in Candide?

    1. BarerMender

      I’d call it footwork.

      1. Yotomoe

        I’d call it footloose and fancy free.

        1. BarerMender

          Well, I don’t usually refer to it as a “fancy,” but everyone to his own kick.

        2. Needfuldoer

          Kick off your Sunday shoes.

      2. Agemegos

        From Dina’s uncertainty about performing the disembowelment with her toes specifically, I took it as a reference to some manipulation that is normally performed with other digits.

        1. BarerMender

          I took it as a foot poked up… You know what? Never mind.

        2. Jhon

          Of course you normally disembowel people with
          er never mind

        3. Agemegos

          Well I do. But I doubt Dina does.

  21. PB

    I feel like I should argue but she’s not wrong

    1. Jhon

      Dina is dangerous. She knows your weak points.

  22. DailyBrad

    Love these two, pfft.

    Glad that, despite her hesitation, Becky did listen to Dorothy’s advice.

  23. JetstreamGW

    In UR endo.

    1. BarerMender

      Ha. Took me a minute.

  24. Beau Kirin Maysey

    Cowboy Bebop text saying, “You’re gonna carry that weight”, except ‘weight’ is replaced by ‘fetish’

    1. Geneseepaws

      Beebop? I thought that was the Beatles’ song?

      1. Opus the Poet

        It’s both, BeBop is referencing the Beatles’ song.

  25. BarerMender

    It’s time, Becky. It’s time to buy that billion tickets to hell.

  26. Tusofsky

    very very correct Dina

  27. Yotomoe

    Disemboweling is all well and good but if you tell me Becky isn’t the kinda girl that bites in the bedroom, I’m gonna be very disappointed.

    1. Reltzik

      Plot twist: Becky’s a biter, and Dina ISN’T.

      1. Yotomoe

        Damnit I meant Dina. I don’t know how I accidentally said Becky. DINA needs to bite.

        1. Jhon

          We now know a third weakness to use against you.

        2. Yotomoe

          What’re the other two?

        3. Delicious Taffy

          Gilded weapons such as a golden bullet or large vegetable trophy, for one.

  28. JessWitt

    Dang, Dina can dig it.

    1. Geneseepaws

      That was very subtle. You can have the box of upvotes that someone’s left in the corner.

  29. Nenja

    A more extreme version of “I want her to step on me.”

    1. Nenja

      Huh, my avatar changed? I used to be Blowjob Cat, now I’m Joyce with her new glasses!

      1. a/snow/mous/e

        nice

        1. a/snow/mous/e

          unless you want to be blowjob cat, in which case…

          YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM HE’S MINE I TELL YOU

        2. RacingTurtle

          *hiss*

      2. RacingTurtle

        Because I STOLE your avatar! Mwahahahahaha!

      3. Keulen

        Joyce with her new glasses is a good avatar.

      4. BarerMender

        I was Galasso for ages, and then I was Billie… I mean, Jennifer… for a few days. I would’ve been happy staying her.

        1. Needfuldoer

          First I had Sierra, then Dina for a few years, then Professor Robin for a couple weeks.

        2. King Daniel

          I was happy with my Asher and Jennifer gravs, but Dina and Julia Gray ain’t bad at all.

        3. BarerMender

          Yea, I’d be tickled pink to be Dina. Or my favorite character, Ruth.

        4. King Daniel

          I actually settled on Ruth after the last major grav shakeup in…2017, I think? Can’t remember what my original gravatar was, but after that shakeup it changed to Mary, and I was like “oh FUCK no” and began roulette-ing. Think it took a couple tries before I landed on Ruth, whom I was pretty happy to have as a grav at the time.

  30. Dara

    I have always liked Dina and now I like her more than ever. Holy crow, Dina. Good job.

  31. Ray Radlein

    SLAY QUEEN

  32. Varangian

    *bangs on table*

    DINO DOMME DINA! DINO DOMME DINA! DINO DOMME DINA!

    1. Jhon

      Dina, just letting her instincts flow, would be the most adorable dom play ever.

  33. Keulen

    I’m not sure if Dina has realized just how strong her sexy powers are yet.

  34. WanderingLynx

    “STEP ON ME” by Ah-hmm playing on the distance like woah

    … Honestly, despite her LOUD AS A ROCKET, CONSTANT LIKE CLOCKWORK screaming of how much of a Lesbian she is, Becky–? Yeah. MAJOR repression issues. Which makes me grin like a loon because between that and Dina’s scientific mind + predator instincts means so many sexy possibilities I can’t even.

    (DOM DINA! DOM DINA!)

    1. Liliet

      I mean it’s not like straight girls don’t get repressed. It’s not about what orientation you are, it’s about whether you’re allowing yourself to actually be sexual about it (a separate issue)

      1. BarerMender

        I’ve known straight and gay girls both who didn’t open themselves to the possibility of sex until they were in their 20s. Or later.

  35. vlademir1

    I’d never have previously considered the notion of Dina being a primal, but thinking about it now after this strip I don’t know why it wouldn’t have ocured.

  36. DarkoNeko

    screen in the dark can’t be good for your eyes 😐 no matter how comforting it is

    1. DarkoNeko

      (but in the end, Becky immeidately listening to Dorothy, surprisingly…or not so surprisingly)

  37. cmasta1992

    Dina has left cute awkward and run head first into creepy.

    1. BarerMender

      Dina trying out sexy talk is much like Dina trying out jokes.

  38. Bagge

    amber ïs getting so much fanfic material out of this

  39. Kaffeeteria

    I’m not much of a Becky fan but I like that (after being called out) she has the courage and honesty to address her problem directly.

  40. Delicious Taffy

    Y’all, I think Becky might be gay.

    1. Dafydd

      I dunno, you’d think she’d have mentioned it by now…

      1. StClair

        Further study required.

    2. BarerMender

      You might be onto something. She seems to have many of the characteristics of a lesbian. She’s a girl, she likes girls, she’s… um… I can’t seem to think of other characteristics right now.

  41. ValdVin

    Becky’s eye are everything here.

    –

    Also, who else has noticed the Hiveworks banner still has Joyce sans glasses, unlike every other drawing of her?

  42. Burpo

    Obviously the only reasonable thing to do is get married.

  43. John

    Jeebus, I can’t imagine that giant raptor plushie can be comfortable to sleep on night after night. I get sore just thinking about it.

    1. Needfuldoer

      That angle doesn’t look too far off from a recliner.

      College kids can practically sleep upside-down in a chair. Little do they realize their back is taking notes the whole time, plotting its 20-year revenge plan.

      1. Agemegos

        My liver took notes, too. As did my knees.

    2. Bagge

      Well, if the choice is comfort or giant raptor plushie given to her by her awesome girlfriend, there’s not even a question what Dina would chose.

  44. raultsi

    if Becky blushes any more she’ll begin to glow crimson in the dark

  45. Needfuldoer

    Humor is knowing someone well enough to select for them an appropriate lie innuendo.

    College has been equal parts paleontology and anthropology for Dina. She’s a fast learner.

  46. Deanatay

    Assault me with your tongue

    Batter me with your hands

    Murder me with your lips

    Oh, and do that thing with your claws

    No, not that thing, the other thing

    Yeah, that’s the stuff, oh, baby, I die

    1. UnfrozenNeanderthal

      Let our love be a flame, not an ember

      Say it’s me that you want to dismember

      1. Delicious Taffy

        Are these MCR lyrics?

        1. ValdVin

          The couplet immediately before yours is Tom Lehrer.

        2. Delicious Taffy

          I have no idea who that is.

        3. Agemegos

          Aargh You have such a treat in store! Hie thee to Youtube.

        4. Agemegos

          https://youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs

        5. Agemegos

          Those lines are from The Masochism Tango.

          Not to be missed! Tom Lehrer is one of the core pleasures of Western culture!

        6. Bicycle Bill

          You are more to be pitied than anything.  As Agemegos said, get to YouTube or Google.

  47. Throwatron

    why does dina keep picking me up in these strips jesus christ

  48. Cheshrin

    Dina out here cracking the code to the “step on me” crowd. (I wonder if she first learned about that particular sapphic tendency from Carla, who definitely had a “step on me” moment with someone, IIRC. I think Malaya?)

    (Also I gather gravatars got shuffled again after Joyce-with-glasses got added to the lineup so let’s roll those dice!)

    1. Cheshrin

      Ah, nope, still Julia Gray. Works for me!

    2. Delicious Taffy

      If I’m remembering correctly, it was Malaya, yes. If my recollection continues being correct, she told them “You can be mean to me if you want to” with a blush and lip bite.

      1. Needfuldoer

        Sounds like this one.

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/friendly/

    3. Yotomoe

      Do you think Dina would make a good sadist?

  49. Diane

    Dina, you deserve all the happiness for your developing yet still learning personality.

  50. FacelessDeviant

    Disembowel someone with their toes, in a sexual way?

    I’ve never even heard of that as a sexual move.

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