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Clinkle-klink
Posted on April 30, 2013 by David M Willis

198 thoughts on “Clinkle-klink”

  1. Jen Aside

    It’s the best stuff on Earth!

    1. Skull025

      Right after recycling and that wonderful “clink clink” sound!
      The clink sound of LIES.

      1. Aizat

        And where I’m from, the sound of cash.

        1. qka

          Ah yes. Reminded me of my college days, hitting a few of the big lecture halls before the janitors in order to scrounge enough soda cans to redeem and then use that money to buy dinner.

        2. Jessie

          Why anyone ever reminisces fondly about college is beyond me.

        3. Roborat

          Really? It was one of the best times of my life. I was off alone for the first time (3 hours from home), surrounded by others in the same situation, and lived in a co-ed floor in res, with more girls than boys, and some of them (the girls) were even interested in me, even met my first real girlfriend there, and later my wife. It was heaven.

        4. MichaelHaneline

          My undergrad years were spent majoring in art. I was surrounded by awesome art nerds every day and suddenly had many pretty girls who showed interest in me and interest in doing things I thought I’d only ever see performed by professionals on the internet.

          Now HIGHSCHOOL, I don’t understand why anyone ever reminisces about that.

        5. Plasma Mongoose

          The best thing about highschool was lunchtime.

        6. Kernanator

          For me it was marching band. But yeah, compared to what I’m doing in college, high school was shit.

        7. Kernanator

          Because it’s better than high school.

        8. Pat

          Cash that you already paid.

      2. Logician

        When I was a student the limit on bringing booze from France to the UK was about one bottle of spirits & a few bottles of wine, but the saving on duty was huge, so you took as much as you dared. Walking through the “nothing to declare” channel past the inspectors and hearing that telltale clink sound of bottles in your luggage was a unique feeling I wouldn’t want to repeat.

        Didn’t get stopped, though.

    2. Tucker

      We all love Snapple.

  2. Plasma Mongoose

    20 proof ‘Snapple’

    1. Kernanator

      oh hey, looks like Joyce has become possessed.

      1. Skull025

        SWEET FATHER-FUCKING HADES, JOYCE IS POSSESSED.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Clearly the glass she is holding contains the ‘devil’s drink’. 😀

        2. ASmellyOgre

          You mean ginger ale with roofies in it?

        3. Skull025

          I was going to say watered down rum.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Going by my Joyce grav’s expression, I would say more like ‘ruthies’. 😀

        5. Dibullba

          Though with it being Joyce, I am gonna go with alcohol added to her kool-aid.

      2. JBO

        Who would win in a star contest between PM’s and Kernanator’s gravatar?

        1. Aeyt

          I think Angry Bird in ASmellyOgres gravatar wins both.

        2. Kernanator

          Yelling Bird, not Angry Bird.

    2. Nightmarewarden

      Joyce spotted a wild atheist. Atheist uses Attract! Joyce is unphased. Joyce uses Bible! Atheist uses Gift of Friendship! Joyce is protected by Bible! Atheist uses Bad Pun. Joyce uses REVERSAL! And the Atheist is down! One. Two. Threeeeeeee! Joyce gains 2 Exp. and one Walky Smooch*.

      *Walky Smooches are nontransferable and they must be used in the presence of Walky and Dorothy.

  3. AgentKeen

    Klinky clink, clinkle

    1. Mr. Random

      Jolly old saint Krinkle.

  4. Yotomoe

    This brings up a philosophical question. Observing Billie’s ample posterior, how many bottles would one butt load for her be?

    1. AgentKeen

      Still not enough booze, erm, snapple

    2. lucan

      I want to say a 20 pack but that seems a bit conservative

      1. saltchocolate

        In every flavor except Diet.

    3. Kernanator

      How much drink could a drunk drunk drink if a drunk drunk could drink drink?

      1. Skull025

        Perhaps if a drunk drunk drink when a drunk drank drunk drink, then the drunk drank drunk drunks drunkenly drink drunken drund;ls dka; and dink dung snunk drank drunk?
        Slurrrry, i jus ‘ad a LOD of Snapppple.

        1. Yotomoe

          A drunk drunk’d drink drinks until the drunk drunk can’t drink drinks anymore.

        2. Skull025

          shur wurds r makin da page spin. ow duz a dunk drin dink dunk drunk drinky drunks drunk?

        3. Kernanator

          …Yes?

        4. Icalasari

          No

          Maybe?

          I don’t know…

        5. Mr. Random

          The answer is 42. Because it’s ALWAYS forty-two. Because this is the internet.

        6. Totz the Plaid

          Can you repeat the question?

    4. Andy

      I’m willing to take a crack at answering this, using a hands-on approach.

  5. Vivvav

    That’s not the only buttload, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
    (The joke is her ass is big)

    1. AgentKeen

      So is a buttload of butts just one butt, suddenly making it a really small amount of butts?

      1. Aizat

        I think it’s pain load of butts.

  6. Brain

    I almost didn’t recognize Billy. But then, booze.

    1. Orion Fury

      I didn’t at all. I thought it was a new character until I read the tags.

      1. cookie1995

        it’s the fact she isn’t wearing her glasses that threw me

  7. Plasma Mongoose

    Over here in South Oz, you can get 10c back for every empty bottle you take to the recyclers.

    1. Zababcd

      Also in the Nothern Territory… not that I live there. I can read the bottles, though.

    2. Jim

      Lucky, we only get 5 cents here in “Kirk” country

    3. MrMikeman212

      In New Zealand we don’t get a cent 🙁

  8. Darth

    Speaking of butts…

  9. Yotomoe

    alternate Billie line:
    The remains of the last girl who asked too many questions.

  10. Robbie C

    My greatest fear in life is not winding up with a girl like Billie.

    1. Yotomoe

      That gravitar is perfect.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      You want an Asian alcoholic girlfriend?

      1. Yotomoe

        Don’t we all?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I rather not have an alcoholic for a GF, moreso since I’m a teetotaller, I also rather she didn’t smoke.

        2. Aizat

          So do I. Knucks?

      2. Yes Son, I Am Space

        Yes. Yes I do.

      3. Big Ninja Jim

        Who doesn’t? You know besides straight women and Gay men I mean.

        1. Nightmarewarden

          Once you go Billie, you never need a willie.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Are you suggesting that if Billie became your GF, you will never get laid again?

      4. Kernanator

        …Maybe.

      5. Aizat

        I want one, just without the alcoholic part. Just one question, which part of Asia are we talking here?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          In this case, mainly the Chinese, Japanese and Korean parts.

        2. Aizat

          I’ll take Japanese then.

        3. Peruhain

          Turning Japanese? :p

      6. Totz the Plaid

        Well, I like the cuddly chub & glasses parts of Billie. I like a girl with a booty and a bit of a belly (and softness in other places, too).

        1. Rheinman

          Agree.

        2. Kernanator

          Yes.

      7. Roborat

        Had one, the asian girlfriend part, not so much the alcoholic part.

    3. Kernanator

      Yes.

      Also, CRY SOME MORE!

      1. Regalli

        So many Joyces. So many different moods.

        I kinda want to change my gravatar now to triangle smile Joyce so that we get the full spectrum or something.

        1. Regalli

          I regret nothing.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          We should all ‘rejoyce’. 😀

        3. Kernanator

          I AM OVERJOYCED.

        4. Regalli

          Personally, I’m Joyceful.

        5. Yotomoe

          Mind if I Joyce in?

        6. Aizat

          Joyce out, yo!

        7. Andiemus

          It’s a Joycey thing.

        8. Kernanator

          Will the real Joyce Joycey please stand up?

        9. cookie1995

          there is An Abundance of Joyces

        10. Roborat

          And now I am all Joyced out.

      2. Aizat

        Vat was that, sandvich? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA!

  11. NerdHerder

    No need to be rude, Billie. She just wants to ass you a question.

    1. Yotomoe

      Not to butt in, but I think she realizes that.

      1. Big Ninja Jim

        Both of you are being Cheeky.

        1. Yotomoe

          Well look who decided to rear his head!

        2. Big Ninja Jim

          Well I had to get off my Duff sometime.

      2. Kernanator

        I am posteriorating that she does not wish to be disturbed in her task.

        1. Shobo

          Seems simple in hind sight.

        2. Aizat

          Hope she put this incident behind her.

        3. Mr. Random

          Butt if she does, it might end up biting her in the end.

        4. Aizat

          Well, she just have to make sure that this incident won’t rear it’s ugly head.

        5. Roborat

          I feel the need to butt in here and inform you all that you are making asses of yourselves.

  12. Turtlesarefun

    TIL Billie’s ass goes “Clink Klinkle Clink.”

    1. Aizat

      So, you could say she has some junk in the trunk? *rimshot* And cue angry comments.

  13. Kernanator

    Snapple, Crapple, and Popple.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      All part of a complete(ly unhealthy) breakfast.

      1. Yotomoe

        It’s like rice crispies, but it’s broken shards of glass!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          “Just like a vodka shake, only crunchy.”

  14. Z3tto

    Maybe it is Snapple. Who knows, Dumbing of Age could’ve been a 90s-era anime dub all along.

    1. Regalli

      Quick! *Throws a rice ball into the comic* Let us see what they change it to!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Riceball? You meant to say ‘doughnut” right? 😛

        1. Regalli

          What? Nooo. Clearly we’re eating sandwiches.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          …and the mini octopi are sudden;y ‘cocktail weiners’.

    2. Kernanator

      Bubbly Bottles of Snapple?

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      But if I recall correctly, this webcomic has alredy mentioned gaming technology that has only existed in recent times and I am fairly certain that at least one character has a smrt phone.

      1. AgentKeen

        Actually, that still sounds like it could fit in an anime

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          We already have a tsundere, a kuudere and even a yandere, so it’s possible.

      2. Yotomoe

        Keep in mind that japan is always 20 years ahead of us technoligically.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          That’s the weird thing about Japan, despite its rep, for most part, it’s not a very hi-tech place.

        2. slicedtoad

          …you linked a cracked article. Maybe it’s a serious one, but since most of them aren’t, it’s like the worst possible source.

        3. Ryorin

          Parts are accurate (otaku have a bad rep in Japan) and parts are exaggerated (Japanese is not impossible to learn, guys, the writing system just takes a bit of getting used to). The bit about it being low-tech is misleading; the way companies function (such as using fax and paper and whatnot) changes very slowly, but other things are very high tech compared to here. There are people who aren’t that great with computers because they do EVERYTHING internet-related with their phones instead and have for years. They do not send texts, but e-mails. Really, the development and focus of tech is different, but that doesn’t mean worse.

          /lecture on Japan

        4. Anickel4u

          I agree with you Mongoose… not all japan is high tech, and also, they have a big senior population…
          But that article its an outrage.. as a “use to live in fukuoka guy”
          I call it exagerated.. and bullshit…

        5. Aizat

          20 years ahead? So, will we be seeing giant robots in the near future?

  15. saltchocolate

    If you can recycle the evidence in the middle of the night, you didn’t drink it.

  16. timemonkey

    So, is she about to run into Ruth again?

  17. karloaf

    Ruth incoming

  18. John

    Billie in her undies and a trash bag full of booze. That’s a good weekend.

    1. Yotomoe

      For everyone.

    2. Kernanator

      One might even go so far as to say it’s the best weekend.

    3. Josh

      Unfortunately I’m pretty sure today is a Thursday in comic time. 😉

      1. John

        That’s when weekends started at my college!

  19. Emoroffle

    I had no idea Snapple made a stout.

  20. Plasma Mongoose

    “99 bottles of beer on the floor, 99 bottles of beer…”

    1. Aizat

      You pick one up, chug it down, 98 bottles of beer on the floor.

      1. Wonder Wig

        You pick one up, chug it down, 97 bottles of beer on the floor.

        1. Kernanator

          Ya pick one up, chug it down, 96 bottles of beer on th’ floor.

        2. cookie1995

          Ya pick one up, chug it down, 95 bottles of beer on th’ floor.

        3. Kernanator

          Ya pick one up, shug it down, 94 bottlesh of beer on th’ floor.

        4. Nightmarewarden

          Ya pick one up, chug it down 93 bottles of beer on th’ floor
          (kern is a lightweight it would seem)

        5. luxlucis

          You pick one up, chug it down, 92 bottles of beer on the floor.

        6. Aizat

          You pick one up, chug it down, 91 bottles of beer on the floor.

        7. Totz the Plaid

          Pick one up, chug it down, 90 bottles of beer on the floor.

        8. Xydux

          You pick one up, chug it down, 89 bottles of beer on the floor.

        9. cookie1995

          You pick one up, chug it down, 88 bottles of beer on the floor.

        10. Mogotoo

          You pick one up, chug it down, 88 bottles of beer on the floor.

        11. Mogotoo

          Sorry, 87.

        12. Totz the Plaid

          Pick one up, chug it down, 86 bottles of beer on the floor.

        13. Nightmarewarden

          Ya pick one up, chug it down, 94 bottles of beer on th’ floor.

  21. Wonder Wig

    Somewhere, Walky’s ears prick-up at the word “Snapple”

  22. Chronomancer

    We would have also excepted “My hopes and dreams”.

    1. Aizat

      Here lies Billy’s hopes and dreams.

  23. Aizat

    Panel 4: Side ASS SHOT.

    1. Kernanator

      Excellent, another one to add to the collection.

  24. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership

    I wonder it that’s Ruth’s very same ‘Cut Myself Shaving’ excuse for the exact same situation? Why think of one yourself when you could just copy someone less stupid, but with the very same kind of dorm violations to cover up?

  25. TrueVCU

    The alcoholic’s walk of shame

  26. Mo

    Our housing corner store sold IBC root beer and cream soda in glass bottles, so that was the go-to in the dorms. As an RA, I never pushed it. (But then, I was less Ruth; i.e. I did it for the free room and board and not so much the authority and femur-collecting.)

    1. Megatron

      Femurs are the only useful part you fleshings have!

  27. Derek

    Billie has brown panties? Wouldn’t a party girl like her have something less boring? IDK I think her whole colour palette is browns and beiges which does not match my idea of a modern woman of fashion :p

    1. TrueVCU

      Those are her “I am not currently trying to get laid” panties

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      Maybe they’re chocolate edible panties. 🙂

      1. Aizat

        Wait, those are real?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Better to hide the skidmarks with. 😛

        2. Aizat

          And you pretty much eating appetizer for the “main” course, if you know what I mean.

    3. David

      It’s technically a dark red, towards black. There’s no yellow or blue in it at all.

      1. Zababcd

        Actually, this pixel is technically a dark orange (therefore brown). Whatever you’re using to design these comics, it’s doing its best to undermine your authority. Slightly, on that particular pixel, anyway.

        1. David

          Yeah, you’ll notice that I do my standard shading these days (since the talk in the Galasso’s bathroom) with 30% dark red instead of 30% flat black. However, there’s still no yellow in that pixel. It’s actually still the same hue. It’s just a different saturation.

        2. Megatron

          Damn art majors.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Do you use RGB or CMYK?

        4. xKiv

          Funny thing, using gimp to decompose the gif into CMYK shows that most of the image has at least some yellow in it – and most of the panties is around 22% in yellow …
          That doesn’t make much sense in HSV, but in HSV, it doesn’t seem to make sense at all to say that a color has an amount of another color in it. Otherwise you could say that red is 50% yellow and 50% magenta. And dark red would have 50% dark yellow and 50% dark magenta. Or any other equally (or more) nonsensical combination.
          Really, what does “it has some yellow in it” or “it doesn’t have any yellow in it” even mean?

  28. Wack'd

    I kinda hope this scene holds on Mary, rather than taking the obvious route and having Ruth show up. There’s something about this ‘verse’s Mary that I find fascinating.

    1. Kernanator

      THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY.

      1. Wack'd

        Can’t believe I didn’t realize the first go-around that Willis already went there.

    2. dropded

      That was over for me when she yelled at Joyce for hanging out with Dorothy and Sierra.

  29. Dierna

    Hey man. Don’t knock a Hawaiian Sunrise or Kiwiberry Boat till you’ve had em! 2 rather nummy Vodka/Snapple cocktails.

    http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/by_ingredient/s/snapple-820.html

  30. KikiKoala

    So is it really sad that i took out my trash today filled to the brim with bottles like hers? Only mine actually WAS filled with a buttload of Snapple? I think I have a Snapple addiction here guys.

    1. Vivvav

      You sound like my college roommate from last year. He drank nothing but Snapple and Dr. Pepper.

  31. TPman

    I too had a Snapple problem in college.

    1. Aeyt

      Couldn’t get enough of that Mango Madness?

  32. Nightmarewarden

    She could just swing the bag in a continuous circle so it wouldn’t be shaking back and forth. On the other hand then she would be wildly swinging a bag of very breakable glass…

  33. Kernanator

    I drink my apple juice (and sometimes Hawaiian Punch) like it’s friggin’ booze.

    1. Aizat

      So how does it feel getting punched by a Hawaiian?

      1. Kernanator

        Painful.

  34. Notebooked

    I’ve drunk Snapple…once, I think. I’ve had worse.

  35. Raen

    This is why secret alcoholics should only drink the hard stuff.

    And if that is the hard stuff, girl’s got a problem.

    1. John

      If that is the hard stuff, girl’s got a liver of iron, too.

  36. CRtwenty

    It’s nice to see that Mary can glare accusingly even right after waking up.

  37. Heavensrun

    Ohmigod, you guys, I think…I think Billie might have a drinking problem.

    1. Jimmy

    2. Jimmy

      Oops, I meant to say Billie’s drinking problem is nothing compared to Ted Striker’s

      1. Aizat

        Well, he never got over Macho Grande. What’s Billie’s excuse?

    3. Kernanator

      GASP.

  38. vanjealous

    Billie’s been dipping into her favorite French beverage again…Jacques Dannielle!

  39. Crumplepunch

    A buttload indeed.

  40. Jessie

    Looks like Mary’s finally decided to start getting dressed before 3 pm.

  41. CathyGarrett (@CathyGarrett)

    “Hey, drunky! That’s right, I’m calling you a drunky and there’s nothing you can do about it because I’m protected by my impenetrable cereal box fort and there’s nothing you can do abou– AH!”

  42. nothri

    Speaking of buttloads….are you sure you wanna walk around the halls in your panties, Billie? The last thing you want is for Ruth to…get a load of your butt. At least I assume so….

    1. John

      Well, you know what they say about assuming. You make an ass out of… dat ass. Where was I going with this?

      Anyway, she just wants Ruth to assk nicely first. bongo shouldna shoved her. She’d have been down with bongo trying to suck the booze out of her tongue if bongo hadna shoved her.

  43. Stephen

    Snappy response.

  44. Alex

    What a coincidence, I drink booze like it’s Snapple!

    (By keeping it in the fridge and never touching it until it wastes away)

  45. Aeyt

    I love me some Snapple.

  46. Pinja

    I wonder where this is going

    Ruth is the obvious suspect for interruption but I guess it could be elsewise.

    1. Roborat

      Down the hall to the recycler?

  47. NinjaNick

    Good excuse. 😛

  48. Kitty

    I’m honestly surprised anyone is asking! I guess she is in the freshman dorm but still!

  49. Narf

    CLINK CLINK CLANK CLINK CLANK

    Have I ever done this one before. Except replace the curious floor-mates with my parents (I never lived in residence, boo).

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