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Button
Posted on July 14, 2013 by David M Willis

192 thoughts on “Button”

  1. AHR

    Classy, Walky.

    1. Yusaku777

      Classy, Willis.

      1. Dorky

        Walsy, Clacky.

        1. Totz the Plaid

          Skalwy, Wilslack.

        2. Wonder Wig

          Wally Ballsack

        3. Yusaku777

          Clever girl

        4. Kelly

          Poor Yusaku777, eaten by a raptor. So sad!

        5. ninja_jesus

          You gotta go, you gotta go.

        6. Neospector

          Is that the new punishment for combo breaking?
          I’ll have to revise my “go sit in the corner” rule…

        7. Somebody

          For the last time, velociraptors were actually rather small and weren’t pack hunters.

        8. Nightsbridge

          Everyone has to die someday. But only a blessed few get to be eaten by a raptor.

        9. AckAckAck

          How about eaten by Dina raptor?

        10. Quiwi

          I see what you did there Ack. And I hate you for it.

        11. OkamiKing

          WHY IS THERE NO CRAZY BUS JOKE?!

  2. piemanpie24

    Walky, we’ve all seen your junk. No need to hide.

    1. randommmmm

      really? where

      1. AckAckAck

        Is that the one in Walky and Joyce when he wear glow in the dark condom?

      2. tahrey

        Peeking out under his left hand in the last panel, for one thing.

      3. LiveWire

        1) It’s Walky, during the last week, he was being “rebuilt”.
        2) Joyce & Walky, glow-in-the-dark condom.
        3) Here.

    2. cornered

      I for one have not

      1. piemanpie24

        Willis posted something on his DA a while back, and linked to it in the description of the comic.

        1. John

          There’s Walky full-frontal in actual IW! strips.

        2. cornered

          IW! ?

        3. cornered

          aha! DA rss feeds are uncensored – here: http://feedreader.com/myfeeds/add.html#url=http%3A%2F%2Fbackend.deviantart.com%2Frss.xml%3Ftype%3Ddeviation%26q%3Dby%253Aitswalky+sort%253Atime+meta%253Aall

  3. saltchocolate

    Joe only likes to see his own.

    1. Yusaku777

      I’m not sure about that, considering how often he hides it in women.

      1. saltchocolate

        Point taken. Joe doesn’t like to see any.

        1. timemonkey

          So he prefers them behind him?

        2. Yusaku777

          …there’s a disturbance here. Something I have not felt in a long time.

        3. Kam

          in your pants?

        4. ninja_jesus

          No, behind him.

        5. AckAckAck

          He sorely feel that now.

        6. Nico

          Wait…are we talking about anal?

  4. Sensedog

    New gravatar face in the last panel.

    1. That Damn Rat

      Joe in panel 3 has the makings of a good gravatar too.

  5. ankhtahr

    Is it really.

    It is.

    Didn’t we get a picture/glimpse of lil Walky some time ago already?

    1. somebody

      Really? the closest thing relating to walky and penises I was able to find was: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/snipped-2/

      1. John

        I’m not going to dig out a link, because the IW! site is a semi-functional mess and the comics themselves are huge spoilers, but there’s full-frontal Walky nudity in actual strips. It’s Walky! indeed.

        1. Regalli

          Oh yeah, right at the end.

          Does it still count there, what with the context?

  6. Bob

    Well, this had better not be why the chapter’s named what it is.

    1. saltchocolate

      Seven internets for you, Bob. Yep.

    2. Quatoria

      I thought this was why it was named that.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvM3ymUKrn8

  7. timemonkey

    This happened to me once, when I ran down the street to the baseball diamond.

  8. Rhy

    We can’t see tits but we can see balls.

    Damn you Willis.

    1. hmrc4evr

      I think that is just skin in general nothing more

      1. alicemacher

        I think it’s plausible deniability. Willis is a crafty one, he is.

        1. Totz the Plaid

          Definitely plausible deniability.

          I’m going to pretend that it’s a bit of his thigh, though.

      2. Yotomoe

        Penises tend to be covored in aforementioned skin though. Can’t rule it out.

      3. Perseph_Oni

        I think the alt text says it all…

        1. Blitz

          It’s a map of the American Southwest?

      4. Joe

        It’s whatever’s down there that you least want to see.
        It’s the Mike of Walky’s groin area.

    2. BassBone

      We saw Sal’s boobs when she seduced the TA.

    3. Mr. Morningstar

      I’m not complaining.

  9. thelastkaos

    Sheds a whole new light on the chapter title doesn’t it.

  10. HK-A6A7

    Close the Garage!

  11. Gram91

    Be thankful it wasn’t Mike who noticed. I couldn’t even imagine where that would lead to.

    1. Yotomoe

      I’m pretty sure Mike is the reason they don’t have a button anymore.

      1. zomgvampires

        I wouldn’t put it past Mike.

    2. John

      Mike probably did notice. And didn’t tell Walky before he went out in the hall.

      1. The Steve

        I dunno, that seems a little too passive for Mike. From him I’d expect something a little more direct. Like quickly taking a photograph and posting it everywhere before Walky realises.

        …Probably with a caption involving the words “Your mom” and “a nickel”.

        1. John

          Nah. This Mike is way more subtle than that. He’d just casually arrange for Walky to encounter Dorothy and parents in the corridor while Li’l Walky’s hangin’ out. Or his sister and Billie and their parents. Or Joyce and her parents. Or all of the above.

          That scheme was forestalled by Joe’s warning, but he had a fallback plan in case of just that sort of random interference: As soon as Walky walked out the door, Mike called his parents up to the room. The whole Warner family is standing just out of panel staring at Walky.

    3. AckAckAck

      Or when Ethan see it….

  12. Ridureyu

    This one guy at my college would shift his junk around in his pants so his balls were sticking out of the wasteband, but not anything else. Then he’d walk up and down the dorm hallway talking to his “friends,” named “Sodom & Gomorrah.” occasionally he’d ask if other people wanted to talk to his “friends,” and chase them down the hallway.

    Once, he ran around the hallway naked except for a pair of bunny ears and bunny slippers, chasing/terrifying eve

    1. Ridureyu

      Chasing and terrifying everybody until someone slammed a door on his junk.

      This stopped it for about a month, but then he started again. it finally ended for good whens omeone took him aside and said,

      “Dude, how would you feel if [professor he looked up to] ran around like this?”

      It shamed him so much that he cleaned up his act.

      1. Yotomoe

        How are you at that point in your life that you wanna run around with your nuts out, but still have shame.

        1. Ridureyu

          Everybody can be shamed. You just have to find the right angle.

      2. David

        i am afraid to ask how you can get your junk slammed in a door without cooperating

        1. AckAckAck

          Life find a way.

    2. NightmareWarden

      How the balls did he not get beaten up?

      Ah the puns, they revitalize me…

  13. Kilonum

    At least there’s a soldier guarding the door

  14. Shade

    Settle down Joe, it’s just a penis, geeze.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Jealousy rears its ugly head, most likely because Walky’s is bigger than Joe’s little Joe.

      1. Yotomoe

        Big Walky more like.

      2. saltchocolate

        That might explain the grimace!

  15. wednesday

    a) “just hangin’ out with my family” indeed;
    b) Oh god, we’ve seen the whites of his eyes. All is doomed.

    1. Wonder Wig

      No! no Birdemic references…

      1. Bekah

        I hear a mountain lion! I gotta get back to my house and you better get to your car!

        1. Spruce Bark Beetle

          Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation… FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!

          *insert 5 minutes of clapping here*

        2. David

          srrpnns

    2. xKiv

      I am just glad that /2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/jewels/ is 404 page not found.

  16. Ragnal

    That…that’s a finger sticking out in the last panel, right? RIGHT?!

    1. Totz the Plaid

      I prefer to assume it’s a bit of thigh and that his hand’s covering everything else.

      1. Bekah

        I prefer to assume it’s the tip of his penis.

        1. tom

          My sources say ‘wang’.

        2. Yotomoe

          It’s definitely his dong.

        3. AckAckAck

          Absolutely his wing wong.

    2. Totz the Plaid

      No way it’s a finger, though… those are all accounted for.

      1. AckAckAck

        Could be the skin on his upper thigh.

    3. NightmareWarden

      As someone above mentioned: Alt-text holds a seeeeeeecret!

    4. Sam

      Pretty sure it’s Walky’s Lil’ Wankerton.

      1. Sam

        … this randomly assigned Gravatar was probably the best one for this situation.

  17. Plasma Mongoose

    The fifth panel: He bumps into Dotty’s parents.

    1. Yotomoe

      The Sixth Panel:
      Deborah: Oh wow! It’s even more impressive than I thought. Great job landing this one, Dotty.

      1. Belades

        The seventh panel:
        Mike hands him a nickel and tells him to put it to good use.

        1. Wensleydale

          The eighth panel: Walky gives the nickel to Deborah.

        2. Yotomoe

          Panel 9

        3. Kelly

          Damn you Yotomoe!

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          At least Dotty knows now that he gets along well with her mother… 😀

        5. AckAckAck

          Yotomoe deliver!

  18. Wonder Wig

    I think whoever installed the doors has concealed a secret binary message within the flip-flopping doorknobs.

    1. Yotomoe

      After the instalation they realized they didn’t make all the doors uniform but it would cost to much to fix it.

      1. David

        Each unit is a mirror of the unit that it shares a half-bath with, including the orientation of the door, which always opens up against the wall, as is proper.

        But you guys knew that, right?

  19. AgentKeen

    How did I know it would be Walky that was “hangin’ out”?

    Oh right, he’s Walky…

  20. Yotomoe

    He’s A dick HOUSE
    He’s mighty mighty and lettin’ it all hang out.

    1. Yusaku777

      Yeah, but that’s not news. House was always a dick.

  21. Aizat

    Am I the only one who thinks that Joe is envious of Lil Walky?

    1. Yotomoe

      Nope, Plas thinks so too.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      ^_^

  22. morgang1994

    Uh, guys? Everyone’s assuming plausible deniability. Except the alt text makes it clear that, yes, we just saw Walky’s dick. Contain your enthusiasm/rage.

    1. John

      Isn’t the first time.

    2. Totz the Plaid

      To quote the great Adam Savage: “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

    3. Pat

      But penises frighten me!

  23. Jon P

    That’s some Olympic-level height on those eyebrows, Walky.

    1. Yotomoe

      Trying to break Joe’s record.

      1. AckAckAck

        Willis will not stop until someone’s eyebrows reached orbit.

  24. Ancestral Hamster

    *Much Laughter*

    1. Bekah

      Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh

      1. AckAckAck

        1 internet for that video. I always laugh at that.

  25. Jim

    Am I the only who can’t understand how anyone could walk down a hallway like that and not realize your junk is hanging out?

    1. Belades

      One WOULD think the breeze would be a bit of a giveaway. Especially in what are presumably rather warm and snuggly pants.

      1. ArkhamTexan

        It’d be a bit of a giveaway but the niceness of how the breeze feels on our balls would distract us from noticing. Mmmmmm…

        1. AckAckAck

          Someone need to design trousers with better air flow.

  26. TempestNaught

    I’ve seen far more penis in this series of comics than I do from the softcore comics I read.

    I approve.

  27. Uniqueantique

    Quote: yes that tan area is what you think it is: Unquote.
    Therefore: I think it is his big toe. But everyone is free to think it is his dick.

    1. zomgvampires

      …I just cracked up at your comment considering your gravatar is Joyce. I’m half asleep and easily amused.

      1. Blob Marley

        Not anymore it’s not! 😀

        1. Brian Lynch

          It’s even more appropriate now, what with carefully and specifically not thinking about dicks.

  28. Brother v

    Well then, I think just saw Dotty’s favorite piece of carmel

  29. Whittier

    The colour and position of the doorknob made this picture look *much* different at first glance.

    1. saltchocolate

      +1

    2. madock345

      I can’t see it. What can’t I see?

      1. Whittier

        Imagine that he had a very large erection pointing to his left, and the “tan patch” was just the base of the shaft.

  30. Honsuo

    In the immortal words of George Takei, “Oh Myyy.”

  31. John

    Why do they even make pajama pants that don’t button up in front?

    1. David

      LOOK I DON’T KNOW

      especially don’t wear them with boxers that ALSO don’t button up in front

    2. tom

      Two words: easy access. The ladies are in a hurry, you don’t wanna slow ’em down.

      1. ninja_jesus

        I now have an image of a sex-hungry Dorothy just shoving her hand into the easy access hole and accidentally ripping off ‘lil Walky. Thank you.

      2. Thor

        Deploy the lance! Ramming speed! All hands, prepare for impact!

  32. spriteless

    I totally saw that door handle as part of his pants and thought DAYM.

  33. Phillip Wilde

    No penis tag? Come on, Willis! You’re falling down on the job.

    1. David

      A penis tag isn’t funny. A nipple tag is funny, especially when there’s a penis in the comic. AND NOW I’VE EXPLAINED THE JOKE FROM THAT SHORTPACKED! AND IT IS RUINED

      You’ve got a lot to answer for, Phillip.

  34. MarcinMN

    His eyebrows shot right off his head.

  35. NightmareWarden

    I don’t care how tall or buff they are, I would not simply close my door. I’d walk up to them and smack ’em in the back of the head!
    Dang it, all that effort to avoid the word “big” yet I still said…Oh well, mistakes were made.

  36. Whittier

    You know, in my dorm, guys regularly walked from their room to the showers totally naked. But this was Bible college, and Bible-college guys have a peculiar fascination with nudity.

  37. Kitschensyngk

    Huh. So that’s what a circumcised penis looks like.

    1. Doctor Lantern

      Really? Cause I was just thinking “Well, Walky isn’t circumcised then, huh…”

      1. Jackson

        Walky is definitely circumcised. He mentioned it in a previous comic to which kitschensyngk is alluding

        1. Luzahn

          Hey, we don’t know that. It is entirely possible that Walky has never seen his own penis. =P

  38. Miss Hedgey

    Little Walky penis? How adorable!

  39. Dave

    So Joe is getting wonky over a Walky winky?

    1. AckAckAck

      At least he doesn’t go all wonka about it.

  40. GEP Geckodile

    You can see it in the last pannel XD

  41. NightmareWarden

    I just realized: Walky might not be in his own room… He might’ve just hopped into the nearest room!

    1. John

      Mary’s.

    2. Thomas

      Walky might not have *been* in his own room, indeed. The door slamming makes much more sense if this takes place in the *girls* hall. Joe’s presence does not contradict this explanation.

      1. Thomas

        Oops, I forgot Dorothy denied Walky access to her room for the past few days. Which means Walky’s in the boys corridor. Which means at least two of his most sheltered dorm mates are terrified at the sight of another man’s willy. They’re probably Howard and a younger version of David Willis. (They both exist somewhere in the Dumbiverse, right?)

        1. John

          I think Dumbiverse David Willis is the original creator of the Head Alien comics that D&MM is based on, so he’d likely be considerably older than the DoA crew.

          I gotta say I’d be perfectly happy if Howard never showed up in DoA. Maybe the accident that killed Ruth’s parents claimed Howard, too.

        2. The Candyman

          Don’t be mean. I thought Howard was interesting enough (as interesting as Joyce, anyway).

        3. Thomas

          @ John: That Dumbiverse Willis would have the same age as the main characters is not too much of a stretch. He appeared as Alex’s roommate in Roomies.

  42. Arkadi

    Keep it hanging on, Walky XD

  43. Aesir

    And then he finds his parents waiting for him in his room!

  44. SDHero

    Ah, youth, the halcyon days where you can still have things like shame that haven’t been driven out of you by time and experience!

  45. Jackson

    I feel like Joe thinks Walky’s doing it on purpose…

  46. Dusty Muffinsss

    As much as I’ve been enjoying this webcomic, I have to admit…it’s made me kinda depressed :c

    1. Whittier

      Out of curiosity–why?

      1. Dusty Muffinsss

        Mainly personal reasons. But for a public display, I’ll just say I can’t relate to any of these characters. And I guess that makes me sad ;A;

  47. nothri

    Walky, the cockblocker on your pants is malfunctioning. Talk to Danny. Maybe he can help you out. He’s an expert at this sort of thing.

    1. Robin

      At pants?

  48. NF

    It took me stupidly long to figure out this comic.

  49. Rufus

    Oh look, a Walky figure!

    1. Rufus

      http://aftermidnightstudios.com/F-A-G-S/JustHangingOutFrontBackB.jpg

  50. Henry

    Am I the only person who’s kind of sad that Ruth’s family isn’t an option on the latest poll?

    1. zomgvampires

      wow man… wow. there are no words. (yes, I’m sad too)

    2. David

      It’s Freshman Family Weekend, and she ain’t a freshman!

      1. John

        If only Ruth were a freshman, we could have us some zombie Lessick action.

        1. David

          Well, “family” includes more than biological parents.

        2. Whittier

          Ruth? She’s definitely “family”.

  51. mrman643

    I just started reading this comic two days ago and have been reading it from the beggining. Now I have caught up and I can finaly be included. Yaaaaay

    1. David

      Here is your certificate!

      1. mrman643

        Don’t you receive me. There is no certificate

        1. mrman643

          Poo, I meant deceive

        2. ProfNekko

          he doesn’t want to recieve you, he’s a giver now bend over

  52. someguywithakatana

    Well, I have now seen the Walky Cocky. I am now prepared to kill myself.

  53. Uniqueantique

    Had to come back and check the final tally.

  54. JA

    Did we really see Walky’s wang?

  55. GoogerGeiger

    Nobody here seems to be aware of that NSFW version of Dorothy happily staring at Walky’s uncensored junk. It’s somewhere on Google images…

  56. Kiggy

    Oooopsieeeeee

  57. eddy_h

    Ah, the lesser spotted David Winkyton

  58. KingStarscream

    …what, is my Gearbox hangin’ out or somethin’?

  59. Nico

    Haha, You can see the tip

  60. Akites

    I SAW PENIS.

  61. DarkVeghetta

    When I saw Joe… at first I thought he’s Walky’s disapproving dad. O_o
    Yes, even when I red “Dude!”. Somehow that didn’t faze me coming from his dad.

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