Drastic
Posted on March 24, 2015 by David M Willis

224 thoughts on “Drastic”

  1. Jen Aside

    Becky digs Chastity like Bronies dig Twilight Sparkle hurr hurr hurr

    *bleaches brain*

    1. Doctor_Who

      If Becky’s a furry, that adds a whole new dimension to her awkward journey of self discovery.

      How long before she’s walking around campus saying “Hey everybody, I think everyone would be sexier with cat ears and fur!”

      1. JustCheetoDust

        She could get weirder than that.

        1. Doctor_Who

          I think that might be more Carla’s thing…if Carla had a thing anyway.

        2. Urukak

          Carla’s reaction to the video: “HEY! That is a hate crime!”

        3. JustCheetoDust

          Compared to the comments section?

        4. Deanatay

          Either that, or, “UM… I’ll be in my bunk!”

        5. Screwball

          Hmmm, could get her revved up I guess…

        6. Halloween Jack

          What does Carla have against Squirrel Girl? Carla and Squirrel Girl… hmm… I’ll be in my treehouse and/or garage.

        7. Cory

          Actually it gets worse than that:

          http://youtu.be/h1Dyqas6Sm8

    2. Mr. Random

      Seriously. The site wouldn’t let me in until a minute ago. How’d you get in so quick to still have time to comment that fast?

      1. JustCheetoDust

        I think it’s like how Gene Wilder was a faster draw than everyone else in Blazing Saddles.

        1. Bruceski

          YeAh BuT I pOsT wItH ThiS hANd,

        2. StClair

          win.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        They most likely are Patreons so they get to see the comic long before we do, so they can have an answer copypasta as soon as it appears at 0:01 New York time.

        1. MeghanTheWorldEater

          Yeah but Jen just straight up has superpowers cause she was doin this before patreon was even a website.

        2. Kryss LaBryn

          She has a buffer of comments done up and pre-uploaded. She’s currently got them pre-written and loaded up until July 7, 2015.

        3. MeghanTheWorldEater

          So that’s what that thing is!

        4. Packy

          I suspect Jen gives enough in the Patreon that Willis lets her queue up her comments before midnight. 😉

        5. MeghanTheWorldEater

          There’s probably like fifty Jen comments that we don’t see cause only the best one is allowed in. Such a shame 🙁

        6. Tacos

          I figure Jen is secretly a Chrono Sorceress.

        7. nothri

          Is copypasta something you can eat? Is there such a thing printerghetti?

        8. laowai

          that sounds like a delicacy of jen aside-landia! I’d eat it!

        9. Plasma Mongoose

          Copypasta Explained

      3. K^2

        Spawn camping.

      4. Eyebrow

        The site is always locked down until Jen Aside posts first comment. It’s a feature, for your protection.

    3. Gaiash

      Does that mean she overreacted to Chastity getting wings and becoming a princess?

      1. Jen Aside

        AN ANGEL SURELY

  2. Mr. Random

    Too cool for D&M too.

  3. Plasma Mongoose

    ZZZZZ!

    1. nothri

      Either Sal is asleep or doing a Bee impression.

  4. Kris

    It’s official. Sal is cool in her sleep.

    1. Duck

      Even when she sleeps, she emits waves of coolness

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      It will be the first time in ages she has slept with more than just her gloves on.

      1. MeghanTheWorldEater

        Nah she had underpants too.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Commando is way more comfortable.

        2. MeghanTheWorldEater

          …you sound as if though you speak from experience… (cowers in fear of the hardcore)

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          You say it like that’s a bad thing…

        4. MeghanTheWorldEater

          I guess I’m just not hardcore enough (Sure all eat the friggin world but sleep nude? -shudders-)

        5. Kris

          Jack Black: You know your not hardcore!
          Female chorus: (No your not hardcore)
          Jack Black: Unless you live hardcore!
          Female chorus: (You live hardcore)

        6. nothri

          Just gonna leave this here…..

          http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/10-benefits-sleeping-naked-you-probably-didnt-know.html

        7. MeghanTheWorldEater

          Your article be damned! I still refuse!

        8. begbert2

          …reads article…

          Seems that about half of these assume that you’re using too many blankets. And another one assumes you’re sharing your bed with a loved one. And another one assumes that you PJ up strangely early.

          I’ll give it the twisted shirt thing though. I have specific processes in place just to avoid that.

        9. nothri

          Well, to be fair, you are already from Australia (right?) so you get a natural +5 racial modifier to your hardcore already. If you put more bonuses into it your gonna hog it all and not give any to the rest of us.

        10. Plasma Mongoose

          Yes indeed, I’m an Aussie Munchkin. ^_^

        11. Kryss LaBryn

          I know right? I only wear clothes to bed if it’s cold enough to need them.

          I’m in Canada and under like six feet of snow; so far it hasn’t been cold enough.

        12. Plasma Mongoose

          I’m a winter person myself. ^_^

        13. NotFred

          PM:

          Come on, Australia has no winter, just summer and three springs.

        14. Roborat

          Well, snow is an excellent insulator.

        15. Plasma Mongoose

          NotFred: That is more or less true in Adelaide, I miss the winters I enjoyed back when I lived in Canberra.

        16. Screwball

          Apparently Perth, Australia Western has 4 seasons, Nice But Getting Warmer, Melt The Road Surface Hot, Nice But Cooling Off, & Raining. Daniel the Human says he’s a Winterbaby, apparently having no problem with the cold, but still hasn’t seen snow. Tolerates the heat tho, while I enjoy air -con on the 40+ Celsius days…

        17. JustCheetoDust

          I just remembered that Lana’s mom called it “sky clad” in a recent episode of Archer.

          Then I remembered Keith David and the writers in that same episode for the slick, non-obscene reference to a Mantan Moreland dick joke.

        18. Opus the Poet

          “Sky Clad” is a pagan religious term for worship in the nude.

        19. JustCheetoDust

          Thanks for saving me the trouble of combing through Google results before that inevitably turns into an assault on my attention span.

        20. ahuh

          Also the name for the Digambara sect of Jain monks.

        21. Deanatay

          Are they nudists?

    3. nothri

      Something Billie will be thankful about when their heater breaks.

    4. DarkoNeko

      It’s amazing neither of them smelled the alcohol

      1. Rycan

        Should be strong enough to drown out the tobacco musk, even.

        1. begbert2

          They’ve been around Billie, so perhaps the booze-detecting cells in their noses have been overloaded and died.

      2. Screwball

        Apparently Sal can’t hold it well, meaning it won’t take as much grog to knock her round. Less grog in the system, less smell, same effect tho…

    5. StClair

      Not gonna be so cool in about a second.

  5. Wire Segal

    Better than Hymmel the Hymnal? Blasphemy!
    Somewhat literally!

    1. nothri

      Three month old moldering cheese is better than Hymmel, and any god that would condemn a man for thinking so is clearly evil anyway!

  6. Dean

    Sal is cooler asleep than most people are awake.

    1. Jen Aside

      probably from wearing less than they do

  7. tim gueguen

    Yeah, Sal does need a sombrero.

    I wonder if Joyce has told Becky about Walky’s dramatic childhood secret yet.

    1. Orbit Junkie

      Joyce is taking that one to the grave. She’s not going to admit even the possibility that she had a crush on Walky. *shivers*

      1. Bagge

        What secret? *mindwipe*

        Buuuuuuuut Becky has seen just as much Hymmel as Joyce, and you just know that Joyce spent a decent time of their childhood gushing about that cute little mouse boy. I just wait for Becky to go “…you look kinda familiar” followed by an epic FREAKOUT from both Joyce and Walky.

        1. Orbit Junkie

          I would not be opposed to this.

        2. Screwball

          Hmm, possible…

          *Fetches the popped popcorn, pulls up a beach chair & waits for the show…

  8. Regina Phalange

    …yes, Jason, you are an absolute gentleman, propping a girl against a wall and walking away

    1. Carriethedragon

      Uh………. yes? Respecting a person’s wishes sounds pretty gentlemanly to me

      1. MeghanTheWorldEater

        But sometimes people wish for dumb things, especially when they’re drunk, so maybe gentlemanly but unwise then?

        1. Carriethedragon

          Perhaps. She’s right outside her room, though.

        2. MeghanTheWorldEater

          Maybe he expects Billie to drag her in, which would be sensible if Billie wasn’t ya know busy getting crunk with Ruth.

        3. Tacos

          I know you probably meant “drunk” but the image of Billie getting crunk is hilarious to me.

        4. MeghanTheWorldEater

          Actually where I’m from crunk is used in place of drunk pretty regularly.

        5. Tacos

          I know it can be used interchangeably but the image of Billie going all Lil Jon and yelling, “YEAH! WHAT?! OK!” is hilarious.

        6. MeghanTheWorldEater

          Oh…Well now I look like a fool
          (I mean more than I already did obviously)

        7. JustCheetoDust

          “…she got the speakers in the trunk, with the bass on crunk.”

        8. masterofbones

          Clearly he should have fought her, subdued her, and thrown her into bed. This would certainly have been a far more acceptable action.

          She’s a dumbass. It isn’t his problem that she is a dumbass. He already did far more than he needed to or she deserved.

        9. Bill

          “Clearly he should have fought her, subdued her, and thrown her into bed.”
          ————
          No, but he could have at least taken Sal back inside the room and left her seated in the chair like he did the first time.

    2. winter

      Hey! It’s what the lady requested.

      1. Jen Aside

        in all seriousness, tho, tipsy/drunk people ask for things that often go counter to good sense, so it’s not really a good idea to do what they say [for instance, “don’t call the police”]

        [[just sayin’, sorry this isn’t a funny]]

        1. insomniac

          “You know we get really, really excited about really bad ideas when we drink. And it’s your job to talk us out of it.”

        2. winter

          Generally speaking, I agree with you wholeheartedly.

          But, I’m going to give Jason a pass here anyhow. He saw her home safely (despite having to practically drag her there) and offered to help her into get into her bunk (although Sal declined). Their relationship is pretty volatile, so I don’t think it’s fair to expect much more than that from him.

    3. John

      Wow, in the last strip I totally thought that Sal was alluding to getting railed against a wall by Jason. I didn’t realize she literally wanted help with leaning.

      1. Eyebrow

        Wasn’t just me then. We got filthy minds.

    4. Deanatay

      Exactly what you just said, but without the sarcasm. B)

  9. GoogerGeiger

    Finally, a strip with Joyce and Becky in it that’s not about drama or lesbian stuff.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Pardon me, but Becky not thinking D&MM is the best thing ever threatens her friendship with Joyce WAY more than the lesbian thing ever did.

      1. Urukak

        I hope you’re joking, because there is no way in hell that Joyce is that shallow.

        1. Doctor_Who

          Of course.

        2. Spencer

          Hey man, deeply held religious beliefs that conflict with your disposition towards doing right by your loved ones are one thing, but some things are just sacred.

        3. Bagge

          It worked out for Joyce and Dorothy. I’m sure they will mend that gap as well.

        4. timemonkey

          But Dorothy is like a billion times cooler than becky.

        5. Bagge

          But Becky is rad so there is that.

  10. Leorale

    A sombrero is the silliest of hats

    1. JessWitt

      And the largest, too.

    2. winter

      I dunno, I think the fez is pretty silly too. In an adorable Ottoman Empire kind of way.

    3. Bill

      A baseball cap, turned brim backwards and worn indoors, is the silliest.
      Or at least the most inappropriate.

  11. AHR

    So what are YOUR interests, Becky, hmmmm?

    1. Cephalo the Pod

      She wants to take up gardening.

      1. Opus the Poet

        And pearl diving…

        1. neeks

          And interior design, she’d love to try her hand at laying carpet.

        2. nothri

          Wow. You guys know a lot more about her than I do. I thought she was just into chicks this whole time. She has a lot more depth than I realized.

    2. Willoughby Chase

      She wants to try beaver trapping.

  12. Yotomoe

    “Oh man! A hot chick unconscious in the middle of the hallway! You know what that means. EVERYONE GRAB A MARKER.”

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Don’t forget the bowl of warm water. 😀

      1. DarkoNeko

        That’s too evil, even by my standarts.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          BWAHAHAHAHA!

    2. Doctor_Who

      The DingDong Bandit Returns!

    3. Solenoid

      And make a chalk outline of Sal on the floor of the hallway, right?

    4. GoogerGeiger

      Revenge of the WDB?

      1. Rycan

        Attack of the DDB!

    5. Kris

      What do you want? Classic swirly moustache? Racoon mask? Blackeye? The sky’s the limit here.

      1. Tacos

        There is always the old standby, a dick on the forehead.

        1. Bagge

          The Ding-Dong bandit strikes again.

        2. Bagge

          Amber: Oh, for gods sake…. FINE, I’ll put on my costume again to avenge my sworn enemy and start-of-darkness catalysts from the most ridiculous arch enemy ever.

          Danny: To be fair, that IS in line with being a super hero.

        3. Harry

          Ha. Have an internet!

      2. Screwball

        Wonder how hard it’d be to do the full-body tuxedo on her? Monocle & everything…

    6. Plasma Mongoose

      Jig-gle-ly puff…

      1. JustCheetoDust

        Guess I’m changing avatars for today.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          OH MY!

          (Kasumi Tendo not George Takei)

        2. JustCheetoDust

          Can’t it be both?

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          GT Oh Mys are for naughtier replies, KT Oh Mys are more wholesome.

        4. JustCheetoDust

          Forgive me then, reading your previous comment made me mentally photoshop the two of them together for an imaginary “Oh My” GIF.

    7. B.D

      …I’d love to see someone try that on Sal. Even a sleeping Sal.

      Sal stops being The Scout when she’s sleeping, and turns into The Heavy. A big, grumpy bear who would really like you to be quiet now – no? Ooooookay, here come the GLoves Of Massive Pain.

  13. Doctor_Who

    Even her Sleep Zs are cool! Zorry would be proud to leave that Z carved on a hacienda wall!

    1. Doctor_Who

      Zorro, I mean. After midnight my hands turn back into pumpkins, so it’s hard to type.

      1. MeghanTheWorldEater

        Oh, I just thought you and Zorro were like bros or something.

  14. Spencer

    *gasp* Could it be that Joyce is becoming disillusioned with Sal?

    Or more likely, she actually believes not responding to greetings makes somebody cool.

    1. Orbit Junkie

      The second one. Joyce can’t be disillusioned with people who drive motorcycles, it’s impossible.

  15. WorstBardEver

    Aww, did Jason actually prop her up like she asked?

    1. Opus the Poet

      Seems that way…

  16. TSB

    I’m not sure I understand Becky’s dialogue. Is she saying there was a D&MM character that was a sensitive person with clairvoyant powers (so like, an emotion scanner?), who was hardcore? Okay, I guess that makes sense, it’s a person with empathetic powers who is not necessarily a sweet and empathetic person. Is that referencing something specific from IW! or is it just a random trope-y thing that Willis randomly decided on to give Becky dialogue in that panel?

    1. Solenoid

      It’s something specific from IW!

    2. Leorale

      In IW! there was a character who was a sentient electronic named “sensitive scanner.” It was a sensitive piece of equipment, and also its feeling were easily hurt. Delightful.

      1. stevecharb

        I’m having a hard time picturing Sensitive Scanner as being “hardcore”, though. What is Dexter and Monkey Master version of Sensitive Scanner even like?

        1. Rycan

          Well, there was Sensitive Scanner’s alter ego…

        2. Deanatay

          :O You mean THE AMAZI-SCANNER??

      2. Rycan

        Possibly my favorite character in IW! Monkey Master was the only one she would confide in (read: share the results of her scans).

        …That said, I wouldn’t want to rely on one in any lab I work in. Lab equipment makes us batty enough as it is.

      3. Bill

        Would that be like Marvin the Paranoid Android from H2G2?

    3. Urukak

      “something specific from IW!”

      This. It is in fact not a person, but a literal sentient scanning machine that is also very sensitive (read: whiny).

    4. TSB

      Thanks to those of you who explained the IW! connection. I also clicked the “Sensitive Scanner” character tag and found a few other strips where characters talk about her, so it makes more sense now.

  17. Stephen Bierce

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgiCechWNCo <- What I was thinking…

  18. Kennerly

    Ah, sleep. That’s where I’m a viking!

  19. Tacos

    Everything is cooler with sombreros. Fact.

    1. Josh

      Even pickles?

      1. Tacos

        Si.

      2. DarkoNeko

        Especially pickles.

    2. Urukak

      But Congresswoman Robin Desanto has not been confirmed to have ever worn a sombrero in this universe. How can we be sure of their coolness without her implicit endorsement?

      1. Rabid Rabbit

        Because Hobbes said so. Ages ago.

      2. HeySo

        You mean, you haven’t seen THAT tape?
        Wow, I thought everyone had.

        Hey, you should ask Willis, he’s into all that freaky stuff, I’m sure he’d be willing to upload it to Slipshine for you…

        1. Rycan

          Would anybody here actually want to see that? Wait, no, I don’t want to know the answer…

        2. Gigafreak

          You Can Leave Your Hat On: DeSanto and Manley Do the Act

        3. HeySo

          Oh, no, I’m talking about the sequel, ‘Legislative Body’.
          But yeah, nothing quite matches up to the original, I suppose.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      Even with talking cactus.

      1. JBento

        GWS has reached its end. Goodbye, McPedro, we hardly knew ya (but of what we knew, you were a bit of a douche)

  20. Bagge

    Wait, what’s the logistics here – did they go to see Dexter and Monkey Master after sushi? Does that mean all four of them were crammed up in Walky’s room watching cartoons? Maaaaan. We are missing out on some shenanigans here.

    Becky is still holding a torch for Chastity Churchmouse. Dream on Becky – you will find that key one day.

    Jason, the least you could have done was to put Sal back in her chair. Poor girl could have used a nights sleep.

    I’m also very, very happy to see Joyce and Becky take time admits all the drama to just be friends.

    1. anonymsly

      But she asked him to lean her against the wall! I think she might never have forgiven him the ‘you should be in your chair, why yes it’s precisely the same as being leaned against a wall.’ Hee.

      1. Rycan

        He may have also been a bit miffed with her…

      2. Nono

        I would have taken the opportunity to draw on her face with a whiteboard marker.

        1. anonymsly

          ….now I really wish Jason had done that. Just a little trig proof or something, right on the forehead in whiteboard marker.

    2. Screwball

      Becky is still holding a torch for Chastity Churchmouse. Dream on Becky – you will find that key one day..

      *Remembers Robin Hood, Men In Tights, end credits specifically. Camera is slowly zooming away from a castle window, where Robin & Marilyn are finally getting together, now they’re married & he’s about to use a key to unlock her chastity belt…*
      “We have a problem”
      *calm tone*”What?”
      “It doesn’t fit”
      *unhappy, surprised tone*”WHAT?”
      “I know. CALL THE LOCKSMITH!”
      *Order gets repeated as it’s passed on through the castle…*

  21. Spencer

    No wait this is perfect. Now Joyce just needs to grab Dina and they can all disinterestedly prop themselves against the wall and rebel.

    1. MeghanTheWorldEater

      YES!

      1. Bagge

        Billie: …
        …
        ….
        What?

        1. HeySo

          Billie: I WANNA BE COOL ALSO.
          (Later)
          Ruth: “….”

    2. Rycan

      They should have done that before tipped over. Dominoes!

      1. Orbit Junkie

        Cool kids bowling pins.

  22. Keroshino

    Sal would be even more cooler if she was a cyborg ninja wearing a sombrero!!!

    1. Spencer

      iunderstoodthatreference.gif

      1. Opus the Poet

        http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc402/Bronzethumb/GIFs/IUnderstoodThatReference.jpg

    2. Calvin Coolage

      Metal Sal Rising: Revengenace
      I like it. Who can be Bladewolf for her?

      1. Spencer

        Now I’m picturing Amazi-Girl as Jetstream Sam and I never realized how much I wanted this.

      2. Orbit Junkie

        Can we do a Terminator 2 remake where Sal is a T-1000 that forms from a sheer pool of awesome?

        1. Screwball

          Sounds a bit more like Teminatrix to me…

          I liked that lady, got my Energon flowing…

  23. Spencer

    Theory time: Joyce and Becky meet up with Sarah whose just spent a nice day ruining all her relationships. Sarah proceeds to drop the truthbomb that Becky can’t stay in their room for long and has to find permanent housing.

  24. Shay Guy

    And she’d be way cooler with Mickey Mouse pants!

    Or maybe she’d be New Wave. Either works.

    1. Juliecat

      I just knew I’d be beaten to this joke. Bravo!

  25. Jones

    Cooler with a sombrero?

    1. Screwball

      Heh heh heh, I like their style…

  26. boomwolf

    Way past cool!! …I’ll just go back to my corner with old school sonic…

  27. maxyai

    Jason made sure she looked cool when he propped her up. he must have mad mannequin skills.

  28. sps48

    Hobbes disagrees with the +cool of sombreros.

    1. heavvymetalqueen

      What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero??

      (I was starting to believe I was the only one catching the reference)

    2. Grey Wanders

      Yeah, what she really needs is mickey mouse pants!

  29. MeghanTheWorldEater

    Ya know I didn’t think of this till just now, but I really hope Sal didn’t like seriously injure herself there. I mean it kinda looks like she fell forward rather than slid over.

    1. Bagge

      Nah, she’s too cool for serious injury.

      1. Spencer

        Sal only experiences the pain from the darkest turmoils of her heart.

        Also getting stabbed that one time.

    2. Rycan

      Might get a concussion, but she should be all right. It’s the elderly that you really need to worry about falling.

      1. MeghanTheWorldEater

        But you’re not supposed to sleep if you have a concussion…and she’s kinda already asleep.
        I mean she’d probably wake up but if not >.>

  30. Nono

    What’s the point of being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?

    1. Bagge

      When it comes down to it, what’s the point of not wearing a sombrero?

      1. B.D

        It needs a downspout or drain when you live in Seattle?

  31. Ridureyu

    I got Mickey Mouse pants! With the buttons! Am I cool now?

    1. heavvymetalqueen

      I think you’re more like new wave

  32. DarkoNeko

    At least she didn’t puke on his shoes, I guess.

  33. B.D

    Oh, I see. She’s waiting for Billie. Even drunk, Sal’s figured something out.

    1. nothri

      I like this theory.

  34. Rycan

    Surprised she stayed upright that long. She’s propped up against the wall like a log, with only the tips of her heels touching the ground. Well, I guess her whole left side is touching the ground now.

    1. Orbit Junkie

      Much more stable that way, until she rolls into the hallway.

  35. Idon'tcarenomore

    In ref. to the definition of ‘sky clad’, it is not a ‘real’ Pagan term for worshipping in the nude. About like Twilight compares to original vampires.

    PS. (Yes, I do know. I’m a Pagan).

    1. Urukak

      So what do you call it when you worship in the nude, then?

      1. HeySo

        Being too lazy to put on clothes.

      2. Bill

        Couldn’t afford the fancy robes?

      3. B.D

        9 AM on a Sunday?

    2. Arikel

      How’s 8th grade going for ya?

      1. nothri

        Can’t speak for anyone else, but…I have no idea what your talking about.

        1. Urukak

          Arikel is implying that only rebellious counterculture teenagers would describe themselves as being pagan. Of course, this isn’t really true. That said, though, paganism isn’t one religion but a whole bunch of not really related at all religions, so someone who actually belongs to one of them probably wouldn’t just say that they’re “pagan.”

        2. Urukak

          To elaborate, paganism today essentially means “anything that’s not Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, or I guess Shintoism.” Of course, this is actually more specific than its meaning in ancient times, which is just “anything that’s not Judaism.”

        3. HeySo

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_paganism is what you’re thinking of.
          Modern/Neo paganism specifically refers to modern representations of historical European religious cultures, and as such ‘Pagan’ in this day and age tends to refer specifically to that.
          But, even so, you’re nevertheless right- to quote the linked article: “Although they do share commonalities, contemporary Pagan religious movements are diverse and no single set of beliefs, practices, or texts are shared by them all.”

          Which, of course, is why they’re so associated with ‘the rebellious teenage counterculture’- Choose Your Own Paganism has its appeal in that regard.

          So, to summarize, since these modern religious cultures aren’t based on any firm singular historical faith, everyone I’ve ever met that adheres to some form of Neo-Paganism does indeed refer to themselves as ‘Pagan’.

          This is NOT true for people who follow contemporary/non-European Pagan religions- of which, as you noted, basically every major non-Abrahamic religion falls under.

  36. HeySo

    Viva la Sombrero~!

  37. Damned

    “she’d be cooler if she had a sombrero” I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE <3

  38. hof1991

    Had a friend fall over like Sal just did. Chipped his top front teeth the night before graduation. His parents were not best pleased.

  39. DuckDuckMoose

    Billie: “Dude, waking up in strange places is my thing. Why are you biting my style?”

  40. Ryan

    mickey mouse buttons would be pretty new wave.

    1. venomlash

      YESSS. I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of that regarding the alt text. (I wonder if the reference was intentional?)
      After all, the world bores you when you’re cool.

  41. Screwball

    Well, it looks like my prediction #1 (revised edition) didn’t quite pan out. Looks like they got as far a the bonding moment (kinda, tried, but not quite), then he propped her up & left. Oh well, no biggy…

    Least I got #3 right. Not that it was hard to do… 😛

  42. LS

    That is a REALLY obscure alt text reference. Unless there’s a more obvious reference I’m missing.

  43. desai

    Not as per Calvin- https://donutworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/calvin1.jpg

    1. LiveWire

      Yay! Calvin & Hobbes reference. My childhood, right there…

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