Joe’s face is always good for a laugh.
It’s like he is attempting to will it to happen like a Jedi.
He just doesn’t have enough midichlorians.
“Joe, the Penis will be with you … Always.”
Unless she’s into kinky stuff. Like knives. Or venereal diseases.
Hooray! Another fantasy ruined!
“This is not the man-whore you are looking for”
Made Of Win!
Someone’s channeling the dark side.
No midichlorians? Well…
…guess he’s gonna have to settle for the power of Greyskull. Roz knows what I’m talking about!
“Those are no boobies. Those are spacestations.”
Thoses are no moons, those are jocks with their pants down.
They are making out right now. From a certain point of view.
Thats no moon! Thats mooning!
That he saw in a dream.
Or a porno.
A porno he imagined in a dream.
Pornos on tv are technically tv shows.
Taking place in a dream.
Inception conception.
Conception: A person within a person
Shhhh we do not want him finding out.
Or that one time at band camp…
“I totally get it now. You just want people to understand the power you have over who gets in your cooter.”
Nnnnno, Joe, I don’t think The Todd ever got it to work before.
Leslie: “I’m just gonna stay here and reflect on Robin’s firm… stance on the issues.”
She’ll be in her bunk?
Leslie’s cooch is going to be like the Yellow Pages, she’s gonna let her fingers do the walking.
I bet her “lightsaber” will be coming out of the sock drawer for this one.
Vote Desanto! She’ll FORCE her LIGHTSABER into your DARK SIDE…
…huh?
*GROAN*
Place Joe as Jayne, and Robin and Leslie as Inara and the Senator respectively.
Firefly reference ftw!
Is Walky wearing a SEMME shirt?
What’s that? It looks like he’s wearing a pretty ordinary striped shirt.
The Yellow stripe always did represent SEMME, assuming it even exists in DoA.
A thousand times NO.
I’d say probably not. In this universe it’s probably just an ordinary shirt, or perhaps it’s a style. Or another fan thing from the Head Alien comic.
Yes. SEMME is an organization that harrasses Dexter the alien. Walky wants to be the bad guy.
It has TWO stripes not one.
One day Joe, the time will come when your dream will come true….and then you’ll wake up.
And hit your head on the top bunk.
Like in Zoolander.
And yet the most memorable thing for me would be getting out of class early. I’m such a slacker 🙂
*Internet-high-five*
Woot! I predicted the exact amount of time they’d been in there. XD
And I keep trying Joe… although turn around and look at Leslie. Or go find Roz and Ruth. >_><_<
Chapter two of what?
Their textbook?
Right. Wrong experience. The probably knew what texts they needed well before the the semester started.
Or she told them on the first day? *shrugs* This is their 3rd class.
Or is it there second? <_< No… I think it's the second.
Post still takes a while, but again, I’ve no clue on if there is a bookstore on this campus.
There are multiple bookstores. IU is pretty huge.
And yet they still lack the ever so essential, Taco Bell.
Was that show…Glee Joe? Does Joe watch Glee?
And the scene in question involved Kurt and Blaine? Because the trick totally worked for me in that case.
So, who’s the redhead with too much lipstick behind Leslie in panel three?
Meanwhile, in their dorm room, Sal and Billie are making out and HAVE NO IDEA WHY.
A thousand times THIS! 😀
“Sal, do you ever get the feeling that thousands of people are watching you?”
“…”
“Uh, yeah, me neither.”
This needs to happen!
During Dorothy’s interview, Joe will get his wish while trying out his powers on Billie and Ruth. This could be the start of a great running gag.
Oh Joe, I’d say never change, but I’m afraid you really wouldn’t.
I hope he changes his underwear at least.
He’s a college bachelor. It’s not guaranteed even if it is likely.
You kiddin’? The only thing that nutjob ever changes is which chick he’s pursuing for sex at the moment. XD
^^ Pretty much this.
Keep trying, it’s bound to work one day!
Look at how appropriate that avatar is.
I like the character development in this strip, on Dorothy’s part.
I hope we get back to amber soon. And her alter-ego.
Nothing brings people together like a split personality!
That, and I want to see some follow-up involving Dinah and Walky’s notes
86 thoughts on “Compete”
NCP19
Joe’s face is always good for a laugh.
Plasma Mongoose
It’s like he is attempting to will it to happen like a Jedi.
dchorror
He just doesn’t have enough midichlorians.
Ancestral Hamster
“Joe, the Penis will be with you … Always.”
wandering meme
Unless she’s into kinky stuff. Like knives. Or venereal diseases.
Hooray! Another fantasy ruined!
David Herbert
“This is not the man-whore you are looking for”
Plasma Mongoose
Made Of Win!
wandering meme
Someone’s channeling the dark side.
wandering meme
No midichlorians? Well…
…guess he’s gonna have to settle for the power of Greyskull. Roz knows what I’m talking about!
Kernanator
“Those are no boobies. Those are spacestations.”
Plasma Mongoose
Thoses are no moons, those are jocks with their pants down.
Crumplepunch
They are making out right now. From a certain point of view.
Khrene Cleaver
Thats no moon! Thats mooning!
Mkvenner
That he saw in a dream.
Mkvenner
Or a porno.
Ridureyu
A porno he imagined in a dream.
A. Colunga
Pornos on tv are technically tv shows.
Mkvenner
Taking place in a dream.
A. Colunga
Inception conception.
GJT
Conception: A person within a person
Mkvenner
Shhhh we do not want him finding out.
wandering meme
Or that one time at band camp…
Jen Aside
“I totally get it now. You just want people to understand the power you have over who gets in your cooter.”
Ragnal
Nnnnno, Joe, I don’t think The Todd ever got it to work before.
George
Leslie: “I’m just gonna stay here and reflect on Robin’s firm… stance on the issues.”
iSaidCandleja-
She’ll be in her bunk?
Plasma Mongoose
Leslie’s cooch is going to be like the Yellow Pages, she’s gonna let her fingers do the walking.
George
I bet her “lightsaber” will be coming out of the sock drawer for this one.
wandering meme
Vote Desanto! She’ll FORCE her LIGHTSABER into your DARK SIDE…
…huh?
Plasma Mongoose
*GROAN*
Daeva
Place Joe as Jayne, and Robin and Leslie as Inara and the Senator respectively.
Xalticus
Firefly reference ftw!
fellixe
Is Walky wearing a SEMME shirt?
Ridureyu
What’s that? It looks like he’s wearing a pretty ordinary striped shirt.
Plasma Mongoose
The Yellow stripe always did represent SEMME, assuming it even exists in DoA.
Mkvenner
A thousand times NO.
Kirby
I’d say probably not. In this universe it’s probably just an ordinary shirt, or perhaps it’s a style. Or another fan thing from the Head Alien comic.
dchorror
Yes. SEMME is an organization that harrasses Dexter the alien. Walky wants to be the bad guy.
Undrave
It has TWO stripes not one.
Jimmy
One day Joe, the time will come when your dream will come true….and then you’ll wake up.
Mkvenner
And hit your head on the top bunk.
Fauxlosopher
Like in Zoolander.
ALostProphet
And yet the most memorable thing for me would be getting out of class early. I’m such a slacker 🙂
RachelEvil
*Internet-high-five*
Kirby
Woot! I predicted the exact amount of time they’d been in there. XD
And I keep trying Joe… although turn around and look at Leslie. Or go find Roz and Ruth. >_><_<
dchorror
Chapter two of what?
Kirby
Their textbook?
dchorror
Right. Wrong experience. The probably knew what texts they needed well before the the semester started.
Kirby
Or she told them on the first day? *shrugs* This is their 3rd class.
Kirby
Or is it there second? <_< No… I think it's the second.
dchorror
Post still takes a while, but again, I’ve no clue on if there is a bookstore on this campus.
David
There are multiple bookstores. IU is pretty huge.
Wix
And yet they still lack the ever so essential, Taco Bell.
Jody
Was that show…Glee Joe? Does Joe watch Glee?
Phillip Wilde
And the scene in question involved Kurt and Blaine? Because the trick totally worked for me in that case.
Wackd
So, who’s the redhead with too much lipstick behind Leslie in panel three?
Daeva
Meanwhile, in their dorm room, Sal and Billie are making out and HAVE NO IDEA WHY.
Undrave
A thousand times THIS! 😀
Kernanator
“Sal, do you ever get the feeling that thousands of people are watching you?”
“…”
“Uh, yeah, me neither.”
Plasma Mongoose
This needs to happen!
George
During Dorothy’s interview, Joe will get his wish while trying out his powers on Billie and Ruth. This could be the start of a great running gag.
Kernanator
Oh Joe, I’d say never change, but I’m afraid you really wouldn’t.
Plasma Mongoose
I hope he changes his underwear at least.
Fauxlosopher
He’s a college bachelor. It’s not guaranteed even if it is likely.
Zanosuke_Kurosaki
You kiddin’? The only thing that nutjob ever changes is which chick he’s pursuing for sex at the moment. XD
Fauxlosopher
^^ Pretty much this.
ADHadh
Keep trying, it’s bound to work one day!
Menamebephil
Look at how appropriate that avatar is.
Azukar
I like the character development in this strip, on Dorothy’s part.
wandering meme
I hope we get back to amber soon. And her alter-ego.
Nothing brings people together like a split personality!
Sir Robin
That, and I want to see some follow-up involving Dinah and Walky’s notes
wandering meme