Couldn’t he also come in from the side? Have her lean on one shoulder and turn her head to him?
Idk kissing is not one of my things (as it is one of the things my brain screams germs at).
Decidedly Orthogonal
All of these are top tier solutions. Pity Joyce didn’t take a course in basic kinesiology.
I may be in the minority, but I absolutely hate 69. Can’t focus on either giving or receiving in that position and just find it extremely unenjoyable. ?
That’s the consensus of… almost everybody I know, myself included. It’s really uncomfortable and hard to focus well enough on either oneself or one’s partner.
Null Set
You have to treat it like a competition where you are trying to distract the other so much that they stop what they are doing.
Liara
That is indeed the way. Totally worth the neck cranking to notice you’re good enough for the to stop their part. Really good for the ego
Hrodvitnir
Oo, as someone who has never enjoyed receiving significantly because I don’t like the… less interactive nature of it? 69 is actually much better for me to be able to relax at all.
Also yes, competitive oral is a great approach, haha.
I have a very long torso and short legs, Fred Flintstone body. I literally can’t reach for 69 if the woman is doing anything to me unless she’s a WNBA player. Ditto on her doing anything to me while I’m doing her, same caveat.
i like 69 on occasion. mostly i think the visuals are amazing? but TB completely H the awkwardness is part of the appeal too?? i think 69 has primo comedic potential. some of my most memorable sexytimes had derision and fabulous states of excitement folded into one another.. um yeah. dialectics baby. idk
I mean, I’m roughly a foot taller than my wife. My brother has a similar gap in his current marriage and had 18 inches on his ex-wife. You can make it work.
Honestly good job on Willis. These aren’t very easy angles to draw. They ain’t perfect but as someone who’s tried to draw the same angles with the same characters, game recognize game.
An upward turn to the left with some shoulder twists and a downward turn to the right with a forward lean would probably work better for you, you two.
Me personally, I imagine upside down kissing probably works best when one of you is hanging upside down from a web strand, preferably in the rain.
But doing it while at least one of you is lying down on the bed is easier when neither of you have the proportional strength of a spider, the ability to stick to vertical surfaces, and the biochemical know-how to produce webs.
104 thoughts on “Change pants”
Ana Chronistic
you underestimate how much Joe indeed wants blowing
also, top-of-head kisses are a thing
(tho some people call that blowing)
Cholma
Yeah, in that position, I would have gone with the head kiss instead of complaining about how we were sitting.
Cholma
(or back of the neck; that’s a good spot)
Kimi
Couldn’t he also come in from the side? Have her lean on one shoulder and turn her head to him?
Idk kissing is not one of my things (as it is one of the things my brain screams germs at).
Decidedly Orthogonal
All of these are top tier solutions. Pity Joyce didn’t take a course in basic kinesiology.
ValdVin
I read that as kissology. I’m sticking to it.
Felis Dee
Joe, on the other hand, has no excuse for not having thought of any of this…
Bogeywoman
Just a good excuse for DW to flex his mastery of drawing faces from awkward angles.
ValdVin
Drawing anatomy at awkward angles?
He reads 9CL daily. He’s studied the master.
3oranges
There’s drawing anatomy at awkward angles, and then there’s drawing *plausible* anatomy at awkward angles. Also, Joyce is not 80% legs.
ProtoMan
Joyce clearly wants the full Spidey kiss though.
Mark
Maybe they should ask Amber to ask AmaziGirl for some advice.
Ana Chronistic
she remembered something
Thag Simmons
this is cute. that is all
EmTaya
HIS SMILE AWWHH
Doctor_Who
These two continue to be absolutely adorkable.
Dr. T
My wife would not try to do this with me. She’d expect me to dove into a 69 position……and she’d probably be right.
Jo_cubstar
I may be in the minority, but I absolutely hate 69. Can’t focus on either giving or receiving in that position and just find it extremely unenjoyable. ?
ian livs
That’s the consensus of… almost everybody I know, myself included. It’s really uncomfortable and hard to focus well enough on either oneself or one’s partner.
Null Set
You have to treat it like a competition where you are trying to distract the other so much that they stop what they are doing.
Liara
That is indeed the way. Totally worth the neck cranking to notice you’re good enough for the to stop their part. Really good for the ego
Hrodvitnir
Oo, as someone who has never enjoyed receiving significantly because I don’t like the… less interactive nature of it? 69 is actually much better for me to be able to relax at all.
Also yes, competitive oral is a great approach, haha.
Rose by Any Other Name
@Jo_cubstar
Right there with you. It seems like fun on paper, but the logistics aren’t worth the hassle.
Opus the Poet
I have a very long torso and short legs, Fred Flintstone body. I literally can’t reach for 69 if the woman is doing anything to me unless she’s a WNBA player. Ditto on her doing anything to me while I’m doing her, same caveat.
milu
i like 69 on occasion. mostly i think the visuals are amazing? but TB completely H the awkwardness is part of the appeal too?? i think 69 has primo comedic potential. some of my most memorable sexytimes had derision and fabulous states of excitement folded into one another.. um yeah. dialectics baby. idk
Yotomoe
Well actually I wanna blo-
Dara
Yeah, I was pretty sure someone else would’ve beat me to it xD
Decidedly Orthogonal
-ck the vote? ?
NGPZ
*plays “Mystery Kindaichi Band” on hacked muzak*
Nono
In this strip: Joyce learns the structural challenges of smol/toll.
Leorale
the challenges of smol/tall are why the good Lord invented stairs.
StClair
and apple boxes.
drs
“Height differences matter less when you’re lying down.” – Miles Vorkosigan
Rose by Any Other Name
BUJOLD REFERENCE LET’S FUCKIN GO!
**clears throat**
I mean, that was a very skillful usage of the Nebula award winning author’s work. Very good. *golf clap*
Allandrel
Given Miles’ preference for “mountain climbing,” he had to find SOME solution.
Angel
anything’s possible if youre flexible enough ;P
Dr. T
I mean, I’m roughly a foot taller than my wife. My brother has a similar gap in his current marriage and had 18 inches on his ex-wife. You can make it work.
morhek
“Joyce, I’m back from trying to get Dorothy to fix thiWHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON”
Cue JoyceFace Sarah.
Angel
not sure if she’d rly be that surprised given that she knows they’re a couple even if she is actively trying to interfere
Taffy
I’m here for every pixel of this. It’s true though, kissing from behind like that is more complicated than one might think.
Yotomoe
Honestly good job on Willis. These aren’t very easy angles to draw. They ain’t perfect but as someone who’s tried to draw the same angles with the same characters, game recognize game.
RassilonTDavros
The moral of the story is that Willis can draw way better romantic smut than McEldowney could ever dream of.
Nicoleandmaggie
Can you imagine the weird limbs and impossible angles McEldowney would give this?
Needfuldoer
What, people don’t dislocate their spines when they smooch?
Decidedly Orthogonal
Obviously they just don’t care enough to try harder.
HueSatLight
let the clumsy fumbling begin
Taffy
Flagged for not saying “clumbling”.
milu
flumsy clumbling
Amós Batista
C’mon, Joyce. You have kissed more people than Joe. You must know how to do this better.
Angel
i imagine she didn’t rly have to do this at ‘fun’ angles. or was maybe able to do this before with no problems but still aforeheadkis swould be cute
Taffy
She smooched Ethan and Becky from side-by-side, and Jacob while she was standing up. Unless there’s more we don’t know about somehow, that’s it.
BBCC
Way to suck the fun out of it, Joe!
Risky
If he has the ability to do that, she may be in the right spot to intercept. Muah.
DailyBrad
This continues to be fucking adorable and fun.
newlland(Henryvolt)
May I introduce my fantasy movie cast and half the script for “The NightGuy Rises.”
https://reddit.com/r/dumbingofage/s/tnhQeJn55C
JessWitt
Seems like Joyce is using Twilight as a reference for their kissing positions.
Needfuldoer
Or that scene from one of the Spider-Man movies.
Rabbit
He did have a Christ allegory
3oranges
What position did Judas kiss him in?
Cmasta1992
Budding Dom Joyce? But my birthday isn’t for another 6 months
Yotomoe
It’s somebody’s birthday somewhere!
cbwroses
An upward turn to the left with some shoulder twists and a downward turn to the right with a forward lean would probably work better for you, you two.
Me personally, I imagine upside down kissing probably works best when one of you is hanging upside down from a web strand, preferably in the rain.
But doing it while at least one of you is lying down on the bed is easier when neither of you have the proportional strength of a spider, the ability to stick to vertical surfaces, and the biochemical know-how to produce webs.
Leorale
Plus you probably won’t get rain all up in your nose.
adam black
think of all the people who died so we could have nostrils that align with gravity. we owe them everything
milu
right, all these hapless primates born with upwards-facing nostrils who died young because they kept drowning in a drizzle
rip
Dday
Joyce, if he could kiss _there_ he wouldn’t have left his room to begin with
UrsulaDavina
Cue Sarah in 5 4 3 2 1…
Suet
This option is still on the table.
But sure let’s think of more kissing positions that gives Joyce a net advantage – kissing Joyce while Joe does push-ups, the sideview Spiderman…
Yotomoe
Sitting on his shoulders craning his head up towards hers and macking on him like a gremlin.
Like this https://imgur.com/a/aK6uYGk
90% sure this is impossible unless you’re really short but that’s my idea.
Needfuldoer