Dispute
Posted on September 4, 2012 by David M Willis

191 thoughts on “Dispute”

  1. SkepticJ

    Dispute resolved.

    1. Sensedog

      The next two comics could very well be “Climax” and “Resolution”.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        What about “Premature”?

        1. Rognik

          There certainly is nothing about Walky that is “mature”, so…

        2. Resne

          Some may call it premature, I just call it ecstasy.

        3. David Herbert

          I wear a rubber at all times.

          It’s a necessity.

        4. Luke

          Gravitar… Comment… Confusing and somehow appropriate.

        5. Roborat

          Must make emptying your bladder very interesting.

        6. Christopher S

          More like SEXstacy… Amirite?! guys? ….guys? I’ll show myself out.

        7. XMD

          With her penis.

  2. Mkvenner

    Bow chick wow wow!!!!!!

  3. Jen Aside

    Fuck those pants!

    1. Jen Aside

      I mean, uh

      1. LuckyStar7

        FUCK PANTS IN GENERAL

        1. LaurelRaven

          FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF PANTS!!!

        2. DaJoshMaster

          I for one welcome our new trouser overlords.

    2. ArkhamTexan

      Wash those pants!

    3. Yotomoe

      I think she’s after what’s inside them.

      1. Wonder Wig

        Idk… the door looks like it’s still open.

        1. Yotomoe

          She’s a gambler.

        2. Rognik

          Compare panel 3 to 4. Dorothy closed the door, then ordered Walky to take off the pants.

        3. Wonder Wig

          You’re right. *throws doubts out the window* Stuff’s about to get real.

        4. Nee Hou

          Doubts? Just throw the pants out the window.

        5. AAPLAYER

          with his penis

      2. Blob Marley

        Yeah, and it’s way easier to pick pockets once the pants aren’t being worn.

  4. Ryan Balis

    AAAAAAND…. back to square one

    1. Sam

      Nono…. this is just about to be resolved.

  5. Doctor_Who

    So, I think it is now obvious who wears the pants in this relationship.

    1. ArkhamTexan

      In a second, nobody.

    2. Rognik

      Dorothy definitely does. On her head, with nothing else on.

    3. Yotomoe

      noone.

    4. derick

      Not for long.

  6. Gundi

    Ahahahahahaha! Just… ahahahahaha.

  7. Wonder Wig

    I think having Dexter and Monkey Master glaring over my bed might give me performance anxiety.

    1. Rognik

      Fortunately, that is rarely a problem for a woman, and Walky actually enjoys their illicit attention.

    2. Tenn

      Can’t be worse than Roadblock.

  8. Plasma Mongoose

    I like where this is heading, but I bet that Joyce will end up cock-blocking them.

    1. Yotomoe

      Joyce Brown: Proffessional Cock-Blocker.

      1. Gundi

        Don’t want those roosters getting out.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I wonder if roosters are into hen-tai.

        2. Yotomoe

          They’re in it for the Bukakle-doodle doo.

        3. Zuche

          Fowl play, you two. Not that I intend to egg you on.

        4. Yotomoe

          looks like you need to learn the pecking order around here.

        5. Luke

          … Mister Popo?

        6. Aeonitus

          I actually had to take a break from scrolling down to stop laughing. Well done, ladies and gents.

        7. Kelly

          Hahaha! Well played, sir!

        8. Cavemano727

          Arrrr…

        9. Thisguy

          It goes you. The DIRT. The worms that crawl in the dirt. Kami. Then Popo. Any questions?

        10. Luke

          You forgot the most important part. His STOOL.

        11. Roborat

          One of the best comment chains ever.

        12. Nee Hou

          Well, you know, birds of a feather…um, flock together!

      2. Mrelegos

        Misread that last word. Major doubletake.

    2. Rex Hondo

      If somepony tries to cock block, show them that you (cock) rock!

      1. Armchair Warrior

        +1 good sir or madam.
        +1 indeed.

      2. Boom

        Is that like pop rocks? Should you avoid getting cola on it?

        1. Rex Hondo

          Depends on what you’re into, I suppose. The carbonation could be… interesting, I suppose.

      3. LuckyStar7

        Now you pay Mike/Iron Will what you OWE Mike/Iron Will!!
        A nickel!!

    3. Boom

      Pre-marital hanky panky!!!

  9. Aizat

    Well, that escalated quickly.

    1. Yotomoe

      Don’t worry, it’s about to descend.

      1. Wack'd

        Horizontally.

        1. Wonder Wig

          Like a rocket.

        2. Rognik

          Just a curb-side prophet
          With a hand in my pocket
          And I’m waiting for my rocket to come…

  10. Aizat

    The look on Walky’s face is just priceless.

    1. Kamino Neko

      What’s best about it is just how few lines it took Willis to accomplish it….

  11. Kschenke

    Walky, your face in the last panel is brilliant. Go get ‘er.

  12. Croaxleigh

    WALKERTON FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE DO WHAT SHE SAYS.

    (also lock the door)

    1. Aizat

      It’s not everyday when a girl asks a guy to take off his pants.

      1. Yotomoe

        Clearly you haven’t seen my pants. They’re on fire.

        1. Aizat

          That’s because you’re smoking hot. *rimshot*

        2. LuckyStar7

          YUP.

        3. Rognik

          Liar.

        4. Jeff K!

          *slow clap*
          What you did there, I see it.

        5. Jeff K!

          *slow clap*
          What you did there, I see it.

        6. Aizat

          Is it hanging from a telephone wire?

    2. Petre Pan

      See, I think that would show really, really spineless self-worth and low self-esteem for him to do as she says. She just stood there smiling while her best friend abused him.

      “You aren’t gettin’ any sweet caramel Heath-bar unless you respect the pants.”

  13. Ridureyu

    I CALL BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH

    1. Aizat

      I CALL BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

      1. Yotomoe

        I CALL DARK MAGICIAN IN ATTACK MODE!

        1. Aizat

          YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD, MIRROR FORCE!

        2. Osaru Sensei

          IN AMERICA!

        3. Luke

          Bloody ‘Arpoon!

        4. Thisguy

          Gravatar-comment combo. It somehow…. Feels right.

        5. Heimdallw32

          I CALL NEGATE ATTACK.

        6. Heimdallw32

          Derp, typed slower than Aizat.

  14. Splash*Boogie

    AWWWWWW YEAH.

  15. Plasma Mongoose

    PJ jeans: Chicks just want to rip those babies off ya.

    1. Yotomoe

      Trees: People just want to rip your babies off of ya.

      1. Aizat

        Unless you’re a tree from Evil Dead.

      2. Khrene

        For a second I thought that was a terrible dead baby joke…

    2. Ryan Balis

      GIVE ME TEN!

      1. Aizat

        HUNDRED PUSH UPS! WITH THESE CINDER-BLOCKS ON YOUR BACK! WHILE I BREAK IT WITH MY BARE HAND! WHILE I PLAY THIS PIANO WITH MY BARE FEET!

        1. Aeonitus

          KEEP PUSHING!

  16. GenericScreenName101

    And here I thought she didn’t like Walky wearing those pants…..wait…..Is this is why she didn’t want him wearing those pants in public?

    1. Effie

      She was afraid that the sheer animal magnetism of walky in pajama jeans would force her to do something uncouth in public. It is Dorothy’s secret shame that she has an overwhelming pajama jean fetish.

      1. Luke

        Then why would she want him to remove them?

        1. Cavemano727

          Aye me hearty, it be a tricky fetish for sure

        2. Effie

          Elementary, my dear Luke! If he keeps the pants on, they can’t have hanky panky goin on.

        3. Luke

          … God, that’s creepy.

          Why do they need to be completely off? Pull ’em down about a foot and there you go.

        4. Effie

          Fair enough

        5. Roborat

          Because the fetish is with the pants, not him.

  17. SLTE

    Reeeeeally can’t help but wonder if she’s planning a prank of some kind.

    1. Yotomoe

      I hope not. Most pranks involving a lack of pants are going too far.

      1. Leorale

        Yeah. That would be way too mean.

  18. Uncle Rylon

    I was looking at the poster on the wall and thinking “Dexter should be the name of the giant monkey.”

    Clearly, I’m focusing on the wrong thing.

    1. Kelly

      He’s an ape.

      Oblig. TV Tropes: Insistent Terminology You’re welcome.

      1. Kelly

        what the? I know I typed that link right, but it ate the href=””

        try again: Insistent Terminology

        1. Uncle Rylon

          Why are apes so sensitive about that? It’s not like I get offended when people call me grizzly bear. Oh wait, that never happens.

          Because they know I’ll just eat them.

  19. Sam

    The comedic stylings of David Willis, everybody! He’ll be here all week.

  20. The Sound Defense

    Hooray for a fun anf proactive solution!

    1. TacosForever

      This should be their permanent solution. If Dorothy doesn’t like how Walky dresses, he’ll just be naked all the time!

    2. begbert2

      A provocative solution!

  21. TacosForever

    Well, I guess Dorothy went into caramel withdrawal and is now making up for lost time. Whew.

    1. TacosForever

      YESSS, I’M GALASSO! I WILL RULE THE INTERNET!

    2. Yotomoe

      Caramel is very addicting.

  22. Pyr05

    I call looking into things too far! She’ll take the pants to clean them, as he’s been wearing them for a few days and they’re dirty. Dorothy will compromise that he can wear them IF they’re clean!

    1. Yotomoe

      by that logic Walky will be naked for the rest of the comic.

      1. Pyr05

        Then it shall be so. IT. SHALL. BE. SO.

        1. Spazman

          SO SAY WE ALL!

        2. That Oracle

          EXCELSIOR!

        3. LuckyStar7

          WE ALL SHALL BE NAKED IN THE NAME OF WALKY.

  23. Yotomoe

    “While we solve a clothing related dispute, what the are you wearing?”

    1. That Oracle

      Yeah, Walky, the question we all want answered: Boxers or briefs?

      1. Bill M.

        Are you kidding? With pants that comfortable, you go commando.

  24. Bickendan

    IT’S A TRAP!

    1. Valdrax

      Probably. She said she’ll be back in a few minutes. That’s not enough time for anything good to happen without Joyce getting suspicious and interrupting.

      Project the Pajama Jeans Walky! They’re what she’s really after!

  25. Not an elf

    Joyce’s eyes third panel yesterday and first today, utterly terrifying!

  26. Froatbite

    Oh please let life imitate art.

    1. Doctor_Who

      …You want Willis to take his pants off?

      1. Usayasha

        Don’t we all?

        1. Luke

          Says the doorknob sock.

        2. Cavemano727

          Arrrr… that be a good joke me hearty

        3. Luke

          Do I smell a stalker? I’m fairly certain my nose doesn’t lie, it didn’t when it told me about the yelling-anger-pants fight…

        4. Cavemano727

          Arrrr… scum buckets, foiled again

        5. Luke

          … Have you had a stroke recently? Or some sort of extremely traumatic even.

        6. Cave

          Aye, I slept wit your mudder

        7. Cave

          Aye, I slept wit your mutter

  27. Alex

    “Now hand me that Doritos taco shell.”

    1. Effie

      kinky

    2. LuckyStar7

      I thought it was Nachitos.

  28. MR C

    atta girl

  29. Effie

    I wonder if Joyce’s pre-marital hanky-panky senses are gonna be a-tinglin soon…
    My sensors indicate yes

    1. Yotomoe

      She’s in a college campus. She would be constantly tingling if that were true.

      1. Effie

        maybe that’s why she’s been so sassy lately. Cause there is a constant tingling sensation in her head from all the hanky panky goin on.

        1. Luke

          … How are you so certain the tingling is his her head?

        2. Cavemano727

          Arrrr… a suggestive thought for sure, me hearty.
          Though ye be having a typo… arrrr…

        3. Yotomoe

          wait about 15 days and your speech pattern will be much appreciated.

        4. Cavemano727

          Duly noted, me hearty

        5. Luke

          … Shit. There should be an ‘in’ There somewhere.

  30. Nobbidy

    I can only see this going in one of two ways…
    or maybe threeways.

    1. Roborat

      Or perhaps sideways.

  31. sun tzu

    Dorothy, if you are SERIOUSLY going to build your relationship on this – on Joyce bullying Walky into doing what you want because he “isn’t good enough” – then I’m going to be EXTREMELY disappointed in you.
    BLEH.

    1. Yotomoe

      truly a word of wisdom which will make it into your next book,
      Sun Tzu: Art of Love.

      1. AJBulldis

        I once went into a weird little tirade about how the principles of The Art of War could be applied towards building relationships, and when everyone was staring at me like I was crazy, I handily reminded them that love is a battlefield.

        1. Thisguy

          Love IS a battlefield. You cannot hesitate even a moment in love. Because if you do, the Roman Gladiator rushing you is just gonna behead you.

        2. Roborat

          Well, Pat certainly thought so.

        3. HMRC4EVR

          I’m a child of the 80’s and I got that right away.

          Not sure if that’s a GOOD thing or not though…

        4. Nobbidy

          Woah, that is pretty deep, bro.

  32. Doomdarts

    Hang on. So Dorothy went from being pissed at Walky to wanting to have sex with him? Am I missing something here, besides the obvious?

    1. Krashthemystro

      Believe it or not this is an extremely comon thing in relationships. Some couples even use lil spats as fore play.

    2. kagato23

      He broke up with her… and she just got a blunt lesson that Joyce will not be able to give her her monkey fixings.

      So he provides monkey fix and caramel sexy fix… she knows what she must do. And it’s not dump him again.

  33. McManus

    SHE WANTS THE DICK.

    1. Tenn

      She wawnts to weach out and gwab his deick… AND PULL IT TOWAWDS HER!

  34. Nexev

    Well the pants won’t get dirty.

  35. ADHadh

    Is Walky Spider-Man? He has one of his inexplicable superpowers…

  36. ktern

    a few minutes, eh? someone’s got low expectations

    1. Scot

      it might only be a few seconds. don’t forget he WAS in the middle of polishing his knob when joyce busted in.

      1. Valdrax

        I’m pretty sure he was just startled by loud and furious knocking at his door. Joyce pounding your door down to tell you what scum you are is sure to startle just about anybody doing just about anything.

  37. Raoullefere

    See, here’s why I could never get past a certain point in my relationships back in college; I’d have said “No.”

    1. CeilDeAlta

      It’s what I would have done.

  38. Jimmy

    Geez I’m starting to feel like Daisy right now, everyone’s getting laid but me!

  39. Arturo

    I like Dorothy’s reconciliation methods. We should send her to the Middle East.

  40. tahrey

    FINALLY.

    1. tahrey

      Wait what. I’m Dotty now? But I don’t wanna boink Walky … it’s not right… waaaah!

      1. DaJoshMaster

        But he’s sculplted of caramel!!

        1. LuckyStar7

          OMG HOLY SWEET TWO DOROTHYS <3 <3 <3

        2. Luke

          Can I have one?

  41. Bill

    YIKES!!

  42. Keroshino

    Now that’s more like it! 😀

    sorry Joyce but…swing and a miss
    better luck next time!!!

  43. CWR

    Last panel she’s pointing at her chosen pocket monster…

  44. CWR

    Dorothy used Perverse Affection! It was Super Effective!

    1. LuckyStar7

      Joyce uses PMHP Radar! It went off the charts!

  45. That Oracle

    Dorothy’s been watching Milk Money.

  46. Kernanator

    Technically, she can come back in like, half an hour to an hour, and say, “I never said exactly how long I was going to be.”

  47. mouseanderson

    As probably the oldest (and geekiest) person who reads this strip let me sum up Walky’s thought process: Uhhhhhhhhhh, Duuuuuh, Wha!…..ok.

    1. Roborat

      You might be surprised at the age of some of the readers here. As for the geekiest, that depends on many factors.

  48. Kernanator

    “NOW! PANTS OFF!”

  49. Uniqueantique

    And there is someone here who is not geeky?

  50. penguintruth

    No, Walky, protect your pride and kick her out.

    Then you can hold your head up high… and masturbate, alone.

    1. Luke

      Your gravitar confuses me.

  51. Sarah

    I want it to be tomorrow so badly so I can find out what haaaaaappens!!

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