At first glance (of course my eyes were drawn to the last panel first), I thought Ruth was leaving an afternoon liason with Mary. How’s that for unexpected pairing?
When I helped my cousin move in, all the dudes at the frathouses were sitting on their roofs wearing only boxers and holding signs that said “She’s ours now, dad!”
How very rape-licious of them. Still, it’s not very often that sexual predators are polite enough to advertise. I hope your cousin took them at their word and stayed very, very far away.
Yeah, I didn’t even notice it was her during her first few appearances. I guess since she hasn’t shown up in any of Willis’ comics for years, the change in the way she’s drawn is much more noticeable.
She was a high school friend of Danny and Sal’s, and was a recurring character in the later half of Roomies! She wasn’t important enough to show up more than once in It’s Walky! though.
Unless she has Ninja, Ranger or Rogue as one of her classes, I am pretty sure her Hide and Move Silently stats are really low & that is assuming added any skill points to them at all.
I can’t tell you how many times my father visited in me in my dorm (it was actually a suite) before I moved into an on campus apartment and he always asked before he came in if I was positive that all my roommates were “decent” before he’d come in.
They look like…NO WAY! She’s banging Thor! Since he doesn’t really have a shirt she can wear, she wears his wristbands while they are on junk bumping break.
I’m going to assume that we’re looking at a half-put-on wonderwoman outfit (okay they should be bulletproof silver, but she’s on a budget). And that despite all we’ve seen of Amazigirl, *WonderMary* is actually the superhero that everyone on campus is talking about.
While I wouldn’t exactly complain if Billie was the one, I was hoping that one of the other girls who has little exposure in this comic be the one to provide the FS.
92 thoughts on “Dressed”
Jen Aside
But giving free peepshows are an important part of the collegiate experience!
Kernanator
Then why haven’t I gotten any yet?
David Herbert
You need to start looking in the right places. I suggest the female showers.
Splash of Brown
This comment is made even better by your current scowly gravatar, lol
NF
I once declined a free peepshow in college. She was showing off her nipple ring to some other guys. In the men’s bathroom on my floor.
I don’t know why.
I was the only senior on a floor full of freshman.
This is one of my few humorously strange anecdote from my time in college.
NF
And dear god is the Sal avatar really incongruous there.
Matrix374
Nipple piercings……
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kernanator
She is Solid Fuckin’ Snake. Mary is her Otacon.
Aizat
No way. If Billie’s Snake, she needs a cardboard box.
Kernanator
And this is why she needs one: So she doesn’t get in awkward situations. And so Ruth doesn’t see her.
Plasma Mongoose
(!)
Rikushadow5
And that’s now the second time I’ve been provoked into hearing the [ ! ] sound effect by this comic.
(insert DAMN YOU WILLIS here)
SolegitRR
Oh God, you can’t unhear it. Must find my copy of Metal Gear Solid now. There goes what could have been a productive evening. Thanks for that.
Plasma Mongoose
Sorry about that!
RaijinK
At first glance (of course my eyes were drawn to the last panel first), I thought Ruth was leaving an afternoon liason with Mary. How’s that for unexpected pairing?
RaijinK
Also just noticed Dorothy has taken over the banner. That was quick.
Kernanator
She’s been there for days.
…
Slowpoke, Slow.
Parismio
Well did you know at the bottom left of the page there’s a smiley face?
Ragnal
No there isn’t. You’re being wei-OH MY GOD WHEN DID THAT GET THERE? O.O
Rikushadow5
Sholy Hit, I never noticed that either.
NF
On seeing that I felt like a Twilight Zone musical cue should have played.
Ridureyu
Ah, college, where naked times always happen!
My poor dad. First time he came to visit me in a dorm, some naked dude was running around the halls, screaming his demands for love.
Doctor_Who
When I helped my cousin move in, all the dudes at the frathouses were sitting on their roofs wearing only boxers and holding signs that said “She’s ours now, dad!”
My uncle was tickled pink, I can assure you.
Kernanator
That sounds like a wonderful first impression.
Seraph
How very rape-licious of them. Still, it’s not very often that sexual predators are polite enough to advertise. I hope your cousin took them at their word and stayed very, very far away.
Trae Dorn
Mary is never the first to take her clothes off, but she’s never the last.
Aizat
Wait, THAT’S MARY?
Joebo
Yes. (note the tag)
Aizat
I could not recognize her.
Beefcube
Yeah, I didn’t even notice it was her during her first few appearances. I guess since she hasn’t shown up in any of Willis’ comics for years, the change in the way she’s drawn is much more noticeable.
Jen Aside
Is this how she became the one knocked-up chick? =p
Aizat
Make’s you wonder if Ruth had already knew that she’s being followed.
Plasma Mongoose
I think she does.
Brasca1
Was Mary an important person in the previous universe?
TeslaSunburn
Mary was a smarmy little know-it-all. She was one of Dannys friends and she was obsessed with keeping him in the “right” crowd. Also shes a hypocrite.
Kernanator
She was a high school friend of Danny and Sal’s, and was a recurring character in the later half of Roomies! She wasn’t important enough to show up more than once in It’s Walky! though.
Horerczy
Also mentioned in Joyce and Walky but
Spoiler
her then Ex-Husband
Horerczy
by not but….
RaijinK
Important enough to have her own drama-filled storyline. Not important enough for that story to have much of an impact on the main cast.
Brasca1
Thanks everyone. I couldn’t find the Walkypedia and only read part of It’s Walky.
NF
Billie, Sal, and her hated each other. So very very much.
Plasma Mongoose
I believe Ruth made a successful Spot Check and is now just lulling Billie into a false sense of security before she strikes.
Kernanator
So Billy has failed her Hide and Move Silently checks?
Plasma Mongoose
Unless she has Ninja, Ranger or Rogue as one of her classes, I am pretty sure her Hide and Move Silently stats are really low & that is assuming added any skill points to them at all.
Kernanator
Also, SHE GOT A 4!
Rikushadow5
Dammit. I ROLLED A 4.
tdm88
I can’t tell you how many times my father visited in me in my dorm (it was actually a suite) before I moved into an on campus apartment and he always asked before he came in if I was positive that all my roommates were “decent” before he’d come in.
Cope
So what’s with the armbands?
Plasma Mongoose
Maybe they are sweatbands???
Kernanator
She’s doing Naked Aerobics!
Plasma Mongoose
The best kind…unless it involves old fat people, then it is the WORSE KIND.
Kernanator
GAAAAH!!!! Must. Purge. Image. From. Brain!
MeHael
Sweat to the Oldies much?
Plasma Mongoose
If you mean music, then yes, yes I do.
CWR
They look like…NO WAY! She’s banging Thor! Since he doesn’t really have a shirt she can wear, she wears his wristbands while they are on junk bumping break.
begbert2
I’m going to assume that we’re looking at a half-put-on wonderwoman outfit (okay they should be bulletproof silver, but she’s on a budget). And that despite all we’ve seen of Amazigirl, *WonderMary* is actually the superhero that everyone on campus is talking about.
Plasma Mongoose
Don’t you mean the Flash? 😛
Roborat
Drumroll, rimshot.
Aizat
Tomorrow: A beat down of epic proportions, I hope.
Joebo
Woo, Fanservice!
Plasma Mongoose
I should be happy but I was hoping that someone else be providing the fanservice.
Aizat
Who, Billie?
Plasma Mongoose
While I wouldn’t exactly complain if Billie was the one, I was hoping that one of the other girls who has little exposure in this comic be the one to provide the FS.
NF
So, Daisy, Becky, or Agatha?
NF
Or Dina.
Plasma Mongoose
or Mandy.
NF
Also, just want to add that I have read the entirety of the Walkyverse and I have no clue who Agatha is. Not gonna check Walkypedia at this moment.
Aizat
Me either. Who is Agatha?
Plasma Mongoose
Info on Agatha
Stephen