I was wondering whether that’s “And, for someone’s first time, it was …” or “And, unlike every time until now, it was …” =)
David Willis
Maybe if it read “THE first time” instead of “A first time.” Otherwise I’m not sure that’s what English means!
The Candyman
I actually did misread “A” as “The” at first.
xKiv
Huh. That must be one of those things that would be obvious *before* the fact to somebody who is a native speaker.
Jarid Scott
If something is “the” then it denotes it is
the only one or the most notable of such.
“A” would denote it is simply one among
others (possibly many). So I can see where
that might be confusing to a non-native
English speaker here. But in this instance,
there are words implied that are not outright
said. To be entirely grammatically-correct,
it would have to be something more like,
“Walky has sex for the first time, and for his
first time of having sex, it’s surprisingly not
embarassing nor aggressively terrible.”
It’s similar to if someone says, “Close
the door.” The subject of the sentence
is “You”. “You” is understood to be there
at the start of the sentence even though
it’s not spelled out. Grammatically, it should
be, “You, close the door.” But people don’t
really write OR say it that way.
Similarly, if someone says, “Sal is
prettier.” grammatically that should be
“Sal is prettier than she is.” It’s a
comparison, but from the context one could
identify who the other person being spoken of
was in a conversation. “Amber is pretty.”
“Sal is prettier.” The “than she is” is understood
to be there.
“A first time” in this instance is being used
to refer to Walkyhaving sex for the first time,
rather than one instance of sex. That conflicts
with the general usage of “a” and “the, but
in this context, what is meant is “HIS first time”.
f it were “for THE first time” that would
imply that Walky had sex previous times
that were embarassingly awkward and
aggressively terrible, rather than that “for (his)
first time (of having sex)” it was not those
things. “A first time” should really be “his”,
but for a native English speaker, it’s easier
to tell from the context who is being spoken of
even if “a” is being used instead of “his”.
It’s actually pretty confusing. Even more so
when you actually look at the parts involved
and try to figure out why we can understand it
just fine when the statement itself is
grammatically incorrect and shouldn’t really
work by the rules of our language.
It just does for some reason.
Tikitori
My first time was quite enjoyable. The second guy I was with was also a virgin, so while it was his first it was still enjoyable.
Maybe it’s not common, but just by myself I’ve made two first-timers have a great time. And remember, Dorothy is not a virgin in WPaS. I think that by itself helps a lot.
motorfirebox
Public notice: From now on, when discussing WPaS, that abbreviation must always be pronounced “whoopass”, whether speaking aloud or just seeing the abbreviation in print and hearing it in your head.
RevenantBacon
I second this motion.
Leorale
Thirded.
Sir Robin
Yeah, but her times were with Danny
DANNY!!!
Tikitori
Just because someone acts like a oblivious dork doesn’t mean they weren’t good in bed. And you know, he was probably really patient which is a huge plus.
The second guy I mentioned earlier? Being good in bed was his only plus.
“Danny set Dorothy’s bar so low that awkward inexperienced virgin(?) Walky could clear it.”
Red Robot
Well, I don’t quite know if we are allowed to discuss WPAS, but I have to say you are doing all three a big disservice! What happened between Walky and Dorothy was very sweet, not at all the clearing of a low bar. Walky was inexperienced, but as usual for him his awkwardness had a charming side. Dorothy was a magnificent teacher, and her subtle guidance more than made up for Walky’s inexperience. The chemistry between them would have been sufficient to get the A. Walky’s youthful stamina would have nudged the score into A+ territory. The A+++ can be attributed to Dorothy’s confidence and willingness to take charge of her pleasure and Walky’s.That makes me think that Dorothy and Dan learned some sweet things together back in the day! It is difficult to imagine, as this is the sort of thing that Danny could Dan very easily…but Dorothy looks like someone who has had good sex before and knows how to make it happen again. (Although, in fairness, her expression here makes me think that this is the best she’s ever had! )
Reltzik
Right, right, not saying otherwise, I was just looking for a way that Ridureyu could spin this into “Kill Danny”.
To me it comes off more like she’s satisfied. And if you’ve read the NSFW comic, she enjoyed herself plenty.
Maveric1984
Oh of course. And it wouldn’t have been very titilating or sold very well of it had been realistic, but damn I wish my first time had been half as good as that one :p
Ry
Me too! I wish that my first time will have been–WAS! WAS as good as this. *coughs*
Salmo
It was very accurate to my first time experience. She was not a virgin, I was, she helped me out and was supportive, and we banged all crazy style. This is not to say I didn’t get better, but we certainly had a mutually pleasurable experience, so I didn’t think it was unrealistic at all.
Maveric1984
Similar experience for me actually. I was, she wasn’t. She let me try a few things that were fun, and honestly, I think I get my appreciation of chubby girls from her. But I was overly nervous, and thought too much about it, so I did t get to finish.
285 thoughts on “Cooties”
Jen Aside
SPOILAR
Jen Aside
[Walky Performs Another Sex]
FuryOfFirestorm
Walky Performs A Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo
Jen Aside
Walky Performs a Sex 2: Sex Harder
[obviously]
Hoboturtle
Perform Sex with Avengence.
Perform Sex or Sex Hard
Its a Good Day to Perform a Sex
Got the rest of them
Icalasari
Walky Performs A Sex 2: Attack of the Sex
ninja_jesus
Walky Performs A Sex III: Revenge of the Sex
That guy
Walky Performs a Sex IV:A New Sex
Halloween Jack
The Sexening
Dorsilus
WAIT YOU MEAN WALKY PERFORMED A SEX THIS WHOLE TIME
TacosForever
Daaaaang!
BassBone
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnngggg!!!!
rachel
two weeks of doing it, that’s right! remember this shit is on comic book time!
Sir Robin
Even so, we know this is his first time, so I find this hard to believe
showler
We do? How?
AgentKeen
He intially is pretty ‘girls have cooties’, plus both he and Dorothy have specifically mentioned that he’s a virgin.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/frequency/
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/touch-2/
Despite_Rage
Well on a guess, any male that’s still stuck on “girls are icky” probably hasn’t gotten laid.
err… straight male anyway (I assume)
David Willis
It’s also explicitly spelled out in WPAS’s full title: http://www.dumbingofage.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/promotion01.png
xKiv
I was wondering whether that’s “And, for someone’s first time, it was …” or “And, unlike every time until now, it was …” =)
David Willis
Maybe if it read “THE first time” instead of “A first time.” Otherwise I’m not sure that’s what English means!
The Candyman
I actually did misread “A” as “The” at first.
xKiv
Huh. That must be one of those things that would be obvious *before* the fact to somebody who is a native speaker.
Jarid Scott
If something is “the” then it denotes it is
the only one or the most notable of such.
“A” would denote it is simply one among
others (possibly many). So I can see where
that might be confusing to a non-native
English speaker here. But in this instance,
there are words implied that are not outright
said. To be entirely grammatically-correct,
it would have to be something more like,
“Walky has sex for the first time, and for his
first time of having sex, it’s surprisingly not
embarassing nor aggressively terrible.”
It’s similar to if someone says, “Close
the door.” The subject of the sentence
is “You”. “You” is understood to be there
at the start of the sentence even though
it’s not spelled out. Grammatically, it should
be, “You, close the door.” But people don’t
really write OR say it that way.
Similarly, if someone says, “Sal is
prettier.” grammatically that should be
“Sal is prettier than she is.” It’s a
comparison, but from the context one could
identify who the other person being spoken of
was in a conversation. “Amber is pretty.”
“Sal is prettier.” The “than she is” is understood
to be there.
“A first time” in this instance is being used
to refer to Walkyhaving sex for the first time,
rather than one instance of sex. That conflicts
with the general usage of “a” and “the, but
in this context, what is meant is “HIS first time”.
f it were “for THE first time” that would
imply that Walky had sex previous times
that were embarassingly awkward and
aggressively terrible, rather than that “for (his)
first time (of having sex)” it was not those
things. “A first time” should really be “his”,
but for a native English speaker, it’s easier
to tell from the context who is being spoken of
even if “a” is being used instead of “his”.
It’s actually pretty confusing. Even more so
when you actually look at the parts involved
and try to figure out why we can understand it
just fine when the statement itself is
grammatically incorrect and shouldn’t really
work by the rules of our language.
It just does for some reason.
Tikitori
My first time was quite enjoyable. The second guy I was with was also a virgin, so while it was his first it was still enjoyable.
Maybe it’s not common, but just by myself I’ve made two first-timers have a great time. And remember, Dorothy is not a virgin in WPaS. I think that by itself helps a lot.
motorfirebox
Public notice: From now on, when discussing WPaS, that abbreviation must always be pronounced “whoopass”, whether speaking aloud or just seeing the abbreviation in print and hearing it in your head.
RevenantBacon
I second this motion.
Leorale
Thirded.
Sir Robin
Yeah, but her times were with Danny
DANNY!!!
Tikitori
Just because someone acts like a oblivious dork doesn’t mean they weren’t good in bed. And you know, he was probably really patient which is a huge plus.
The second guy I mentioned earlier? Being good in bed was his only plus.
David Herbert
Twice.
Ridureyu
Drat. I can’t think of a way to spin this into “Kill Danny!”
Reltzik
“Danny set Dorothy’s bar so low that awkward inexperienced virgin(?) Walky could clear it.”
Red Robot
Well, I don’t quite know if we are allowed to discuss WPAS, but I have to say you are doing all three a big disservice! What happened between Walky and Dorothy was very sweet, not at all the clearing of a low bar. Walky was inexperienced, but as usual for him his awkwardness had a charming side. Dorothy was a magnificent teacher, and her subtle guidance more than made up for Walky’s inexperience. The chemistry between them would have been sufficient to get the A. Walky’s youthful stamina would have nudged the score into A+ territory. The A+++ can be attributed to Dorothy’s confidence and willingness to take charge of her pleasure and Walky’s.That makes me think that Dorothy and Dan learned some sweet things together back in the day! It is difficult to imagine, as this is the sort of thing that Danny could Dan very easily…but Dorothy looks like someone who has had good sex before and knows how to make it happen again. (Although, in fairness, her expression here makes me think that this is the best she’s ever had! )
Reltzik
Right, right, not saying otherwise, I was just looking for a way that Ridureyu could spin this into “Kill Danny”.
Ivan
Dot has prune lips for a lower lip. That will look nasty when she runs for Congress at 25, let alone higher office 20 years after that.
Mr. Random
And it was hos first time too.
Mr. Random
His.
someguywithakatana
No no… It’s.. it’s just fine… It’s beautiful…
adasdasda
Walky is naturally gifted
David Herbert
He always gets a good grade without too much studying.
Lord Ellion
Lol Joyce would know. XD
Quatoria
Adorkable and ridiculous. And totally what I needed after rereading the full Amber arc.
shadowcell
what, no nipple tag?
Baker
No sideboob tag either
Mr. Random
Both are acceptable.
Roborat
Maybe because there is not much there?
XMD
I agree, we cannot condone only 3/4ths of a nipple!
Idon'tcarenomore
uh huh. Happy people. That’s nice.
Where Amber and Danny?
someguywithakatana
right next to them.
coweringinfearofyourkatana
That took a disturbing turn.
someguywithakatana
You’re welcome
David Herbert
But they did sex again. Possibly three times depending on how you count it.
Thanks, I'll Have Another!
“Mammals are weird”
Maveric1984
They only had two Amazi-condoms. Tho I suppose if you count a BJ as a “sex” then you’re right.
I will say tho, my first time wasn’t nearly that good.
Rex Hondo
Nobody’s first time is terribly good. She’s biting her lip to keep from laughing because he looks so proud of himself.
David Herbert
To me it comes off more like she’s satisfied. And if you’ve read the NSFW comic, she enjoyed herself plenty.
Maveric1984
Oh of course. And it wouldn’t have been very titilating or sold very well of it had been realistic, but damn I wish my first time had been half as good as that one :p
Ry
Me too! I wish that my first time will have been–WAS! WAS as good as this. *coughs*
Salmo
It was very accurate to my first time experience. She was not a virgin, I was, she helped me out and was supportive, and we banged all crazy style. This is not to say I didn’t get better, but we certainly had a mutually pleasurable experience, so I didn’t think it was unrealistic at all.
Maveric1984
Similar experience for me actually. I was, she wasn’t. She let me try a few things that were fun, and honestly, I think I get my appreciation of chubby girls from her. But I was overly nervous, and thought too much about it, so I did t get to finish.
The second time however…
rhelmot
holy wow I didn’t think the bead-style eyes could get that big
Wonder Wig
Mammals are a W word.
chase
WIIGII!
Aizat
WOO?
Mr. Random
Whoopie?
lejwocky
Warm blooded
Shadow12000
Your Dale gravitar makes that seem so sinister.
Yotomoe
Damnit Walky. I don’t care about you and your healthy relationship and perfect life. I wanna get back to the crazy people!
timemonkey
But isn’t Sierra nearby?
Doctor_Who
She’s out in the hall, charging a quarter a minute for people to listen to the door with a drinking glass.
She made a buck twenty five off this!
Rex Hondo
A whole five minutes for his first time? Walky is talented. Or did she start charging during foreplay?
Salmo
She bought him some endurance. The fun way.