Oh so this is where the death flags might get cashed in. No matter how insane Amber’s training and physique are, I doubt she can deflect a bullet if the snipers take action. I worry so much for amazi-girl.
Maybe the protest sign she’s holding has a layer of kevlar?
Proxiehunter
That’s not a bad idea just from the durability of the sign standpoint. The fact that you can hold it over center mass or over your face if shooting starts is just a bonus. Not sure how much that would weigh though.
This isn’t a boss stage. Someone gave AG an escort mission. They never keep up with her, keep going weird places . . . Classic escort mission and exactly why gamers hate them.
I’d be happier if she’d had a line in the panel she reappeared in, especially given yesterday’s discussion of the constant under- or mis-representation of people who dress like her vs the use of causes set in the same places as emotional beats across Western media. But I’m glad she wasn’t a one-off drop-in. Really hope we get some cathartic callouts later though.
449 thoughts on “Detouring”
NGPZ
oh FUCK
actual boss stage, NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE
*plays “Loving You, Losing you” BEAT REMIX from The Boondocks on hacked muzak*
Amara
Oh so this is where the death flags might get cashed in. No matter how insane Amber’s training and physique are, I doubt she can deflect a bullet if the snipers take action. I worry so much for amazi-girl.
NGPZ
*worries about Amazi-Girl and plans for fan games* T-T
Adam Black
Unnamed mustache guy takes a bullet.
Laura
I choose to believe she now wears one of those new full-silk bodysuits that can stop bullets.
https://theconversation.com/body-armour-made-from-silk-is-being-developed-but-this-apparently-cutting-edge-idea-is-centuries-old-227475
https://biologyinsights.com/spider-silk-bulletproof-vest-new-frontiers-in-protective-fabrics/
But she really oughta be protecting her head more, all the same.
morleuca
We used to have the spider-goats here in town.
Proxiehunter
Spider goat, spider goat, does whatever a spider mote
Steamweed
Taylor from Wildbow’s Worm stories approves of such body armor.
PipersSon
Even before that, samurai were using silk cloaks to stop arrows.
AbacusWizard
Maybe the protest sign she’s holding has a layer of kevlar?
Proxiehunter
That’s not a bad idea just from the durability of the sign standpoint. The fact that you can hold it over center mass or over your face if shooting starts is just a bonus. Not sure how much that would weigh though.
Proxiehunter
This isn’t a boss stage. Someone gave AG an escort mission. They never keep up with her, keep going weird places . . . Classic escort mission and exactly why gamers hate them.
NGPZ
mark my words after or right before the escort is completed she gonna confront either Mary or the sniper 0-0
Proxiehunter
Mary is the sniper! Dun-dun-DUN
Decidedly Orthogonal
No it’s just one “Dun” meadow.
elebenty
snerk
Joey245
Boss battle! ?
Radiance
I’d like escort missions a lot more if the bad pathfinding was actually because the women you’re escorting just started making out.
Bittersweet
This feels like either a Saints Row or a Bully mission and I can’t decide which.
Rectilinear Propagation
Pretend this comment is a like for the music choice.
Thag Simmons
It’s all the named characters and some guy with a mustache!
Svankensen
His name is Cyan.
Joe Moose
Does he make silk flowers to woo ladies?
Svankensen
Only if they are widowers.
AbacusWizard
I loved his computer games back in the 1990s!
RoyanRannedos
AKA Mr. Thou
Kyulen
Mustache guy deserves a name. I’m gonna call him Steve until he gets an official name.
Thag Simmons
he does look a little like steve
Searcher
Stephen or Steven?
Casi
Stefan
Astariel
Thank god Amazi-Girl is getting Mustache Guy out!
Bittersweet
It’s Danny from the future lol
Michelle J Caboose
Well, I guess I don’t need to make that comment. Thank you for saving me all that typing! 😉
JA
That is Mustache Mark.
Risky
Martin, Sal and Danny’s son from an otherwise non-canon future.
Thallone
Why is he not wearing red? The traditional ensign sacrificial color is red. Amber/AG would know this.
Rabid Rabbit
Isn’t that Phil? https://www.itswalky.com/comic/this-place-is-a-mess/
clif
Good eye!
Proxiehunter
So he should be able to whip up a common household Molotov.
Reltzik
I’m going with this. This is the DoA version of Phil until Willis says otherwise.
Jahu
“Some guy with a mustache?” That’s B. “Shitty” Knight!
Amós Batista
I’ll call him Igor.
Of course this mustache is from East Europe.
сука, блядь!
John Campbell
Leslie and Robin are unaccounted for.
And Mary, but hopefully she’s already been zip-tied and shipped to a Bulmerian prison.
ZombieKyrik
Amazi-Girl to the rescue! Also Amazi-Girl with the common sense enough to tell people to run.
Risky
The perfect amount of common sense for jumpkicking militant cops.
Tessea
THANK YOU!!!! _Tear gas!_ Please vacate!!!!
Risky
The first time is training. The second time doesn’t bother you as much.
kaleido
ahhh, go you, Amazigirl! keeping folks safe!
Nono
Hi Asma!
Asma is here. She’s great.
Kelibath
I’d be happier if she’d had a line in the panel she reappeared in, especially given yesterday’s discussion of the constant under- or mis-representation of people who dress like her vs the use of causes set in the same places as emotional beats across Western media. But I’m glad she wasn’t a one-off drop-in. Really hope we get some cathartic callouts later though.
Kelibath
Just seen she was the bonus strip. Great, but for similar reasons, we really need that content in the main text IMHO.
Rose by Any other Name
So that WAS Asma untagged during the wide shot a couple days ago.
Kyulen
About time they finally try to get out of there.
Sirksome
They’d be dead if Nintendo decided to announce the release date for Metroid Prime 4.
Tequila Mockingbird
AMAZIGIRL joins Thor in the proud tradition of being a defender of lesbians… or whatever Joyce and Dotty decide to identify as.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Bisexual women?
Decidedly Orthogonal
Or Maytag-sexuals? Both, neither, more?
AbacusWizard
THOR, protector of the rainbow and all who seek shelter within it!
PipersSon
Wouldn’t that be Heimdall? Guardian of the Bifrost (rainbow) bridge?
Owlmirror
Dorothy is Bi
Joyce is Bi
They are both in the snow and frost.
Bi+frost
Bifrost
Amós Batista
original Thor
june gloom
Excellent use of a sign.
Also wow is the site slow. I think yesterday’s comment thread might have something to do with that, lmao
DailyBrad
I think it’s a ton of people trying to see it at the same time. A lot of people are very locked in here.
TCS
I’m not locked in! I can leave any time I want!
[notices gates closing]
uhhhhhh maybe Amazi-Girl will save me?
Proxiehunter
I’m not locked in with you, you’re locked in with me. Which I suppose is the same thing when it comes down to it.
True Survivor
Amazi-girl missed her calling going into roller derby, she should have gone with baseball.
Proxiehunter
Nah, she’s hitting a small object with a wide flat surface to return it to the person who served it. That’s tennis.
Needfuldoer
Or if the object needs a ton of loft, badminton.
vulcanodon
Either way, that panel got a ‘wow’ from me
Throwatron
everybody who could not stop compulsively arguing with one another the whole time ran out of stamina and had to go to sleep
(i am not excluding myself from this group)
Taffy