“Here’s Joyce, and here’s Becky. This is the part where they come together.”
GentlemanBreakfast
“and this is the part where the great Faz joins in and all attention is paid to Faz, except Faz’s own attention which is paid thoroughly to your lady-parts.”
Screwball
I can so see Faz then becoming the victim of 1 of those Anime-uber-uppercuts after saying that, maybe even from both of them at the same time. You know, the type of punch that sends people flying away till they become a speck in the distance, vanishing with a little flash & a “ting” sound effect…
Probably would be the only “2 ladies at once” action he’ll EVER get… XD
Ever think about putting a little bit of laxitives in their brownies? You know, for shits & giggles? You know you’ll be safe if you can’t eat them in the first place too…
Probably, but there are still gonna be plenty who will keep believing Joyce is deep down really a Lesbian who’s getting close to openly admitting she wants to shove her face between Dorothy’s legs…
doing each other’s nails, braiding each other’s hair, running for elected office — you know, girly stuff.
Kris
As opposed to platonic male friendship! All we have to do is say “Yeah!” and high five, or chest bump, or even headbutt if it’s really awesome. Then theres the solitary “I understand.” shoulder touch plus head nod. But you can only do that once a year and only if someone died!
chris73
We guys do have it so much easier (in this respect)
Incomitatus
Pouring a strong bourbon for a friend in times of great stress or grief is appropriate for all friendships, however. Especially if there is also a fire.
Rycan
‘In case of fire, imbibe flammable liquids’ is excellent advice.
Deanatay
Better in your stomach, than outside, catching fire. If the fire gets hot enough to combust alcohol inside your body, you already have bigger problems.
Rheios
Not anymore you don’t.
Rycan
I would think that, when a fire breaks out and flammable liquids are within reach, it is a very good time to leave.
Screwball
Wait, that’s all that’s involved? Maybe that’s why Daniel the Human keeps throwing magnets at me…
195 thoughts on “Cuddlin’”
Captain Batson
Skewed? I’LL SHOW YOU SKEWED
JessWitt
Will there be graphs involved?
Doctor_Who
“Great Faz’s time has come!”
The Master
Dammit, RELEASE THE LIONS!
Drunken Nordmann
I don’t think that would help.
Yet Another Laura H.
Typo in that, the Master. I think you meant “loins.”
L33tmaster
wait? is that rly the plural of lion?
Khrene
A: Loins refers to the lower belly, lower back, and pelvic regions, and also is considered “the source of erotic or procreative power.”
Please proceed to process the above quotes as “comedic”
Plasma Mongoose
…and don’t forget the Venn diagrams.
Dreadhawk177
“Here’s Joyce, and here’s Becky. This is the part where they come together.”
GentlemanBreakfast
“and this is the part where the great Faz joins in and all attention is paid to Faz, except Faz’s own attention which is paid thoroughly to your lady-parts.”
Screwball
I can so see Faz then becoming the victim of 1 of those Anime-uber-uppercuts after saying that, maybe even from both of them at the same time. You know, the type of punch that sends people flying away till they become a speck in the distance, vanishing with a little flash & a “ting” sound effect…
Probably would be the only “2 ladies at once” action he’ll EVER get… XD
Xalthicus
Team Rocket style?
AustKyzor
We had graphs, but Joe keeps cutting them up with scissors
Bill
SKEWED or SKREWED?
Lieutenant Dan
SKEWERED.
Melvin Schlock
I’ll skew your BRAINS OUT!
LiaHansen
that is COMPLETELY normal
you just keep on doin you Joyce
John
I really love normalizing moderate physical affection with platonic friends. really helps to reduce the feelings of loneliness when single.
Shaunock
I fee the same way.
In my circle of friends I’m known as “The hugger” It aint no thang.
Rabid Rabbit
Your avatar amuses me.
Rycan
Ruth administers bear hugs, so called because they more closely resemble a mauling than a hug.
Deanatay
The gaping wounds show that she cares.
AustKyzor
Her brother and Billie get the wounds dressed afterwards, because that’s what love is to her
Cheryl
Hug tastic!
LiaHansen
Unfortunately that only works when your friends are around and not getting high at another friends house
im having a lonely night
Plaid
If it makes you feel any better, I have the same issue when I’m hanging around in said other friend’s house among my peer group.
Turns out you CAN be allergic to weed, so they get high in one of the suite rooms while I sit in the living room watching the door and playing League.
Brother Mojo
Plus any time there are brownies around the house, you REALLY have to ask first…
zoomer296
There will be cake, and then you will be baked.
Screwball
Ever think about putting a little bit of laxitives in their brownies? You know, for shits & giggles? You know you’ll be safe if you can’t eat them in the first place too…
John
That’d be a shitty thing to do.
magey
Oh Joyce
Yet_One_More_Idiot
*Wants to give Joycy a platonic, reassuring hug* :3*
*Can’t because of the darn computer screen in the way* 🙁
Someone
We must find a way to destroy the fourth wall!
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Yes, we must! I just hope it’s not a load-bearing wall though… xD
Someone
We should do our best to avoid collapsing the fabric of reality
Lis
your avatars make this conversation awesome.
Plasma Mongoose
Nor is it proper to want to run your fingers through Sal’s hair… understandable but not proper.
KingMabel
Is it still cool to whisper into each other’s ears? That’s still cool right?
LiaHansen
intimate secrets or sweet nothings?
Plasma Mongoose
Just as long as tongues are not inserted anywhere.
Dean
Nibbling a little is OK, isn’t it?
Plasma Mongoose
Only when sharing a bath together according to this textbook.
Screwball
But what about when forced/voluntarily sharing a bed? Is it OK then?
Rycan
Faz? Is that you?
Deanatay
We’re getting these rules from hentai, aren’t we?
AustKyzor
I was wondering why the author of the textbook was J. Lesnik…
fogel
J Lesnick? (I’m reading Girly for the 2nd time. It is excellent again.)
DarkoNeko
But..but… that chocolate river o_o
Plasma Mongoose
You must resist, YOU MUST!
StClair
Resistance is futile.
Opus the Poet
No resistance is I/V. it’s only futile when V=0.
HEYOUGUYZ!
Pedant to the rescue:
V=IR
V/I = R
Resistance is futile when V -> infinity
See: static discharge
See Also: Zeus, Thor, Tesla
LeslieBean4Shizzle
Oh pish, you and Joyce and your “not having lesbian sex with your friends” rules. Live free, I say.
Willoughby Chase
Presumably this comes under the heading of “whatnot” in the textbook?
Mkvenner
Explains so much
Screwball
Probably, but there are still gonna be plenty who will keep believing Joyce is deep down really a Lesbian who’s getting close to openly admitting she wants to shove her face between Dorothy’s legs…
Pope William T Wodium
“Shove her face between Dorothy’s legs?”
Please. “Delicately insert.”
Leorale
Oh my goodness, I didn’t think of this at all but it makes so much sense!
nothri
Rassum Frassum. I was all set to be comment number one and the damn thing didn’t load.
Plasma Mongoose
Better luck next time.
nothri
Thanks.
Kris
Platonic lady friendship involves more than I thought.
Leorale
It also involves going to the washroom together.
Leorale
doing each other’s nails, braiding each other’s hair, running for elected office — you know, girly stuff.
Kris
As opposed to platonic male friendship! All we have to do is say “Yeah!” and high five, or chest bump, or even headbutt if it’s really awesome. Then theres the solitary “I understand.” shoulder touch plus head nod. But you can only do that once a year and only if someone died!
chris73
We guys do have it so much easier (in this respect)
Incomitatus
Pouring a strong bourbon for a friend in times of great stress or grief is appropriate for all friendships, however. Especially if there is also a fire.
Rycan
‘In case of fire, imbibe flammable liquids’ is excellent advice.
Deanatay
Better in your stomach, than outside, catching fire. If the fire gets hot enough to combust alcohol inside your body, you already have bigger problems.
Rheios
Not anymore you don’t.
Rycan
I would think that, when a fire breaks out and flammable liquids are within reach, it is a very good time to leave.
Screwball
Wait, that’s all that’s involved? Maybe that’s why Daniel the Human keeps throwing magnets at me…