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Chaps
Posted on November 14, 2013 by David M Willis

270 thoughts on “Chaps”

  1. Jen Aside

    Bounce…?

    1. Tunaro

      Joyce has only recently started to grasp the concept of “slang.”

      1. Yotomoe

        “Keep it pushin, home-boy. I ain’t no holla back girl”

        1. David Herbert

          Well her shit is bananas.

        2. Astro

          B-A-N-A-N-A-S

        3. Kennerly

          Sounds like she needs to go see a gastroenterologist. One should not be shitting bananas.

        4. Aizat

          Unless you’re from the Night-O-Sphere.

        5. QuantumPolagnus

          Shitting bananas from your ears.

        6. tahrey

          “OMG Y U POOP BANANS” ?

        7. Aeron

          “ooooo, this my sh- stuff, this my stuff.”

        8. xKiv

          Shbananas.

        9. Raye J

          I think “This my stuff” is a way better lyric. if only because I find it hilarious.

      2. Einar

        “Joyce has only recently started to grasp the concept of “slang.””
        Actually, “bouncing your eyes” means that one is supposed to condition himself from not staring at his or her object of affection, which is lustful, since lusting is bad. Apparently the term comes from the fact that our eyes have a tendency to gravitate towards things that sexually please us but since it’s rude to stare at a woman’s chest, you should immediately look away a soon as you catch yourself doing that, thus creating a “bouncing” effect with your eyes.

        1. MrMyerst

          Thank you Einar for the highly informative comment. ^^

          (P.S- Not sarcasm.)
          (P.P.S- Seriously, what is wrong with the internet that I feel the need to explain that it’s not sarcasm?)

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Joyce is Totally Radical.

    3. Jen Aside

      Also, is she saying it’d better be Dorothy…?

      1. Tunaro

        Is-is she trying to imply a threesome?
        Oh wait, Walky.
        4-way?

    4. Doc Harleen

      Yeah, the “bounce” sounded funny to me, too, but it’s Joyce so…? (Not sure where to go with that, really. I guess Tunaro’s got it right.)

      Also, Jen – I love your avatar. I love it much.

    5. David Willis

      truly you are all completely unfamiliar with fundie slang

      1. Ongion

        Oh, huh. I learned something today!

      2. Tom Speelman

        …but does Joyce have…fundie SWAG?

        1. Raoullefere

          I’m sure her bible is blinged to the max

        2. Mr K

          If I hear that world one more time, I’m going to kill everyone.

        3. Vash

          Swagworld?

        4. Mr K

          *word

        5. tahrey

          #fondsweg

      3. John

        Man, who considers “ladies are wearing less clothing” to be a problem?

        1. sep332

          Anyone who feels like having control over their own level of sexuality?

        2. Kladeos

          I’m into the ladies and I’ve never found it hard not to ogle scantily dressed women.

        3. Vash

          I find it hard not to ogle anybody in scanty clad.

        4. Kladeos

          Don’t go to a Pride Parade or Caribbean festival.

        5. stevecharb

          Take a cold shower and either learn to control that thing in your pants or lose the privilege to use it.

      4. Charlie Spencer

        I don’t know what ‘fundie’ is, much less it’s slang. Does it have anything to do with those powdered onion rings?

        1. Kladeos

          Fundamental Christian.

        2. Narf

          Fundamentalist*

          (sorry, pedantic, I know, but there is in this case a difference)

    6. Poser Composer

      Bouncing of the eyes comes from the contemporary men’s purity movement (see Every Man’s Battle) where men who don’t want to look lustfully on a woman train themselves to reflexively bounce their eyes away from eye candy.

      1. PeterW

        I suspected that’s what it was. Eyes fall on eye candy, eyes bounce away.

  2. Tunaro

    Run Joe. Run like you’re on fire.

    1. Doctor_Who

      If he waits he won’t have to pretend.

      1. Yotomoe

        So light em up up up
        Light em up up up
        Light em up up up.

        1. Person

          He’s on FII-AHHHHHHH!

        2. Aizat

          I do believe I’m on fire.

        3. Luke

          THERE IS SPY IN BASE! WERE IS SASCHA!?

        4. Luke

          In hindsight, I could’ve kept the puns going by just typing “MMPH MMMPPHHH MMPPH!” But I like Heavy, so fuck it.

        5. Aizat

          THAT HEAVY IS A SPY!

        6. ninja_jesus

          THAT SPY IS A SPY!

        7. Luke

          YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME.

        8. hmrc4evr

          He’s not heavy…he’s my brother?

        9. Aizat

          You died as you lived: Morbidly Obese.

        10. Sammie1053

          There is only one reasonable response to this.
          POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

        11. RobHagen

          “Combustible Heaaaad….Joe’s on Fiiiirrrree!”

    2. TrueVCU

      Irony: Joyce unlocked his fetish for beatings

      1. Doctor_Who

        He now has nightly dreams about Mike.

        1. garaden

          See, but if Mike knew you wanted him to hit you…

        2. Deathjavu

          I’m suddenly reminded of this QC strip.

        3. khrene

          Not sure if I’d subscribe to that specific brand of death by Snu Snu

        4. TrueVCU

          Ah yes, the sadomasochist’s dilemma

        5. MM

          …Now that I might ship.

    3. Wack'd

      Oh damn, he must’ve got one of them combustible heads.

      1. John

        I read an article all about them!

        1. TsunamiJane

          He’s on fi-ire
          He’s on fi-i-i-ire
          I won’t lie
          HE’S ON FIRE!

  3. Doc Harleen

    Yeah, I don’t see Joe/Sarah (Jarah? Soe?) happening in this universe.

    1. Tunaro

      I dunno. Hatesex seems to be kinda a recurring thing in Willis’ stories.

      1. Doc Harleen

        Fair point!

      2. saltchocolate

        I’m with it. “Epic,” I believe, is the term.

        1. Princesscarlos

          The most epic of hate-fucks, to be exact

    2. Kladeos

      They’d be the snarkiest couple! I like this pairing because we all know that Sarah would have all the power.

      1. NightmareWarden

        If I may be even more blunt than usual for a moment… I think most of us would agree that Sarah really needs to get laid.

        1. Kladeos

          I disagree. I think she’s great the way she is! Just a little lonely, but that’s being fixed by Joyce & co.

    3. zaratustra

      If anyone could get Joe to behave, it would be Sarah.

      1. The kid

        For some reason i’m feeling a Sarah/Mike right now….

  4. Opus the Poet

    Joe you so stupid.

    1. TrueVCU

      Stupid, horny, either way

      1. Tunaro

        There’s a difference?

        1. The Phantom's Belch

          Horny and with the intelligence to not assume everyone else is == not stupid.

          Not horny and has no idea who is trying to get into your pants == stupid

          Horny and assuming everyone else is, too == stupid horny

          Clear as mud?

        2. ninja_jesus

          Opaque as glass.

        3. Ahighfunctioningsociopath

          Sweet as mike
          (Sober)

  5. Jack Finch

    Forecast cloudy, with a chance of punches. Scattered baseball bats later.

    1. Yotomoe

      And a swift kick to the balls blowing in from the east.

      1. Princesscarlos

        Are we talking Asia or Philadelphia?

        1. Tacdud2

          Jontron nice.

  6. Fernando

    Sarah’s crazy eyes have made Joe’s shrink!

    1. Groove

      They are some incredible crazy eyes.

    2. Casey

      It’s almost amost as if she zapped the eye size from Joe!

  7. TheStranger

    The shrinkage of Joe’s pupils is entirely hilarious.

    1. carl320

      He’s imagining Sarah in leather chaps punching him in the faaaace.

      1. Shaggy-Donahugh

        You can really see his thoughts reflecting on his faaaaace.

      2. Keroshino

        It’s probably worse…so much so that he would wish for it to be Mike’s punches instead!!

        1. Casey

          You mean he’s imagining Mike in leather chaps punching him in the face?
          Kinky.

    2. Doctor_Who

      Yeah, you’d think when a character already has dots for eyes, that’s as small as they could get.

    3. Yotomoe

      It is symbolic of what’s happening down below.

    4. some new guy

      This compounded by the fact that his eyebrows have disappeared as well.

  8. SUGauthor

    Sarah
    seems way madder then she should be.

    1. Yotomoe

      Don’t forget, she’s Joyce’s older sister figure. Don’t fuck with the mama/sister bear!

      1. hmrc4evr

        Thanks Yotomoe

        Now I won’t be able to not think of Sarah dressed as Rebecca Cunningham from Talespin and Joyce dressed as Rebecca’s daughter Mollie.

        Wait-would that make Joe Don Karnage??

    2. GoogerGeiger

      Parent Weekend has her on edge.

    3. timemonkey

      1) it’s Sarah, her tolerance for this crap is already low
      2) Joyce likely told her all about her date with Joe

      1. Andy

        3) I think Joe already hit on her way back when.

        1. MM

          Joe’s dad hit on her yesterday. She’s way past her quota of Rosenthal pickup attempts.

  9. xailenrath

    3rd person speech plus “The Crazy Eyes”.
    Sarah’s just a big, capital letter beltbuckle away from being a supervillain at this particular moment.

    1. saltchocolate

      Sarah’s not the supervillain type. She’s totally ethical. And totally annoyed with you. And you. And . . .

      1. saltchocolate

        I’m just sayin. She bats for Team Justice.

        1. garaden

          Ba-dum tish.

        2. Peruhain

          Is she a switch-hitter? :p

        3. John

          No, but Joyce might be.

        4. N0083rP00F

          So she is this colleges version of Strikeman. So Strikegirl … well because batgirl has already been taken.

    2. Wack'd

      And a white cat.

  10. Aizat

    Joe, sometimes you don’t have to obey your boner. Now is the time to do that.

    1. Yotomoe

      Obey Obey, you must obey.
      You can’t resist, do as I say.

      1. CthulhuPanda36

        This made me think of the Brains song.

        1. Wack'd

          Well hello there little boy, don’t be shy
          Step right up I’m a reasonable guy

        2. The kid

          Babes, Babes it’s okay!
          Doesn’t matter if your straight or gay,
          though you might think it’s deranged,
          you wont think twice once I’ve slept with you babe

        3. Yotomoe

          Babes, Babes,
          I love ’em I need em.
          I’m the only thing that could ever cum between them.
          I don’t date, because that would be to boring
          They always learn to like me by the morning
          woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

  11. Plasma Mongoose

    Sarah also uses the royal we.

    1. Doctor_Who

      And is not amused.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        and thus TORCHWOOD was born.

        1. Tunaro

          And then destroyed by the Doctor.

        2. James

          I thought Miricale Day did that.

        3. ninja_jesus

          And then brought back by Captain Jack Harkness.

      2. Tunaro

        Is she ever?

    2. Aizat

      And the Royal Wii.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Someone needs to check this out.

        http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RoyalWe

        1. Roborat

          Auugh! A Tvtropes link, run for your lives!

    3. Jay Eff

      “We are not amused!

      And neither are Joyce and Dorothy!”

  12. Sammie1053

    Yes, Sarah DOES refer to Sarah in the third person.

  13. Yotomoe

    Does Sarah Clinton have to choke a bongo?

    1. Jay Eff

      “Sarah Clinton makes Stacey Dash look like Angela Davis.”

    2. Varangian

      If Jpe gets out of this cafeteria in choked he better thank Joyce Brown.

  14. LiaHansen

    Wait, didn’t Joe and Sarah, like, make out once? Am I completely making that up? That doesn’t sound like something they’d do.

    1. Nono

      Not in this universe.

    2. Doctor_Who

      Not in this universe.

      …That sounds like I’m saying it’s impossible, like “in your dreams” or “not in a million years”. I mean it really happened in that other universe. Went quite a bit further than makeouts too, if I recall.

      1. LiaHansen

        Ooooooooooooooh, rightrightrightrightright, sorry about that.

  15. Aizat

    Why is it in every piece of fiction the guy always goes for the ones that could kill them?

    1. Yotomoe

      Because what’s the fun of sex without the danger of dying?

      1. Aizat

        Yeah, but there will comes a point where the boner will have to agree with the brain.

        1. nekobawt

          aw come on, a little death never killed anyone.

        2. Blue Dragon

          In fact, le petit mort is the objective.

    2. Tunaro

      What, you don’t?

      1. Aizat

        Granted, I won’t mind if she could floor me with one punch but I want to live to see the grandkids, you know?

  16. alicemacher

    Joe doesn’t take a hint that’s not in punching form very well, does he?

    1. Doc Harleen

      I kind of want to go back through the archive and count punches now.

  17. Salmo

    Oh my. I appear to be shipping.

    1. saltchocolate

      Sarah gravs approve this strip. And the strip we predict going down in Joe’s room before long.

      1. Yotomoe

        There’ll be going down all right!

      2. Salmo

        He’s going to be waggling his fingers at her, all right.

      3. andyy

        yes I concur

    2. John

      Whom?

    3. Rutee

      Sarah/Joyce, hissssssss

  18. Plasma Mongoose

    Didn’t Joes dad hit on her in the last arc?

    1. Doctor_Who

      Is she female? Then yes.

    2. Jack Finch

      Testicular Torsion was threatened

  19. JessWitt

    Pip pip, cheerio and all that rubbish.

  20. Wonder Wig

    Beware Joe, Sarah is an anagram for ‘a rash.’

    1. ninja_jesus

      Also, Ashra(h)! O:

  21. Mr. Random

    This comic pleases Mr. Random.

    1. CthulhuPanda36

      CthulhuPanda is also satisfied.

      1. Aizat

        Aizat is not amused.

        1. KingMabel

          KingMabel likes it!

          ANOTHER!!!

          *Smashes glass on table

        2. KingMabel

          Got glass everywhere and bleeding… rf

        3. Wack'd

          PAPER TOWELS AND THE FIRST AID KIT!

        4. Batman

          Always carry them. Here.

      2. Jay Eff

        Jay Eff is duly appreciative.

        Sarah Clinton, however, is most displeased at the moment.

        And Del Monte cares about the Mouselope!

    2. Tahkuya

      Tahkuya Is enthused and is wishing for a cafetiere brawl in the upcoming weeks

  22. newllend

    Joyce you might be nice to look at and have a beautiful personality but your not worth the hassle

    1. newllend

      Side note is this conversation going anywhere

      1. James

        Joe is hoping it’s going to end with leather chaps, an egg beater
        And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!!!

        1. Bill

          Nice Ray Stevens reference.

        2. James

          I am surprised anyone got that referance.

    2. Yotomoe

      She kinda isn’t. No offence.

  23. Aizat

    Sarah will take you down Know Your Role Boulevard which is on the corner of Jabroni Drive and check you directly into the Smackdown Hotel!

  24. Nono

    The completely ineffectiveness of hitting on Sarah aside, you’d think Joe would know better than to hit on girls in a group where they can back each other up. It’d probably be easier to work on them alone.

    Unless he’s that good that he can convince multiple girls at once.

    1. John

      He is experienced with the pre-marital hankies-panky.

      1. KingMabel

        *hanky-pankies

        1. John

          I meant what I said.

        2. Peruhain

          Hanky-spanky? :p

        3. John

          Only if Joe can get Sarah to wear the chaps.

        4. Mr. Random

          I took it to have two. Hankies, for multiple people doing the hanky-panky, while Pankies denotes multiple occurences of the hanky-panky.

    2. Andiemus

      I’m not even convinced he’s really hitting on them (as in actually hoping to get one on a date) so much as just doing his usual thing. You gotta figure if a guy spends as much time chasing skirts as Joe has, it kinda becomes a reflex.

    3. Blue Dragon

      Joe was hitting on Sarah when she wasn’t in a group! Or was preparing to do so when those other two showed up.

    4. Reepicheep-chan

      Well yes except that is the creeper way to do it. If you are not a gross, rapey ass you do not intentionally target girls with the goal of making them feel less able to say no (ie where they can ‘back each other up’)

      I am not saying to never hit on a girl who is alone, but your reasons should not be ‘oh boy without her friends she will be less resistant to my advances,’ that is how an abuser thinks.

      1. John

        That is, of course, not how Joe’s thinking. Joe’s thinking, “If she says no, maybe one of her friends will say yes. Better yet, maybe she’ll say yes and her friends will also say yes.”

  25. March

    Sarah is so not taking your shit, Joe. Don’t even go there.

    He looks so genuinely disappointed though, I feel bad. Like, maybe he actually likes her, you know?

    1. andyy

      Well…. he likes her in at least one way.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/children/

      1. March

        Yeah, but he likes every girl in that way.

    2. Kladeos

      He thinks she’d be great in bed.

  26. Yotomoe

    What you don’t realize is that Joe has a punching fetish and you’re playing right into his hands.

  27. CthulhuPanda36

    The next thing Sarah knows she’s in the middle of the desert with a shovel and a very bloodstained rug with no memories of what just happened.

  28. Sensedog

    Joe doesn’t need any of this crap. He really would be better off just walking away.

  29. timemonkey

    Joe: My date with Joyce involved her punching me in the face, clearly hitting on women she’s clearly friends with is a good idea!

    1. Aizat

      Hey, it works for Ryo Saeba…and he got hit with a 100 ton hammer.

    2. Yotomoe

      Make sure to do this in front of her.

  30. ColdFury

    … is anyone else getting a Han Solo/Leia vibe off of Joyce & Joe?

    1. Doctor_Who

      “I’d rather kiss a Walky!”
      “I can arrange that! He could use a good kiss.”

      1. CthulhuPanda36

        “Hrrrrrrnnnnnn!”

      2. saltchocolate

        Winner of today’s internet!

    2. Sensedog

      Not really. A slight vibe between him and Sarah, perhaps, but that would also be a long shot.

    3. John

      No, though I could see them getting there. (And I kind of ship it.) They definitely had that kind of vibe going in the other universe.

    4. Varangian

      I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING

      Also a Threepio/Chewie vibe from Sarah and Joe

    5. StClair

      Way late, but…
      Personally, I was thinking of Sandra Bullock as Lenina Huxley. That mix of extremely formal English and odd (“future”) slang.

      (Until I found out that “bounce your eyes” is apparently a current thing. Go fig. Still sounds like “enhance your calm” etc to me.)

  31. Kernanator

    And thus Joe was disintegrated by Sarah’s laser eyes.

    1. CthulhuPanda36

      “My name is Lenard Church, and you will fear my LASER FACE!”

  32. Kladeos

    Geez there are a lot of comments already.

    Sarah and Joe would be the best couple! Even more fun than Ruth and Billie.

    1. Mr K

      Or Dina and Faz. I hope that they all marry. Well, except maybe Ruth and Billie. I want Billie to end up with Sal

      1. Hythrain

        What about Ruth, Billie AND Sal?

        1. Casey

          I have found my NEW OT3

        2. Kladeos

          That has always been my OT3.

          Except… Sal and Ruth… Hmm…

  33. nothri

    Good news, Joe. Sarah won’t punch you in the face!

    No. Sarah uses a baseball bat.

  34. Sensedog

    Honestly though, if he was eventually able to charm Sarah into bed, that would be truly worthy of an “achievement unlocked”.

    1. nothri

      Well, in another place and time….by which I mean the original Walkyverse…he totally did. Sarah wasn’t as developed back then, though.

  35. Aizat

    Sarah: Joe, take the taco, shine it up real good, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass. IF YOU SMELL WHAT SARAH…-raises eyebrow- IS COOKING.

    1. Yotomoe

      And then Sarah Suplexes him through a table*
      “AND SHE GOT HIM WITH WITH HER PATENTED NARK SLAM! And now she’s got him in the Anti-social hold!

      1. Keroshino

        Table-San, NOOOOOoooooo!!!!

        1. Mr K

          NIna from Code geass would be angry.

        2. Aizat

          Aww…why do you made me remember that? That poor table was sexually assaulted.

        3. Mr K

          Because I’m Evilllll. EeeeeVViiill.

        4. Keroshino

          Yes…yes you are!

  36. Keroshino

    Careful Joe…Sarah has been looking for a good reason to bring her good friend, Mr. Louisville Slugger!!!

  37. nothri

    That last panel is my new favorite Joe face.

  38. Aizat

    Why chaps?

    1. KingMabel

      Sexy Dominatrix shit

      or so I’ve heard…

      1. KingMabel

        Also fun fact: I got spell-checked on Dominatrix because sex

  39. Fuzzydaemon

    Chaps are assless.

    1. Yotomoe

      Joes are asses.

      1. KingMabel

        Asses are for sitting on Joes

    2. Wack'd

      I dare say I take offense, my good sir and/or madam! I am nothing of the sort! Harrumph!

      1. CthulhuPanda36

        There seems to have been a translation error form English to English.

        1. Wack'd

          I filled out no such form, you must be mistaken.

        2. CthulhuPanda36

          You win this round internet! But I will return; stronger, smarter, and better at spelling!

  40. Tahkuya

    panel 4: that is the face of someone about to fear pee

  41. Arkadi

    Joe, my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.

    1. Aizat

      Sarah: Joe, WELCOME…TO PAIN!

      1. Keroshino

        Welcome…to DIE!!!

        1. Aizat

          X-CHICKEN!

        2. nothri

          And now I have that theme stuck in my head. The one where it is basically just the dude going “eh-eh-eh-X-MEN, GET IT, X-Men, eh-eh-eh-X-MEN” over and over. If there is any justice in this world, I will be the instrument of all of your destructions. Every. Last. One.

    2. Wack'd

      YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, JOE? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!

      1. Aizat

        YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, JOE? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!

      2. David Willis

        DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA??? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!?

  42. Deathjavu

    And this is why I read Willis’ tumblr now: I knew as soon as they all went to the cafeteria I was in for some hilarious faces.

    (http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/62129740520/darthshadow-itswalky-oh-you-did-not-just)

    It was as good as I imagined.

  43. ZuiyoMaru

    Sarah’s angry face is the best thing I’ve ever seen, bar none.

    1. CthulhuPanda36

      *Looks at Gravitar*
      Oh great, I almost forgot I answer to THAT guy. Thanks.

  44. Mr K

    Dorothy is waiting for Sarah and Joe to go to Joe’s room, so she can make out with Joyce.

  45. Ancestral Hamster

    Joe, to answer your Alt-text question … that would be “NO.” However, Sarah is amenable to castrating you with a chainsaw.

  46. maarvarq

    Who else talks about themselves in the third person? Oh, yeah… and you really won’t like her when she’s angry 🙂

    1. Crotonhurst

      When she’s angry? Sarah’s face in that 4th panel seems to indicate that a yes will result in Joe being beaten to death with his own junk. Never mind the dick punching….

  47. Gottawonder

    Back away Joe, while you still can.

  48. Ellie

    Good luck, Joe. You don’t know what you’ve stumbled into.

  49. Lauren

    I’m glad Joes back. He’s my favourite character (though no one seems to like him :S)

    1. Andiemus

      He’s my favorite!

    2. Kladeos

      He might actually be my favourite of all the guys. Danny and Ethan are meh, Mike we don’t know about, and Walky I’ve yet to forgive.

  50. JustcallmeSoul

    accidentally hit random at some point, and coincidentally randomized the beginning of a scene that ALSO occurred in the cafeteria, was quite confused for about 5 strips.

  51. Biege

    I have to ask, what exactly did Joe do wrong this time other than say hello… then get threatened by Joyce?

    you’d think Dorothy would be willing to stand up for her friend, seeing as how she’s here as well…

    1. What was the Question again?

      He didn’t say “hi” though, he just ogled her.

      Silently staring at someone while they eat is something only Dina is allowed to do without it seeming creepy.

      And I’m not sure even Dina can get away with “waggling fingers” at someone in complete silence without it seeming a bit creepy.

      1. Andiemus

        He wasn’t silent.

        1. Mr K

          Joyce wishes He was silent

      2. Lauren

        He said “ladies”, which is a form of hi, just a bit awkward. If you really pay attention to what he says and does in the comic, he isn’t as bad as he’s assumed to be.
        It’s because right from the beginning he’s been the womanizer stereotype. Still, he has a much better attitude towards women then Danny (who presumes to have better judgement about them than they do and prefers his girlfriend to remain a personal fantasy than a real person).

        1. Rocketboy1313

          I agree with you.
          Liking sex and wanting sex do not make a person bad, especially considering he is in no way deceptive or malicious in his behavior.
          He does what he does.

  52. Alexis

    Them eyes.

    Them soul burnin’ eyes.

  53. The kid

    I really want panel 5, Joe face as my gravatar now

    1. OkamiKing

      Likewise…..

      1. Kladeos

        Danny’s practically making that face. Maybe with an extra pinch of “puppy dog eyes,” though.

  54. brumagem

    Sarah, your answers to everything are either aggression and tell an adult. I think you need to expand your toolbox.

  55. Em

    Me thinks the lady doth protest too much! Maybe.

  56. Colleen

    While we’re punching people in the face in this comic, can Joe’s face be punched? Pleeeeeeaaaaase?

  57. Robert

    Just keep this in mind joe, the only other person I know of who speaks in the third person when they’re extremely angry is the incredible hulk.

    1. Aizat

      Or The Rock.

  58. LiamAldam

    If I were Joe, my eyes would bounce all the time.

  59. maycroft

    It was nice to meet Joe.

  60. Corrin

    Is Sarah actually Wazzpinator?

  61. desai

    Joe should probably just head on over to Mike and save himself the trouble, because I don’t think Sarah has chaps.

  62. SgtNumnum

    Dumbing of Age has been around for four years, and Joe hasn’t mentioned Transformers once!This version of Joe is completely one-dimensional

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