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Different
Posted on May 25, 2018 by David M Willis

138 thoughts on “Different”

  1. Ana Chronistic

    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Caught by an ass crack,
    No escape from reality.

    1. shadowcell

      thunder butts and lightning
      very very frightening

      1. Doctor_Who

        Open your eyes,
        Look up at the thighs and see

        1. GLaDOS

          Turn around
          Look at what you seeee
          In your face
          The bottom of your dreaams

      2. TrueVCU

        I’m just a poor butt nobody loves me

        HE’S JUST A POOR BUTT FROM A POOR FAMILY
        SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

        1. butts

          easy come easy go will you butt me go

          BUTTSMILLAH! NOOOO! WE WILL NOT BUTT YOU GO!

        2. TrueVCU

          Let me gooooo!
          BUTTZILLA! NOOOOOO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

        3. Redsg

          I see a little silhouette of a fan’
          Scary Ruth, scary Ruth, will you do the fandango?

        4. Inahc

          *extended fart solo*

        5. Frost Magi

          Sorry to cut this off… I love all of you… so very much lmao. Best comment section ever

        6. Koms

          Just gotta butt out just gotta butt right out of here..

        7. Charlie Spencer

          Any way the wind blows.

        8. Council

          I’m home.

        9. Agnes Nitt

          …sends shivers down my spine,
          my butt is achin’ all the time…

        10. Roborat

          This is truly epic, you guys are brilliant.

        11. Yet_One_More_Idiot

          Mama, just killed a man
          Put my butt against his head
          Let one rip and now he’s dead
          Mama, life was about butts,
          But now I’ve gone and thrown butts all away!

          Mama, oooooooooooooooooh!
          Didn’t mean to make you cry,
          Can’t help loving butts and I’ll be back tomorrow
          Carry on, carry on
          ‘Cos only butts really matter…

        12. Dean

          Beelzebutt has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeee…

      3. Hash

        Just a young butt with a quick poof
        I was uptight, wanna let loose

  2. butts

    WELP found my next one

    1. Doctor_Who

      The collection grows.

      1. TrueVCU

        Now I’m imagining Emperor Cartagia, but with butts

        1. butts

          GOD no

          do not sever people’s butts and put them on display and speak to them like a crazy person

        2. Emperor Deanatay

          What’s that, Billie’s Butt? You liked Joyce’s Butt better? Well, tough noogies, I’M THE EMPEROR HERE!!

    2. TheHorseCouncil

      Literally scrolled down to see if your profile pick changed

    3. Inahc

      ha, that looks surprisingly weird out of context. my brain keeps trying to miscategorize it as a non-butt.

      1. Zathras10

        Yeah, but *what*? A tooth? A deformed thumb? Just can’t….

        1. Inahc

          maybe a femur?

        2. Zathras10

          Any image in a storm, really. I’m good with femur.

        3. TrueVCU

          Ruth approves

        4. Ana Chronistic

          clearly the well disguised bell end of a dick

        5. Zathras10

          NOT HELPING!

          😀

        6. Inahc

          damnit, I don’t think I’ll be able to unsee that 😀

        7. Zathras10

          The usual distractions…monkeys, poop…aren’t working. It’s too late already.

        8. Wizard

          An elbow, obviously.

        9. Koms

          Everyone knows it’s a phone.

        10. Deanatay

          Weenus.

    4. Zathras10

      You were meant for each other.

      *sniff*

    5. Yet_One_More_Idiot

      Dumbing Of Age Book 8: Or is just someone’s butt in my face?

  3. threePwny

    HAWT

    1. Stu

      We need an edit on the last panel with Ruth saying “Swiggity Swooty”

  4. TrueVCU

    Butts: the best medicine

    1. butts

      ask your doctor about butts today

      1. TrueVCU

        Side effects may include gas, nausea, and erections lasting 4-6 hours

      2. Zathras10

        My doctor said that he likes big ones, and that he cannot deny that preference.

      3. Tempest

        Can butts cure butts disease, or do they just make it worse?

    2. Thursday Violist

      Naw, the butts is just a side-effect.

  5. DailyBrad

    Undapants.

  6. Shiro

    Billie, that CANNOT be a comfortable sleeping position. How did you even end up like that.

    1. threePwny

      Must have some Ragdoll in her. No wait, that was my cat

    2. Thursday Violist

      I’m more concerned about her falling asleep with her glasses still on. That sort of stuff is painful.

      1. Needfuldoer

        It’s not too bad, unless you sleep on your stomach like Billie did.

        In my experience they stay on your face 99% of the time, but when they accidentally come off they get mangled.

        1. Katherine

          naw I got a bruise on my nose from the time I did it (to be fair I was very drunk when that happened.

    3. Xenocide

      I’m worried about how her back and legs are going to feel when she gets up. Good lord there going to be stiff.

    4. Deanatay

      Attempted 69 – FAILED

  7. bryy

    Wait, is Billie sneaking in to sleep with or with Ruth and still also trying to maintain her cheerleader persona at Forest?

  8. Lilyliv

    Why is Ruth’s train of thought so relatable? It should not be that relatable. (Inb4 one of you lovable smartasses says it, no—I don’t mean the butt part. ? )

    1. DovahQueen

      That thought process has probably been shared by a lot more of us than is fair.

    2. Inahc

      depression is predictable. >.<

      1. Lilyliv

        It is, though. *hugs all of you* (those who are okay with it, ofc)

      2. No Name

        And here I thought it was the HAPPY families that were all alike…

  9. doomska

    This morning could go very well or very badly

  10. Passchendaele

    yep, definitely buttface

    1. Woobie

      similar to fuckface?

      1. Annonymouse

        Doubt it – no lizards involved in this instance.

  11. Yumi

    How is…Billie asleep…in that position? Like did she fall asleep like that? How? Or did she move into that position in her sleep? Did she fall asleep by accident (glasses) but sleepily take her pants off?

    1. Shiro

      I’ve been known to ditch the pants immediately after getting home if I’m alone, so that part at least is explainable

  12. Bagge

    We finally found patient zero of butts disease.

    1. butts

      yes hello i’ve been here the entire time

      1. A4lbi

        IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME

      2. Bagge

        And here I thought you would never find a better gravatar… Silly me.

      3. Needfuldoer

        Well, it is named after you…

    2. King Daniel

      ’tis the beginning of the zombutt apocalypse.

      1. Bagge

        What I try to figure out if it’s the butt we need or the one we deserve.

        1. Clif

          Is there a difference?

        2. Bagge

          I honestly have no idea.

  13. Stephen Bierce

    “It’s not different AT ALL, is it, Steve?!”

    1. PB

      I approve of this reference.

  14. Mr. Random

    If you always sleep over at your girlfriend’s, were you still kicked out of the hall?

  15. BBCC

    Oh, Billie. Honey.

  16. Miguel

    Well if I woke up next to Billie or Ambers ass, I’d be a happy man

  17. Inahc

    I like how the four near-identical panels were each drawn separately. If you look closely, you can see a ton of minor differences.

  18. Rosicrucian

    Do you want Butts Disease?

    Because this is how you get Butts Disease.

    1. Marsh Maryrose

      *AHEM*

      Willis-Jaques Syndrome. Don’t be insensitive.

      1. Marsh Maryrose

        *Jacques

  19. Kyrik Michalowski

    As someone stuck in a long distance relationship, waking up to my girlfriend’s butt next to my face would be a dream come true. I know it wouldn’t cure my depression or stop my anxiety but it certainly wouldn’t hurt either. So enjoy it Ruth, live my dream for me. We can go back to our inner doubts, angers, and fears tomorrow.

    1. Jay

      I feel your pain, my gal is coming up in a month and I can’t fucking wait. So stoked.

  20. Derek

    does Billie has her ass in the air? how is she in any way comfortable?

  21. Thursday Violist

    Obviously, it’s the medication.

    1. user 18

      I find that butts are the best medication

      1. Inahc

        So join me as I sing
        Of an activity that’s fun…

        [warning: meet the feebles spoilers, and the whole movie is NSFL]
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

        1. Sunny

          One of Peter Jackson’s best works in my opinion.

        2. vlademir1

          Indeed it is. Doesn’t hold a candle to Dead Alive/Braindead for me, but Meet the Feebles is still exceptionally enjoyable.

        3. Deanatay

          You might think it odd of me…

  22. John

    Billie, that is not how you bed.

  23. Tacos

    Depending on preferences this is either a great thing to wake up to or a horrible thing to wake up to.

  24. Lingo

    This is how “Groundhog Day” SHOULD have ended.

    1. C.

      Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today.

    2. StClair

      I got you, babe

  25. Yumi

    Hey, question, when Mike had sex with your mom for a nickle, which one was it that was doing the paying of said nickle?

    1. Needfuldoer

      I always thought it was Mike, “your mother is a cheap prostitute” being the implication.

      1. Annonymouse

        Though it could also mean that Mike was a cheap prostitute butt not that cheap. The statement itself doesn’t imply things one way or the other, only the inherent prejudices of the listener would come into play.

    2. Dale

      I believe this Shortpacked! comic established it was Mike: http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1718

      Although this is a different universe, so perhaps it’s still up in the air.

      1. Dale

        Also, a Robin gravatar? This is the opposite of Babies! (headcanon that it’s shortpacked! Robin).

  26. newllend(henryvolt)

    Well it’s a nice butt.

  27. Keulen

    Are you trying to spread Butts Disease to the entire comments section Willis? Because it’s working.

  28. 10LettersIsTooLong

    If Ruth’s experience is anything at all like mine, she will KNOW when the medicine hits.

  29. Keulen

    I feel like this song is very fitting for today’s strip btw.

    1. Deanatay

      You don’t need to ask permission. The Muzak was hacked years ago, so there’s no security on it. Go for it!

  30. Potatamoto

    Stop. Breathe. Slow down. Try to identify your emotions. Try to name them, understand them. Take in your surroundings. Is there a butt in your face?

  31. @zombieundergrnd

    Who even sleeps like that besides an infant?
    Is it even possible for an adult to sleep like that?

    1. BenRG

      With copious amounts of alcohol, all behaviours become possible!

    2. BBCC

      Infants probably shouldn’t be sleeping like that either. Babies sleeping on their bellies has potential to end poorly (increased risk of SIDS).

    3. lisaneedsbraces

      In my experience as a childcare worker infants don’t really fall asleep in that position (if they ever do fall asleep on their bellies you should ABSOLUTELY flip them over though). That’s more of a position you’d find a toddler sleeping in (18 months to 3 years is toddler age btw). Since at taht age their capable of flipping themselves over there’s no real risk in allowing them to sleep in a position like that. And if they are alseep like that it means they are knocked the fuck out in a deep sleep.

      1. BBCC

        Yeah, once they’re old enough to roll over, it’s all good.

  32. Danni

    -FART-

  33. CJ

    When did Billie get there? Last time we saw her, she was disowning Joyce over in Forrest quad.

    1. Danni

      i figure this would be the morning after that happened

  34. BenRG

    It looks to me that Billie fell asleep just as she was getting to the interesting bit!

    1. Wizard

      Pretty much the only sane explanation I can think of for that position. It hurts me just to look at.

      1. Deanatay

        Ey, luvvr, ahm gonnnna godowwn on you nozzzzzzz….

  35. Bibulb

    If this isn’t the next book title, I’m calling shenanigans.

  36. NinjaNick

    Or next to your FAAAACE!

  37. Zaxares

    While that is a very interesting pose to see Billie in, I question the possibility of someone actually falling asleep in that position. 😛

    1. Eyebrow

      It may be a tribute to Rinnie of Blaster Nation, who pretty much always slept in that position.
      http://www.blasternation.com/comic/12-see-you-in-the-morning

  38. MasakiSayz

    So date night went well…?

    1. BenRG

      Actually, no, it didn’t, given that Billie fell asleep in the act as it were. We’ve finally quantified what ‘too much’ is for her!

  39. DarkoNeko

    Woah, careful with those glasses

    1. Lingo

      Considering how she’s trying to reinvent herself, it’s kind of interesting that she even bothered to bring them.

  40. the GrumpyBear

    Butt’s disease has spread, I see.

  41. Chris (the other one)

    Oh Willis…. green sheets used by a red head, you horn dog!

  42. BenRG

    I love that Ruth has this prolonged angst-filled inner monologue about her mental health and her fears that she’ll never be ‘better’ only to realise that the problem is the fact Billie somehow became inverted overnight.

    Ruth’s very real problems are still there but the problem of the fact that her life does not seem to be residing in any sane variation of reality is (rightfully, in my view) taking first place in her list of priorities!

  43. Ragnarok

    *ahem*

    YOTOMOE, WE SUMMON THEE.

  44. Ainara

    yessss I missed them

  45. Oh Geez Rick

    Last time we saw Billie and Ruth together, Billie was looking all conflicted and forlorn on their date (“I will let you down”), and this chapter is called “Of Mike and Men.” That really makes me fear that Billie’s doubts about her sexuality and her relationship are going to loom large in this story.

    Whatever happens, this is a Willis comic. Drama is coming…

  46. Corey

    I mean sometimes I wake up in weird position but how do you get like that with another person in the bed, theres not enough room to maneuver wtf billie

  47. stoodmuffin

    Ruth: existential depression mind questions…

    Billie: Snoring while her cutie patootie booty steals the show like a juicy tootie fruity

  48. Cathy Garrett

    I used to sleep in that position to… When I was 9.

  49. miina

    Butt, apply directly to the forehead!

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