Desk

92 Replies to “Desk”

    1. Given how Billie, Ruth or both at the same time are usually so… Byronic about their love (as though Lady Gaga had written “Bad Romance” just for them), I treasure moments like these when at least one of them is lighthearted and playful about it.

        1. Well, Billie did get pushed in the hall by Ruth that one time in just panties since she took her jersey back, so I mean, that’s not out of character for it to go that way

  1. There is a musical number about a related premise in the Gilbert & Sullivan play The Pirates of Penzance, but the hacked Muzak is not equipped to play it, so I’ll spare you.
    Anybody for Cher?

    1. Nah, it’d be religiously themed chocolate and no one would want it.

      …Or would they? I could see a snarky character enjoying biting the head off of chocolate Jesuses.

      …Yes, that’s really a thing. Google image search finds all sorts of Jesuses in chocolate, some with bites out of them.

  2. Welp. This is it. He’s peaked. This is the best Dumbing of Age strip that ever has been or will be. All bow before the once and future king of punchlines.

    This is goddamn amazing.

  3. “Put that desk back where it came from, or so help me…”

    Sorry, that was the first funny thing I thought of. I am drunk and sleep-deprived.

  4. Billie’s got her glasses back on. Is she going to try and do a double life thing? Former cheerleader, problem solver, at her new dorm and Billie the recovering alcoholic in a lesbian death pact in her old one? That doesn’t seem healthy.

    1. “That doesn’t seem healthy” will be the title of the first omnibus Dumbing of Age hardcover collection, if there is any justice in the world.

    1. I think that she’s genuinely trying to get herself out of the mindset of ‘waiting to die’. I suppose that cleaning up the place and making it a living, working room is part of re-aligning her psychology and world-view.

        1. At this.point I’d find out what day it is in-universe and research the Leafs’ success. But who are we kidding? (Not Leafs) is an all purpose axiom.

  5. They are ridiculous and beautiful, and I’m very worried for their relationship because Ruth seems to be getting increasingly clingy in response to Billie getting other friends and That Can’t Be Good.

  6. No-one in authority seems to have questioned Ruth ordering furniture for a second student. This might be me but I suspect that, irrespective of any promises Chloe may have made to Clint’s face to get him out of the building without causing a ruckus, the official policy will be to look the other way if Billie wants to openly move into Ruth’s room.

    1. Moving Billie was never about them living together it was about Ruth not being a direct authority over Billie so they could safely look the other way.

  7. I’m really excited for them to build back up into something healthier now that Ruth is getting help, hopefully with Billie getting the help she needs too. They’re kind of horribly good for each other, in their weird way, and they love each other, and I love them.

      1. I thought lack of parents was Batman’s superpower (assuming you ignore money, which you are supposed to do because it raises awkward political concerns in his case).

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