The Dumbing of Age Book 10 Kickstarter is live!
This book will collect "Year Ten," spanning the four storylines that start on August 18, 2019, and complete on September 9, 2020. This includes new commentary, behind-the-scenes artwork, and new character designs into an 236-page tome with luxurious glossy paper all bound up into a sturdy presentation. Our biggest book yet! And there will be a foreword by Seanan McGuire!
The book is titled Renounce Magical Thinking and Embrace Empirical Evidence, and it's the culmination of a full decade of Dumbing of Age stories! This is the big one! With kidnappings and van chases! The Ending With A Huge Timeskip one!
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151 thoughts on “Dashin’”
Ana Chronistic
“I was disappointed when it didn’t allow me to fly, however. Fo’ rizzle.”
Clif
My philosophy is that anything will fly if you launch it hard enough.
Ana Chronistic
There’s a knack. The knack is in throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
Just for kix
Aye, it is the second part, the missing, that presents difficulties.
Demoted Oblivious
Right up there with one of Taylor’s maxims: Everything is air-droppable at least once.
Doctor_Who
The whole time this is going on, Roz’s brain is just making a constant “EEEEEEEEE” noise, like an old TV test pattern.
Bicycle Bill
yesterday, Doctor_Who wrote “This bowtie? A bat than randomly decided to land on my collar. Shhh, it’s sleeping.”
Missed that one, didn’t you?
And I’m calling it now … since she is not wearing a carnation or anything in her lapel, she has a second squeeze bladder that causes a stream of water to shoot out of the center of the knot.
Needfuldoer
The test tone you typically associate with color bars is just a 1kHz sine wave. Try it in Audacity!
JetstreamGW
I mean she isn’t wrong.
Opus the Poet
I know, right? If 2020 taught us anything, it was this.
Taavi De Vos
Cannot relate personally. I don’t want to be ruled. period.
Lars
On the other hand, we had a topless Vladimir Putin riding a horse. Wich led to Ride on Kings.
timemonkey
I can’t tell if this is going better or worse than expected.
Pylgrim
Yes.
NotThatDrew
Huh, this is the second time this week I’ve been tempted to buy stereotypical comedy props
NotThatDrew
Definitely DONT have amazon open in another tab *sweats nervously*
Stephen Bierce
Yeah, forget Amazon–buy direct from Taiwan.
Demoted Oblivious
Alibaba? What’s the Alibaba of Taiwan? Also, what’s it tell me that “Made in Taiwan” seems to be a mark of quality above that of “Made in China”?
Mobcat
Russian components, American components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
FacelessDeviant
Dooo it. Think of the comedic power you’d weild with a hand buzzer and a flower that squirts water!
You could rule this land!
Deanatay
“Sir, our system just reported a purchase with an 85% match to The Joker’s purchase history.”
“Dammit. Better CC the Batcave with the purchase info.”
Sirksome
Imagine respecting persons of authority when society doesn’t force you to.
Kyrik Michalowski
Teach your class all the reasons they don’t need to respect you, but then build up respect by spitting straight facts?
Robin is smarter than we give her credit for.
Rainhat
She’d pretty much have to be.
Needfuldoer
I think she masks her “holy crap what do I do whatdoido” with wackiness, like Becky does with her sadness.
Jane
Woahwoahwoah, you save that lesson for the second year students, Robin! Like, three quarters of these students aren’t seriously going to go into political science, and you’re just completely disillusioning them! Do you want them to be bitter, broken shells that grimace every time someone calls Paul Ryan a wonk?
ktbear
Im gonna say, yes?
Demoted Oblivious
Obligatory xkcd. Quoth he: “In a cavern deep below the Earth, Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, Ann Druyan, Paul Rudd, Alan Alda, and Duran Duran meet together in the Secret Council of /(b[plurandy]+b ?){2}/i.”
Deanatay
Best to discourage them early.
Proto_Eevee
I refuse to believe anyone respected Robin as an authority
Proto_Eevee
Except Becky
DailyBrad
Becky didn’t really respect her so much as they were in a position to mutually benefit each other, and even then, she probably only really full-on respected her when she bowed out of the race.
StClair
benefit, exploit…
Wagstaff
I just realized something.
Considering how new technologies (like smartphones and game consoles) are added to this comic as they are invented, and how decompressed the storytelling is, we may very well reach a point where several decades worth of world-changing technologies are stuffed into a single year!
SuperZero
Like spinny bow ties!
butts
ah, Nutty Professor-style
Anon A Mouse
Considering the position she is in she has a point about, but is she suggesting she can somehow teach them to fail upwards?
Jamie
Nah. She’s saying she’ll pick a golden student and that one will fail upwards.
The other 99% will not learn this neat trick.
Demoted Oblivious
Becky’s not in her class, is she?
Demoted Oblivious
wtfomgroflcopter. How could i forget that detail. oi.
RassilonTDavros
I kinda love how depressingly accurate Robin’s nihilistic assessment of politics is. I’m wondering if we’ll get some kind of bizarre heart-to-heart between her and Dorothy, since she’s the most politics-oriented of the main cast.
Rabisch
I really want this to happen.
jupiterror
Loving Robin’s expressions in this strip.
DailyBrad
She’s definitely not wrong. Boorish fascists get MUCH more pushback than the mundane evil that just gets casually accepted in politics.
Jon Rich
Boorish, insulting tweets: How unpresidential! Very bad, much decline of American prestige!
Casually bombing innocent civilians: Slip in a mention just before the human interest segment on the 11:30 news, or whatever. Nobody cares.
Or, see how quickly “kids in cages” became “migrant youths in detention centers.”
And I say this as someone who absolutely *loathes* Trump.
James
It’s unbelievably depressing that the current political situation still somehow manages to be the lesser evil.
Clif
Yes! This!
Demoted Oblivious
Is it because there is an near-effective majority across all legislative branches, or because despite being included in drafting bills, the minority is flatly voting “no” to everything “because reasons”.
Or is it that they are all behaving worse than preschoolers fighting over who gets the big shovel in the sand-box? (there are 5 shovels, all the same size)
And mea culpa, that isn’t a fair comparison to preschoolers.
Deanatay
Yeah, but the red one looks bigger. All about optics, amirite?
Demoted Oblivious
oh, I thought red wunz go faster
thejeff
Because we have one party that has essentially given up on democracy as a concept or even on basic competence in making government function and instead runs completely on “owning the libs” and obstruction, knowing that any failure will be blamed on the party in power or on politicians in general, giving them the chance to get back into power, steal more and break more stuff, only to repeat the process again.
Assuming they don’t manage to seize control completely – see the “giving up on democracy” part.
Keulen
It annoys me how many people were apparently more bothered by the boorish insulting tweets than all the other terrible stuff, and now that we have a new president doing a lot of the same stuff but without the mean tweets, they just don’t care.
Common sense
The fun fact is , people say that but….
What proof do they have?
Media Reports which people always claim is false when the people are in charge they dont like?
Lessons from Proffessors who have there own political view and project that in there lessons?
Hearsay from other people that have heard from other peoples?
or Tweets ytube videos from groups that have a general agenda towards one side or the other?
I find it really hard these days to believe anything , just because people say it is so.
Arioch
I don’t think people don’t care. I think at this point most Americans are just exhausted. The world was a dumpster fire and even getting the tiniest amount of surface change was difficult to say the least. The world is still very much a raging dumpster fire. I think when you are fighting for change and are prepared to see it change by inches only to have it change by millimeters, it’s all some people can do to not just give up.
Needfuldoer
We’ve been bombing civilians in the middle east for 20 years, half (or more) of an entire generational cohort’s lives. The conflict there has lasted longer than the Vietnam War. Even the cheers of the boot-licking ‘blind patriots’ faded years ago. Now we’re stuck propping the region up forever, lest we leave a power vacuum.
How would we not be exhausted at this point?
thejeff
Meanwhile, Biden is removing all troops from Afghanistan, but we’ll still keep blaming him for the wars. We’ll also ignore Trump loosening the rules of engagement and pardoning war criminals we’ve convicted in favor of at best both-siderism if not out claims that Democrats are the war-mongerers.
Needfuldoer
Pulling out of Afghanistan is a good thing that should’ve happened a long time ago. I’m glad Biden’s finally getting it done. I just hope we’re leaving behind a stable government that won’t immediately fall to insurgency. (We came uncomfortably close to that almost happening at home.)
thejeff
We aren’t.
Clif
Not even close.
Needfuldoer
Fack.
thejeff
It’s also “annoying” when people don’t understand government and politics well enough to have any idea what the president can change on a dime and what what they can’t. Or to do more than a superficial comparison before writing them off as basically the same.
Take the “kids in cages”. Each of the last 3 administrations had that problem. That wasn’t what was unique about Trump, nor was it just that he was boorish about it. Trump’s policy of arresting and detaining all border crossers and separating any children from them since they were “criminals” was the real problem there. He deliberately isolated and caged more kids that both Biden and Obama would have left with their families and released pending asylum hearings.
First Obama and now Biden are responding to increased in children crossing the border alone. As minors, those kids can’t simply be released on their own. A family member or some sponsor needs to be found and they need to be somewhere while that happens. With the better facilities full, they’ve been pushed into the originally temporary “cages”. They’re supposed to be released from CBP custody to HHS within 72 hours, but HHS was overwhelmed themselves and wasn’t to accept them fast enough.
Needfuldoer
“What do you MEAN it takes more than 100 days for the system to pivot? Inertia is irrelevant! It’s not like the system was completely hosed for years beforehand or anything. I bet [fringe candidate with no hope of winning the general election] could have done it in a week if they hadn’t kept them down!”
/s
Demoted Oblivious
Things seem to have turned on a dime regarding covid and the US. And if the predecessor wants to dispute the claim that they did not have a roll-out plan, all they have to do is release it. (I didn’t vote for either of them. Don’t live there. I have no oar in this water.)
Needfuldoer
Oh I agree things undoubtedly took a turn for the better, but the people who think things are now worse (or aren’t getting good enough fast enough) will just move the goalposts to some other thing that hasn’t been cleaned up yet and “oh yeah well wuh’bout” their way out of admitting it.
Needfuldoer
Don’t forget the “migrant caravan” that appears every election season but somehow evaporates around Halloween.
thejeff
And honestly, the “boorish insulting tweets” matter. The bully pulpit is one of the biggest tools the President has and Trump’s use of it encouraged open expression of racism and political violence and was certainly a big factor in the increase in hate crimes over the last 5 years. Culminating, so far, in the attack on the Capitol.
Stephen Bierce
*plays “Send In The Clowns” on the hacked Muzak*
Demoted Oblivious
Why am I hearing Rammstein cover Send in the Clowns?
BBCC
EVERYONE looks good in a suit. Rubio’s not especially fancy looking.
Sirksome
Maybe Robin accidentally revealed a bit of her personal tastes here. To me Rubio looks live a very average white dude, but to each their own.
Jon Rich
Trump looked terrible in a suit, but at least part of that was that his suits were deliberately badly fit for some reason. There were articles written on it during his first run.
JBento