iirc at one point Wellerman asked Bierce permission to help themselves to their hacked muzak, and they were like “sure be my guest”. other than that, you’re right Stephen takes his position as hacked muzak DJ very seriously. i think he explained his rules in a post a few months ago, feel free to ask him again or try and do a site-specific, maybe date-restricted google search for it.
but one thing i do remember is you don’t play tunes on the hacked muzak just anywhere. the hacked muzak = indoors, outside on campus = PA system and elsewhere well you gotta be creative (car FM stereo was one option he went with recently)
woobie
What other reply could be given?
I remember the Muzak was unhacked around when Wagstaff ran rampant over the concept.
simple: Dina used baby-doll eyes and her hat used Glare
Doctor_Who
Dina’s hat is always using Glare.
When Dina seems to suddenly appear from nowhere, it’s because the characters don’t realize they were paralyzed for the last minute or so, allowing her to enter and leave at her leisure.
King Daniel
I am now imagining a Garfield Minus Garfield-esque version of the comic where everything is exactly the same, except that Dina’s face is completely blank—with the effect that it always looks like the hat is talking.
I thought that was a “Smokey and the Bandit” reference.
“Don’t you take that hat off for anything?”
“Sure. I take it off for one thing, and one thing only.”
“If we were lost on a desert island together… ”
“Yes?”
“Do you think we’d get along and talk and… things?”
“Sure. Yeah, we’d get along. It’d never be boring, I can tell you that. It would never be boring.”
“Take your hat off.”
Dina and Becky are looking happy together in a released preview panel a few months from now, so I’m betting the patented Willis V-Day Tradition™ probably won’t be targeting them.
coincidentally worried Dina appears on Willis’ birthday i think
Delicious Taffy
Huh. Low lights, concerned Dina, ambiguous color on that lower part… I’m gonna guess “Makeouts with shirt off but bra on, Dina checking in on Becky during”? Just a few weeks away, too.
damn you may be right. i guess Becky haven’t a bit of a freakout during or after sex is highly plausible. I’m sure Dina will be the absolute best at helping her through it, as usual.
Needfuldoer
If Liz’s sex freakout was a cap pistol going off, Joyce’s will be a firecracker, and Becky’s will dwarf the Tsar Bomba.
To be fair, it’s been a few years since Willis has done a full-on Valentine’s Day shipwreck (I think the last real one was 2018). That could mean he’s lost his taste for blood, but it could also mean we’re due for a REALLY big one. Or he could next level us and have all the crazy, heartbreaking romantic drama happen on Valentine’s Day in-universe.
If this goes the way it seems to be going, then I imagine there will also be more drama(Who could have guessed that?/s) If Becky caves she is probably going to feel like she fucked up big time in front of god. If she doesn’t cave, she will start a fire in her pants later tonight.
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Ana Chronistic
Dina used Baby-Doll Eyes!
Becky is paralyzed!
The Wellerman
*plays “Paralyzer” by Finger Eleven on hacked muzak*
Beau Kirin Maysey
It’s time to establish some lore- Is it the same muzak every time? What do store shoppers think about this? How exactly DOES one hijack a muzak??
woobie
My position is the hacked muzak was originated here by Bierce and others should respect that.
But that’s me. ymmv
milu
iirc at one point Wellerman asked Bierce permission to help themselves to their hacked muzak, and they were like “sure be my guest”. other than that, you’re right Stephen takes his position as hacked muzak DJ very seriously. i think he explained his rules in a post a few months ago, feel free to ask him again or try and do a site-specific, maybe date-restricted google search for it.
but one thing i do remember is you don’t play tunes on the hacked muzak just anywhere. the hacked muzak = indoors, outside on campus = PA system and elsewhere well you gotta be creative (car FM stereo was one option he went with recently)
woobie
What other reply could be given?
I remember the Muzak was unhacked around when Wagstaff ran rampant over the concept.
Doctor_Who
Dina has an advantage because her hat gives her an extra set of eyes to seduce with.
If she pastes a couple of big flirty eyes up there too, she’ll be unstoppable.
Needfuldoer
If only the hat could copy her facial expressions, like Wade the duck’s life preserver from Garfield and Friends.
Deanatay
Also, check out Zeetha’s medallions in Girl Genius.
Ragingagnostic
Oh, someone else is a Girl Genius fan! I was completely bowled over by Zeetha’s exuberant expression when she saw Skifander again! https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20220202
Steamweed
Lots of us are GG fans! 🙂
Yotomoe
Baby doll eyes just lowers stats though. GLARE paralyzes you.
Spyder
simple: Dina used baby-doll eyes and her hat used Glare
Doctor_Who
Dina’s hat is always using Glare.
When Dina seems to suddenly appear from nowhere, it’s because the characters don’t realize they were paralyzed for the last minute or so, allowing her to enter and leave at her leisure.
King Daniel
I am now imagining a Garfield Minus Garfield-esque version of the comic where everything is exactly the same, except that Dina’s face is completely blank—with the effect that it always looks like the hat is talking.
Hrrm. Now I kind of want to try my hand at this.
Rose by Any Other Name
I don’t see any evidence of paralysis.
Looks more like ‘Attract’ to me.
Ana Chronistic
She looks pretty stunned in 4 and 5!
temperaryobsessor
Man thats the worst they can’t do anything when in love.
Needfuldoer
Yup.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/04-hompk/askout/
Doctor_Who
Dina: You want the hat on or off?
Becky: Off, please.
Dina: …Too bad.
(Dating myself with that one)
Thag Simmons
The Hat stayed on.
Golden Yak
I get it~!
StClair
RIP, Harry Goz.
AbacusWizard
holy hellcats, was that a Sealab 2021 reference??
Doctor_Who
That show is now officially set in the past. Man, I feel old.
ktbear
What do you mean you feel old? You ARE old, like 900 years old.
Clif
Yes, but those are Gallifreyian years.
King Daniel
When 900 years YOU reach, look as good you will not!
Bicycle Bill
I thought that was a “Smokey and the Bandit” reference.
“Don’t you take that hat off for anything?”
“Sure. I take it off for one thing, and one thing only.”
“If we were lost on a desert island together… ”
“Yes?”
“Do you think we’d get along and talk and… things?”
“Sure. Yeah, we’d get along. It’d never be boring, I can tell you that. It would never be boring.”
“Take your hat off.”
Dara
God I loved Sealab 2021
Needfuldoer
I wish mc chris had a better time making that show. 🙁 Hesh was hilarious!
Tandel
citizenkaneapplause dot gif
The classics.
DarkoNeko
hahahahahahahahahahaha XD
Pearl
finally someone says it
Sirksome
Dina more powerful than god has yet to be confirmed but it’s not looking good for the G-man.
Needfuldoer
[Gman starts to speak but gets herded away by a gang of velociraptors]
“We shall… see… about that…”
King Daniel
Dina Tests a Hypothesis: A Dumbing of Age Pornographique
RassilonTDavros
Can’t wait to comment “called it” on this in a few weeks/days
Thag Simmons
we may be closer to this than I initially thought
AntJ
probably due for a Valentine’s Day setback first…
King Daniel
Dina and Becky are looking happy together in a released preview panel a few months from now, so I’m betting the patented Willis V-Day Tradition™ probably won’t be targeting them.
The Wellerman
What about that one preview panel in April that showed a worried Dina one month from one month before?
King Daniel
…the only released preview panel from April shows Walky, Lucy, Sarah, and Sal walking presumably to class?
The Wellerman
I SWORE I saw one from April on Willis’s Twitter with a worried Dina face!
Someone PLEASE back me up and prove to everyone that I’m not crazy, including myself I guess…
milu
Good news: you’re not crazy!
And here’s the one King D was referring to.
milu
coincidentally worried Dina appears on Willis’ birthday i think
Delicious Taffy
Huh. Low lights, concerned Dina, ambiguous color on that lower part… I’m gonna guess “Makeouts with shirt off but bra on, Dina checking in on Becky during”? Just a few weeks away, too.
milu
damn you may be right. i guess Becky haven’t a bit of a freakout during or after sex is highly plausible. I’m sure Dina will be the absolute best at helping her through it, as usual.
Needfuldoer
If Liz’s sex freakout was a cap pistol going off, Joyce’s will be a firecracker, and Becky’s will dwarf the Tsar Bomba.
The Wellerman
Eh, just looks like her shirt to me. A bra wouldn’t go that high up her neck like that.
milu
it might be her skin, is what Taffy is saying
thakoru
To be fair, it’s been a few years since Willis has done a full-on Valentine’s Day shipwreck (I think the last real one was 2018). That could mean he’s lost his taste for blood, but it could also mean we’re due for a REALLY big one. Or he could next level us and have all the crazy, heartbreaking romantic drama happen on Valentine’s Day in-universe.
Wraithy2773
Is it that or Becky Studies Biology? 😀
Council
I’m infinitely into this
Keulen
Assuming Becky’s fundie Christian-based hangups about sex don’t override her horniness, yes.
Kyrik Michalowski
If this goes the way it seems to be going, then I imagine there will also be more drama(Who could have guessed that?/s) If Becky caves she is probably going to feel like she fucked up big time in front of god. If she doesn’t cave, she will start a fire in her pants later tonight.
Doctor_Who
But the previous strip established that if Dina succeeds, she’s more powerful than God, and possibly Goku.
Therefore Becky should just start worshiping her instead.
Kyrik Michalowski
Becky developing a worship fetish of Dina? I see no downsides here.
The Wellerman
I’m still holding out on her having a Chastity fetish.
All she’s missing is the belt LOL ?
Rabid Rabbit
I believe you mean “going to feel like she fucked
upbig time.”Because she will have.
The Wellerman
Behold the power of science!!!
Behold the POWER OF DINA!!!
??????
*plays “Empress of Light”*
ThunderNight
lady-boners abound
Yotomoe
Dina sexy.
Stephen Bierce
ADAM SAVAGE: In the spirit of science, there really is no such thing as a ‘failed experiment.’ Any test that yields valid data is a valid test.
Reltzik
… so, an experiment fails when its data is spoiled?
… like, if Dina’s trying to experiment whether doing science with Becky causes her physical arousal, and Joe barges in, the experiment fails?
King Daniel
“An experiment fails when its data is spoiled?”
Well, if the outcome of a certain infamous experiment 36 years ago this April is any indication…
The Wellerman
What happened in 1986?
Reltzik
The USSR nuked Ukraine.
….
YES THAT IS SO WHAT HAPPENED evenifIphraseditweird…
Bicycle Bill
Nonsense. It was something so common, the Germans even have a word for it. Someone upgefückt.
Bicycle Bill
I’m thinking he’s referring to Chernobyl, 26 April 1986.
milu
it wasn’t so much an experiment as a routine test.
though i think you could say it did yield a whole lot of data.
misanthropope
engineering != science.
Ophidiophile