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Cuddles
Posted on November 2, 2012 by David M Willis
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143 thoughts on “Cuddles”

  1. Yotomoe

    C’mon walky. Don’t be a wiener.

    1. Aizat

      Yeah, be a WINNER, not a WIENER.

      1. Random Guy

        “I had this strange dream that someone kept poking me with a stick” -Amber

        1. Yotomoe

          Dorothy?*

        2. Geegles

          IS AMBER DOROTHY IN DISGUISE?? :O

        3. Geegles

          Or maybe Dorothy is Amber in disguise…

        4. Yotomoe

          Transambers: Dorothy’s in Disguise.

        5. Wixvhen

          Well they might have the same father, I mean we’ve SEEN Shortpacked enough to know that the similarities aren’t a coincidence.

        6. Scott

          Transambers just sounds like a girl who was born a Dorothy but always felt in her heart that she was an Amber.

        7. Aydr

          Transambers just sounds like Faz.

        8. AckAckAck

          Transamber, in search of new sources of Enerbone.

        9. Zaphod Beeblebrox

          So which one’s Amazi-girl?

        10. vlademir1

          Faz.

        11. DaJoshMaster

          No, it’s clearly Galasso!

        12. Rowen Morland

          Walky is Danny in disguise.

  2. Aizat

    Having second thoughts, Walky?

    1. darcos0

      there should be a boner tag

    2. tom

      Not second thoughts… just… you never know how a girl’s going to react to a boner. We’re taught at an early age to be embarassed by boners. What Walky hasn’t put together is that Dorothy can’t wait to jump on that thing. That dirty… unwashed… thing. Hmm.

      1. tom

        Oooh, nice timing on the Amber avatar. Especially with that look on her face. Now I’m sad that I didn’t end the post with “Yum”.

        1. AckAckAck

          Amber avatar? all I see is Joyce.

          Or Joyce is Dorothy in disguise?

        2. DaJoshMaster

          No Joyce is Walky in disguise, she’s finally got to poke Dorothy with her woman boner!

        3. Tenn

          So Amber is Joyce in disguise… Joyce is Dorothy in disguise… and Dorothy is Amber in disguise?

          In other words, she, whoever she is, is like a Moebius Matryoshka doll.

          Although wrapping my brain around this was painful, it gave me the idea that Amazi-Girl is actually two people. That way, she can be absent from two places at once!

        4. Tucker

          This is so wrinkling my brain.

        5. begbert2

          I’m absent from two places at once right now!

        6. das-g

          If you throw in Sal and Spider-Car you get a Moebius Matryoshka Hexahexaflexagon.

    3. Bill M.

      No, with the sheer amount of time Walky has, he’s clearly read Ménage à 3, and fears that Dorothy has the same reaction to feeling a boner that Yuki does, and would rather not lose L’il Walky.

      1. Historyman68

        I get it!

  3. David Herbert

    He doesn’t want to poke her with his Walky stick.

    And does this mean Amber and Danny are up past midnight? Ooh, naughty kids.

    1. Aizat

      Oh yes, Amber and Danny just skipped right to tier 15.

      1. Yotomoe

        Don’t Go there MAN.

      2. Wonder Wig

        YOU DO NOT GO TO TIER 15 DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

        1. Aizat

          You know, the last time someone said that, they wound up going to tier 15.

        2. Wonder Wig

          So I’ve been to tier 15 roughly 2,600 times then by now….

        3. Somebody

          Because nobody likes roasted nuts.

        4. Kernanator

          The first rule of tier 15 is you don’t talk about tier 15.

      3. Greg

        Oh God, I just googled ‘tier 15’, found the relevant clip, and I’m cracking up.

        I really need to buy the DVDs.

        1. Hinoron

          Yeah, the correct “Tier 15” result has gotten pushed down the popularity list since WoW introduced their new armor set. Here’s the link for anyone else confused about “Tier 15”
          http://imgur.com/XAiTX

      4. Blob Marley

        But we haven’t even seen all fifteen feet of her glorious abdomen! Wasted potential for fanservice, Willis.

    2. Whittier

      “C’mon, take a ride on my Walky stick.”

  4. Yotomoe

    Now read this comic as an infinite loop and it takes on a whole different meaning.

    1. IPGComic

      Yeah just glance from panel 1 and panel 4 and it’s like a little cartoon.

      Of humps.

      1. Thor

        Countdown to someone making an animated gif in 3… 2…

      2. Yotomoe

        Walky has second thoughts when he’s backin’ out. But when he’s in he realizes it’s worth it.

        1. Aizat

          Darn I wanted to make a Master Card joke but I just couldn’t think how.

      3. peterntrinh

        @IPGComic Sadly, it’ll look like humps of regret.
        …Humps of Regret will be the name of my next hair-metal / emo band.

    2. RaijinK

      http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/RaijinK/hump.gif

      1. Deman

        YES!

        1. Maycroft

          That’s what Walky must be thinking.

      2. Aydr

        Looks like Walky’s the kind of guy who cries after sex. Dorothy’s gonna have fun with that one.

        1. Chexwarrior

          I dunno, I see it as embarrassed/nervous first then repeat. So basically “oh man I think she wants me to do this but I don’t know… hey thats not bad at all… oh man should I do it again?… still not bad at all” (repeat steps 2 and 4 indefinitely)

      3. sarpiedon

        awesome

    3. lightsabermario

      Here’s another one: Just read it 4, then 1, 2, 3, and cue the line, “That’s okay, it happens to a lot of people.”

    4. DaJoshMaster

      Just read 4, 3, 2, 1 and it becomes sleep sex. 😛

  5. Wonder Wig

    Just start thinking about quidditch Walky it’ll soon go away.

  6. Vabolo

    This totally never happened to me.

    REALLY. IT NEVER DID. I SWEAR ON YOUR MOTHER’S GRAVE!

    (for a nickel?)

    1. Zaphod Beeblebrox

      This comment is even funnier if you consider it a reply to the one above it.

      1. Tucker

        Some things in life are just meant to be.

  7. Sreiches

    Oh man, that really is an awkward situation. Especially if you’re oblivious and she spends the whole night backing into you to close the gap, but you totally give it the benefit of the doubt and assume she isn’t doing it intentionally.

    And then she tells you to kiss her and there are wild make outs that turn into more. Mm, neurosis.

    1. Historyman68

      If a girl wants to be spooned, she’s accepting the possibility of boner.

      1. sreiches

        Hah, I know this NOW. Trying telling that to my younger self, though.

      2. taekwondogirl

        That or she’s oblivious to that possibly happening.

  8. Michael

    Calling it now. Since this will be here all weekend, the comments are going to degenerate into an argument about Walky being tricked by being told that they would go to bed together, and that Dorothy should sleep with him. That being said, this is cute.

    1. Yotomoe

      I think Sierra was tricked when Dorothy said they were having Walky over. She expected three way spooning.

      1. Aizat

        SURPRISE THREESOME!

    2. Kernanator

      Actually, that already happened yesterday.

  9. Aizat

    They will rue the day when they mentioned the word “boner”.

  10. Steve

    This reminds me of a similar scene in the graphic novel BLANKETS, except her kit was off.

  11. Aaron Bishop

    The most relatable comic strip ever.

    1. Resne

      Amen.

  12. Doomdarts

    Walky feels awkward. There’s a portmanteau in there somewhere.

    1. Yotomoe

      Walkward.

  13. GenericScreenName101

    Oh No… I hope this doesn’t turn into a nocturnal emmission joke. Cause that would be messy.

  14. Kernanator

    It’s Pokey!

    1. Yotomoe

      All work and no play makes Walky a dull boy.

  15. Trae Dorn

    I have had this moment.

  16. MR C

    lol walky boner alert

    1. MR C

      coupled with my avatar that lame joke i made is much funnier

  17. J

    It’s all fun and games, until someone gets a boner. I’m guessing it’s a hell of a lot more awkward if she gets a boner.

  18. Aizat

    Judging by the location of Walky’s crotch, I’m guessing that his boner would only touch Dorothy’s back.

    1. begbert2

      Yeah, the animated gif above makes it look like Walky has terrible aim.

  19. ReFlex76

    Spoooooooooooooooooooooooon!

    1. Aizat

      I had nightmares about Spooning with Spoony.

      1. vlademir1

        That’s OK, many people have nightmares about that.

  20. Random Guy

    Enjoy your Awkward.

  21. Geegles

    Let’s be honest though, Dorothy probably has a lady-boner right now. They’re just easier to hide.

  22. Tamsen Na

    Heh, this part of the story reminds me of being in the barracks with my husband-to-be while I was in A-school. Yay cuddles! XDXDXD

  23. Sock

    Oh, he’s not backing up. That’s the wind-up for a Power Hump ™

  24. Plasma Mongoose

    Someone needs to make Panel 1 and 4 into a moving gif. 😀

    1. Yotomoe

      We’ve already discussed this actually. Someone should.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Sorry, I arrived late today and posted before reading any of the comments.

      2. vlademir1

        RaijinK did.

  25. Liam

    Their hair must have a lot of gel in it for it to keep its shape.

  26. Kelly

    Hah, definitely was like that for me at first…
    Last year…
    At age 29…

    But yeah, cuddling is the best, especially once you get past awkward!

  27. Sporky

    “I was told I make intelligent comics, and then I made a comic about a horse that pooped.” – Kate Beaton

    I feel like the same principle/joke applies here

  28. Fred

    Seems Walky…
    …is afraid to play poker
    *dons shades*
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    1. Yotomoe

      If you were in his situation. Do you think you wood?
      yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    2. lightsabermario

      Why does Dorothy need to check her Facebook account?

      Because she just got poked!

      1. Cronomatt

        CARLOS!

        1. Liam

          Holy shit

          tmml

        2. Rhys

          OH MY GOD.
          You made me pee.

    3. Arturo

      I’m sure she wouldn’t have…
      *dons shades*
      …any hard feelings.

      1. begbert2

        YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

  29. Blob Marley

    Cuddle boners are way worse when the snugs are platonic. That shit’s just irritating.

  30. Dr.Z

    He’s so cute!

  31. sandbridgekid

    First time in bed together, 27 years a ago, with then Catholic girl, now wife. Her: Is that your knee poking me in the back? Me: Um, sure. Followed by me scooching away with Walky Cheeks burning. Today after showing her DOA: Willis can read our frakking minds, and steal all our feels.

  32. TuShan

    Spooning for girls: comfy, cozy, warm, straight to sleep.

    Spooning for guys: face full of hair, arm falling asleep and an awkward boner.

  33. Dr. Gravy

    We all know that feel bro.

  34. Dud with attitude

    Ah, hovercrotch… Always embarrassing with first cuddling

  35. Björn

    MAN, I have such a huge BONER!

    1. Björn

      …I *SAID*…
      (Can’t believe no one made that joke yet.)

  36. tudza

    So you realize when and if he falls asleep he will have a number of these rather he likes it or not. Doesn’t even matter if he sleeps alone. It’s just how the plumbing operates.

    1. Maycroft

      You cannot escape awkwardness!!

  37. Gordon Blvd

    WALKY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO!?!?!

    She’s MAKING THE CURVE!! It means she WANTS TO FEEL YOU, DUDE!!!

  38. Arturo

    Why do I have the Oscar Meyer Weiner song in my head now?

  39. Jimmy

    I’ve never been in this position, for better or for worse… most likely for worse!

  40. sarpiedon

    You mount the woman Walky…wait have I made that joke before?

  41. madd

    If I was spooning with a non-platonic type fellow and there wasn’t a boner snuggling up to my backside, I’d be concerned.

  42. begbert2

    Upon first glancing at the comic, before reading it fully realizing it was to make the joke visible, my first thought was “Poor Walky – Dorothy stole all the blankets.”

    After reading the whole thing…he’s still going to have a cold bone.

    1. Blob Marley

      ‘snot just you. I thought the same thing.

  43. Tucker

    I have the weirdest boner.

  44. ADHadh

    Oh jeez.

  45. GaoShiki

    You know what Walky got a boner to?

    Butts. BUTTS DISEASE STRIKES AGAIN

  46. den

    wait, so if you’re spooning with someone and get a boner, you should just let it happen? you shouldn’t back up like Walky is? It’s ok?

    1. Maveric1984

      In fact, the person you’re spooning with might encourage you to stay in close

    2. Narf

      This is heavily context-dependent, of course, but yes, it is. If you’re spooning someone in their bed, chances are they wouldn’t mind feeling your boner.

      Unless you, like, put it in their… ear, or something. Heh.

  47. Shariku Onikage

    No dude. The other way. The other way!

  48. bunivasal

    This is why penises should be removable.

    1. Luna

      They’re removable. It’s just the reattaching that’s the problem.

      1. thomas0comer

        Your avatar is perfect for this comment.

  49. 13thprotector

    Well…. at least Joyce won’t be as mad…

  50. Random NPC

    Can I just say that I love the followers behind this comic? You’re all such great/horrible people and it’s fantastic.

    1. Blob Marley

      I sometimes with you had more dialog options, Random NPC. I wonder what you do when you’re not telling me how to navigate Parapa Desert…

  51. Ry

    So no one else will have to:

    Forever Alone T_T

  52. JA

    Don’t worry, Walk. It’s perfectly normal what you are experiencing.

  53. ohopiateohrevolver

    Where’s Walky’s other arm?!

    1. David

      Up under his pillow, which is where I put mine.

      1. Roborat

        You put your arm under Walky’s pillow???

        Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  54. safguy

    Dorothy’s face looks exactly the same as Joyce’s in “Sisters.”

  55. newllend

    Lol well he a bit to excited!

  56. Dirka

    Haha, been there, done that 😀

  57. lastlife0726

    A C C U R A T E

  58. ░▒▓█│【Walkman】│█▓▒░

    Woah I saw this on 9gag the other day (my once a month visit, mind you)

  59. Zana

    OMG HIS EYES HAVE WHITES O_O

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