He’s a QB so his tackling form is bad, and there ain’t a pinstripe in the land around to call for a personal foul, so he will be as unnecessarily rough as he wants.
Drive-by harassment would probably work better if you don’t have to stay and circle your victim to explain your perversions of social bonds and logic so she understands what you demand from them, Incelerator. (If that is your real name.)
Calling this arc “The one where Jocelyne returns” was to distract from the real surprise, frigging Tony showing up and being important. This is his seventh appearance, and his last was over six and a half years ago.
I think this will go towards him getting Sarah’s attention and hopefully reciprocating it.
Not a lot to go on, but that is where my mind went when I saw her eyes after Tony appeared.
Nah it’s plenty. Let’s see if Deans son makes her grade
Vanessa
Ooo, I like it. He is her type, big and muscular. It would be fun to get a new character. And Willis can follow up on the whole, Tony’s dad used to be married to Walky’s terrible mom thing. I bet every time that woman sees Tony she thinks that she could have had attractive, athletic white kids.
Nono
Man I really hope the race thing doesn’t come into play here. It might, and I wouldn’t be surprised… but we’ve already had one couple fall apart because of race being a factor, hopefully there’s not a second.
Smallmoon
Additionally, it might piss off Raidah, since she was courting Walky because of his connection to the dean.
Needfuldoer
That would be perfect.
Raidah/Kirk: “I’m friends with someone who’s friends with someone whose mom used to be married to the dean. What about you?”
Sarah/Homer: “I sleep in a big bed with the dean’s son.”
Pretty sure he has a mix between Brick’s BL1 moveset and some of the finance based stuff from Timothy Lawrence (Jack) in Pre-Sequel. Would definitely play, lets see what happens in BL4.
Exactly. Big strong dude (who isn’t Joe) is just what she wants. OK, she might be a little interested in Walkie, but he’s got plenty of game on already.
At this point I think Incelerator has taken more hits than anyone else in the comic. I think he even might beat out Blaine. I don’t know if that’s impressive or anything but it’s a record.
216 thoughts on “Dreams and aspirations”
NGPZ
MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY INCEL!!! D:<
Kyrik Michalowski
Seeing him get decked makes for a nice X-Men treat; no?
Kyrik Michalowski
X-Mas* Stupid autocorrect
Dara
His mutant power: getting p0wned
Shadowsnail
A ballistic Ecks-mas treat!
Coco Pommel
Decked in the halls, in fact.
cbwroses
And a happy new year!
Ana Chronistic
Now presenting Incelerator with the TONY for acting shitty
Clif
The Tony we didn’t know we needed.
Michael Steamweed
The Tony Award goes to Sarah. Even though we expected the A-G award to go to her. We’re all surprised.
Proto_Eevee
Aw c’mon Tony you can’t just steal the W
HueSatLight
He needs it after the L to Notre Dame. topical
Deanatay
Amazigus Interruptus
Schpoonman
‘Ey yo, Tony!
Sirksome
There’s too much action at this campus.
Jeremiah
Look no one is getting shot at or kidnapped. Let’s take this as an improvement.
Thag Simmons
I miss 14 days ago already
Needfuldoer
Why is anyone throwing punches, when Boxing Day is tomorrow?
Shadowsnail
You have to get the punches in today when you can keep the gloves off.
shadowcell
Tony, come on, what kind of tackle is that, you know this
Svennerson
He’s a QB so his tackling form is bad, and there ain’t a pinstripe in the land around to call for a personal foul, so he will be as unnecessarily rough as he wants.
Michael Steamweed
*EEET
Insufficient roughness. Incel not missing more teeth. Penalty: Move 5 yards back inside; do over.
ValdVin
Tony knows when to dish it out and when to take a step back & look at things.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/insulted/
Kyrik Michalowski
This is a fantastic gift!
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!
If you don’t celebrate, Happy Holidays.
B.
Casual reminder that some people’s religions have no holidays. Hello from this corner also.
HueSatLight
ok, maybe Incelerator isn’t Tony.
Clif
Snerk!
Jeremiah
Who here predicted Tony getting involved? You earned all the internet cookies.
Deanatay
Predicted? Nah.
Saw it on Patreon? Yah.
Bicycle Bill
Next … Sarah pulls her softball bat out of hammer-space and waves off Tony and Amazi-Girl, telling them “I got this… “
Eric
. . . with a smile
Taigan
Presenting Tony’s 7th appearance in the strip!
Jeremiah
Is he gonna turn into a recurring cast member? Well, that will depend on how many are horny for him so get to posting you degenerates./j
Nono
Nobody was horny for Mary, why did she become recurring >:/
Taffy
Don’t call me a nobody, it’s impolite.
Shadowsnail
Emily Dickinson and Odysseus: horny for Mary.
HueSatLight
plus the March 2019 bonus strip. book 9 iirc
Nick Piers
A WILD TONY APPEARS.
Dara
He’s a real tiger, that one
SailorCakes
He’s greeeeeeeeeaaaat! 😀
not someone else
Everyone near you is sick of your shiiiiit~
Come back again and you’ll once more get hit~
Sirksome
I was wondering who this guy was and apparently this was his first appearance in over 6 years so I don’t feel so bad not knowing.
Thag Simmons
For what it’s worth he was more significant during the old universe
Yumi
AG’s change of position in the air is impressive.
Masumi
Right? I choose to believe she uses her cape as wings.
Mark
Yes but now it looks like she’ll collide with Sarah.
Amelie Wikström
Drive-by harassment would probably work better if you don’t have to stay and circle your victim to explain your perversions of social bonds and logic so she understands what you demand from them, Incelerator. (If that is your real name.)
Cattleprod
Calling this arc “The one where Jocelyne returns” was to distract from the real surprise, frigging Tony showing up and being important. This is his seventh appearance, and his last was over six and a half years ago.
Versen
Hell yeah, new (technically very old) character unlocked.
Mostly been used for a couple gags, curious to see where this goes with him. Wholesome Jock with connections is a good niche.
cbwroses
I think this will go towards him getting Sarah’s attention and hopefully reciprocating it.
Not a lot to go on, but that is where my mind went when I saw her eyes after Tony appeared.
Adam Black
Nah it’s plenty. Let’s see if Deans son makes her grade
Vanessa
Ooo, I like it. He is her type, big and muscular. It would be fun to get a new character. And Willis can follow up on the whole, Tony’s dad used to be married to Walky’s terrible mom thing. I bet every time that woman sees Tony she thinks that she could have had attractive, athletic white kids.
Nono
Man I really hope the race thing doesn’t come into play here. It might, and I wouldn’t be surprised… but we’ve already had one couple fall apart because of race being a factor, hopefully there’s not a second.
Smallmoon
Additionally, it might piss off Raidah, since she was courting Walky because of his connection to the dean.
Needfuldoer
That would be perfect.
Raidah/Kirk: “I’m friends with someone who’s friends with someone whose mom used to be married to the dean. What about you?”
Sarah/Homer: “I sleep in a big bed with the dean’s son.”
Jeremiah
I gonna need to see his moveset before buying the dlc.
Koname
Pretty sure he has a mix between Brick’s BL1 moveset and some of the finance based stuff from Timothy Lawrence (Jack) in Pre-Sequel. Would definitely play, lets see what happens in BL4.
BBCC
FUCK YEAH TONY! <3 Really hoping this means relevance <3
Newlland(Henryvolt)
“I don’t know if it’s possible for me to force an emotion suppressing smile even more, or if I want to if this is the attention I get for it.”
Also hey look Tony, I’m hoping I’ll like him better in this AU. He’s already to a good start.
staszu13
Tony?
Didn’t see that coming
Jon S.
Neither did the Incelerator.
Bogeywoman
*badumtss*
Da Boy
Nor Amazigirl
Mr. Random
TONY!
Always wondered why he wasn’t jumping in on some stuff more.
He’s basically has every reason to be batman in this campus.
Michael Steamweed
Aw dang! I just now realized we haven’t seen Tony and Nightguy together in the same scene! (*raises eyebrow; rubs chin thoughtfullly)
Mr. Random
It makes sense!
Dorothy is aiming to be president, so of course she’d be interested in allying with the dean’s son!
Adam Black
New crush for Sarah just dropped
jeffepp
Exactly. Big strong dude (who isn’t Joe) is just what she wants. OK, she might be a little interested in Walkie, but he’s got plenty of game on already.
Sirksome
At this point I think Incelerator has taken more hits than anyone else in the comic. I think he even might beat out Blaine. I don’t know if that’s impressive or anything but it’s a record.
Nono
He’s only taken two hits.
Joe took more than that on the first Joyce date.
Sirksome