The trick is she wants you to think you see it coming, only so she can appear to your left so you can call her a “clever girl” prior to be “GOOD MORNING”ed to death.
I hit “flag” and can’t get rid of it. That was wrong! This shouldn’t be flagged! Sorry!
Needfuldoer
Don’t worry about that. It takes five people flagging a comment before anything happens, and even then it just gets bumped into a moderation queue for Willis to review. If the comment gets reinstated, it can’t be flagged again.
Have I told you about getting scraped off the street and telling the guy closest to my head to be careful of my broken leg? I can’t remember if I told you or someone else.
She’s grinning when you’re sleeping, she’s chipper when you’re awake. She knows when you’ve been bad or good so wake up between the hours of 4 and 6 am for goodness sake!
It’s interesting to see just how much Becky knows about her friend, sorta sweet! Feels like she felt worried about her back then too. I don’t think Joyce needs to be babied into taking her pills, but getting someone who already knows helping her to feel more comfortable about the idea isn’t the worst!
I missed happy Joyce too 🙂 glad she’s not feeling awful anymore.
Be glad I’ve been mainly listening to instrumental music lately. I think the only song I heard overday with any actual lyrics was “Forces Of Evil” which wasn’t by an actual band.
I know those little dangling bits from her coat are flying out like that because Joyce just arrived at speed, but they also do so look like she’s got friendly alien tentacles, waving hello.
People often say “Good Morning to me when I first show up to work. And it often gets on my nerves because…while I am not displeased to see them, those words may very well be the first words to come out of my mouth that day and it”s in a sorta “call and response” manner of which I’m only really say out of a formality. And since my throat is probably dry and unprepared to speak I don’t have the same energy in my “good morning” as they have. But I’ll come across as rude if I do not say it back.
I don’t know when I became such a curmudgeon but that’s how I feel.
“Oh, is it? I hadn’t noticed.”
“And to you, my optimistic friend.”
“And the very best of all good things to you this morning.”
“I haven’t killed anyone yet, so it must be.”
“Perhaps. Perhaps. We shall see. We shall see.”
“Odd. That’s what my grandmother used to say, God rest her soul.”
“An absolutely tip-top spiffing morning indeed.”
“What are the qualities that make one morning good and another less so? Every morning is individual. When we say good morning, is it really fair to compare one morning to another as though it were a competition?”
“Once I wake up, I’ll see if I agree.”
“Tolerable morning at any rate.”
“Mornings should be outlawed, but this one has behaved so far.”
“Indeed, it’s a good day to die.”
“That’s what it wants you to think. You know, it’s pretending to catch you off guard.”
“What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” – Gandalf
I usually wake up with a song stuck in my head, no idea how common this is. Borderline can’t not be singing or humming in the morning. Lately it’s tended to be something off of Yebba’s album because I’ve been fairly obsessed with it for a couple weeks. Sometimes I’ll be surprised with a tune i haven’t heard in years. Brains are fun? Sometimes??
I usually just respond with “Hello!” Then again, I’ve spent most of my adult life working the graveyard shift, so I don’t necessarily share most people’s definition of “morning”.
Good Morning!
Good Morning!
We’ve talked the whole night through!
Good Morning!
Good Morning to you!
If you’re going to say goodm Morning with gusto I’m gonna refrence Singing in the Rain.
The first one is creepier and therefore also funnier (depending on the soundscape), and the second one is definitely more flirty and therefore also funnier.
I enjoy the first one cuz I have this strange affinity for the concept of someone bending over backwards while sitting on your lap to deliver an upside down spiderman kiss of sorts.
I don’t even know how possible it is but it certainly would not be easy.
Taffy
Easier than one might think, based solely on personal experience. Long as the one in the lap is about a head shorter than the lap’s owner and/or the seat is leaning back a bit. It’s a little work, but worth the while.
Yotomoe
That’s good to know! Though a Reverse Ciao Girl would just be a friendly hello from that position.
I used to come up behind people and like. Squeak, at obnoxiously high pitch. For the jump scare and also because I could make unreasonably high sounds. Volume wasn’t the *point*… But it was usually also high.
Then I became a teacher, with like, triggerable tinnitus/auditory issues, and kids would yell in my ear to be deliberately shitty, or just cos 13/4 is not a good age for indoor voices, and I knew Remorse.
Wha what? What was the plan? Hey Jenifer, Joyce doesn’t want to see me and she feels beset by questions about her health come with me and together we will ask about her health.
Another question is it normal not to lock your dorm room?
119 thoughts on “Chirpy”
The Wellerman
Haven’t seen one of those in a while! ?
Feels good to see Joyce doing her signature move again! ?
*plays “Yoshi Star Galaxy” by Koji Kondo on hacked muzak*
darkoneko
Good morning !
Ana Chronistic
so, is it better to see it coming or not ?
Thag Simmons
Eh, lateral move
cbwroses
The trick is she wants you to think you see it coming, only so she can appear to your left so you can call her a “clever girl” prior to be “GOOD MORNING”ed to death.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Joyce: On your left! GOOD MORNING!
Billie: Gahhhck! *clutches chest, keels over*
Needfuldoer
Billiefer: “I’M COMIN’, ELIZABETH!”
Sarah: “Oh NO, NOT YOU TOO.”
Wack'd
and i went on a journey
and i forgot where i left my body
they’re gonna tow you
if they think you’re abandoned
you’ve got to act like you’re not abandoned
Bicycle Bill
Just leave a note — “I ate’nt dead.”
Ed Rhodes
I hit “flag” and can’t get rid of it. That was wrong! This shouldn’t be flagged! Sorry!
Needfuldoer
Don’t worry about that. It takes five people flagging a comment before anything happens, and even then it just gets bumped into a moderation queue for Willis to review. If the comment gets reinstated, it can’t be flagged again.
Opus the Poet
Have I told you about getting scraped off the street and telling the guy closest to my head to be careful of my broken leg? I can’t remember if I told you or someone else.
Sporky
I left my body and I went on a journey, and I forgot where I left my body
Sporky
Oh god dammit
Sirksome
She’s grinning when you’re sleeping, she’s chipper when you’re awake. She knows when you’ve been bad or good so wake up between the hours of 4 and 6 am for goodness sake!
Jess
Oh! Becky isn’t tagged! She doesn’t exist!
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Must be a Robo-Becky duplicate.
Sombrero
Jennifer’s soul invaded Becky’s body, kicking Becky’s soul off the strip.
Madock345
That title text hurt me XD
Psi Baka Onna
I regret going back to check what it was. Goddamnit Willis…
Decidedly Orthogonal
Loved it!
Blume
It’s interesting to see just how much Becky knows about her friend, sorta sweet! Feels like she felt worried about her back then too. I don’t think Joyce needs to be babied into taking her pills, but getting someone who already knows helping her to feel more comfortable about the idea isn’t the worst!
I missed happy Joyce too 🙂 glad she’s not feeling awful anymore.
Stephen Bierce
Be glad I’ve been mainly listening to instrumental music lately. I think the only song I heard overday with any actual lyrics was “Forces Of Evil” which wasn’t by an actual band.
Stephen Bierce
Sounds Like A KISS Ripoff Act.
Cerusee
I know those little dangling bits from her coat are flying out like that because Joyce just arrived at speed, but they also do so look like she’s got friendly alien tentacles, waving hello.
Joshua Kronengold
Just sayin’, but Joyce would make a FANTASTIC cheery tentacled horror.
Cerusee
You’ve said it, and now I’m seeing it.
It’s so *cute*!
DailyBrad
Our gal’s back in business!
Yotomoe
People often say “Good Morning to me when I first show up to work. And it often gets on my nerves because…while I am not displeased to see them, those words may very well be the first words to come out of my mouth that day and it”s in a sorta “call and response” manner of which I’m only really say out of a formality. And since my throat is probably dry and unprepared to speak I don’t have the same energy in my “good morning” as they have. But I’ll come across as rude if I do not say it back.
I don’t know when I became such a curmudgeon but that’s how I feel.
milu
I mean, it still takes less muscular effort than “Socially appropriate greeting”, though that one is lighter mentally
Clif
You need to develope a repertoire of answers.
“Oh, is it? I hadn’t noticed.”
“And to you, my optimistic friend.”
“And the very best of all good things to you this morning.”
“I haven’t killed anyone yet, so it must be.”
“Perhaps. Perhaps. We shall see. We shall see.”
“Odd. That’s what my grandmother used to say, God rest her soul.”
“An absolutely tip-top spiffing morning indeed.”
“What are the qualities that make one morning good and another less so? Every morning is individual. When we say good morning, is it really fair to compare one morning to another as though it were a competition?”
“Once I wake up, I’ll see if I agree.”
“Tolerable morning at any rate.”
“Mornings should be outlawed, but this one has behaved so far.”
“Indeed, it’s a good day to die.”
“That’s what it wants you to think. You know, it’s pretending to catch you off guard.”
Good morning, Yotomoe!
thejeff
“What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” – Gandalf
milu
“In this economy?!”
Or just cackle maniacally. Normalize deranged laughter
Decidedly Orthogonal
Use deranged laughter. But never normalize it.
Carms
Have a food or drink that you can believably or actually have a mouth full of, and gesture hi with the hand holding the food/drink.
DailyBrad
I do this or sometimes point to my throat to indicate it’s dry and that I want to drink first before getting into pleasantries.
Decidedly Orthogonal
This is best done with an obviously still factory sealed container.
Leorale
Could you drink some water and talk to yourself before you get to work?
My mom often sings in the morning. It’s hella wholesome.
milu
I usually wake up with a song stuck in my head, no idea how common this is. Borderline can’t not be singing or humming in the morning. Lately it’s tended to be something off of Yebba’s album because I’ve been fairly obsessed with it for a couple weeks. Sometimes I’ll be surprised with a tune i haven’t heard in years. Brains are fun? Sometimes??
EpochFlame
reply: “Thanks”
Hof1991
Guys. Don’t be Marco Rubio or Ted cruz on this. Just nod or wave and carry on.
anon
Dwight: I see you guys every day, can i not just say “good month” lol
Wizard
I usually just respond with “Hello!” Then again, I’ve spent most of my adult life working the graveyard shift, so I don’t necessarily share most people’s definition of “morning”.
tim gueguen
We must hope no one teaches Joyce ’70s kung fu movie kung fu. She’d probably develop Triangle Grin Fist and be a danger to everyone.
UrsulaDavina
Good Morning!
Good Morning!
We’ve talked the whole night through!
Good Morning!
Good Morning to you!
If you’re going to say goodm Morning with gusto I’m gonna refrence Singing in the Rain.
Mano308gts
Next thing you know, they’re going to have a theological debate about whether Moses supposes his toes are roses…. Or not. XD
NickG
He supposes erroneously.
Hof1991
I cain’t stand it.
RassilonTDavros
Comedic nigh-teleportation will never not be one of my favorite comedic devices.
Clif
What? Never?
shadowcell
Dumbing of Age Book 13: It Works Just As Well From Behind
AbacusWizard
I was thinking
Dumbing of Age Book 13: Her Grinning Mouth Eclipsing Your Senses
Yotomoe
https://imgur.com/a/2oRdyRg
A quick illustration to figure out what a Reverse Ciao girl might look like.
Taffy
The first one is creepier and therefore also funnier (depending on the soundscape), and the second one is definitely more flirty and therefore also funnier.
Yotomoe
I enjoy the first one cuz I have this strange affinity for the concept of someone bending over backwards while sitting on your lap to deliver an upside down spiderman kiss of sorts.
I don’t even know how possible it is but it certainly would not be easy.
Taffy
Easier than one might think, based solely on personal experience. Long as the one in the lap is about a head shorter than the lap’s owner and/or the seat is leaning back a bit. It’s a little work, but worth the while.
Yotomoe
That’s good to know! Though a Reverse Ciao Girl would just be a friendly hello from that position.
anon
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3587353177954382 wouldn’t be as creepy unless joyce was able to do this full on, but that’d be fun to see how walky would react to her joyfully doing this woards him
milu
Next up: sixty-n’hi’ne, ‘whassup dog’gy style, f’hello’tio and ‘yo’nic massage
jeffepp
Teleporting is working again.
BBCC
That is the correct response to sudden, way too loud ‘good mornings’, Jennifer. XD
That said, it’s good to see Joyce is feeling better.
Pocky
Here lies Jennifer
Died via small Christian woman jumpscares
cbwroses
Small atheist woman jump-scares.
Unless you consider Becky as the setup for said scare.
King Daniel
Hey, Jennifer also considers herself Christian. She could be the “small Christian woman”. 😛
cbwroses
I don’t think Jennifer is generally considered small by most aspects.
Needfuldoer
Looks like she’s a little taller than Becky and Joyce, who are about 5’4″.
Taffy
Panel 4 is so loud the audio is clipping. That’s not good for the speakers, Joyce.
Carms
I used to come up behind people and like. Squeak, at obnoxiously high pitch. For the jump scare and also because I could make unreasonably high sounds. Volume wasn’t the *point*… But it was usually also high.
Then I became a teacher, with like, triggerable tinnitus/auditory issues, and kids would yell in my ear to be deliberately shitty, or just cos 13/4 is not a good age for indoor voices, and I knew Remorse.
Francoinblanco
Wha what? What was the plan? Hey Jenifer, Joyce doesn’t want to see me and she feels beset by questions about her health come with me and together we will ask about her health.
Another question is it normal not to lock your dorm room?
Alex
Probably the plan was for Jennifer to help but for Becky to make it clear that it was her idea and not Dorothy’s.
Amós Batista