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Crazytalk
Posted on July 17, 2014 by David M Willis

209 thoughts on “Crazytalk”

  1. Meng Ling

    Weeeeeeeee

  2. Mr. Random

    Ah Walky. Growing up.

    1. Mr. Random

      Also, alt text is true.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      That wasn’t supposed to be the plan.

      1. Aizat

        Yeah, the plan calls for a 500 tubs of caramel…and marshmallows.

        1. Tunaro

          Well he already has all the caramel anybody’d ever need just by standing still.

        2. Aizat

          Where do you think he gets the caramel. He needs to soak at least once a week.

        3. Mr. Random

          I think Dorothy’s reserved that for a while.

        4. Tunaro

          And there’s the marshmallows! Now all they need is Joyce and everyone’ll have the best s’mores ever.

        5. JessWitt

          Are you calling Joyce a cracker?

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          Joyce is more white bread than a cracker. 😛

        7. Aizat

          And white bread goes best with tuna.

        8. Betty Anne

          Yep, with the bread and tuna remark, this thread reached that point. That point.

          …where it becomes the BEST thread. 😀

        9. Aizat

          Wait, am I missing something?

        10. Betty Anne

          Aizat, I was going to be all, “Wait, what?” Then I Urban Dictionary’d it, and…okay, I now understand any confusion.

          I’ve understood “tuna” to be definition 4 (and/or the “related words” word cloud) since middle school…didn’t realize all those other definitions were floating around out there. ^^; http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tuna

        11. Aizat

          Oh….I didn’t mean that…I was just hankering for some tuna sandwich.

        12. Mr. Random

          I prefer toast and peanut butter.
          That may or may not be a euphemism.
          I’m hungry.

        13. Opus the Poet

          Whole wheat toast with organic peanut butter and honey. Yum.

      2. Tunaro

        Yes, but plan “Big Bucket ‘a Nuggets” was accomplished like 3 weeks ago ( in Comic Time).

        1. Vim-Hogar

          That’s not a mission, that’s a lifestyle!

        2. Doctor_Who

          And plan “SuperDew” is still waiting for his government application to be processed.

          Mountain Dew is well known to be made from nuclear waste, and you need to fill out lots of paperwork to be allowed to stockpile it in the quantities Walky intends.

        3. Aizat

          I’d rather go with plan Nes…that’s stacking your fridge with a lot of canned coffee.

        4. DSL

          That comment is unfair to nuclear waste.

        5. nekobawt

          i knew a guy who used to work at taco bell and would drink mountain dew syrup. he was surprisingly chill.

      3. AgentKeen

        He wasn’t supposed to like girls, either.

  3. Jen Aside

    That’s when you have a psychic spiritual projection shaped like a barrel, isn’t it?

    …what?

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      You’re 100% proof right. 😀

      1. Stephen Bierce

        Get Back Jojo

        1. nekobawt

          to where you once belonged?

        2. gwalla

          MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

    2. Camachri

      Also known as falling off the speedwagon.

      1. Aizat

        But you will withdraw coolly…and a tad afraid.

      2. Rutee

        God dammit, I love this comment. I’m beaming that love to you now; it may feel somewhat like hate, because it is also that.

  4. Nono

    Walky has learned GuiltTrip!

    It’s super effective!

    1. MM

      But Walky can only learn four moves! What did he forget?

      1. Doctor_Who

        Calculus.

        1. Aizat

          You can’t forget Calculus…it’ll haunt you in your nightmares.

        2. N0083rP00F

          You can never truly know Calculus but Calculus knows you.

      2. Nono

        Virginity.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Virginity is a move now? Is it physical or special?

        2. Betty Anne

          Physical, I’d guess. It’s one of those throwaway moves that can be replaced by pretty much any move except Splash and not be a loss.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          I heard that the Japanese word for splash was bukkake, so…

        4. Aizat

          Wait…what?

        5. Betty Anne

          (Huh, my comment doesn’t seem to have posted. Apologies if a longer version of this posts as a double-post.)

          Yes, that seems to be correct! That makes me extra-happy about the time I hoarded Magikarp and Splashed the frack out of every opponent I encountered. XD

        6. JustCheetoDust

          It is. I know this because your post reminded me of an article written several years ago about the “coffee bukkake man,” which is really just some guy driving up to random girls and spitting coffee on them.

        7. Betty Anne

          Japan has the best weirdos. O.O

        8. gwalla

          I ate a bowl of bukkake udon in Tokyo. It was okay.

        9. Neo

          It’s a status move, causing a social status either positive or negative depending on the target.

        10. tinfoil theory

          It deterres dragons.

        11. Deanatay

          And befriends unicorns.

  5. Yumi

    Wheee, guess who just got into this comic via a two day archive binge? (spoiler alert: it was me)

    Also, I know it’s not accurate, but I have thus far imagined all of of Sal’s dialog to be said in a Scottish accent.

    1. Doctor_Who

      That never occurred to me, but since it would mean I can imagine she’d voiced by Karen Gillan, I’m willing to give it a try.

    2. vlademir1

      Welcome to the fold then.

    3. tigs

      I had a one night binge 🙁

      started reading at midnight, went to sleep at 9 am. Worth every fuckin’ strip!

    4. artemi

      I just got back into this, if that’s any consolation. Last I remember, they found Dina on a beach…

    5. Jen Aside

      I just spent too long looking for it to no avail, but there’s a Flash cartoon where Sal [and Walky] speak. Instead I have Danny/Joe and Walky/Joyce for your perusal

  6. JustcallmeSoul

    and now to wait… again… some more… damn it willis xD

    1. Golbez

      winter is coming, Soul.

  7. Aizat

    At least, you got to keep your friends…then you can invite them to your own kegstand. With blackjacks and hookers.

    1. Yotomoe

      In fact, forget the friends.

    2. Kryss LaBryn

      I’m, uh, assuming “blackjack” no longer refers to a leather pouch filled with lead pellets?

      My, uh… Some of my slang may be a little out of date. By, I guess, uh…eighty years? Oh well?

      1. N0083rP00F

        I thought that was a SAP …. no relation to I.T.

        As for Blackjack, I thought that was a card game using one of those quaint 52 card decks based on medieval social hierarchy.

  8. Emperor Kiva

    Way to go Walky!

  9. Tunaro

    Cheezus Christ, Billie’s Astral Projecting into Walky. He’s possessed!

    1. newllend

      That actually makes since on how her about isn’t moving, Billie died last night the poor thing.

  10. Vael

    Ruthless! You do possibly have a heart!

    1. Aizat

      Well, her heart did shrink 3 sizes on the day she found out Billie’s cheating on her with a bottle of booze.

      1. Tunaro

        It’s a sad day when you catch your girlfriend in bed with Jack Daniels next to her.

        1. Aizat

          Hey, at least it’s not Bud….Bud’s crap, right? I never drink before so I don’t know.

        2. JustCheetoDust

          Jack Daniels isn’t into dudes? Norm MacDonald lied to us!

        3. pendrake

          Having buried friends due to the consequences of their (or others’) alcoholism? You have no idea how sad it can be… 🙁

        4. nekobawt

          billie had more than a LITTLE captain in here

        5. nekobawt

          in her*

    2. saltchocolate

      She does! And she really really doesn’t want to see any evidence that Billie does, too.

    3. nothri

      Of course she has a heart. Its the thing that got crushed when she opened up to Billie and got stabbed in the back.

      1. Sam

        Yes, it is a lot easier to stab vital organs through the back. Our bodies failed to accommodate for this possibility.

        1. Bill

          Almost all animals have a weak spot, and for most of them it is the soft underbelly.  As humans evolved and became bipedal the underbelly became the front, and since as upright primates early humans spent most of their time facing an enemy or prey the ribcage eventually became the main article of defense/protection.  The back therefore became the new vulnerability.

      2. N0083rP00F

        I knew she had one. It may even be that of a hero. I only thought she kept in a jar in the back of her closet though.

        1. Bill

          That’s Eleanor Rigby, and it’s not a heart but a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.

        2. Rachel Roth

          Grrreeeaaattt, her heart’s got to come out of the closet. . . this is only furthered by the fact that she shows signs of being a lesbian.

  11. Beachfox

    I love how Walkie is setting up the best possible thing he could do to help Billie while being completely oblivious that’s what he’s doing.

    1. Yotomoe

      It could also hurt the shit out of her so…

      1. JustCheetoDust

        If at first you don’t succeed, redefine “success.”

        1. Aizat

          Or if it at first you don’t succeed, aim lower.

        2. Yotomoe

          That’s my advice for people who keep missing the toilets in public restrooms.

        3. Aizat

          Actually that’s my advice against anyone trying to beat you up….especially if your attacker is male.

        4. Kryss LaBryn

          If at first you don’t succeed, drag your teeth.

    2. JessWitt

      He’s so smart even he doesn’t know it!

  12. Yotomoe

    Walky, if you so much as touch a beer you will be vomiting violently.

    1. Aizat

      From the gut punch or from the beer tasting like piss?

      1. Tunaro

        A gut punch from pickin’ a fight with Sal.

    2. Gigafreak

      Well, DoA Sal can drink a beer and still be good enough to drive a motorcycle, so I’m guessing the Walkerton twins have stronger livers here than in the other universe.

      1. nekobawt

        that or she’s been building up a tolerance longer.

  13. Plasma Mongoose

    Not sure what will happpen, but I believe Walky will want to wash his bedsheets either way.

    1. Aizat

      Vomit? Or other sources of liquid?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Possibly ALL the liquids.

        1. Yotomoe

          That sounds sexy and gross, which to me is synonomous.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Bodily liquids is what puts me off sex the most… YEEK!

        3. Yotomoe

          I’m mostly grossed out by lady parts. Which is wierd cuz I’m straight.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Sometimes it’s best not to look down. 😀

        5. Aizat

          Well…that is quite interesting.

        6. Betty Anne

          I think dicks are ugly, and I’m bi and married to a man, so…yeah, just don’t look down. XD

        7. Yotomoe

          But I’m afraid it’ll feel wierd. It certainly looks like it would.

        8. Aizat

          But I look down everyday. Heck, I always look down

        9. Plasma Mongoose

          Betty Anne is right, dicks are funny looking things, which is why some people claim that they are the very basis for comedy.

        10. Yotomoe

          They’re pretty good. I’m even fine with drawing them and everything. I just don’t want one on or in me.

        11. David

          How would you design sex without bodily fluids? Last time I looked moving parts were involved. Are you going to use magnetic bearings?

        12. tinfoil theory

          Thank you.

        13. gwalla

          Powdered graphite.

  14. Mass Confusion

    Walky’s heart is in the right place here. Hopefully this will end with them helping each-other. And possibly a Slipshine comic. Most likely, though, it will end in our tears, Because they sustain Willis

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Which is why he hate Johnson’s® Baby Products.

    2. Yotomoe

      That’s good news. I was afraid his heart was in his shoulder. That’d be unfortunate.

  15. Plasma Mongoose

    Remember when personal growth was something you saw a specialist about to have removed?

    1. JustCheetoDust

      Only if my insurance covers it.

      1. Aizat

        Or if the growth isn’t sentient…or happens to be my brother.

  16. dailybrad

    Kegstands are what keep the keg from tipping over, right?

    1. Aizat

      I thought it meant drinking a keg while standing perfectly still.

      1. saltchocolate

        I thought it was like a music stand — something to bring the beer up to eye level.

        1. Yotomoe

          It’s the Spiritual power of a Keg. It manifests itself. Only other Keg Stand users can see them.

        2. Kiggy

          I got that reference 😉

        3. David

          Lying under the table is doing that quite well.

      2. Catullus

        Isn’t it just standing on a keg?

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      It’s doing a handstand while balancing a keg on your feet.

      1. Aizat

        I kinda assumed there will be drinking involved.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          That’s what the tubing is for.

        2. Betty Anne

          Let grandma teach you kids how to do a keg stand. http://youtu.be/kPWn7GXJX0Y

        3. Sam

          GRANDMA!? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!? WHY DO YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE!? D=

        4. Roborat

          by the time they are old enough to be grandmas, most of them have mustaches.

        5. Betty Anne

          XD +1

  17. timemonkey

    Aw, Walky won’t leave Billie if she really needs him. Hopefully Ruth means it and something will be accomplished.

  18. pendrake

    I also liked how Walky was also showing True Friend colors with stating he was going to skip class in favor of dealing with a clearly-hurting Billie.

  19. Regalli

    Walky, can I just take a minute to tell you how awesome you’re being at the moment? Because Billie’s clearly showing signs of serious depression and you’re trying to get her help and are willing to miss class again if it means she’d be alone otherwise. Good on you, Walky.

    Of course, the fact that it’s Ruth may end up causing more problems, but were it not this specific situation you’d totally be in the right and as it is it’s still totally a good idea to have someone else looking out for her. Good going, Walky. There’s a lot of college students who could do with a friend like you.

    1. Betty Anne

      And, as much as I’m ticked that Billie pissed away the start of a good relationship with Ruth because of her alcoholism, it IS technically still Ruth’s job to deal with it when someone comes to her with concerns about one of her students. If Billie lived in a different dorm, Ruth could tell Walky to go find that dorm’s R.A.

      Ruth could send this up the chain of command and simply cite “irreconcilable differences” as the reason she couldn’t handle it, but I’m sure she’s A) still worried Billie might out her for her drinking (even if it puts Billie at risk for being outed too), and B) concerned about the iffiness of some of her other actions (relationship with someone she has power over, extorting the cheerleading uniform from another student, etc). Also, Ruth seems like the type of R.A. who takes her job seriously and actually wants to be good at it. Those things would incline her toward handling Billie herself, even if it sucks.

      1. Leon

        Ruth isn’t blameless here. Sure, Billie had been drinking behind Ruth’s back, but Ruth never offered to talk it out or even considered giving her a second chance. She just flat out applied zero tolerance, which means, zero thought.

        1. Betty Anne

          Oh yeah, I know Ruth played her part. I was actually really disappointed she didn’t at least wait for an explanation – but then, I also understood her personal pain that Billie didn’t even know about, because alcoholism runs in my family, and I’ve walked that line myself, plus I’ve had friends AND family killed by drunk drivers (in separate incidents over 20 years apart), so I don’t normally have a lot of time for people who think their drinking problem isn’t a problem, especially if they have a history of drunk driving.

          I think the only reason I have sympathy for Billie is because she’s SO young and could move past it if she’d just seek help. :/ She’s the kind of spoiled-naive that comes from being someone important in a small town and a nobody in the real world. (I also know how that happens, because even though I’ve been a nobody my whole life, I’ve also been a small town girl my whole life, and I’ve seen it happen over and over again.) Being bongo-slapped by reality sucks, but it extra-sucks when you’re someone who’s made it to theoretical adulthood without ever having to experience it. :/

  20. caesaria82

    Awww I love Walky.

    1. tinfoil theory

      I doubt doting Dotty will share.

  21. JessWitt

    Dormcest can be bad, but it’s especially rough for RAs.

  22. T Campbell

    “Billie will be fine,
    Okay? Eventually. Fine,
    just fine. Give her time.”

    “Look, I promise I
    Will talk to her. Go to class.
    (Your guilt trip has worked.)”

    1. Gigafreak

      David Walkerton
      Finds the wrong girl in his bed
      Good morning to you?

      Did she even sleep?
      Will everything be alright?
      She won’t say what’s wrong.

      A baffled Walky begs
      Both the best and worst to ask:
      Ruth “Ruthless” Lessick.

      She from Canada,
      Bizarre and terrifying,
      Comes to Billie’s aid?

      Get up, Jennifer
      Wake up and smell the liquor
      This is gonna hurt

      1. StClair

        *applauds both of you*

  23. Yotomoe

    Someone’s gonna have to draw Billie doing a Keg Stand.

    1. newllend

      That opportunity was given a long time ago.

  24. JessWitt

    “Keg Stands with Sad Friends” sounds like a fun band name.

    1. Kiggy

      Yup.

    2. StClair

      whereas my brain leaps to “Sad Girl with Keg in Snow.”

      1. JessWitt

        My Freudian senses interpret you may have had a bad day recently at some social gathering?

      2. Roborat

        That sounds like something Fred Gallagher would draw.

  25. AtomsOrSystems

    I might sense a broken promise in the offing. Is that just me?

    1. JWLM

      I don’t think so. Ruth is feeling just a tiny bit bad for running off before. Sure, Billie tastes of alcohol, but maybe she can be fixed. (Of course, running off and making Billie utterly miserable was the best single way for Ruth to get Billie to fix herself. Awkwardly, doing the right thing in that situation and letting someone you love deal with the consequences of their own actions is much harder than fixing it for them.)

      1. Betty Anne

        ^ This. Many, many good friends become enablers because they DON’T want to do the right thing and force a friend to deal with the consequences of poor choices. If you’re constantly bailing them out and/or fixing their problems and/or telling them “everything will be okay,” you’re not helping them solve their problem(s) over the long term.

        1. artemi

          My personal theory is that Billie is suffering alcohol withdraw. She broke up with Ruth, got drunk a few days, and now is going through what Ruth did a week back.

  26. Kernanator

    Walky, you have taken your first step into a larger world. The world of guilt-tripping!

    1. newllend

      A powerful weapon you hold, use it wisely and use it well.

      1. tinfoil theory

        An elegant weapon for a more civilized time. Not as random and unreliable as a ghetto-blaster.

        1. Ocbrad1

          Great cross-reference! +1 for you!

  27. Pyr05

    You’re living everyone’s reality. Talking to sad friends instead of keg stands in college.

  28. newllend

    Wow, usually sal’s the pissy one, what’s next Walky you going to complain about how algebra a conspiracy for the American system to keep you down.

    1. Aizat

      Yeah, algebra isn’t a conspiracy….calculus is.

    2. Bill

      Al gebra is something an Islamic extremist uses as a weapon of math destruction.

      1. David M Willis

        “Algebra” is something an Islamic mathematician uses, because that’s where algebra is friggin’ from, that’s why it’s called algebra, from the Arabic “al-jebr.”

        So.

        1. AtomsOrSystems

          This is why my grammar school briefly renamed Algebra as FreedomBra in 2003.

          …there was some confusion.

        2. Betty Anne

          I would want to believe that post is in jest, but considering the whole country was briefly subjected to people calling French fries “Freedom fries”…I’m just going to go with a facepalm instead. 😐

        3. vlademir1

          Unfortunately systemic of US civil life during “wartime” in certain regions of the country. Just go ahead and have a ‘Liberty Steak” with those “Freedom Fries”

          That said I could see calling it “FreedomBra” as something of a satirical “this is how bloody stupid you sound”

        4. JessWitt

          FreedomBras for all! And there was much hilarity in the math classes.

        5. tinfoil theory

          It’s a weapon of math construction.

        6. Jen

          Ha! 😀

        7. Heavensrun

          +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1

        8. Heavensrun

          (=15)

        9. Timinane

          Can we admire the craftiness of his pun before assembling a lynch mob?

        10. TJ Baltimore

          I completely missed it the first time around.

        11. Bill

          Thank you, Timinane.

        12. Rutee

          Mindlessly repeating a tired joke is not crafty. A lynch mob is a group of people who murders someone illegally, rather than someone criticizing someone in an internet comment. Now you’ve learned two things you apparently did not know.

        13. WaytoomanyUIDs

          The joke
          .
          .
          .
          .
          .
          .
          .
          Your head

        14. David M Willis

          the joke only works if you think “algebra” starts with “al” because of a hilarious coincidence and not because of friggin’ etymology

          otherwise it’s just knowingly ignoring one of a civilization’s greatest achievements so you can make it into an ethnic joke centered on murder-based stereotypes

          which one of those went over my head

        15. Reverie

          The number of times I wish these comments allowed upvoting…

        16. Julez

          I know, right? I wish I could thumbs up yours, for pointing out the lack of thumbs up options.

        17. 3oranges

          Since we are told the joke went over your head, but we know the ethnic stereotype isn’t funny – really, it’s not – the only possibility is that etymology is ITSELF funny.

          So: why do they call sawdust flammable? Because it can burst into FLAME.

          According to my calculations, everyone should be spraying milk through their noses now, whether they were drinking it or not.

        18. Jackson

          I’m certainly spraying milk out my nose.

          Not because of your joke, though. I have a condition.

        19. gwalla

          The joke
          .
          .
          .
          .
          .
          .
          floating around since 2001.

  29. OmegaDez

    Walky has been especially grounded lately.
    Is Dorothy’s maturity sinking into him?

    1. newllend

      No its the fact that everyone else has been acting extremely Immature.

      1. Deanatay

        Walky’s immaturity remains constant, it’s everyone else’s immaturity skyrocketing that makes him look mature by comparison.

        1. Rutee

          I guess it could be that, but really, it seems more like Walky’s just behaving maturely. These things happen.

  30. David

    I’m somewhat put off by Walky’s expectations about the duties of an R.A. as compared to a friend. It’s like parents telling a teacher that their child is not behaving well at home.

    Now Ruthless is more than just an R.A. but he doesn’t know.

    1. Betty Anne

      At my campus, it was really, really strongly encouraged to go to an R.A. if you had concerns about the well-being of a fellow dorm student. Well-meaning friends can sometimes make a problem worse instead of better. (See my post a few threads up about enabling behaviors.) Ruth, as an R.A., should be trained in information about and have access to any mental health or physical health services Billie might need to be referred to.

      1. artemi

        At first I thought it was because Walky somehow knew that Ruth and Billie were friends (sorta), and he was going to her for that. Now… not so much.

  31. Romanticide

    Oh Walky you have no idea, but good for him to look for someone to help even if he is not completely sure of what to do.

  32. Idon'tcarenomore

    Good for Walky, he’s growing up. And it actually spoke up to ‘Ruthless” who throws people across the room when they bug her.

    Good for him wanting to try to help Billie even though he hasn’t a clue what to do. (Who would?)

    Also, it hurts like Hell to have ‘dry’ sex….you NEED those bodily fluids. We Americans have gotten so squeaky clean and santitary that we are complaining about the wonderful feel of sweaty slippery bodies doing the 2 backed beast? Sad world.
    Somehow I’m not surprised when stores are selling gym workout outfits that absorb your sweat so you don’t ‘offend your fellow gym workout people”….Jesus jumped up Crist in a sidecar.
    Just setting ourselves up to be so clean that the first good illness outbreak will knock us flat.

    1. vlademir1

      Sorry to say it, but you’re at least two generations late on that last sentence. We’ve been doing so much keeping homes and kids in more and more sanitary conditions that childhood allergies have skyrocketed in that same period. At the current rate we’re going to end up all living inside our own tiny sanitary environment bubbles (David Vetter style).

      Off topic from this, but related, is something I love to put to those who like to pull out that old ‘won’t someone please think of the children’ bunk, “so whose going to protect these kids from the negative side effects of you trying to protect them from everything else?”

      1. timemonkey

        We shall all become Quarians!

      2. Rutee

        Pretty sure we’re not even a little on track to making people live in bubbles because a few more kids are allergic to peanuts and milk. Especially given that the latter is more congenital, and surprise, huge swaths of the world have been for millenia because they didn’t rely very heavily on cattle.

  33. Leon

    Walky has good intentions, that much is true. But Ruth’s help? That’s like dowsing a fire with kerosene.

    1. Arkadi

      And how would Walky’s help be any different?

    2. Deanatay

      I believe Willis described it as trying to soak up vinegar with baking soda.

      1. Arkadi

        Maybe not quite as dangerous, but still…

  34. Roomie

    I CAUGHT UP! After only a single day of reading, I have reached current! This is now in my top five favorite webcomics and to put that in perscpetive, it is the 39th in my RSS agg’s “webcomic” category.

    So much character! The development! The smooches! THE INCLUSIVITY. I love it. And the nostalgia can’t be beat either, considering I’m a *recounts credit hours* junior at Uni.

    1. Kryss LaBryn

      Welcome aboard! 🙂

      Hey, you seen his other comics too? You’d probably really like Shortpacked!.

    2. Roborat

      Congrats on discovering one of the best webcomics in existence. And my opinion is based on having over 300 comics in my favourites list.

    3. Amazistool

      Yeah, but did you notice the exact day Willis added hovertext?

      And did you know that one of the comics long before that day was retconned to now have hovertext?

      Now you have to read the whole archive again!

      This time read the comments, too, they provide a lot of additional information to readers that are new to David Willis comics.

      Unfortunately also a lot of distraction referring to his other ‘verse, so maybe read that first (the archive is huge):
      http://www.itswalky.com
      (the improved original comic, currently updating daily).
      http://www.joyceandwalky.com/
      (has the complete archive of the original comic)
      http://www.shortpacked.com

      1. Bill

        FWIW, I have not read all of the other Willis comics.  He declared that this was to be a stand-alone comic; it was not necessary to know what had happened in the others to be able to enjoy DoA.  It’s only when we get into the comments that some of the long-term readers of Willis’ other strips (and I’m pointing no fingers!!) start trying to cross-pollinate the strips.

  35. Aolbain

    Go goddamn Walky!

  36. wheeeee

    I just spent the last hours reading all the strips from beginning to now. Cannot wait how this continues…

  37. Ikaru

    Walky rules

  38. Bagge

    Next up: Walky and Sarah unite to form a drama-free dorm.

    Next next up: Walky and Sarah split due to differences on the topic of “girls are icky/Walky is an idiot” and form two different drama free dorms consisting only of themselves.

    Next next next up: Sarah’s and Walky’s dorms fall apart due to internal drama. They seamlessly get back to the fold.

  39. Swerve

    ……………help…………………………

    1. Swerve

      Get….help…for…Billie!

      …..And Swerve!

  40. JimmyMcNuggets

    Keg stands: the most convenient way to “accidentally” flash some frat boys.

  41. Lord Geovanni

    Is Ruth still mad that Billie made her quit beer but was still drinking and not sharing… That seems lake ages ago so maybe 3 days or a week

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