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Drafty
Posted on July 6, 2011 by David M Willis

132 thoughts on “Drafty”

  1. Jen Aside

    SIGHTING

    1. Kernanator

      HEARING.

      1. Usayasha

        TOUCHING

        1. wererat2000

          TASTING

        2. omegaultima

          SMELLING

        3. CanvasWolfDoll

          GITCHYING

          egads, i hope someone is on the same wavelength on this one…

        4. Alex

          Bone, right? The Gitchy Feelin’?

        5. MDranz

          …You are my people. I am home.

        6. Jenny Creed

          BALANCING
          …What? That’s a sense too.

        7. Aisling

          FLUXING

        8. Broken Products

          CUMMING!!!

          ……did I do it too soon?

        9. Naraktu Shinobu Mocha Latte

          MASTURBATING

  2. Seerow

    She finally figured it out!

  3. NCP19

    That last panel is pure Batman. Awesome.

    1. David Herbert

      Is it Bat Sal or Amazi-Girl’s cape?

      1. ryan

        do we know it isn’t the amazi-stool?

        bat-stool???

        1. Henry

          What about Bible-Belt?

  4. Plasma Mongoose

    Billie, you shouldn’t shout at 3am, some people are trying to masturbate….GEEEESE!

    1. Kernanator

      Seriously, it’s a goddamn tradition.

      1. Aizat

        It’s a tradition? I’m learning new things about American college every day.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          The more you know…

    2. Rognik

      Maybe you should reconsider masturbating at 3 am… Wait, no. You should reconsider yelling like a maniac at 3 in the morning. THAT’S the lesson here…

      1. Rowen Morland

        She just needs to start yelling out more stimulating stuff. Compromise.

        1. milk experiment

          You must be popular with your neighbors. 🙂

    3. Kamino Neko

      Masturbating geese is a really odd hobby.

      1. Aizat

        Animality: One of the most disturbing things that man made.

        P.S: Pardon my grammar. I’m not what you call a native speaker/writer but I’m trying my best so if I’m wrong somewhere, please let me know.

        1. Aizat

          Sorry about the first post, I meant to say beastiality.

        2. gangler

          We knew what you meant 😛

    4. Portgas D. ace

      Geese? I thought you were a mongoose made of plasma… Huh…

  5. Kernanator

    She’s pissed. In both senses of the word.

  6. mnk

    That’s not how she’s gonna get Sal to sign it.

  7. lord of dance

    makes you wonder who lives under billie

    1. dchorror

      Roz and Mary?

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Well we already know that Mary loves her ‘naked time’ so it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch.

        1. Eposi

          Joe perhaps?

        2. Eposi

          didn’t see Dave’s post below

    2. David

      Nobody we’ll ever know, since all of our characters live on the same floor.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        TSK TSK TSK, jossing everyone’s wild ass theories before they could even get them off the ground. *party-pooper* 😛 😛 😛

      2. Chronomaster

        I still demand a character tag for this nameless person. :V

        1. Sir Robin

          Is it Faz or Ninja Rick?

      3. Aizat

        But can we give the poor soul a name?

        1. Daeva

          Well, there’s the Top Gear “Well Spoken Man”.

          I guess this could be the “Vocally Offended Masturbator”?

        2. Horerczy

          Best. Name. Ever.

        3. Björn

          How about Gary?

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Palmer as in Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters. ^_^

      4. Hannover Fist

        What if one of the main cast went into somebody else’s room to masturbate?

    3. Henry

      Well, are IU dorms coed by floor, or by wing?

      1. Inkwell

        By floor.

  8. Badass Toph

    Run sal run Billie knows she knows! And wow did she already finish off all those beers she swiped gotta admit girls got talent.

  9. Aizat

    Note to whoever it is that was trying to masturbate: Don’t loudly announced that you are masturbating, especially if the person your yelling at is of an opposite gender to you.

    1. Ridureyu

      I shall refer to the highly-esteemed film, Idiocracy:

      “GO ‘WAY! BATIN’!”

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        BATTA BATTA BATTA!!

        1. Undrave

          Flying Wild, Tricky! Engine Toripter!

          Waaaiit…

        2. Hannover Fist

          How do we know it’s a man? It could be one of the girls buffin’ the muffin.

    2. David

      The entire wing is girls-only, so it’s gonna be same-gender. Except for, y’know, “visitors,” but they’re probably spoken for, hormone-wise.

      1. Horerczy

        Ah so it’s a girl. Men, seriously who needs them.

      2. zuche

        But what if the roommate agreement includes a threesome clause?

        Speaking of rommates, where’s the one for the young lady with the loud bating call?

        1. Lis

          I hope out visiting someone else…. or maybe… the second best roommate ever for being cool with it. (The best roommate at least offers to help.)

    3. Lis

      We should not assume they are the opposite gender. Though I do have to say whoever needs it to be quiet to masturbate has to have a hell of a problem doing it on campus.

      1. Aizat

        It’s a matter of doing it when your roomies are sleeping. And being really, really quiet about it.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        maybe, but it is easier to ‘let your fingers do the porking’ if you are not totally distracted by a noisy drunken bongo.

        1. zuche

          Depending on how she’s distracting you, perhaps now is not the time for such things anyway. I mean, she could be carrying scissors or something…

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Maybe for that person, a 3:30am wank is the equivient to a cup of coffee, an early morning pick-me-up so to speak.

  10. Ridureyu

    I think Sal is doing it on purpose.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Of cause! If she signs it, she will be forced to use DOORS and thus be less like Batman.

      1. Aizat

        I was right about Sal’s tendency of using the window.( I was going to say window fetish but that came out wrong.)

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Oddly enough there is such a thing as a Window Fetish.

        2. zuche

          I wonder if you can announce that by declaring, “DEFENSTRATE ME, BABY!”

          …Perhaps not.

        3. Henry

          Brain Bleach.

        4. arjay2813

          at first i was like 8{D but then i x{P wut

          yes, my smilies have mustaches and are thus 1000% better.

    2. Horerczy

      The only doors Sal walks through are space doors.

  11. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)

    Oh those drafty doors.

  12. dchorror

    I’m a little more impressed now. I didn’t realize that she was sneaking in through the window on the fourth floor.

    Ah, memories.

    1. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

      I’m a little less impressed, now. Sal’s making all this effort for something easily accomplished by simply walking down the hallway. Ah, “rebels”. XP

      1. dchorror

        Given all the effort Billie had to take to be not seen walking down the hall earlier, I don’t think what she’s trying to do would be “easily accomplished.”

        1. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

          And yet, a 6’2″ 220 lb male like myself can just jander down a hallway and somehow remain unseen by anyone but the security camera. Sal’s simply rebelling for the sake of rebelling, now, Joebo got it right. And rebellion for the sake of rebellion, is wasted effort. Also, the question remains: if that’s the only part of the window that opens, how does she keep getting in and out without violating the laws of physics?

        2. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

          Actually, that should go into the roommate agreement, too. “In this room, we obey the laws of physics! [/Simpsons reference]

        3. Henry

          Nonsense. She’s doing it just to screw with Billie, obviously.
          What Billie needs to do is find a way to Sal-proof the windows.

        4. dchorror

          Sal-proof should be an oxymoron.

  13. Joebo

    “I can’t use doors, that’s what they’d expect me to do.”
    “Who’s ‘they’?”
    “I don’t know, but I’ll be damned if I play by their rules!”

    1. Kernanator

      “Crap, she’s on to us.”
      “Who are we?”
      “I thought you knew!”

      1. Joebo

        “Come on, you can tell me.”
        “We are they. They are us.”
        “Wait, what?”

        1. Vabolo

          And I am the walrus!
          Goo-goo-ga-joob!

        2. Joebo

          “You calling me fat!?”

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          No, Jamie Hyneman is The Walrus!

  14. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

    Billie. Learn to start locking your windows. Sal will then be forced to use the door to come back inside simply to unlock the window.

    Also, physics question: How the heck does Sal squeeze out that tiny window? I mean, that is the only part of it that opens, yes?

    1. Ridureyu

      Nah, because then Sal will break the door, and Billie will get blamed for it.

    2. Badass Toph

      Last time we saw sal enter thier room we only saw a hand so maybe sal just set up her stuff so it can be within hands reach of the window.

      1. Sir Robin

        There is a tree right there, I think Willis planned ahead

    3. CP

      Sal is obviously part octopus, and can inflate or deflate at her convenience to get through small spaces.

      1. Hannover Fist

        I believe Sal is capable of compressing her body to the size of an ordinary household sponge like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.

        1. Zem

          Sal had trained with ordinary housecats and Santa and can squeeze her body through any small space that her head fits in.

  15. Plasma Mongoose

    I really mustn’t assume the worse all the time, that person might have very well be trying to chew a tough steak.

    They could ahve meant to say ‘masticate’. 😛

    1. A. Colunga

      Don’t forget to use plenty of lu- I MEAN STEAKSAUCE!!!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        And it would be better if you tenderise the meat first. ^_^

        1. A. Colunga

          “Would the madam like the pulled pork or the jerked chicken this evening?” as said by a creepy french waiter with a twitch in his thin mustache.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          “Only as long as there is white sauce.” 😛

        3. A. Colunga

          “Wie, wie, madam.”
          “No that’s yellow.”
          “Err wie?”
          “No!!!”

        4. Horerczy

          Oui.

        5. Joebo

          thank you.

        6. Badass Toph

          Or a bagel with white cream cheese.

  16. A. Colunga

    “Would the madam like the pulled pork or the jerked chicken this evening?” as said by a creepy french waiter with a twitch in his thin mustache.

  17. Shifty

    I am overall in a state of “Wow” with this strip.

    Did she drink ALL THREE beers on 2 minutes walk to her room? Impressive Billie, you drunken-lush you…

    And they live on the FOURTH story? Wow. How does Sal get up there without a fire escape? Grappling hook? Ninja claw-gloves like Catwoman? Does he motorcycle transform into a robot who lifts her up there?

    And I really CAN’T WAIT to find out why Sal is going to such lengths to not be seen by Billie. She’s putting a lot of effort (again, they live on the 4th floor) into avoiding Billie. It’s been an entire week and they’ve not come across each other once.

    1. Undrave

      Yeah I bet she has no idea she has to sign anything.

      How long does Sal sleep anyway?

      1. Mkvenner

        More important does she sleep?

        1. Hannover Fist

          Perhaps Sal is secretly the Stig.

  18. Mkvenner

    Can’t. Stop. Luaghing. 😀

  19. Azumango

    Muffled Voice: “SHUT UP, I”M TRYING TO MASTURBATE!!”
    Nick: “What did he say?”
    Coach: “He says he wants some good old fashioned cola!”

    1. fezzam

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1uVi41I1oc 0:44 😀 lol

    2. Justme

      I thought of that one too 😀 Oney is hilarious!

  20. Baelthazar

    I just found this comic! I’m an IU alum and currently live in B-town and I have to say how amazed I am at how well you draw the campus! Great story, takes me back! Keep up the good work!

  21. Porkinstein

    Ah, masturbation humor. Thank you, David. I was kind of hoping for a really bad pun, though, such as “Come on! Knock it off!” or some variation there of.

  22. Badass Toph

    Lol sal must pass that persons window on the way up “hmmm wonder if that explains the affinity to windows” ^_-

  23. ADHadh

    Doors are too mainstream for Sal.

    1. gangler

      Wait, so is she a rebel or a hipster in the DoAverse?

      I… I kind of like the notion of a deceptively non-badass hipster Sal.

      “I’m wearing leather ironically. Motorcycles are so eigties and not cool anymore, which is why I ride one which makes me cool”

    2. Vabolo

      But Jim Morrison writes such wonderful lyrics!

  24. Sporkaganza

    Sal? Doors?

    Pffffffffft.

  25. Mr. Cat

    God, Billie! Some people are so inconsiderate!

  26. ALostProphet

    Sal is coming off as decidedly non-badass here. Or pretty much the entire run so far. She just seems haughty and inconsiderate, actually. Does anyone here actually like Sal? She just seems so… flat, character-wise.

    1. Vabolo

      Especially since she can fit through that window opening.

    2. Undrave

      Considering we’ve seen her for… what four strips? it’s to be expected. I think she had less lines than Princess Luna!

      1. Henry

        So far, I think Galasso has more lines than her.

        1. fangrider

          GOD DAMNIT! pass the brain bleach

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          I am pretty sure that Galasso ‘does more lines’ as well, it would explain A LOT!

  27. QueenThomas

    Man, I wish I had a fuckin’ door. All I’ve got is regular ol’ doors.

    Seriously, I would save so much money on batteries if I had a fuckin’ door.

  28. Henry

    All that Sal needs to do now is say: “I’m Sal.”

    1. arjay2813

      like batman?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9G18qHPhcM

  29. Cholisose

    Is that Joyce giving the last line?

    1. Hannover Fist

      That would be funny on an epic scale.

  30. Zem

    Sweet, a cameo for ME!

  31. Zem

    I think a face would’ve helped after all. I can’t decide if she’s a tree stump, a pile of poo and hair, a melting chocolate bar, or Sasquatch.

  32. RandomPerson12

    Who’s trying to masturbate?

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