I want to ask which one, but more than that I want it to somehow be all of the above.
Orion Fury
21 Jump Street Mission to bust Combusting Cocaine Addicts? Sounds like it could be the plot of the next movie.
Lipke the Articulate
Wait, wasn’t it the plot of the first movie?
Orion Fury
I…don’t remember. Hold on.
The combustion was unrelated to the taking of the drugs, so no.
Lipke the Articulate
Oh, ok.
The second movie?
(Haha, who am I kidding, nobody watched the second one)(Right?)
SgtWadeyWilson
Not the movies. Never the movies!
Also, I meant: “Copulating, cohabitating, corny, combusting, coke addicted cops on a 21 Jump Street mission who also happen to be consumed with a ravenous femur lust.”
dralou
@sgtWadey I would totally watch that too. Unless the “combusting” part is supposed to be about the pre-burnout phase. It’d totally douse my fire.
Please bear in mind that, in-universe, Billie speaks and Sal hears in phonemes rather than letters, thus ruling out both copulating and consumed (and several other replies) which share the letters C-O but are pronounced with a different O sound.
Only if Walky had Sal’s personality at some point because otherwise he ain’t a male Sal. I dunno what he is, but will never have a motorcycle.
Marisa Mockery
He’s currently not so much a nerd as a man child…..but I have a feeling he’s going to either mature real fast or never mature at all. Haven’t read the other comics so I don’t know his older incarnations BUT this one is pretty childish.
BBCC
IMO, this Walky (and, tbf, this Joyce) are way way WAY more mature than their Walkyverse selves.
Their Walkyverse selves were 37 and 36 when last we saw them, if my memory serves.
If anger turned inward is depression then depression turned outward is rage. Then again, I flunked psychology in High School–partly because it was taught by the Baseball coach.
No. Book One was six days, Book Two was nine days, three of which were timeskipped, Book Three was six days, two of which were timeskipped, Book Four was four days, Book Five was four days, and Book Six was seven days, three of which were skipped. This is the first day of Book Seven,
It’s currently lunchtime on Monday of Week Six, or Day 37 since the beginning of the strip.
Detailed timeline here, or (usually) linked through my name/gravatar, though I’ve only gotten it up to partway through Saturday at the moment.
Mmm, sort of – each book is ROUGHLY one week, but some of those get timeskipped, and some books simply aren’t that long. John has a more detailed timeline, but yes, that calendar is correct. It’s roughly Oct. 4th.
1) This Campus Is A Friggin’ Escher Print (Sunday, Week One)
2) The Cragged Shame Pits of the Lustwolves (Saturday, Week Two)
3) Your Stupid Overconfidence Is Nostalgic (Monday, Week Three)
4) Amazi-Girl Is Always Prepared For Anything (Sunday, Week Four)
5) Hey, Guess What, I’m A Lesbian! (Thursday, Week Four)
6) Book Title Unknown/Unrevealed (Monday, Week Five)
7) Book Title Unknown/Unrevealed (Monday, Week Six)
And what with three starting on Monday, two on Sunday, and one on Saturday, with six out of seven books starting after the ‘school week’ is over, I’d say that time blurs out the last one (Thursday) and thus most people would remember/assume that each book is a week long.
Poor Billie. She can’t see what’s going on from the outside. Ruth and her need time apart, at least 24 hours worth so that the staff can evaluate her and see if she can see Billie yet. From their perspective, the relationship has the possibility of being harmful. I’m sure after a day they would allow a short monitored phone call though, but from the inside out it must be rough and unfair. I hope Billie keeps her therapy appointments. She needs it.
Defining someone as “the only thing you have” and your “sole reason for staying alive” is akin to admitting that you are addicted to a narcotic. If that person is your sole source of stimulating your pituary to get your brain to release endorphins (no matter how little, or how rarely you get those), you’re pretty well addicted to them like a heroine addict is to heroine.
Your drug can make you miserable and feel like shit 99% of the time, but you still live for that 1% of the time that you feel good… even if it’s only a few minutes.
And it’s because of that they can’t see each other, and the hospital staff know this. If they’re a decent hospital with actual intentions to help, they won’t let them interact again after just a single day, because that would just be reinforcing the addiction and now allowing adequate time to determine just how to get their patient to a state where she can be released and not immediately go back to what caused her near catatonia to begin with.
Maybe after a week they’d allow a monitored phone call if BOTH of them show good progress, including going to appointments, talking to their assigned therapists, and not trying to buck the system by either lying to or conning it, or forcing their way through to get to each other.
Yeah, all that and well, defining a relationship as the only thing keeping you alive is also a tacit admission that you would be suicidal if that relationship was ever to fail and that’s especially relevant considering Ruth and Billie’s tailspins were caused by them just having to take a temporary break due to blackmail.
If something that short can cause such adverse results, they’re gonna want to make sure there’s a robust real source of self-esteem and desire to live before letting them continue to reinforce the idea that they only have worth in a relationship with each other.
thejeff
OTOH, if you’re a responsible doctor and you think both parties are in that kind of state, you probably shouldn’t keep them from seeing each other and set one of them loose with no more than a loose “come to therapy in a week”.
I suspect the doctors were focused on Ruth and didn’t really pick up on how badly off Billie was. If they really thought Billie was also likely to be suicidal, she’d be in there for observation for a couple days as well.
They might have a better idea once Ruth’s through her first therapy session, but more likely after Billie actually has one.
vmgx
I was almost like that once. Then the other person was like “fuck this” and got away from me, and my head was only focused on how I didn’t have a reason to live anymore and how I should probably just die then cuz I wouldn’t be able to be happy again. I was like that for several days. It’s weird talking about it now cuz it was like a week ago that it happened
253 thoughts on “Crumple”
Ana Chronistic
“look, there ain’t a lotta words that fit in that particular blank and make sense”
“WE’RE COOPERATING”
“nice try”
“…CO-SIGNING ON A HOUSE”
“k”
MatthewTheLucky
We’re ‘It’s complicated’ on Facebook.
Orion Fury
NOT COMPLICATED ENOUGH!
Doctor_Who
“Copulating”?
“Cohabitating”?
“Corny”?
“Consumed with a ravenous femur lust”?
chris2315
“Combusting?”
“Cocaine addicts?”
“Cops on a 21 Jump Street mission?”
Orion Fury
I’d watch that.
SgtWadeyWilson
I want to ask which one, but more than that I want it to somehow be all of the above.
Orion Fury
21 Jump Street Mission to bust Combusting Cocaine Addicts? Sounds like it could be the plot of the next movie.
Lipke the Articulate
Wait, wasn’t it the plot of the first movie?
Orion Fury
I…don’t remember. Hold on.
The combustion was unrelated to the taking of the drugs, so no.
Lipke the Articulate
Oh, ok.
The second movie?
(Haha, who am I kidding, nobody watched the second one)(Right?)
SgtWadeyWilson
Not the movies. Never the movies!
Also, I meant: “Copulating, cohabitating, corny, combusting, coke addicted cops on a 21 Jump Street mission who also happen to be consumed with a ravenous femur lust.”
dralou
@sgtWadey I would totally watch that too. Unless the “combusting” part is supposed to be about the pre-burnout phase. It’d totally douse my fire.
Willoughby chase
Coagulating corporeal comestibles!
Orion Fury
Blathering Blatherskite!
EvilMidnightLurker
Billions of bilious blistering blue barnacles!
Slartibeast Button, BIA
And me without my spoon…
philip p petrunak
“They said we’re co- that we’re going to combine.”
“We’re going to combine?!?!?”
“They’re going to combine?!?!?’
~theme music plays~
“TENGEN TOPPA BILLY RUTHLESS!!!!”
Orion Fury
Megathrusters are go?
MatthewTheLucky
Cutting a hole to take the femurs!
Disloyal Subject
Their whiskey is the whiskey
THAT WILL INTOXICATE THE HEAVENS
SgtWadeyWilson
“Believe in the me that believes in you!”
See, this one works already.
Tan
Please bear in mind that, in-universe, Billie speaks and Sal hears in phonemes rather than letters, thus ruling out both copulating and consumed (and several other replies) which share the letters C-O but are pronounced with a different O sound.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Next thing you are going to tell me that Amber can’t speak l337.
Tan
Now you’re getting into MegaTokyo-verse.
a snow ʍousɐ
But it rules in possibilities like “we’re kokoros”
Dott
Like 心? That can technically be written cocoro already. But the only time I’ve seen that way is for a penetrable sex toy.
AnvilPro
A for effort Sal
Porto
Poor Billie, so utterly transparent….
Orion Fury
No, she’s opaque.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Sal was in Aqua?!
Foxhack
You know Billie, behaving like Ruth isn’t going to help a goddamn bit.
Mr. Mendo
All the disparate threads are merging together! Merge, threads! MERGE!
SgtWadeyWilson
Trying to make a rope?
Orion Fury
Wouldn’t that require more of a braid then a merge?
SgtWadeyWilson
A braid merges threads, right?
a snow ʍousɐ
That’s more a twist than a merge
SgtWadeyWilson
Can’t it be both?
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Bad idea. They tried that in End Of Evangelion, did not go well.
Giant Hatless Dina will turn everyone but Billie and Ruth into Tang™.
Pablo360
Can’t decide if want to make DBZ or SU fusion joke
achallenger
ah sal, i think i loved a male you
Doctor_Who
You loved Walky?
Sam
Only if Walky had Sal’s personality at some point because otherwise he ain’t a male Sal. I dunno what he is, but will never have a motorcycle.
Marisa Mockery
He’s currently not so much a nerd as a man child…..but I have a feeling he’s going to either mature real fast or never mature at all. Haven’t read the other comics so I don’t know his older incarnations BUT this one is pretty childish.
BBCC
IMO, this Walky (and, tbf, this Joyce) are way way WAY more mature than their Walkyverse selves.
Their Walkyverse selves were 37 and 36 when last we saw them, if my memory serves.
Orion Fury
You loved a Duke from southern England?
Pogo
Ah, good ol’ lashing out, the perfect way to cope with depression. I consider myself an expert.
Stephen R. Bierce
If anger turned inward is depression then depression turned outward is rage. Then again, I flunked psychology in High School–partly because it was taught by the Baseball coach.
Idontcarenomore
Isn’t it ‘depression turned inwards is anger’. Pretty much fits Billy.
Rocketboy1313
There were times in my Graduate school career that I was Walky.
It doesn’t work out.
insomniac
If your denial isn’t working, DENY THAT YOUR DENIAL ISN’T WORKING!
Kernanator
That business, of course, being murder.
Fart Captor
You know, we haven’t seen Carla since Billie yelled at her last night…
Orion Fury
That doesn’t mean that her body is hidden in a murder den or anything. Could be in the junkyard…scrounging for parts?
Archivist
Deceptively-eccentric-but-more-stable-than-most-of-the-cast Sal is weird to read simultaneously with Walkyverse!Sal.
I Eat Cheese
hasn’t it been like 3 weeks since school started
Conuly
I think closer to six?
Fart Captor
It’s been just over a month
Stephen R. Bierce
Every “Book” is a week.
http://rocktavian.tumblr.com/post/150154674797
John
No. Book One was six days, Book Two was nine days, three of which were timeskipped, Book Three was six days, two of which were timeskipped, Book Four was four days, Book Five was four days, and Book Six was seven days, three of which were skipped. This is the first day of Book Seven,
It’s currently lunchtime on Monday of Week Six, or Day 37 since the beginning of the strip.
Detailed timeline here, or (usually) linked through my name/gravatar, though I’ve only gotten it up to partway through Saturday at the moment.
BBCC
Mmm, sort of – each book is ROUGHLY one week, but some of those get timeskipped, and some books simply aren’t that long. John has a more detailed timeline, but yes, that calendar is correct. It’s roughly Oct. 4th.
Orion Fury
For those that don’t want to click through…
1) This Campus Is A Friggin’ Escher Print (Sunday, Week One)
2) The Cragged Shame Pits of the Lustwolves (Saturday, Week Two)
3) Your Stupid Overconfidence Is Nostalgic (Monday, Week Three)
4) Amazi-Girl Is Always Prepared For Anything (Sunday, Week Four)
5) Hey, Guess What, I’m A Lesbian! (Thursday, Week Four)
6) Book Title Unknown/Unrevealed (Monday, Week Five)
7) Book Title Unknown/Unrevealed (Monday, Week Six)
And what with three starting on Monday, two on Sunday, and one on Saturday, with six out of seven books starting after the ‘school week’ is over, I’d say that time blurs out the last one (Thursday) and thus most people would remember/assume that each book is a week long.
Vulcanodon
I almost flunked out my first freshman semester, and it wasn’t nearly as eventful as this
Fart Captor
Aw, she almost opened up to Sal.
So close 🙁
Orion Fury
Was that part of their room agreement? Stay on each other’s side?
Bluewind
Poor Billie. She can’t see what’s going on from the outside. Ruth and her need time apart, at least 24 hours worth so that the staff can evaluate her and see if she can see Billie yet. From their perspective, the relationship has the possibility of being harmful. I’m sure after a day they would allow a short monitored phone call though, but from the inside out it must be rough and unfair. I hope Billie keeps her therapy appointments. She needs it.
GhostWriterL
Defining someone as “the only thing you have” and your “sole reason for staying alive” is akin to admitting that you are addicted to a narcotic. If that person is your sole source of stimulating your pituary to get your brain to release endorphins (no matter how little, or how rarely you get those), you’re pretty well addicted to them like a heroine addict is to heroine.
Your drug can make you miserable and feel like shit 99% of the time, but you still live for that 1% of the time that you feel good… even if it’s only a few minutes.
And it’s because of that they can’t see each other, and the hospital staff know this. If they’re a decent hospital with actual intentions to help, they won’t let them interact again after just a single day, because that would just be reinforcing the addiction and now allowing adequate time to determine just how to get their patient to a state where she can be released and not immediately go back to what caused her near catatonia to begin with.
Maybe after a week they’d allow a monitored phone call if BOTH of them show good progress, including going to appointments, talking to their assigned therapists, and not trying to buck the system by either lying to or conning it, or forcing their way through to get to each other.
Cerberus
Yeah, all that and well, defining a relationship as the only thing keeping you alive is also a tacit admission that you would be suicidal if that relationship was ever to fail and that’s especially relevant considering Ruth and Billie’s tailspins were caused by them just having to take a temporary break due to blackmail.
If something that short can cause such adverse results, they’re gonna want to make sure there’s a robust real source of self-esteem and desire to live before letting them continue to reinforce the idea that they only have worth in a relationship with each other.
thejeff
OTOH, if you’re a responsible doctor and you think both parties are in that kind of state, you probably shouldn’t keep them from seeing each other and set one of them loose with no more than a loose “come to therapy in a week”.
I suspect the doctors were focused on Ruth and didn’t really pick up on how badly off Billie was. If they really thought Billie was also likely to be suicidal, she’d be in there for observation for a couple days as well.
They might have a better idea once Ruth’s through her first therapy session, but more likely after Billie actually has one.
vmgx
I was almost like that once. Then the other person was like “fuck this” and got away from me, and my head was only focused on how I didn’t have a reason to live anymore and how I should probably just die then cuz I wouldn’t be able to be happy again. I was like that for several days. It’s weird talking about it now cuz it was like a week ago that it happened