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Curtains
Posted on May 7, 2024 by David M Willis
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210 thoughts on “Curtains”

  1. NGPZ

    AAYOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOOOO!!!

    1. Azhrei Vep

      Aw, man. I saw that link, and thought it was going to be this:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9akIlAEhOx4

      Now I am disappointed.

      1. Byron Orpheus

        An ad for Grammerly? I just don’t get this generation’s sense of humor.

      2. NGPZ

        was the lyricist doing IRL Povid meme? XD

        1. Azhrei Vep

          I have no idea what a Povid is or how one would meme it, so I have no idea.

      3. Mr D

        I thought it was gonna link me to the pillarmen theme

        1. NGPZ

          fuuuuuck that would have been PERFECT T_T

  2. Ana Chronistic

    I thought curtains were to keep out the Cursed Day Star

    1. NGPZ

      Ah yes, the same star that slowly kills you while providing energy to all life on your planet.

    2. JA

      Why can’t the sun be more reasonable and rise at like 11:30AM?

      1. Kat

        Just a heads up, if you were going to make it your Genie wish, you’re just going to end up somewhere in the northern Alaska around December-January.

        1. Forvisk

          And just exist in that period, disappearing and reappearing just for that small period of time. Also, you could go to Antarctica.

      2. clif

        It does, just much further west.

      3. someone

        From the sun’s point of view, he’s just sitting in place, just minding his business. It’s just up to the Earth to rotate more slowly on its own axis.

        Or you could live in an airship that’d be constantly flying westward, crossing timezones as it goes.

      4. Needfuldoer

        Try working third shift; it will feel like the sun comes up at 11:30 AM!

        1. M!a

          Ooh, the vampire shift. I remember it too well.

          Although, a workplace full of goth girls and a *much* less stringent dress code… this, I did not hate.

      5. NGPZ

        In my line of work it technically does. XD

    3. eh, whatever

      Wrong again! Curtains are to keep out the ceiling lights of the neighbors across who don’t have curtains. Also, to keep more light from your own lamps inside.

  3. IntangibleMatter

    Sal! Happy to see you just very bad timing

    1. M!a

      She should have snuck in and pounced on Joyce with a WAKEY WAKEY!

  4. True Survivor

    And now to pull a Jamie Lannister to keep the shameful secret.

    1. Thag Simmons

      No offense intended to the kid, but Sal probably lands a lot better than he did

      1. Freezer

        And Sal could probably kick both their asses afterwards.

      2. bubba0077

        Well, she isn’t nearly so high up.

        1. Taffy

          The kid got pushed out of the ground-floor window.

        2. Azhrei Vep

          He most assuredly did not. He had to climb a good ways to get up there.
          Martin goes into unnecessarily exhaustive detail about how far and how much he enjoys doing this kind of thing.

        3. Taffy

          IDK who Martin is, but I saw the episode of Tits & Dragons in question, and they were all outside on solid ground already. They pretty much just tripped the kid and he fell over.

        4. Jinx

          LOL

        5. Thag Simmons

          Bran got pushed out of the tallest tower in winterfell, so he did fall from slightly above ground level

    2. stePH

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0rf3_viTxk

  5. Dara

    wait so she thought danny might be sleeping with joe?

    1. John Campbell

      Plausible, honestly. Maybe he told her about the dragon.

      1. Dara

        Oh I agree it’s plausible, it’s just she’s being cooler about it than I might’ve expected. Which, also, would be fine, just a little surprising.

    2. RassilonTDavros

      Probably wouldn’t be the first time.

      1. Vanessa

        Oh ho! Good one. Somehow I doubt Danny would have actually made out with his roommate, though.

      2. Michael Steamweed

        The strip after that is one that concerns me. May it not be so!

    3. Holly

      I like the idea that she thought “Wow, he’s taking that no-casual-touch theory a bit far, wasn’t expecting that!”… though I am not sure that Sal has heard Danny’s theory on that yet?

    4. Theluxland

      The first thing that got to my mind, honestly

  6. Jerach

    This is also why we invented DOORS Sal!

    1. shadowcell

      doors were invented to be something Sal can be too cool to use

    2. Thag Simmons

      A window is just a door for light

    3. Coatl

      Precisely, but Sal is so used to surprising everyone through the window, and today is no exception.

      1. Proxiehunter

        Today everyone is extra surprised, including her.

    4. foamy

      Doors *and* knocking on them.

      Or, like, phone calls.

  7. Animedingo

    I WANT MAH SHIRT

    1. Nicoleandmaggie

      ^

    2. stePH

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=osm5RMf2cpM

  8. Just an Armadillo

    I don’t remember which floor Joe and Danny’s room is on exactly but whichever it is this definitely qualifies as victim blaming.

  9. reed

    this is why we invented DOORS sal. or texting! god forbid joyce was still shitting with the door open.

    1. anon

      well i think joyce has seen sal topless before? (like ‘garden of eden style’) so i geuss they can call it even

      I imagine she could’ve just texted but i guess sal likes to be spontaneous and visit. tho idk if danny considered to call sal as a warning/assumed joyce would’ve stayed

  10. Puppeteer Nessus

    The blame for this awkward situation is clearly on those who should have put up curtains, not on that blasted wall-crawling menace. Parker I still need pictures!

    1. Weatherheight

      😀

  11. Ray Radlein

    Oh, good, she can take her shirt back now, since she’s here

    1. justin8448

      …forcing Joyce to walk back to her room in one of Joe’s shirts, I guess?

      The narrative implications abound!

      1. Schpoonman

        Oh, damn, that’s way better than my crackpot theory below (that Joe goes to Joyce’s room to ask Sarah for a shirt). Seeing Joyce show up with a way-too-big-on-her shirt would deeefinitely set every single one of Sarah’s alarms off.

        1. King_Salty

          More alarms than having Joe show up unannounced to borrow one of Joyce’s shirts?

        2. Needfuldoer

          He’d never return from that mission, and nobody but Sarah would know where he wound up.

      2. Nicoleandmaggie

        It’s not like Joyce is using it right now.

  12. Yotomoe

    I mean…I feel like the 3rd story foregoes the necessity for curtains. You’re the weirdo here.

    1. Freemage

      Depends on the campus layout. My freshman dorm was across from an upperclass dorm. Rumors abounded about who was careless with their curtains.

    2. brionl

      You still need it to block out the aforementioned hideous burning light of the daystar.

      1. Taffy

        [Raspy Tara Strong Voice] The Day Star approaches! You know what it brings.

        1. LeafletErin

          I get it! I get the reference! Not one that gets used much these days sadly.

    3. zee

      I’m on the 5th story of my building. It’s absolutely does not. For privacy reasons and “sun shines right on my pillow at 9 am” reasons

  13. Yotomoe

    To be fair, Joyce has many Wonderbread-like traits. I can see the confusion.

    1. Kyrik Michalowski

      Traits such as…?

      1. Taffy

        Hehehehehehehehehe how much do you know about deforestation?

        1. Thag Simmons

          [glares silently]

        2. Darasara

          …I honestly feel like I should report this comment on principle.

      2. Nono

        They both took Dorothy on a date.

      3. Needfuldoer

        Complexion and hair color? That’s two right there!

      4. M!a

        …such as being as stereotypically Indiana White Person as can possibly be?

    2. Throwatron

      there was legitimately a brief moment where i forgot that wonderbread wasn’t usually what she called joyce lmfao

  14. Agemegos

    What is Sal doing with her phone?

    1. Dara

      I had that reaction too but she’s just pointing, the ‘phone’ is her fist.

    2. True Survivor

      I thought that was her phone at first, too. However, on closer inspection, it appears to just be her left hand, with the index curled to point towards the left side of the panel.

    3. Miri

      I was assuming “calling Danny” – taking a candid photo wouldn’t exactly be Sal’s style.

      “Owning hands” could also work but my head’s trying to insist the palm should be on the other side as you really shouldn’t cross your arms over while gesticulating and talking through an upper-floor, closed window…

  15. Johan

    They’re so cute. ?

  16. DailyBrad

    Clearly, she is Wonderbra.

    1. Yotomoe

      Naw, right now she’s Wonderbra-less.

    2. Azhrei Vep

      Oooh, no, take it one step further: Wonderbra’d.

    3. M!a

      …nestled all comfy-like with Wonderbro.

  17. JepMZ

    Is Danny being cuddled by Joe a normal occurrence to Sal?

  18. JD

    joe has the sweetest little smile in the first panel… awww

  19. MordWa

    Called it two days ago *smugface*
    Joyce gets nekkid with Joe before Sal flips Danny’s hat. Hijinx ensue.

    I’m on to you, Willis.

    1. True Survivor

      Um, actually you called five days ago, May 2nd * obnoxious and pedantic smug-face*

      Seriously, though, good call out. Your powers of prediction are impressive.

      1. MordWa

        With the time dilation in this strip, two days ago might have been 2020.
        *snerk*

  20. tim gueguen

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8C_6aPwTWs

  21. Coatl

    Hahahaha that expression from Joyce is worth gold.

    By the way Sal, I know you’re used to entering by surprise, but the door was created for something in particular.

    1. Proxiehunter

      So what you’re saying is she should have entered through the window of the person Joe and Danny share a half bath with and surprised Joe and Joyce by coming through the door of that?

  22. Shakes

    No wonderbread, only toasty buns.

  23. Vukodlak

    And yet Wonderbread walking in on her pooping garnered little reaction.

    1. JR

      Yeah I’m really not seeing the pattern lately on what scandalizes Joyce.

      1. Mr.Morningstar

        Prolly more that pooping is not really sexual at all. Also she wasn’t topless so while snuggling a mostly naked brick wall of a man

        1. Proxiehunter

          That’s not brick. That’s solid 100% grade A prime American beefcake.

    2. Hoboturtle

      Joyce thinks little of Danny in general.

      1. Schpoonman

        Still waiting on “Hey, Joe, who was that that walked into your bathroom while I was pooping?”

    3. Jon

      The webcomic started on a poop joke, so I think it’s safe to say Joyce has fewer insecurities about the bathroom than she does about sexuality. I think she also idolizes Sal, and also she maybe knows that Sal has little esteem for Joe.

      Also, dumbiverse joyce “does not give one tiny poop about Danny” which Willis has said is endlessly entertaining to him. So it could be an extension of that joke.

    4. thumb

      Joyce doesn’t have hangups about pooping (surprisingly).

      1. Proxiehunter

        I’m sure she does, she’s Joyce. They just don’t appear to be about someone seeing her while she does it.

    5. Nerrin

      I imagine it’s as much “sudden awakening surprise” as it is Joyce’s (not inconsiderable) sexual hangups.

  24. Dday

    What kind of a show are you perverts trying to put on here? What if a child was standing in your 3rd story window, did you think about that?

  25. ESM

    I like that Sal apparently assumed Joe and Danny were sleeping together and didn’t find it odd

  26. morhek

    “Sarah sometimes calls me white bread, is that close enough?”

    1. NGPZ

      Which one? 😮

      1. morhek

        Joyce. At this point Joe must be used to seeing Sal climbing his window like Spiderman.

        1. Taffy

          That’s gonna be a 3-point penalty for forgetting the hyphen.

        2. Azhrei Vep

          It’s not a direct penalty, but Parker does get a free throw for the foul.

        3. M!a

          …which he totally bricks. >:( there went my ten bucks… never, EVER bet on the Pacers

  27. Uly

    I love that second panel.

    1. Schpoonman

      Her smirk as she’s thinking “Heh, Danny and Joe are cuddling, adorable” before JoJo reacts and she sees it’s definitely not Danny.

  28. Warcodered

    and multiple floors and doors.

  29. Reltzik

    Actually, this isn’t why they invented curtains. Curtains appear to have been originally invented to serve as room dividers.

    This right here is why they invented Venetian blinds.

    1. Holly

      I thought that was more to block out the glare and heat of the sun

      1. Reltzik

        Well, curtains are almost prehistoric, dating back to a time when sunlight was the main source of light. (I’d guess that they ARE prehistoric and there were probably nomads hanging animal skins across the centerlines of their tents for the same reason.) Blocking out the hated daystar wasn’t a necessity they could afford to meet.

        … as for Venetian blinds, I’d heard a story that they were invented by a woman in Venice who was sick of a peeping Tom watching her change. But a bit of internet research just now suggests that this was false. Oops.

        1. Taffy

          Yeah, it was actually a peeping Federico.

  30. Taffy

    Wow, Sal is dumb. She saw a topless woman and thought it was Danny? I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    1. Loki

      She didn’t see a topless woman. Joyce’s breasts are completely under the blanket in the first panel. She saw some shoulders.

      1. Reltzik

        She also saw JOE cuddling with those shoulders, so…

      2. Taffy

        Joyce is topless, she saw Joyce, therefore she saw a topless woman.

        1. Azhrei Vep

          Taffy is technically correct. The best kind of correct!

          Sal doesn’t have to recognize the person as a topless woman for them to be both topless and a woman. Pedantry!

        2. Reltzik

          Joyce isn’t topless. She’s wearing a blanket as a top.

        3. Proxiehunter

          And possibly a pair of hands (not hers).

      3. zee

        Doubt Joyce owns any strapless tops or bras so

        1. thejeff

          And we know from a few days ago, it’s on the floor. With Sal’s shirt.

    2. DashWallkick

      I don’t think she saw Joyce and assumed it was Danny — I think she just looked in the window hoping to wake Danny up and her eyes immediately went to the top bunk because the bottom one was empty.

      1. Taffy

        That’s not as funny.

      2. John Campbell

        There are no bottom bunks (unless you’re talking in like a uke/seme fashion, in which case, yeah, I guess Danny’s would be the bottom bunk). The beds are over the desks.

        I’m not entirely clear on the layout of the room, but I think Danny’s bed is closer to the door than Joe’s.

  31. jeffepp

    No one’s mentioned the possibility that Sal expected Joyce and Dottie to be sleeping together this morning. Not to say that she would expect them in Joe and Danny’s room.

    1. Schpoonman

      Why would she have expected that? She knows that Joyce and Joe have started dating.

      1. Taffy

        Yeah, but it wouldn’t be the first time Jugs and Dottothy slept together after a night of wretched debauchery. And Dorothy’s room is closer.

        1. Schpoonman

          Yeah, but I think last time Walky was in bed with them, too.

  32. Freezer

    You say that like you wouldn’t have just pushed past the curtains.

  33. sdrainbow

    god, fuck directly off, sal

    1. Taffy

      She’s not misbehaving at all. It’s fine.

      1. Council

        Just climbed several stories and told the people being naked up there to cover up, completely checks out

        1. Taffy

          Nope, she didn’t say that to them at all, even by implication. They were visibly already covered, and she’s not blind or stupid. The climbing is also fine and isn’t a problem in any way.

        2. Azhrei Vep

          She told them to cover up their window.

          Well, more like implied that they should have, but still.

    2. shrub

      Depends if she goes off at Joe because she thinks he’s somehow seduced her into bed then yes definitely

      If she doesn’t then hopefully she’ll learn a lesson about proper entering and exiting so it’s all good

    3. M!a

      It’s a reaction, nothing more. No different than if she found Danny wanking.

      Its a cringe, not a judgment. 🙂

    4. zee

      No ❤️
      Keep doing your thing sal. Do it more in fact. Dedicate more pages in the year to sal doing her thing

  34. HueSatLight

    I was skimming old strips, seeing what I could infer from Joe’s room being definitely on the sunrise side of the hall. I still haven’t found what I’m looking for, but I noticed something on Joe’s Do List (June 2016 bonus, book 6). There’s three entries visible, Jennifer, Joyce, and Guns. This is speculation, but Jennifer and then Joyce is what we might see if that portion of the list were women from his floor sorted by first name. If so, then Gun’s name falls between “Joyce” and “Mandy”.

    1. Taffy

      Gonna guess “Laddison”.

      1. HueSatLight

        Its a shame we’ll never get to see Laddison in the strip, since she fell into Mel’s Hole.

    2. Rabbit

      Now I’m wondering if Guns is like, a gym rat girl

      1. clif

        Quick, someone, give this Rabbit a link to Walkyverse Guns. I’d do it, but I’m about to go incoherent for the night.

        1. deliverything

          Not sure what’s a good strip to link to, but here’s the wiki link:
          https://walkypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Guns
          So… looks like Rabbit’s right, at least as far as Dumbiverse Guns is concerned.

    3. HueSatLight

      anyways, looking strips with an far establishing shot of Read Hall, like this. With speech bubbles or noises coming from the building, ideally the woman’s hall. I thought there was one with Dorothy speaking or someone speaking to Dorothy, but I’m not confident.

  35. GUIGUI

    Just going to say that the art of Sal in the second picture is beautiful.

    1. Bruno

      This is a really well executed strip artways overall.

  36. Hazel

    You get what you pay for, Sal.

  37. Mr.Morningstar

    To be fair sal you’re the only person who would enter the room that way…

    Except amazi-girl…. hmmmm

    1. clif

      Jennifer called it first.

  38. Schpoonman

    Over-under on Sal taking her shirt and jacket back before Joyce is able to explain that she doesn’t have anything else to wear, forcing Joe to go back to Joyce’s room and ask Sarah for a change of clothes?

    1. Ben

      How about Joyce wearing one of Danny’s shirts? They seem to be about the same size

      1. Derek

        why would size even matter? she can wear Joe’s shirt since she’s just going back to her room to get dressed

    2. anon

      i assume she wouldn’t need it back/joyce took it from a pile she didn’t wear as often unless sal’s somehow running low on shirts/haven’t done laundry in a whiel

  39. Professional asexual

    They look so happy in the first panel I’m crying

    1. Needfuldoer

      Right?

  40. Da Boy

    Did Sal assume that Joe and Danny were snuggling in bed together XD ?

  41. Da Boy

    I know it will sound like advertising but. If people like the kind of relationship Danny and Sal have then Shikimori is not just a cutie manga would be perfect for them.

    1. Taffy

      “The story follows the day-to-day life of two high schools students-” Hard pass, sorry. This cast is already pushing it age-wise, I ain’t got time left to read about actual children.

      1. Bruno

        Even this one got grandfathered in ’cause I’ve been reading it since I was barely older than the characters. I wouldn’t start reading a comic about kids this age now.

        1. Holly

          That’s interesting to me. A lot of fiction ins bildungsromans (coming of age), and YA novels are good to read at any age.

          I’m pretty old and don’t really care what age protagonists are so long as it’s done well. It’s easy to lose touch with empathy and forget how you yourself were when younger as you get older, I’ve found, so things like this can be both a reminder and a window into what people are worried abotu today that I might not even think about.

          Rambling point being to ask you why it is you don’t like reading about younger people – is it because you thinkk most are written by younger people, badly, or something else?

        2. Da Boy

          Ah nothing encourages sharing what you love like people crapping on your choice in media.

        3. Taffy

          Nobody’s crapping on it, I just said I didn’t wanna read it. For what it’s worth (nothing), I like Sal and Danny, just not enough to actively seek out their dynamic in something new.

        4. Fred

          There’s a certain amount of romance/sex in YA fiction that makes things uncomfortable for me, a middle-aged white cis male, to read about happening to a adolescent female. Reading it feels voyeuristic and predatory. And sometimes I don’t know the spiciness level until I get far into the book. So having an underage protagonist is a warning flag.

        5. Bruno

          Itʻs because the entire western world already thinks Iʻm a pedophile no matter what because Iʻm trans.

    2. zee

      Love shikimori, only seen the anime tho. It’s technically kind of the inverse. Sal Walkerton’s not just a cool girl

  42. TheCozburger

    “Counterpoint: The window was not designed to be ingress/egress!”

  43. Florence

    Not to take the gag too seriously but I’d say it’s understandable to assume you wouldn’t need curtains when you’re this high up and in bed

  44. William

    Hot and Adorable all at once

  45. Heather

    Sal is going to think they had sex (perfectly natural assumption) and get a little weird because she and Danny haven’t yet prediction? (Did they have a talk about that? I just remember her yelling about it to Danny and then retreating but my memory might be shot).

  46. C.T. Phipps

    Yeah, Sal, this is all on you. You don’t knock or express any respect for their privacy.

    1. Bash

      She is knocking, but she is able to see directly through the window because they (understandably) left the curtains open.

  47. Michael Steamweed

    “Hey, Wonderbread, why’re you an’ Joe in bed together? Not that Ah mind.”

  48. CianM1301

    Considering that Joe and Joyce were laying in bed mostly naked, and the reaction Joyce gave upon hearing Sal at the window, would it be a safe bet to say Sal will most likely assume they did the do? Also, do you think Sal will be mad at Joyce for stealing her top? I know she said Joyce could wear her clothes, but I don’t know if Sal would have imagined she’d actually do it.

    1. Needfuldoer

      That’s where things seem to be going. Joe’s just lucky it’s Sal who caught them.

      Joyce has blanket permission to dip into Sal’s wardrobe.

      1. CianM1301

        I know Joyce had permission to do so, but do you think Sal actually expected her to do so? Given her reaction to Joyce’s social media post the night before, I don’t think she did.

        1. Mr D phone posting

          I’d say expectations are irrelevant once permission has been given openly and never taken back.

        2. Needfuldoer

          If anything, I think Sal might be mildly impressed she did, but then follow up with an “ask first next time”.

        3. Mturtle7

          My prediction:
          “Hey, that’s MY shirt, ain’t it? Mebbe don’t steal other people’s shirts, Joyce?”
          “Ah! B-but…you said I could! You said I could borrow your clothes if I want to try out new things and I wanted to try a new thing so I borrowed your shirt and-”
          “Huh. I said that?”
          “Yes it was last semester uh four months and fifteen days ago and I came into your room and said some dumb stuff about your scars and you got mad and made me realize I was objectifying you and so I promised to stop and then you borrow your clothes every once in a while if I wanted to try new things and I said you could borrow my sweatervest but-”
          “Christ, Joyce, it’s fine, I believe ya. I just forgot, is all. Breathe.“

  49. DarkoNeko

    …this is why we invented doors, Sally.

  50. ValdVin

    This is also why we invented the second floor.

  51. staszu13

    Time for your periodic Joyce Face

  52. Weatherheight

    Sal: wait… isn’t that my top? What’s that doing there? I just washed it Saturday afternoon…

  53. Terah

    Called it.

  54. Someguy

    THIS IS WHY WE INVENTED DOORS, SAL.

  55. Zaxares

    Joyce looks so comfy in that first panel. :3

  56. Callid13

    I don’t think venting curtains would help much here, Sal 😛

  57. DurkVash

    This suggests Sal would not enter a window with courtains, which isn’t that out of character, but still surprises me a bit.

    1. thejeff

      Well, here she knocks and calls out before entering. If she did the same, but with curtains, they could have called back to her before she saw anything.

  58. Suet

    Check the half-bath, are there windows there?

    …Friendly… Neighborhood… Amazi-Sal?

    1. Da Boy

      I got this mental image of Amazi-Girl and Sal both climbing the windows and they happen to get in each other’s way and somehow the Jack and Scotsman on the bridge gag ensues.

      1. Michael Steamweed

        How can we ensure that Willis makes this??

    2. David DeLaney

      Spi-derSal, as noted below

      –Dave, Walky keeps getting mistaken for her mild-mannered secret identity

  59. Yeet

    frankly amazed security haven’t gone after sal yet for this kind of thing
    maybe they can’t catch her?

    1. Taffy

      What are they gonna do, wag their fingers at her?

  60. Rabisch

    Good thing Joyce had taken Sal’s shirt off. I don’t think she would have been happy to see her wearing it while she’s in bed with Joe.

  61. thumb

    But not doors. No one has invented doors yet.
    Honestly surprised she didn’t expect something along these lines with Joe having a bed here and all, and only being with Joyce relatively recently.

  62. NinjaNick

    3rd panel is priceless. Also, Sal’s outfit is stunning.

  63. anon

    lol i wonder how many random unrelated dorm users have noticed sal climbing up/past their windows lol

    1. Michael Steamweed

      Spider Sal is Amazi-Girl’s replacement. But, you know, different author, artist, and production team.

  64. Amós Batista

    Let’s trust Sal will believe in Joyce’s innocence.??

  65. David DeLaney

    Danny, warm, wet, and wrinkled

    1. NGPZ

      on the world wide web

  66. Ana Chronistic

    I forgot that my “FIRST” joke was going to be something about “INDECENT! YOU CAN SEE THEM NAKED IN THERE”

    Person standing on the street: “What, I can’t see anything”

    Sal, having climbed to the window: “SEE”

  67. Nathan

    What’s with September 10th?

  68. Furie

    Does Danny normally spend time cuddling with Joe in the morning?

  69. poyo

    *crawls up to your window and peers in* oh ! gross !! get a room !!

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